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Jake BB14 Winner Fo Sho!

the Theorist said:
Jake will be gone very, very early this season.

I will bet a lot of money on it.
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How dare you?!

HOW DARE YOU?!

Even if Jake wasn't forced on me thanks to Timmy (down a fucking well's) stupid Housemate game I still would have chosen him. Granted it would have been for most ridiculous rapper, but I would have chosen him none the less...

He is the full package!

What's not to like?

He is like rapping Jesus in really really strange glasses!

Now take your hate and get out!
 
Okay Jake Fan Club

Before we were rudely interrupted, we were up to the letter G in our alphabetical honouring of Jake.

I will get the ball rolling....

G: Gonads, which Jake has two, and I feel sure you will never ever find a more perfect set of testicles than his





#Jakeforlife
 
Welcome to Team Jake!

This is a thread where Jesus and rapping is a thing to be celebrated.

Rap to CaspersMum

Yo Yo CaspersMum
Do you take it in the bum?
Do you like to have fun?
Do you cry when you cum?

Peace out.
 
Trala said:
Welcome to Team Jake!

This is a thread where Jesus and rapping is a thing to be celebrated.

Rap to CaspersMum

Yo Yo CaspersMum
Do you take it in the bum?
Do you like to have fun?
Do you cry when you cum?

Peace out.
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Hahahaha!! And suddenly, Jake is not the worst rapper!!

I: Idiosyncratic
 
Trala said:
Rap to Madonna

Ma biatch Madonna
She grind up on ya
She has a man donger
She likes men from Tonga
She sometimes choofs a bonga
And looks good in a thonga

Peace out.

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idiosyncratic
ˌɪdɪə(ʊ)sɪŋˈkratɪk/
adjective
adjective: idiosyncratic
  1. relating to idiosyncrasy; peculiar or individual.
I was making a good point, you peasant!!
J: Jerk off- which Jake clearly will be the first to do while in the house.
 
K for Kleptomaniac, because he has stolen his entire Big Brother persona from previously beloved housemates. I know we haven't seen much, but already there seems to be a disconnect between his outside world persona and his inside world persona. He comes across as the Mark (from BBUK this year) of the house - a massive attention whore who would do ANYTHING for exposure. Perhaps he truly is a nice guy, but so far he's just fake Jake. I get the feeling the producers have him as one of their favourites too, and we'll be seeing plenty of "isn't Jake so dorky and sweet and funny?!" storylines.
 
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