Then put it on YouTube decrying the man and their brutality while activating the ads and watching the money roll in when it goes viral.
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Then put it on YouTube decrying the man and their brutality while activating the ads and watching the money roll in when it goes viral.
MADONNA
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The real challenge is wearing the sock afterwards[DOUBLEPOST=1416710389][/DOUBLEPOST]
You could use the money to move out of Queensland and into the 21st century!
You could use the money to move out of Queensland and into the 21st century!
While the act of autonomous male masturbation is not my area of expertise, I am assuming one doesn't place the penis in the sock and then pull and pull and pull. I would think the role of the sock is primarily being used as the glitter dumping ground to save on tissues.
Mike will know.
He would be a sock fucker from way back.
Pfft I just spray then shower, helps prolong my tan[DOUBLEPOST=1416710956][/DOUBLEPOST]I have a afternoon "party" to attend... I would rather stick metal skewers in my eyeballs
jessy_girl
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Oh God it's so hot, I have been reduced to wearing just a pair of underwear.
MADONNA
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You and me both.
The neighbours can see but I don't care at this stage. Even the cats have melted into the kitchen floor.
Do they have the binoculars out?
MADONNA
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Sis, our apartments are so close I could probably reach into theirs if I tried.
jessy_girl
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Yeah I'm pretty sure my neighbours can see me too, but it's probably not the first time they've seen my amazing breasts. It's worth it to have a semblance of comfort in this heat.
Willoughby
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You have cats?
MADONNA
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Two!
Willoughby
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I knew I liked you for more than just your wit and that truly lovely voice you posted. Anyone with cats has a good soul.
MADONNA
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I knew I liked you for more than just your wit and that truly lovely voice you posted. Anyone with cats has a good soul.
They're little shits most of the time but I lahv them
Speaking of animals, I watched Marley & Me for the first time yesterday and I'd heard that everyone cries when they watch it, so I started watching it and thought it was terrible and was happy because I knew the only thing that would make me cry would be Owen Wilson's terrible acting. But then it happened and I cried and haven't stopped since.
Even the worst Hollywood crap can't prepare you for a Dog losing it's life...
Even the worst Hollywood crap can't prepare you for a Dog losing it's life...
Willoughby
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Lol, just like my kids, can't help but love them. Took my cat to the vet this morning and he shat on the examination table (the cat I mean). Embarrassing.They're little shits most of the time but I lahv them
pornstache
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It is grossly hot, I am in the same boat!
jessy_girl
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Oh I'm jealous of these cat owners. I want a kitty so badly, I even found my dream cat yesterday and I can't stop thinking about him.
Willoughby
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What's stopping you having him, Jessy?
jessy_girl
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Sadly my girlfriend is allergic, so I probably shouldn't. But I just loved this cat so much, I was going to go see him again today but it's too hot. Maybe it's best I don't see him again though.
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