Masterchef 2018

[delcan]

I think this one is going. Jo is getting "the funny one" edit which makes me think she'll be around for a little while longer

 

[Columbo]

lisa getting grilled by the judges.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh dear... she's doing her "I'll still chase my dream..."... speech... silly girl... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

All that time for the sugar nest prep and its snapped like a twig in seconds.

 

[delcan]

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All that time for the sugar nest prep and its snapped like twig in seconds.

Like her dreams

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...what these twat judges sometimes forget is that professional chefs make these all of the time... to expect newbies to make them anywhere near the way they do is way above and beyond duty in my books... wankers!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

I think we all learned an important lesson tonight. No one likes soft peaches?

 

[Fuzz]

...what these twat judges sometimes forget is that professional chefs make these all of the time... to expect newbies to make them anywhere near the way they do is way above and beyond duty in my books... wankers!... cheers.

But we need dramatic music, drama and tears.
Making desserts like that is an analogy for life.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."I'm sorry Jo... you aren't as young and pretty as her and you have a flabby pair of peaches so for that reason... you're going home!"... fuggin' arseholes... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Well Red Head is going to win tomorrow night. She and Matt are wearing matching outfits

 

[Fuzz]

..."I'm sorry Jo... you aren't as young and pretty as her and you have a flabby pair of peaches so for that reason... you're going home!"... fuggin' arseholes... cheers.

and its obvious you never shave your parmesan.

 

[Beachsands]

Did anyone notice the similarity between one of of the guys on the Coles ad and the bonking beetrooter?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...wow!... that finished earlier than we all thought didn't it?... being that is so... I'm heading over to Love Muscle Island to watch it with Affable and co... thanks for the fun tonight folks!... and... fug them for sending Jo home tonight!... fuggin' dickwads!... grrrrr!... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Anyone else watching HYBPA?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Anyone else watching HYBPA?

...no Beachsands... I've jumped over to the Love Muscle Island thread and am taping HYBPA sweet lady... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Brendan just plated up... well done mate. Nailed it.

 

[Meglos]

LOL at George calling Matt out on snuffling the icecream. Worried that there will be less for you to snuffle later?

 

[Columbo]

so was brendan sad to leave masterchef?

 

[Meglos]

Anyone else watching HYBPA?

Yes. Laughed at the Masterchef and Love Island jokes. Sam Pang says Brendan might be one of his sons (same last name).

 

[Meglos]

so was brendan sad to leave masterchef?

He was laughing at your sabotage attempts.