Oh Consuela (someone) you need to explain the potato to me... (please). Because ... overseas. Out of the loop a little bit. Someone who looks like a potato or ... what?!
Today I got a text from my neighbours saying they had discovered what the strange noise coming from the chimney (that we share) was and had now set the pigeon free. It’s a five storey building. Poor pigeon! It had been in there at least a few days.