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The Bachelor 2017

...does Matty have a codpiece on to prevent him getting a boner every few minutes or what?... cheers.
 
...Jennifer certainly isn't the prettiest one out of them all that's for sure in close ups but then again... without the mountainous layers of make-up on some of them she's most likely not the only one... cheers.
 
Laura is the one he picked that he likes for this date, the rest - fodder for chucking, he is sorting
 
Well, they've got their two lead bitches front and centre.

I'm starting to like some of them. Good on Simone for sticking up for Elora. Some really horrid women in there.
Yep. I would be calling them out. It's strange how bitchiness overrules good looks. They become fugly.
 
...my god!... these photo shoots are creepy... corny... cringey... embarrassing for them all... and... what exactly is the point of it all?... it's not like Matty has time to 'bond' with any of them is it?... colour me bewildered... cheers.
 
He gets to interact with them a bit and see how they treat each other in a group setting, which is some kind of indicator, I guess. There's always a photo shoot in the Bach/Bachette series. I thought that was quite funny with the setup of Jennifer as the lifeguard with the hideous hair and cap... Wardrobe are mean!
 
...I had to laugh... 'ONJ' went to kiss Matty and he pulled back so that she couldn't and all of the 'mean girls' said that "he 'rejected' her!" but he pulled back so as not to be unfair to all of the others lol!... silly girls!... cheers.
 
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