Masterchef 2017

[Fuzz]

Lavender? Yawn.
What about some poison ivy tiramisu?

 

[Tuttle]

I'd like to liquid nitrogen her head.

 

[Melore]

My one hope was Meow Meow's pork is bad... oh, Arum.

 

[delcan]

Did you know Tamara was eliminated? Because she has mentioned it 255 798 times tonight

 

[Fuzz]

I'd like to liquid nitrogen her head.

It'd be very fluffy and airy ice cream.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh no arum!

Noooooo! Arum!

NOOOO!

Ah, well it's Arum then. Bugger.

...let's all bend over and assume the position... brace yourselves because we're about to get the rough end of the Pineapple once again!... (it's starting to hurt now)... bye Arum!... he was the final one of my original picks to go too!... ... cheers.

 

[Melore]

I'd love to know who thought it would be nice to slam us with 100,000,000 talking heads and 10,000,000,000,000 shots of Tamara this season.

 

[oddjob]

Did you know Tamara was eliminated? Because she has mentioned it 255 798 times tonight

Really? I guess tonight must be all about redemption for her.

 

[oddjob]

...let's all bend over and assume the position... brace yourselves because we're about to get the rough end of the Pineapple once again!... (it's starting to hurt now)... bye Arum!... he was the final one of my original picks to go too!... ... cheers.

Oh so that's what they mean by a Pineapple Wellington!

 

[Fuzz]

Really? I guess tonight must be all about redemption for her.

LOL Oddy. Just noticed your sig.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I'd love to know who thought it would be nice to slam us with 100,000,000 talking heads and 10,000,000,000,000 shots of Tamara this season.

...they take all of the shots of Tamara because when they all go home Gary and George go into the Production booth at night a batt off while watching her replays that's why Melore... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

It'd be very fluffy and airy ice cream.

Saccharine sweet with a bitter aftertaste.

 

[Melore]

Oh well, Sarah was so gracious on the Project tonight - and I expect Arum will be equally gracious in defeat. Such a lovely fellow, his wife and family must be super proud of him for doing so well and being so sweet the entire show.

 

[delcan]

Karlie's dish looks dull as fuck.

The judges will love it

 

[oddjob]

LOL Oddy. Just noticed your sig.

Saves me a lot of time that way.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh so that's what they mean by a Pineapple Wellington!

...hahaha!... you could say that lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

So Karlie get's a "not bad" that's not really a good review of her dish.

 

[delcan]

I'm not sure they even tried Karlie's dish

 

[Fuzz]

Saccharine sweet with a bitter aftertaste.

...and hopefully soon to be sold from a decrepit van down by some roadside everyone has forgotten.

 

[Tuttle]

Ben's looks nice. Hopefully the taste is there.[DOUBLEPOST=1500373919][/DOUBLEPOST]

...and hopefully soon to be sold from a decrepit van down by some roadside everyone has forgotten.

It'd be a hit in the red light districts for sure.