Fight Club

[Shinigami]

Just to keep "shit real", I am calling not ONLY Shenanigans but also Origami on @Shinigami !!!

Just wait a bit while I fold a broom out of paper and THEN.. IT'S ON!!!!!

I shall then grab your badly folded brush, girly, and brush you into my masterful sensei freshly folded garbage compactor

 

[Spock]

Careful @Kismet
Anyone who messes with my beloved @Shinigami suffers a world of hurt.
I will beat you into submission.
You will be a ragged crying pulp when I'm through with you.
You have been warned!

 

[Shinigami]

Careful @Kismet
Anyone who messes with my beloved @Shinigami suffers a world of hurt.
I will beat you into submission.
You will be a ragged crying pulp when I'm through with you.
You have been warned!

Spock dear, come here boy...on your kneez and finish putting my toe-nail polish on

 

[Spock]

Spock dear, come here boy...on your kneez and finish putting my toe-nail polish on

Yes dear.

 

[Kismet]

I shall then grab your badly folded brush, girly, and brush you into my masterful sensei freshly folded garbage compactor

YOU DON'T KNOW MY SKILLS!!!!

So.. bring on your compactor! Yeah... I put it out there!

 

[Kismet]

Careful @Kismet
Anyone who messes with my beloved @Shinigami suffers a world of hurt.
I will beat you into submission.
You will be a ragged crying pulp when I'm through with you.
You have been warned!

You want a piece of me?

 

[Columbo]

Holy shit... what are you like when two fuckers with trolley's block the aisle in a supermarket?

Do we get prose on THAT shit too?

No.

 

[bleachy_dude]

No.

How long did you prepare that come back?

 

[Columbo]

How long did you prepare that come back?

Not that long.

 

[Witty Banter]

In many states it is an offence to obstruct a footpath. Don't whine in a forum, play human skittles.

 

[Columbo]

In many states it is an offence to obstruct a footpath. Don't whine in a forum, play human skittles.

I'd rather not play human skittles.

 

[Witty Banter]

You could break out Tina's 'I need your body' to scatter them.

 

[Columbo]

You could break out Tina's 'I need your body' to scatter them.

It would only make them stay.

 

[Witty Banter]

Tell them that their selfishness makes you sad. Well, sadder.

 

[Columbo]

Tell them that their selfishness makes you sad. Well, sadder.

Ok. Thank you for the advice.

 

[Witty Banter]

Capture in jubilant soliloquy the rapture that an unobstructed footpath elicits in you.

 

[Gemini]

WTF @bleachy_dude did you kill @CaspersMum and steal her avi?

 

[Kismet]

It would only make them stay.

Only if they were deaf

 

[Columbo]

Only if they were deaf

Why would they be deaf?

 

[Kismet]

Why would they be deaf?

They wouldn't have to hear it.