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Well considering it was made up by the biggest douchebag so far it explains a lot about the code.

Anyway here is my run down.

Polish passport won't go far, won't go past next week, need to prove to the public looks aren't everything.
Possibly homosexual bald nice guy will go far but ultimately the soft cock approach only goes so far with most women
Drew "owls get the women wet" will go about half way
Manly man Sasha will go far, maybe the final two but he won't win
Mr nice guy Dave will be friend zoned within a couple of shows
FIFA All Star might win, definitely goes far
Will "James Blunt busker" is out within a couple of shows
Douchebag Davey shows his (fake) soft side soon, stays in for a late exit
Kayne "Handstand fail" stays half way, falls off a cliff trying to impress Sam for his shock exit when ratings take a dive
Richie "minimal air time" is out early due to minimal air time
Tony "who?" is out next show.

I've missed you. Good to hear from you! Warm and fuzzies aside - I agree 100%
 
Just caught some of the apprentice... Blake really seems like a douche! Hopefully Sam has better luck with this lot!
 
Well considering it was made up by the biggest douchebag so far it explains a lot about the code.

Anyway here is my run down.

Polish passport won't go far, won't go past next week, need to prove to the public looks aren't everything.
Possibly homosexual bald nice guy will go far but ultimately the soft cock approach only goes so far with most women
Drew "owls get the women wet" will go about half way
Manly man Sasha will go far, maybe the final two but he won't win
Mr nice guy Dave will be friend zoned within a couple of shows
FIFA All Star might win, definitely goes far
Will "James Blunt busker" is out within a couple of shows
Douchebag Davey shows his (fake) soft side soon, stays in for a late exit
Kayne "Handstand fail" stays half way, falls off a cliff trying to impress Sam for his shock exit when ratings take a dive
Richie "minimal air time" is out early due to minimal air time
Tony "who?" is out next show.
Lol! Welcome back! You jazzed that rundown in an impressive manner haha... Btw who is tony, seriously I can't even remember him
 
Lol! Welcome back! You jazzed that rundown in an impressive manner haha... Btw who is tony, seriously I can't even remember him

No Idea. I was going off the names list on this photo. I seriously have no recollection of his face, hence the who.

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He is middle top.
 
Also shame about top left (Shane needs a new shaver), I hate to sound horrible but he never stood a chance :(

I know the feeling, which is why I would never apply for the bachelorette lol
 
Beardy guy that left - did he accidentally get on this show instead of Beauty & The Geek? Not being mean, but he seemed so out of place.
 
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