Episode Day 1 (9 Nov 2025) - Launch

[February]

What an unappealing bunch of people so far!
Not one stand out as far as I'm concerned.

 

[matts bb]

Bruce is foul. But also probably hung like a donkey

 

[Sctb88]

Ewww get this redneck off my tv

 

[lowkeymusicc]

The crowd is TINY

 

[rj90]

Bruce is a bit of a cunt.

 

[Cowie]

Here comes Bruce with all his red flags

 

[Petarkco]

The crowd is so much smaller than at the start...

Gee... I wonder why...

 

[Kingston]

Bruce is definitely true blue MAGA. Disgusting

 

[Aussiebrotherinuk]

That crowd is SMALL

 

[imsocold]

Vinnie brought the moisture, Bruce cleared it all up.

 

[marquisite]

Anyone else going to rewatch the opening flashback package later tonight? The pace of this launch is sooooo fast there's no time to savor anything. Think I'm A Celeb eating trial with contestants wanting to get it down ASAP.

 

[Danny]

I’ve a massive thing for tradies.

 

[Rison]

"How much trouble are you?"
"6"

Dumbass.

 

[SlurpFanta]

Bruce is a bit of a cunt.

I'm all for it... we need someone to be one

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…I absolutely love Mel Tracina… she’s perfect for this role… she adores reality shows and now she’s living her dream… it couldn’t happen to a better person… I love her!… cheers.

 

[James T]

I feel like Bruce probably applied for MAFS originally but was offered BB instead

 

[Afflllate]

Are the Guys doing MOvember or something theres quite a few going on now LOL

 

[MADONNA]

Bruce looks like he hid his ex's body in a car boot but they'll never find the body because his brother works at the local cop shop.

 

[KTOM]

That crowd is SMALL

 

[andrewpatrick_]

Christ that crowd is tiny