I think Lawson's - the known rambler - version of the story to Aisha was edited.
Regardless though, that exchange was strangely reminiscent of hers with Ryan. And completely not what I was expecting after seeing that little teaser of her saying the girlfriend comment.
Seriously... Dave's the one who had been teasing her, she comes back with the comment about him being a bad reader?! and then she says Lawson's dumber than her because he was trying to figure out the same word she was. Like wtf?!
Here's the transcript, word for word, just so fans on either side can't get it twisted:
(I've skipped the whole BB "favourtises" David horseshit and am just starting when it popped off)
Skye: Dave I've heard you read with pressure and you're not that great
^^^^ This is directly after a conversation with Tom, Dave and Skye about whether they heard Penny say the word "favours"
Dave: I know I'm not a good reader.
Skye: So just relax. I don't think you actually did know the real word. Because you go yeah I knew. But why, if you knew wouldn't you just go favours?
Dave: Because it was a lot more fun watching you struggle.
Lawson: says something I can't really hear
Skye: I know, I know though, like if it was me I'd just go (snaps fingers) favours.
Lawson: Yeah I know but he was trying to make you look like an idiot, that's what he was trying to do
David laughs
Skye to Lawson: Were you doing that too? Were you in on it?
Lawson: I didn't know. I was just trying to think of the word.
Skye to Lawson: So you're dumber then. Pretty much.
Lawson: I don't know why you're being so rude.
David laughs
Skye: Are you joking? Oh don't even... I know you're doing...you're a joke Lawson. You're actually a joke
Lawson: I'm not being, I'm not joking. I'm just saying why are you being so rude?
Skye: This morning you come out
Lawson: nothing to do with this morning
Skye: Lina and Richard just sat in the icebath for you to get a soccer ball. (I guess imitating Lawson) I don't care right now.
Lawson: Yeah
Skye: And now you're telling me I'm rude.
Lawson: I never said I wasn't.
Skye: Dude you're rude
Lina laughing
Lawson: Like I said
Skye: No no (talking over him and waving her hand)
Lawson: My intentions every time
Skye: No no no (over Lawson)
Lawson: I'm not saying I'm not. I'm telling you that you are
Skye Nah. No. Not having it.
Lawson: It's really evident
Skye No, nooooooooo
Lawson: Skye it's really evident that you're 20
Skye continuing with the No, Nahhhhhhhh as he's talking
Lawson: So evident
Skye: What's evident?
Lawson: That you're 20. You're so immature. You know like
pan to Skye's ready to pop off face
Lawson: Here it comes, here it comes
cut to shot of Skye starting to smile
Lawson: There you go you stopped it. Perfect. Good work.
Skye: (strange giggle) Oh I hate you. (Points her finger at Lawson and still laughing says again) I hate you.
Lawson: We know that though.
Skye: That's why I hate you.
Lina: God I feel like I'm a room with a bunch of siblings
Lawson: I think Skye's drunk
David laughs
Skye: You're nas... You know what? You're actually a nasty person.
Ryan goes over to hug her and she slaps his arm away, Skye: Not right now
Skye: Because when you are. When you're intoxicated I laugh at you and go he's funny
Lawson: Because I'm not nasty to you. I'm not nasty to anyone. I'm just... Name one person I was nasty to when I'm drunk? I'm not a nasty drunk.
Skye: Ummm your girlfriend maybe? Maybe? Maybe?
Lawson: I'm not being nasty to anybody.
Skye: says something that I really can't figure out and then walks away while still continuing to talk to him through the lattice
Lawson: Do you want a chocolate bar?