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David's an arrogant f#ck!!

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davidftw said:
You know what's amazing about this thread? Not the content. It's that so many people have nothing better to do on a Friday night / Saturday morning than this. It's fucking tragic. You should be out picking up sexy ho's at the club people!
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So funny!
I admit . I have no life.
Currently on here, big brother on the tv and my little girl is asleep next to me. She's grinding her teeth in her sleep and it's making me want to vom
 
Kismet said:
Oh I did that years ago.. and he's asleep upstairs. I commence work in 26 mins.. I am just biding time for shits and giggles and bumping ANYTHING with David's name attached to the top. :)
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Pics or it didn't happen. Let's spice up this thread. ;)

As for me, I'm heading out. Off to the karaoke bar to get drunk. There is a version of "Don't Stop Me Now" that has my name written all over it.
 
Mrs Butterface said:
The same "joke" that had two fucking psychos from here threaten to call DOCS on me because I had dared to say I was drinking wine with my husband while my kid was at my parents' in law last year. Good joke!!! zomg so funny y'all!!! Let me know when you go on tour.

Sucks though because the only crap I had ingested was Codral and while Mr B tried to ban it from our house the next day after he saw me laughing at all the notifications I was receiving and not bother to look at, I now have a nice stash stuck in a toolbox that he'll never think to look in as Bob the Builder puts him to shame.
It wasn't the Codral, it was the truth.

Like I said, if I were drinking, let alone cheap wine - I would've unleashed what I actually thought. However just like the natural being of zen that I am, I shan't.
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I didn't really think you were on an actual 'drunken' rampage the other night in the DA thread.
the drinking red wine comment was because Ben Norris tweeted shit about Tim (later deleted) and those red wine jokes/comments posted since then.
 
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davidftw said:
Pics or it didn't happen. Let's spice up this thread. ;)

As for me, I'm heading out. Off to the karaoke bar to get drunk. There is a version of "Don't Stop Me Now" that has my name written all over it.
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YAY YOU!!! And no.. you wouldn't want to see him sprawled across the bed in his grungies.

Sing up a storm!! :joyful:
 
Inigo Montoya said:
Yeah @Mrs Butterface is it the stuff that you need to show your ID to buy?You know that kind that people use to make meth? Coz that shit is the best....
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Nope!!! How funny though. Say if you just buy Panadeine at my chemist you need to explain why, etc. But if you grab their cold and flu shit which has MORE codeine plus other stuff, it's on the shelf!

My son brings home every germ around because understandably some parents send their kids to kinder because they have to work and childcare costs a fortune. But he picks up every virus going and we've been fueling ourselves - well I have now covertly - as my family is coming over from the US and Canada on Tuesday week and I refuse to be sick. Also refuse to have all 29 of them here for the BB finale the next night but I digress lol
 
MADONNA said:
You don't get it

Do I need to quote every one of your posts again directed at me OUT OF NOWHERE in here again so you can recap like I just 10 minutes ago?

Don't come for me and NOT have a REASON and then TRY "I don't know you" when CLEARLY YOU DO because that's EXACTLY why you got your TITS in a TWIST in the FIRST PLACE.

And then BACK TRACK after you call me a MORON and tell me to FUCK OFF and saying THIS 5 minutes later:



A cute look xo

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Tits in a twist? That sounds painful! These boobs you speak of must be long
 
Veronica2005 said:
I didn't really think you were on an actual 'drunken' rampage the other night in the DA thread.
the drinking red wine comment was because Ben Norris tweeted shit about Tim (later deleted) and those red wine jokes/comments posted since then.
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What did he tweet? Was that something to do with the bogies?
 
Veronica2005 said:
I didn't really think you were on an actual 'drunken' rampage the other night in the DA thread.
the drinking red wine comment was because Ben Norris tweeted shit about Tim (later deleted) and those red wine jokes/comments posted since then.
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Yes thank you Veronica, you are always so good at explaining thing.... and how you remember so much information is just astounding to me.
 
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