Masterchef 2017

[Melore]

Yay beautiful Ben beat Tamara into the pantry.

So funny how she pelted in there. I was waiting for her to stick her leg out and trip someone!

 

[delcan]

So fuckface is basically copying Arum's with a minor variation.

I don't think it's fair the others get to stand and watch his 30 minute advantage.

It's not the first time she has copied someone elses dish, and it probably wont be the last

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

So fuckface is basically copying Arum's with a minor variation.

I don't think it's fair the others get to stand and watch his 30 minute advantage.

...Tamara can only imitate... not create... she should not be here... (if I keep on saying that over and over and over do you think that she could suddenly disappear?)... probably not eh?... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...aaaaah!... our old friend Ray eh?... I miss him so much!... oh hang on!... did I just see him poke his head out of the pantry in the background just then?... hmmmmm!... perhaps not... I miss my mate Ray... cheers.

Gone, but not forgotten.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...hahaha!... what the hell has Karlie's idea got to do with 'BEEF WELLINGTON' FFS????... lol!... what a loser!... start panicking Karlie... start panicking!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

It's not the first time she has copied someone elses dish, and it probably wont be the last

That's her modus operandi
which is why we've mainly seen dumplings

You have no style, princess.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so Eloise is making 'BEEF WELLINTON' minus THE BEEF?????... riiiiiight!... does she sound like her voice is quavering to the point of crying just then?... hmmmmm!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Karli using a pineapple. Eloise doing a chicken liver pate parfait thingummy. So basically any dish with puff pastry counts as a reinvention of Beef Wellington.

 

[Tuttle]

C'mon Diana!

Least it's not copying BS

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...haha!... Karlie keeps calling her dish 'Sweet Wellington' like the name alone will get her through lol!... yeah keep calling it that Karlie lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Karli using a pineapple. Eloise doing a chicken liver pate parfait thingummy. So basically any dish with puff pastry counts as a reinvention of Beef Wellington.

Guess that depends how much you put out.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...hmmmmm!... Karlie/Diana and Eloise for the bottom 3 tonight?... cheers.

 

[Melore]

It's a bit dull tonight. Or I've got a post-Japan malaise?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...let's face it... we already KNOW that Tamara is safe lol!... so who in the top 3 peoples?... Arum/Tamara and Sarah perhaps?... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

So funny how she pelted in there. I was waiting for her to stick her leg out and trip someone!

I was actually hoping Ray was still in there, and plaited some corn fibres together to make a rope and strategically place it in the doorway just waiting for the princess to barrel on through.

If only dreams did come true.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

It's a bit dull tonight. Or I've got a post-Japan malaise?

...perhaps... Tamarazilla has drained us all with Japan-gate methinks!... hang in there Melore... we're all JUST managing too... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

And I really, really don't care princess. At all.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and... back to Tamara talking... who woulda thunk it eh?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Oh God, the judges are going to love this Tamara bore fest

 

[Tuttle]

She's gonna use that pin.

And still end up in the bottom *crossing my fingers*