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You're all a smart bunch of scallywags.

Can we come up with an algebraic formula to help identify the qualities in a good/worthy HM ???

I was thinking something like this : Looks (L) + Implied Wealth (I$), multiplied by "Sense of Humour" (SOU), divided by number of current partners plus one (P+1), minus number of identifiable socially awkward traits/flaws (Z) ... [L + I * SOU] / P [+1] - Z = Housemate quotient ?!?!?!?
 
CaptainKickass said:
You're all a smart bunch of scallywags.

Can we come up with an algebraic formula to help identify the qualities in a good/worthy HM ???

I was thinking something like this : Looks (L) + Implied Wealth (I$), multiplied by "Sense of Humour" (SOU), divided by number of current partners plus one (P+1), minus number of identifiable socially awkward traits/flaws (Z) ... [L + I * SOU] / P [+1] - Z = Housemate quotient ?!?!?!?
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Did you not forget something ?
 
la`cat said:
That was why I was asking if you had forgotten something....I don't know.. ATM a life outside of the house that seems to be normal ?
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If you're referring to me - I plead I'm both (a) incredibly weird mentally and (b) in my 30's with 3 kids, including a newborn, so that pretty much restricts me to home detention unless the sarge, oops I meant wife ... instructs me I can go out.

If you're referring to HM's employment ... Good point ! That needs including in there somewhere, but where ?

If it helps ... I'm tired, sleep deprived, lacking coffee and could use a 7-day detox from the modernity (See avatar).
 
CaptainKickass said:
If you're referring to me - I plead I'm both (a) incredibly weird mentally and (b) in my 30's with 3 kids, including a newborn, so that pretty much restricts me to home detention unless the sarge, oops I meant wife ... instructs me I can go out.

If you're referring to HM's employment ... Good point ! That needs including in there somewhere, but where ?


If it helps ... I'm tired, sleep deprived, lacking coffee and could use a 7-day detox from the modernity (See avatar).
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I will smack you. I know perfectly well you are as pure as. I am gonna dob to BP for this .:p


I feel if they gave the housemates a good dose of sleep deprivation for a couple of nights....that will sort them out a bit. The play baby they had in BB1 ? It certainly made them cranky :)

and of course.......time since last intercourse with a fellow human being.
 
CaptainKickass said:
If you're referring to me - I plead I'm both (a) incredibly weird mentally and (b) in my 30's with 3 kids, including a newborn, so that pretty much restricts me to home detention unless the sarge, oops I meant wife ... instructs me I can go out.

If you're referring to HM's employment ... Good point ! That needs including in there somewhere, but where ?

If it helps ... I'm tired, sleep deprived, lacking coffee and could use a 7-day detox from the modernity (See avatar).
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Get rid of that beer can soldier ! :D
 
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