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Drew (but he won't go far at all)

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Drew? DREW?! But... his hair...
 
What's this bro code crap? Give it up already

Well considering it was made up by the biggest douchebag so far it explains a lot about the code.

Anyway here is my run down.

Polish passport won't go far, won't go past next week, need to prove to the public looks aren't everything.
Possibly homosexual bald nice guy will go far but ultimately the soft cock approach only goes so far with most women
Drew "owls get the women wet" will go about half way
Manly man Sasha will go far, maybe the final two but he won't win
Mr nice guy Dave will be friend zoned within a couple of shows
FIFA All Star might win, definitely goes far
Will "James Blunt busker" is out within a couple of shows
Douchebag Davey shows his (fake) soft side soon, stays in for a late exit
Kayne "Handstand fail" stays half way, falls off a cliff trying to impress Sam for his shock exit when ratings take a dive
Richie "minimal air time" is out early due to minimal air time
Tony "who?" is out next show.
 
@JordanS you liked Lisa and you like Richie... Keeping it in the family hahaha

I guess I know how to pick good people ;)[DOUBLEPOST=1443009111][/DOUBLEPOST]
Well considering it was made up by the biggest douchebag so far it explains a lot about the code.

Anyway here is my run down.

Polish passport won't go far, won't go past next week.
Possibly homosexual bald nice guy will go far but ultimately the soft cock approach only goes so far with most women
Drew "owls get the women wet" will go about half way
Manly man Sasha will go far, maybe the final two but he won't win
Mr nice guy Dave will be friend zoned within a couple of shows
FIFA All Star might win, definitely goes far
Will "James Blunt busker" is out within a couple of shows
Douchebag Davey shows his (fake) soft side soon, stays in for a late exit
Kayne "Handstand fail" stays half way, falls off a cliff trying to impress Sam for his shock exit when ratings take a dive
Richie "minimal air time" is out early due to minimal air time
Tony "who?" is out next show.

No way. Top 5 at least.
 
Sasha is a lovely guy! He kind of has the ed from bb looks going on, but he can hold a sentence and seems much more upfront.
 
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