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Masterchef 2017

The funniest thing was the sour look on the faces of Diana and Eloise when Karlie got the extra 15 minutes and they didn't.
Otherwise....of course their darling Tamara had to make the top 3. I think Tamara at this stage could serve up cat piss in an ice cream and still the 3 judges would love it.
I too fear Ben is going home next - that's probably the evil, cunning plan of Gary/George/Matt.....eliminate as soon as you can any half decent male who might have a chance of making the final 3.
 
Evan44 said:
The funniest thing was the sour look on the faces of Diana and Eloise when Karlie got the extra 15 minutes and they didn't.
Otherwise....of course their darling Tamara had to make the top 3. I think Tamara at this stage could serve up cat piss in an ice cream and still the 3 judges would love it.
I too fear Ben is going home next - that's probably the evil, cunning plan of Gary/George/Matt.....eliminate as soon as you can any half decent male who might have a chance of making the final 3.
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...they obviously don't 'fancy' Ben... after all... he doesn't have boobs... Callan had 'man boobs' but still... they didn't save him did they?... Gary and George are so fickle aren't they Evan44?... cheers.
 
Evan44 said:
Ben at least had beef in his dish.
Karlie's pineapple ice cream and whatever her dessert was bore no relation at all to beef wellington.
The standard of judging this year is atrocious, and that's putting it mildly.
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...how... how DARE he!!!... how dare he actually have some semblance to to the dish that they are supposed to 're-invent'?... I mean REALLY?... just what was Ben thinking?... the silly boy!... lol!... cheers.
 
So Tamara and Arum!'s raw meat got them through to the top three. No need to cook, the judges will literally eat anything.

Diana & Ben are bottom three because... well they've never liked them. Eloise is because they couldn't rig it for her this time.
 
I'm almost glad Callan is spared this, because you know if he'd survived Japan week, they would have found a way to get him into another pressure test.
This season has turned into Masterflop, starring Tamara, Tamara and Tamara. I betcha she wins immunity on Tuesday, and then the final is her vs Sarah.
 
Evan44 said:
I'm almost glad Callan is spared this, because you know if he'd survived Japan week, they would have found a way to get him into another pressure test.
This season has turned into Masterflop, starring Tamara, Tamara and Tamara. I betcha she wins immunity on Tuesday, and then the final is her vs Sarah.
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Sarah needs to win this, to show that real people can still triumph in a world of show ponies and famewhores.
 
Meglos said:
Honestly, I wouldn't be watching this farce anymore if it wasn't so much fun picking it apart with you guys.
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Same Meglos. Predictable to the point of laughter and good to see and share in the levity here.
Not as good when not live.:(. But watching replay is infinitely better whilst still reading thread.
Oh.
And belated Happy Birthday Mr S. Hope you enjoyed in true Mr Sticky style.
 
Fuzz said:
Same Meglos. Predictable to the point of laughter and good to see and share in the levity here.
Not as good when not live.:(. But watching replay is infinitely better whilst still reading thread.
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And belated Happy Birthday Mr S. Hope you enjoyed in true Mr Sticky style.
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...thanks for the Birthday greeting Fuzz... much appreciated... and... you bet your sweet bippy I did my good friend... it involved eating at a Chinese Restaurant then going to a Club and having copious amounts of alcohol (I'm only a social drinker on most occasions barring a nip of Rum or two while posting on here) and having a dibble on the Pokies (came out even) and then my sweet darling wife and I decided to swing our ring to a live band at the club until 1:00 am that night lol!... and boy did we have aches and pains the next morning because when we swing our ring... we swing our ring!... lol!... we did alright for a pair of old farts... we danced for about 3 hours all up lol!... cheers.
 
I'm still annoyed about last night's episode, particularly Tamara getting top 3.
She even stole Arum!'s spotlight, as all you could hear was her voice, louder than anyone else's, congratulating him while slapping him on the back. From anyone else it could be seen as nice, but it was pure attention-seeking, and condescending as well.
 
I woke up annoyed! It's just bullshit, this year - the judging and the editing. I'm starting to think sparklearse is actually going to win the whole thing, they are going to twist and bend things that much. Oh, your final desert lacked 45 elements but the taste of your parfait was superb and so unusual, choc malt, really clever, 10/10!
 
Masterchef was crushed in the ratings last night, getting one of its worst ratings in history. It only rated 625k while Australian Ninja Warrior was a huge hit for Nine, getting 1.68m to watch the first episode. The House Rules finale got 1.1m.

This is the first season that I found myself getting bored with the show and only watching because there was nothing better on. The only thing that can save this season for me is either Ben or Sarah winning.

Ill give it one more season and if it doesnt improve I will drop it like I dropped MKR 3 years ago.
 
sav0001 said:
Masterchef was crushed in the ratings last night, getting one of its worst ratings in history. It only rated 625k while Australian Ninja Warrior was a huge hit for Nine, getting 1.68m to watch the first episode. The House Rules finale got 1.1m.

This is the first season that I found myself getting bored with the show and only watching because there was nothing better on. The only thing that can save this season for me is either Ben or Sarah winning.

Ill give it one more season and if it doesnt improve I will drop it like I dropped MKR 3 years ago.
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...well that speaks volumes doesn't it sav0001?... so 'TamaraChef' (as someone so aptly named it) is plummeting because of the shit show that it's becoming because of Gary/George and Tamara's 'love' affair?... HA!... so us digruntled and pissed off viewers are FINALLY punishing them for treating us like morons then?... hahaha!... GO US!... and... as with yourself sav0001... I too dropped 'My Kitchen Sucks' this year too... I will NEVER go back to that complete clusterfuck of a show either... it's obvious that you are more intelligent than myself by dumping that show 2 years prior to me isn't it?... lol!... and yes... Ben... or mainly... Sarah better win this shit season or I will go even more ballistic than usual!... lol!... cheers.
 
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