60 seconds... (task idea and audience participation).

[Nan_Taylor]

If you were allowed to go into the house (for a task) but only for a mere 60 seconds... what would you do?

Upon entry I would just totter in, exhaling loudly...

Hup!

Then I would personally hug both Sarah and Sophie (a girl to win please) but whisper to both of them that they could do better and to stop being dumbass bitches.

Lock Daniel in the Diary Room and tell him to fucking chill out!

Push Kieran into the pool and tell him to have a fucking bath.

Give Mat a wig voucher but one for drag only. Written on the voucher; “If you want him to USE you at least dress the fucking part!”

Hup!

Investigate Chad to see if he isn’t in fact my late husband.

And as I take my leave I'd say something like "Big Brother 2020... What a load of old shit!"

Hup!

 

[mikidiki]

I think all of that would take a lot longer than 60 seconds

 

[Nan_Taylor]

I think all of that would take a lot longer than 60 seconds

This old bird has her ways, sweetheart.

 

[Brekkie]

I'd tell them I'd bought KFC with me to leave them wallowing in disappointment when I leave a minute later.