Masterchef 2017

[delcan]

Phew - I can handle beetroot

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ok, this is savoury but looks gross

...100% agree!...

dehydrated beetroot? charcoal pretzel?
blerk!

...100% agree!...

I feel like I would vom trying to cook this dish

...100% agree!...lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Well Jess, it's good to know you're taking this seriously.
Does that mean you were slacking previously? Hmmnnn?

...HA!... you got her there!... great pick up there Tuttle!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

This is coming across as one of the most boring eps tonight, dunno if I can make the distance.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh dear!... I sure hope that Ray resists the temptation to shout out 'advice' to anyone below because if they listen to him then they'll be the one going home... Sam isn't looking too good so far... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

This is coming across as one of the most boring eps tonight, dunno if I can make the distance.

...hahaha!... hang in there Tuttle and take one for the team!... but I have to admit it... I do understand as to why you're saying that lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and just who the hell is this guest whatever that is here tonight that they all over-reacted to as per usual?... all I heard was something about having worked for Gordon Ramsey?... big bloody whoop!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

...oh dear!... I sure hope that Ray resists the temptation to shout out 'advice' to anyone below because if they listen to him then they'll be the one going home... Sam isn't looking too good so far... cheers.

He's already started. For a short cut to the jerky, just bring Ray down from the gantry and dehydrate him.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...didn't someone say last night that Trent does well cooking under pressure?... it looks like they were right... he seems to be powering through it tonight... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Stham's stharting to get on my nervesth.

 

[delcan]

Mmmmm, I love the taste of charcoal

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

He's already started. For a short cut to the jerky, just bring Ray down from the gantry and dehydrate him.

...bwahahahaha!... my 3rd crack up for the night!... you guys and gals are on a roll tonight!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

...oh dear!... I sure hope that Ray resists the temptation to shout out 'advice' to anyone below because if they listen to him then they'll be the one going home... Sam isn't looking too good so far... cheers.

I don't think even Ray can stuff them up any further than they are themselves.
That sounded right in my head. LOL [DOUBLEPOST=1496051712][/DOUBLEPOST]

He's already started. For a short cut to the jerky, just bring Ray down from the gantry and dehydrate him.

Okay. THAT is very funny!

 

[oddjob]

Jess is talking shortcuts - never a good sign.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Stham's stharting to get on my nervesth.

...bwahahaha!... my 4th crack up for tonight!...

Mmmmm, I love the taste of charcoal

...bwahahaha!... and... my 5th!... you're all on fire!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Jess is talking shortcuts - never a good sign.

I'm okay with a two for one deal tonight.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Jess is talking shortcuts - never a good sign.

...yes I know... even though Sam's flagging way behind I still think that it'll be Jessica that's going tonight and it may be for that very reason perhaps?... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Gary is like a condesending teacher. You naughty boy Sam.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...poor ol' Ray... he's a legend in his own lunchtime isn't he?... why do we all pick on him so much I wonder?... perhaps it's because he's a complete moron maybe?... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Gary asking Sam, "what have you been doing, what have you done with your time"
I would have said "wasting it on stupid questions from the judges"[DOUBLEPOST=1496052186][/DOUBLEPOST]

...poor ol' Ray... he's a legend in his own lunchtime isn't he?... why do we all pick on him so much I wonder?... perhaps it's because he's a complete moron maybe?... cheers.

Nah, he's made it easy for us, the pantry wandering, the clumsiness....