Toileting preferences

[Bae]

In honour of the housemates' brief discussion tonight and a little interest it caused in the daily show thread, I thought I'd start a poll. The results of the poll are not publically visible, so you don't have to worry about being judged

 

[penelopepitstop]

wow, speccy would be as proud of this thread as nomming a smackaddict slapper as witty.

new low. well played

 

[littlebear]

I am an absolutely unrepentant scruncher. The mere idea of folding seems, and what better word for it, so anal.

 

[penelopepitstop]

folding is for people who have too much time......dole bludgers

@iJake

 

[Consuela]

OMG.

I knew about folding vs. scrunching but standing vs. sitting?

WHAT!?

Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

 

[penelopepitstop]

I usually climb to a high point in a building and stand up and shit from there

 

[CaspersMum]

How can you stand while wiping? The mind boggles!!

 

[penelopepitstop]

I don't wipe.

bidet? I hope

 

[littlebear]

OMG.

I knew about folding vs. scrunching but standing vs. sitting?

WHAT!?

Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

I can't deal with any of this. I didn't even know folding was a thing, and I just asked Mr. Bear and it turns out he's a folder. I don't know if that makes us more or less compatible? Either way he's a stranger to me now.

 

[Bae]

How can you stand while wiping? The mind boggles!!

Step 1: Stand up
Step 2: Put hand behind back
If you successfully completed both steps you can do this lol.

 

[penelopepitstop]

I can't deal with any of this. I didn't even know folding was a thing, and I just asked Mr. Bear and it turns out he's a folder. I don't know if that makes us more or less compatible? Either way he's a stranger to me now.

haha hes yr mate and you only just figured it out? lol that's kinda cool

 

[penelopepitstop]

fark im a scruncher cause I don't want junk near my hands

 

[jessy_girl]

As long as the ladies are wiping front to to back and not the other way around then everything else is secondary.

But seriously, who folds?

 

[penelopepitstop]

As long as the ladies are wiping front to to back and not the other way around then everything else is secondary.

But seriously, who folds?

dunno but they should be isolated and interned

 

[jessy_girl]

dunno but they should be isolated and interned

I'm all for doing what makes you happy but I am inclined to agree with this suggestion.

 

[littlebear]

I'm not sure I'm going to be able to sleep tonight. It's all too much.

 

[penelopepitstop]

I'm all for doing what makes you happy but I am inclined to agree with this suggestion.

I have a lot of open house parties here My en suite is a G20 no go zone. Some of my less cutltured male friends...yano

 

[Frankyfurt]

I make origami swans

 

[littlebear]

"___ liked your post in the thread Toileting preferences." The sense of accomplishment.

 

[penelopepitstop]

"___ liked your post in the thread Toileting preferences." The sense of accomplishment.

don't you just ........shit in the woods?