…omg!… you’re missing so much drama at the moment… Sam has seduced Jesse behind Marks back and they are now having raw unbridled sex right now!… oh wow!… Nina just walked in on them and now they’re having a threesome!… The Pags is doing a full commentary on it… and holy shit!… Mark has just walked into their camp on the off chance that he could borrow a cup of sugar and has sprung Sam in full action with someone else and is beating his chest like a Gorilla and what’s that?… he’s doing a full Tarzan call at the top of his voice and then he lunges forward and……
…just kidding… carry on everyone… nothing to see hare… move on… move on… cheers.