Q: Celeb Couple??? A: Bert & Patti Newton

Don't see this as such a massive 'favouritism' issue, more a grab for ratings.

IF it IS Bert and Patti then I think Ben almost deserves it. He set it up for the producers and now they are going to cash in.

I'm also certain that regardless of who it is, it shall be just as exciting for the non-birthday HMs (unless they only meet Ben in the DR or something)

This is a TV show where the producers can do whatever they like.
 
Kaz said:
I want Bert to push Ben aside & go & speak to Tim.
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...hahaha!... that would be brilliant Kaz!...

kxk said:
That would be perfect.

And Patti can you shove those sisters out the door.

Perhaps Ben will finally be revealed as Bert's bastard cousin or something - he does have a moon head
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...lolol!... what a hoot that would be kxk!... funny as...

Footy said:
Because Ben hasn't had enough to react to handed to him on a platter yet
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...never a truer word said Footy... totally agree... cheers.
 
Well it's not like last year where Stacey was begging to meet and fuck Ryan Gosling and so had to be given a cardboard cutout which she then proceeded to take entirely up her snatch... At least they actually have a shot of getting the celebs that Ben wants :P
 
It's just amazing that all of Ben's heroes are people who work with Chanel 9. What pure luck and coincidence...
 
Lightning McQueen said:
Well it's not like last year where Stacey was begging to meet and fuck Ryan Gosling and so had to be given a cardboard cutout which she then proceeded to take entirely up her snatch... At least they actually have a shot of getting the celebs that Ben wants :P
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Well. this is a good point, people trying out next year would be wise to declare themselves lifleong fans of Scott Cam and Fatty Vautin.
 
Seriously though, who the fuck would be a bit bert and patti fan?

Seriously....


I don't get it. The dudes like what 30?
 
up_all_night said:
Seriously though, who the fuck would be a bit bert and patti fan?

Seriously....


I don't get it. The dudes like what 30?
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I remember in his promos that they were running alongside the ones for Matt, Sharon and Tahan before they even went in the house him showing that he had Bert and patties greatest hits on vinyl or some such.
 
Poona said:
I remember in his promos that they were running alongside the ones for Matt, Sharon and Tahan before they even went in the house him showing that he had Bert and patties greatest hits on vinyl or some such.
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But that's like such a kitsch novelty thing.

What is there to like? What an old record? He would never have been around and exposed to any of the bert and pattie stuff when they were famous as a couple. Back in the 70s on the Don Lane show. That albums from 1977 for instance.

Ben's 30. His exposure to Bert would be him hosting a morning infomercial show and then those stupid count down shows more recently. It's not like there's a bit repeat of classic bert stuff. Whatever it'd be.

How, just how is it possible?

It's frankly not.
 
Is his birthday this weekend? if so Tully will take over the surprise, hug and cry all over them. They will run for the hills.
 
hawke said:
Is his birthday this weekend? if so Tully will take over the surprise, hug and cry all over them. They will run for the hills.
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with Patti screaming "oh no, (memories are coming back) she's got mental health problems, run Bert run, before she accidentally punches your face".
 
up_all_night said:
But that's like such a kitsch novelty thing.

What is there to like? What an old record? He would never have been around and exposed to any of the bert and pattie stuff when they were famous as a couple. Back in the 70s on the Don Lane show. That albums from 1977 for instance.

Ben's 30. His exposure to Bert would be him hosting a morning infomercial show and then those stupid count down shows more recently. It's not like there's a bit repeat of classic bert stuff. Whatever it'd be.

How, just how is it possible?

It's frankly not.
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So you can't be a fan of something that pre-dates your birth?
 
Talk about the show playing favourite to Ben excuse me while I throw my fingers down my throat at the thought of Bert & Patti
One Direction will be in Oz this Week now that would be a better ratings Puller .
 
I reckon Big Brother is favouring Ben in the interests of Channel 9 making more money off the fans. Every time Ben is given special treatment it builds up more frustration in the Tim fans. Thus ensuring when Tim & Ben finally go head to head in the voting they will make a fortune. Makes me sick.
 
up_all_night said:
But that's like such a kitsch novelty thing.

What is there to like? What an old record? He would never have been around and exposed to any of the bert and pattie stuff when they were famous as a couple. Back in the 70s on the Don Lane show. That albums from 1977 for instance.

Ben's 30. His exposure to Bert would be him hosting a morning infomercial show and then those stupid count down shows more recently. It's not like there's a bit repeat of classic bert stuff. Whatever it'd be.

How, just how is it possible?

It's frankly not.
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Maybe he got it from his parents? I'm a fan of a lot of music my parents listened to when they grew up.
 
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