Episode I'm A Celebrity 2025: Episode 1

[February]

So much screaming on day one! Why ,go in?

 

[Medusa]

Direct hit of a Croc on Shayna

 

[February]

Geraldine, the comedienne…can’t wait to see her and Dave Hughes together

Ah I thought Gerry was a man.i forgot about Geraldine

 

[Medusa]

So much screaming on day one! Why ,go in?

Ah I thought Gerry was a man.i forgot about Geraldine

Well she does have a wife

 

[Kaz]

Bugger…I’ve missed someone

She keeps flicking her hair back with her hands.

If I was there I would in the middle of the night cut her hair off.

 

[February]

Shaynas false nails will be gone in a day or two

 

[Medusa]

Ah I thought Gerry was a man.i forgot about Geraldine

She identified as Gezza

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…who da fuck is ‘Shayna’?… cheers.

 

[Medusa]

Shaynas false nails will be gone in a day or two

Yes….and no refills allowed

 

[Medusa]

…who da fuck is ‘Shayna’?… cheers.

An Olympic swimmer…she is tall

 

[Cowie]

Oooo survivor promo

 

[Medusa]

She keeps flicker her hair back with her hands.

If I was there I would in the middle of the night cut her hair off.

Oh….that one. Her luscious locks are so precious…I thought it was Meghan Markle

 

[February]

Oooo survivor promo

Yes they're all about to hit at the same time .
MAFS starts soon, too!

 

[Medusa]

An Olympic swimmer…she is tall

Nicky is also talll…… I notice this as I am 5 ft 2 ins. Or ? 155 cm

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…I’d like to meet the guy who picks these so-called ‘celebrities’… just to ask him why he considers some of them to be ‘celebrities’… and after he explains to me why he does… I’d then kick him in his balls to wake him up… cheers.

 

[Kaz]

Samantha has caterpillars as eyelashes.

 

[Cowie]

I don't think many actual celebrities would want to do this show.

 

[Medusa]

Oh Tikky Tokky IS a Tikky Tokky….and attempting to light the fire

 

[Will McDougle]

I don't think many actual celebrities would want to do this show.

It's always D-list celebrities because they could never afford A-list celebrities.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…don’t they usually introduce them into the jungle over two nights?… cheers.