How to make BB 2015 even worse.

[BBfan-]

20. Evict everyone except Travis and Aisha

 

[hoopz]

Diary room chair is a milk crate

 

[Untitled-Typo]

Put it on Channel Nein.... oh wait...

 

[Rison]

23. Subtitle the show as "Big Brother: Rewound". It is essentially a repeat of 2014 - same housemates, same house, same twists, same tasks, same everything. With the (completely stupid) expectation that after being in the outside world for a year, knowing what was said behind closed doors etc would result in different dynamics/eviction order etc.

 

[Untitled-Typo]

Have Alex Mavfuckeduplastname as the executive producer..opps.

 

[starstruck]

Fill the house with only animals. Wild and domestic animals. It could work right?

 

[starstruck]

Fill the house with former PMs.

 

[starstruck]

Put only twins or triplets in the house.

 

[pornstache]

After every five minutes cross to Sonia and an annoyingly loud live audience to recap exactly what just happened

 

[markie_mark23]

Give the show an Ark theme but never follow through with it or follow through with any gimmick.

 

[Cherry_blossom]

Sonia giving birth live on stage, the baby enters the house as an intruder

 

[Rose711]

Laugh track like big bang theory.

 

[Brekkie]

Considering how they ignore our annual recommendations for how to improve things and do the exact opposite I'm very tempted to rename this thread.

 

[lilithdoll]

Hotdogs late night game show returns.

 

[Oswin]

A live audience for every show (awwwww).

Sonia replacing Mike G to do the voice overs (Playschool-style).

More edited clips put to music (eg RIP David’s beard, that ‘song’ last year of Jade with Ed’s shorts).

Surly as the voice of Big Brother.

 

[Consuela]

Fill the house with former PMs.

WORSE?!

A house with KRUDD and Gillard would be EXPLOSIVE.

 

[up_all_night]

The have to renovate the BB house.

You know this is the most likely terrible idea NINE would cook up.


EDIT: oppps wrote that before seeing someone had a similar idea.

 

[Summerz]

Put two magicians and giants and one legged men in the house. It will turn into season 4 of American horror story

 

[Kismet]

11. Fire Sonia and bring back Kyle.... and NO Jackie O.

Fire Sonia and get Ben'13 to host- Bert& Patti with him as co-hosts for one Eviction night and Daryl and Ozzie as co-hosts for the other....or perhaps, Ernie Sigley and "Ding-Dong" Drysdale. I couldn't decide which would be worse.

 

[bbau_fanatic472]

Bring in random unheard of old "legends" to introduce, host and judge weekly tasks...oh wait