Recent content by Dystopia

  1. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    You made me blush now, @adsyj - I guess you want something in return, such as... hm... a stowaway place for The Willis on my ship? Think twice! They have much more recent models where we are going to. The Willis will be nothing but dead weight :P
  2. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    Lots a lovin' and btw, ANAMELIA rules!! For those of you who want to relive some of the 'friction' in the house.
  3. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    So this is now our only chance of survival as the human race: ...we are doomed. A final glimpse at "The Willis" - this is one is for @adsyj I have good news for Willis Lovers! It has just been revealed that Android Willis has been leading a double-life! She has been the well known...
  4. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    The end of the world as we know it Sound dramatic? Well, it is. Imagine a situation where all the nice, able and beautiful women have been voted out and eliminated because of a rating system that we apply with our smart phones - and we are left with one single female on the planet to reproduce...
  5. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    "There are two kinds of people in this world. There are those who think that BB is a better place with Nikki Grahame in it, and there are those who don't" I belong to the latter category. There isn't much else to say except that she grates on my nerves like a dentist's drill in a cavity. Zoe...
  6. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    What a moron! You don't "mock" Hitler by impersonating him. And what does being agnostic have to do with 'not being anti-Semitic'? I know some agnostics who actually hate atheists. Yes, try get your head around that one. Motormouth is a confused maniac. His words tell us exactly what he...
  7. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    E.X.A.C.T.L.Y.!
  8. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    Why do women scream so much? Because they can?? I swear, the scream of a woman will be the death of me. Zoe screamed so loud and so much, in the end she got confused and became scared of her own screaming! Women. Weird, weird, weird. ...Stop it! I am not a sexist or misogynist, I am a realist...
  9. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    The trials and tribulations of a Snowflake Let us remind ourselves that the 'Millennials are the entitled generation'. They expect to be given without having to make an effort. They expect to always be right, never wrong. They expect to be heard without having to ever listen. They believe...
  10. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    Who is Oprah?? Buaaahahahahahaaaa... Gold, absolute gold! Was Cian really surprised that there should be people who don't know who Oprah is? That must be a strange world he lives in. During the bidding for grubby 'house furniture', Zoe secured HER piece before she let the rest scramble for the...
  11. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    What are "trolls" and how do you feed them? What does this whole paragraph actually mean?
  12. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    Haha... I take this as a compliment, thank you! Grandpa used to say that the most important thing in life is a wicked sense of humour disguised as earnestness . As to your AI Queen Willis, when I saw her last year in her communist outfit a la Kim Jong-un, I knew that she lived a double-life...
  13. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    Wise words, Kudos!
  14. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    The 'Tongue Malfunction'. I am surprised that the producers kicked out Motormouth, especially after the public had already voted for whom they would like to stay in the house. Something fishy about that? Not that I'm not happy about this development, I am ecstatic. From what has been...
  15. Dystopia

    Civilian Big brother UK 2018

    Brooke has no spine. Now, back out of prison, she almost apologizes to Zoe for being called 'misery guts', while Zoe pretends she doesn't know what Brooke is talking about. That's Brooke's problem - she never takes a stand, she is always trying not to rock the boat. Zoe is a miserable cow...
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