frenchbrah
Well-Known Member
This season just been weird. I mean i just can't follow this shit. All I know bout these people is that they are horny as fuck. Imma give my opinions on all the housemates and you can drop yours and if you agree because i need to know what the fuck is going on this year
Aisha - aight so Stevie Wonder could've seen that her and Travis were gonna hook up. soon as she dropped "I used to date footy players" it was set in stone son. but i'm not mad at it though, they are a pretty good couple. even if she conforms to be Travis's 'main bitch' and be at his every command i might still like her. she actually seems like a nice girl and i wouldn't mind her winning actually. Not a bad choice BB
Cat - word to God this chick is a straight maneater. mackin on with dudes with a girlfriends? that's some slutty shit son. But she hot as fuck though. she seems like one of those chicks that's heaps innocent but is a machine at anything sexual. and she's 31? we out here babe..... this girl is way up on my ranking. she's probably Travis's 2nd side hoe actually.... but she still gets the seal of approval. since she really only in there to talk bout dudes and be eye candy i wouldn't care if she leaves soon tho
Dave - feel sorry for this fella. I mean he copped the brunt of tittygate. fuck outta here Lisa.... now that he's shaved the beard i reckon he might do alright in the game now
Dion - i get it, i get it, he's on the show to look good for the girls. that's aight. but son isn't gonna last past the halfway mark. bored shitless with this bloke
Gemma - ......... lord knows why the fuck she applied in the first place, all she done is complain bout missing people. this broad actually thinks she got a full on gameplan tho...... she just a rabbit in headlights. Chances are she's going home tomorrow but don't be surprised if some similarly insecure girls gather round and save her.. plus Jake seems to be pretty popular.... but she isn't gonna be here long tbh
Jake - speaking of Jake i done become so frustrated with this bloke. son coulda had the hottest girl in the house and he's talking dirty with Lisa instead....? That's like being offered a free Ferrari but tryna pay for a Ford Focus. I had hopes for this fella... after Skye got around him for his rapping i was like "ay this could be a good thing going here" but now he's keen on this Lisa bitch he's just gonna fuck it up. Word if Skye was crushing on me i'd be on that real quick. If he gets with Skye he will make the last 5... if not he done fucked up
Jason - this dude is lowkey the most tolerable gay dude big brother has ever had. i wouldn't even be mad if he won. good on ya BB
Katie - this girl is battling hard to be queen bitch. she isn't a bad looker but she's emersing herself in all the drama in the house so she looking like she just there to talk shit bout people and gossip. aint got time for that. she's probably Travis's 3rd choice of side hoe actually.
Lawson - this dude is pretty cool. he won't win but i reckon he'll get close. kissing another girl when you have a girl at home tho? nahhh.... son you lost some points with the teenys there.
Lisa - .... speaking of drama queens this bitch takes the cake. i get the feeling she's leading Jake on and tryna make Skye jealous or some hoe shit like that..... tittygate? fuck me sideways. fuck outtahere with that shit. she just needs to leave pronto
Priya - aight this chick is good value. if the house was full of people like her it would be boring as fuck but she works in this environment. i like what she does. good choice big brother
Ryan - now i don't mind this dude, but the Malaysia 370 flight got a better chance of turning up than this bloke. in the 2 weeks i've watched i've seen him say something about 4 times. but i get it, he's in there for the girls to look at. he'll go halfway through
Sam - dude's shark story probably gonna be his only highlight during his stay in the house.
Sandra - this is like the pot plant to end all pot plants. notable things she's done include looking like a bloke half the time and messing with Davids head. won't even notice if she leaves tomorrow.
Skye - now i liked this chick when she first went in because she was hot, then she was all sweet and shit and i was thinking she was gonna take this out easy. now this boyfriend shit has come up and that might fuck her over. c'mon girl. i get the feeling she was tryna use Jake as a 'beauty and the geek' story line to win over both male and female fans. because lets be honest, this bloke on the outside looks nothing like Jake. i don't believe anything she says anymore. plus she was getting real close with Travis in bed last night. i reckon thats confirmed her as Travis 1st choice of side hoe. she will definitely make it to the last week regardless
Travis - saving the best for last, this bloke has actually been the most entertaining person in the house. blokes wanna be him, girls wanna be with him. i can just picture it now. hes lining up Aisha, Skye, Cat and Katie to all go in the sauna one Friday night and have his way with them. a big old fivesome. we already know Aisha, Skye and Cat are down with eachother after the hot tub shit but he's thinking bigger. this guy has his douchebag moments, like every 5 minutes, but that photo of Aisha and Skye cuddled up to him in bed just proves that being a dickhead will get you far with women. i like the dude though, i'd probably get along with him in the house, but i'd piss myself if he left tomorrow. like i'd pay big money to see it happen. it would change the house dynamics and all that shit too. i reckon it would be one of the greatest moments in big brothers history.
Anyway that's what make of them after this first 2 weeks. Hit me back with your opinions.
Aisha - aight so Stevie Wonder could've seen that her and Travis were gonna hook up. soon as she dropped "I used to date footy players" it was set in stone son. but i'm not mad at it though, they are a pretty good couple. even if she conforms to be Travis's 'main bitch' and be at his every command i might still like her. she actually seems like a nice girl and i wouldn't mind her winning actually. Not a bad choice BB
Cat - word to God this chick is a straight maneater. mackin on with dudes with a girlfriends? that's some slutty shit son. But she hot as fuck though. she seems like one of those chicks that's heaps innocent but is a machine at anything sexual. and she's 31? we out here babe..... this girl is way up on my ranking. she's probably Travis's 2nd side hoe actually.... but she still gets the seal of approval. since she really only in there to talk bout dudes and be eye candy i wouldn't care if she leaves soon tho
Dave - feel sorry for this fella. I mean he copped the brunt of tittygate. fuck outta here Lisa.... now that he's shaved the beard i reckon he might do alright in the game now
Dion - i get it, i get it, he's on the show to look good for the girls. that's aight. but son isn't gonna last past the halfway mark. bored shitless with this bloke
Gemma - ......... lord knows why the fuck she applied in the first place, all she done is complain bout missing people. this broad actually thinks she got a full on gameplan tho...... she just a rabbit in headlights. Chances are she's going home tomorrow but don't be surprised if some similarly insecure girls gather round and save her.. plus Jake seems to be pretty popular.... but she isn't gonna be here long tbh
Jake - speaking of Jake i done become so frustrated with this bloke. son coulda had the hottest girl in the house and he's talking dirty with Lisa instead....? That's like being offered a free Ferrari but tryna pay for a Ford Focus. I had hopes for this fella... after Skye got around him for his rapping i was like "ay this could be a good thing going here" but now he's keen on this Lisa bitch he's just gonna fuck it up. Word if Skye was crushing on me i'd be on that real quick. If he gets with Skye he will make the last 5... if not he done fucked up
Jason - this dude is lowkey the most tolerable gay dude big brother has ever had. i wouldn't even be mad if he won. good on ya BB
Katie - this girl is battling hard to be queen bitch. she isn't a bad looker but she's emersing herself in all the drama in the house so she looking like she just there to talk shit bout people and gossip. aint got time for that. she's probably Travis's 3rd choice of side hoe actually.
Lawson - this dude is pretty cool. he won't win but i reckon he'll get close. kissing another girl when you have a girl at home tho? nahhh.... son you lost some points with the teenys there.
Lisa - .... speaking of drama queens this bitch takes the cake. i get the feeling she's leading Jake on and tryna make Skye jealous or some hoe shit like that..... tittygate? fuck me sideways. fuck outtahere with that shit. she just needs to leave pronto
Priya - aight this chick is good value. if the house was full of people like her it would be boring as fuck but she works in this environment. i like what she does. good choice big brother
Ryan - now i don't mind this dude, but the Malaysia 370 flight got a better chance of turning up than this bloke. in the 2 weeks i've watched i've seen him say something about 4 times. but i get it, he's in there for the girls to look at. he'll go halfway through
Sam - dude's shark story probably gonna be his only highlight during his stay in the house.
Sandra - this is like the pot plant to end all pot plants. notable things she's done include looking like a bloke half the time and messing with Davids head. won't even notice if she leaves tomorrow.
Skye - now i liked this chick when she first went in because she was hot, then she was all sweet and shit and i was thinking she was gonna take this out easy. now this boyfriend shit has come up and that might fuck her over. c'mon girl. i get the feeling she was tryna use Jake as a 'beauty and the geek' story line to win over both male and female fans. because lets be honest, this bloke on the outside looks nothing like Jake. i don't believe anything she says anymore. plus she was getting real close with Travis in bed last night. i reckon thats confirmed her as Travis 1st choice of side hoe. she will definitely make it to the last week regardless
Travis - saving the best for last, this bloke has actually been the most entertaining person in the house. blokes wanna be him, girls wanna be with him. i can just picture it now. hes lining up Aisha, Skye, Cat and Katie to all go in the sauna one Friday night and have his way with them. a big old fivesome. we already know Aisha, Skye and Cat are down with eachother after the hot tub shit but he's thinking bigger. this guy has his douchebag moments, like every 5 minutes, but that photo of Aisha and Skye cuddled up to him in bed just proves that being a dickhead will get you far with women. i like the dude though, i'd probably get along with him in the house, but i'd piss myself if he left tomorrow. like i'd pay big money to see it happen. it would change the house dynamics and all that shit too. i reckon it would be one of the greatest moments in big brothers history.
Anyway that's what make of them after this first 2 weeks. Hit me back with your opinions.