Live stream chit chat (BBAU 2025)

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I switched from TikTok to the delayed TenPlay to time. The difference the second time was they started the music about 30 seconds after the bells. Instead of waiting until they were all on the stage. TenPlay then cut to ads for the entire singing. So no idea about anything beyond that.
 
Colin has said the word “bro” a staggering 678,000 times in just 23 days. That’s an average of one “bro” every 2.9 seconds, which is faster than most people blink, breathe, or regret their life choices.Scientists now believe Colin has evolved beyond normal human speech. Linguists are calling it “Bro-lingualism,” a rare condition where 50% of the vocabulary is replaced by a single sacred syllable. The other 50% is just heavy mouth-breathing and the occasional tragic “brev” thrown in like a participation ribbon. He is an equal-opportunity “bro”-er:
  • Male housemates? Bro.
  • Female housemates? Bro.
  • His own reflection? Bro.
  • The house goldfish? Bro.
  • His mum on the phone? “Love ya, bro.”
  • Big Brother during an eviction speech? “Thanks for the opportunity… bro.”
Experts predict that by Christmas, Colin will achieve Total Bro Enlightenment: a state where he simply vibrates at the frequency of the word “bro” and communicates telepathically with every dude, every chick, and every sentient pot plant in a 50 km radius.The few remaining “brev” attempts are now treated like endangered species. Whenever one slips out, the house falls silent, a single tear rolls down a producer’s cheek, and someone whispers, “He’s trying… he’s growing…” before Colin immediately relapses with a triumphant 47 “bro” combo to make up for lost time At this friggin rate, the finale will just be three hours of Colin staring into camera, whispering “bro… bro… bro…” while the prize money is quietly slid across the table like hostage ransom. Australia, we don’t deserve this. Someone please MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Omg… 678,000 times seriously
 
I love how Ed is just being himself, not changing the fact that Colin has HoH power and kissing up to him. He is calling Colin out for his manners and shit like that, knowing that Colin could change the game. Geniune guy!
Despite his bad habits, i like Ed too!
 
Does anyone find Coco's secret coffee machine interesting or entertaining? Although the alternatives is Colin being a grot and Ed telling him to go take some alone time. Or Coner kitchen commander.
 
Can Coco please grow the fuck up? She's acting like an absolute child with the giggling.
Best case scenario is she's gone Wednesday because I can't fucking stand her.
 
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