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So we have 6 months to befriend a former housemate and get a job either on radio or at Channel 9.

Where can I register my interest in saving this show from Channel 9?

The exact same spiel every time.

Travis faking enthusiasm like an adult at a children's party.

Bless whoever has the "Free Th Housemates" sign

So Baz Luhrmann is Ryan' s dad?

And so they decided to burn the house down?

Is this Chrissie's new job?

They could have at least given Skye a voucher for Napoleon Perdis so she could buy some new fucking lipstick.

A charmless idiot to be quickly forgotten.

Oh dear. I think someone needs to explain to Skye that she didn't win.

Is that it? Jesus Christ. They can't even make the news interesting.

Stop trying to make "massiv" happen. It's not gonna happen.

Gemma's attempts at "strategy" were traumatic for me

I'm so glad Jake was evicted early.

Ah yes, that lucrative magic market in Melbourne...

Wait, with Big Brother and the ARIA awards on at the same time, are the streets now completely free from screaming tweens?

Is this going to be like the Labor party leadership ballot where member votes only count for 50% and the other half by factions?

Safe to say I'm going to skip most of the evening, as they try to fashion personalities out of wet sponges and make a horrible season look interesting.

None of them specifically deserve to win, either for entertainment or strategy or just being an outstanding Housemate. Ryan is the least objectionable of the three but I didn't want to waste any money voting so I can't really complain about the outcome.