General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[mutleyp]

Thank god my morning coffee was free today cos its terrible

 

[Tee]

He is the gift that keeps on giving! Didn't learn from his last time eh?

Nope.

We spend most of our evening disengaging Frank from cushions, rugs, shoes, basically anything he can mount.

Ask me what I am doing today!

 

[crimmy]

Good moaning to my favourite bowel of cyber dysfunction!

I was alerted to this day by the sound of my horn bag ball-less puppy humping my foot like Dirk Diggler on Viagra!

I swear his left over testosterone can't dry up soon enough!

I thought u already fixed that little problem!

 

[Tee]

Thank god my morning coffee was free today cos its terrible

Mocconna?

I can not believe you go out and buy coffee daily!

It is so metropolitanly Offspring like.

 

[crimmy]

Does it involve purchasing a glue gun?

 

[mutleyp]

Nope.

We spend most of our evening disengaging Frank from cushions, rugs, shoes, basically anything he can mount.

Ask me what I am doing today!

Well at least he approves of the new cushions?

What are you doing today my dear?

 

[Tee]

I thought u already fixed that little problem!

He still has left over testosterone in his system which sadly means dog stiffy's for another month.

Vet says it takes at least a month for stored testosterone to be used up. I am hoping he is not going to be some super charged exception.

 

[mutleyp]

Mocconna?

I can not believe you go out and buy coffee daily!

It is so metropolitanly Offspring like.

Of course, to be fair, I get some for free, its like pot luck, if it starts off free, it will be a good day, only today, yes it was free, but tastes like free too

 

[Tee]

Well at least he approves of the new cushions?

What are you doing today my dear?

Two hour beauty room treatment!

Hour facial followed by an hour massage!!!!

 

[mutleyp]

Two hour beauty room treatment!

Hour facial followed by an hour massage!!!!

Bliss! Jealous! How exciting

 

[Tee]

Does it involve purchasing a glue gun?

I have no idea what to even do with that space!

So far I like Jordan's idea.

Just need to work out three display words that reek mindfulness.

Tweak
My
Nipples

Could work, yes?

 

[Tee]

Bliss! Jealous! How exciting

Been looking forward to it all week.

Getting microdermabrasion while as a complimentary extra.

I find micro super painful!!

 

[mutleyp]

Been looking forward to it all week.

Getting microdermabrasion while as a complimentary extra.

I find micro super painful!!

I've never had that, but I reckon I need it, Im worried I'd come out like

 

[Tee]

I've never had that, but I reckon I need it, Im worried I'd come out like

It hurts so baaaaaaaaaaad!

 

[Mooseface]

Are you German or an Aussie - I always thought you were an Aussie .... if so, you are doing an awesome job tackling this teaching lurk over there! Amazeballs to you, if so

Definitely Aussie. I only tutor, and it's part time, along with another part time job. I don't actually have to teach a whole class. So I can kind of get by because it's one on one or small groups. I kind of speak hybrid Germish/Denglish/Maths! It's mostly fun, but today was a bit stressful.

 

[crimmy]

He still has left over testosterone in his system which sadly means dog stiffy's for another month.

Vet says it takes at least a month for stored testosterone to be used up. I am hoping he is not going to be some super charged exception.

You can rename him The Energiser Frankie if he is

 

[crimmy]

Well at least he approves of the new cushions

 

[jessy_girl]

Definitely Aussie. I only tutor, and it's part time, along with another part time job. I don't actually have to teach a whole class. So I can kind of get by because it's one on one or small groups. I kind of speak hybrid Germish/Denglish/Maths! It's mostly fun, but today was a bit stressful.

Teaching maths in English would be hard enough I think, and I was a teacher. Throw in a language barrier of sorts and I'd be screwed. Impressive.

 

[jessy_girl]

I've never had that, but I reckon I need it, Im worried I'd come out like

Lol that's so funny. I love microderm so much, it never leaves me red though. I did this meso therapy thing for a bit and it makes your entire face bleed, not cool. Anyway, that had downtime and I wasn't informed so I went to work with the reddest face anyone has ever possessed.

 

[mutleyp]

Lol that's so funny. I love microderm so much, it never leaves me red though. I did this meso therapy thing for a bit and it makes your entire face bleed, not cool. Anyway, that had downtime and I wasn't informed so I went to work with the reddest face anyone has ever possessed.

Its my fear!