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Episode Day 43 (Mon 9/09/13): Eviction #5

Tully storming off at the table tonight... That girl is fucking crazy and her attitude is fucking awful. Anyone who genuinely likes her is fucking deluded.
Fucking true dat my fucking homie

Now listen up!! We are all in this together!! There will be no talk of quitting!! That is not an option! Now put your game faces on, use the remote to quickly change the channel when the car wreck that is Tully is on and stay right where you are!! Are we clear?

Or if I wait for the inevitable Tully histrionics...PLEASE DON'T LEAVE!!! OOOHOOOOHOOOOHOOO
I just feel so menTUlly drained after watching this episode. Honestly it's like she now has the power to suck the life from me through my tee vee scre-eeeen. The other HMs are too calm and bloody NORMAL in comparison to her and I don't want to be a willing participant in her shitshow for another fortnight.
 
Well after BB showing Tully's crap behaviour AFTER the voting lines had closed for for the 2nd week in a row, I came and checked online to see that the evictee was again NOT Tully.

BB wants Tully in not out peeps. If BB wanted Tully to be evicted, then the producers would have shown her snappy crappy manipulations of Drew before the voting lines closed, not after.
Switching over to the Bachelor to avoid listening to the deafening cries of Tully when Heidi finally gets evicted here in the West.

Disappointed is Bunnie.

...Tully slides off the eviction bench, eyeing the humans left. She knows that there is an appropriate emotion she should portray. She looks around at the faces..joy at being safe???...no...wait...it's the watering eye thing...yessssss...the crying thing she needs to project so that the others stay oblivious to her true nature. But how much sad should she use? The Others look unnerved. Tully smells the heady aroma of fear mixed with apprehension...she needs lots of sad to draw attention away from her actual happy state...she sucks in a huge breath and lets the water flow, adding in howls for good measure. Good. The Others will think she has emotions too....Drew glances over nervously. He is devastated that he was not evicted. He rubs his chin thoughtfully. At least he will have an easier night for tonight. IT will be happy IT is safe for another week.
 
Hey.....Tully for another week with Drew standing up to her and hopefully others standing up to her is going to be good viewing ..
 
Tahan for fake evictee! She would be the best one for it imo, they all think shes a huge bitch so eviction would be plausible and the result would be sooo delicious with lots of bitchy comments and confrontations when she came back in.

Vote Tahan For Fake Evictee!!!

She would be a good one. Can she get the most saves though?
 
The funniest fake evictee would be Mikkayla (assuming Tim or Ben aren't up) as the joy of the HMs seeing her evicted would be sooooo funny when she get's back in and another life :)
 
Hey.....Tully for another week with Drew standing up to her and hopefully others standing up to her is going to be good viewing ..

I really hope Drew gets some distance from her this week. He's been doing ok the last couple of days.
 
Tully storming off at the table tonight... That girl is fucking crazy and her attitude is fucking awful. Anyone who genuinely likes her is fucking deluded.
Fucking spot on, friend.

If there is crack then Tully will have her finger in it :D
Hahahahahha! You guys are on fire tonight. hahaha

Edit: Just finished catching up on the episode and thread. Why the hell did Heidi give the power to Drew? Why is she so clueless about public perception? And the real question of the night, why does Heidi let her mouth hang open?
 
Hey.....Tully for another week with Drew standing up to her and hopefully others standing up to her is going to be good viewing ..

that'd be good, but alas, heidi is gone, if anyone doesnt mind barking at tully, it'd be heidi, now hope mikki will take over the barking baton. i think the only way to get tully out is to give her a mental meltdown, come on ruby rose, use your star power to stop the save vote towards tully, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
Fucking spot on, friend.


Hahahahahha! You guys are on fire tonight. hahaha

Edit: Just finished catching up on the episode and thread. Why the hell did Heidi give the power to Drew? Why is she so clueless about public perception? And the real question of the night, why does Heidi let her mouth hang open?
Worst facial expressions ever. At least she wasn't wearing her pink eyeshadow.

Oh I sound TERRIBLE!! (Just channeling my inner Heidi)
 
I can't believe Heidi gave Drew the superpower!! We were so close to getting rid of him or Tully! Now neither of them will be up next week! Who is voting for Tully??? Are we ever going to get rid of that shrew?
 
random thoughts

- sonia has a natural hourglass figure, and that dress unbalanced her by adding volume to her hips. the designer should be shot.

- drew and tully clearly have more going on than friends, given the nature of the questions they are asking each other, there is no doubt about that now

- was matt even in the show tonight? oh, that's right, they had him pose in a budgie smuggler.

- ed is clearly sending positive signals to jade sometimes. this makes him a tease and a douchebag

- jade's performance in the beauty pagent was hilarious. top marks for playing it up

- tahan should be ashamed of herself for performing in the show. if she had half a brain, she would have acted purely as MC.

- tim is totally awesome for not only engineering the tahan win, but then rubbing salt in the wound with her later

- mikkayla's impersonation of tahan was on a completely different level to tahan's impersonations. firstly, tahan has done many, many people. second, tahan does it unprompted. third, tahan does it purely to get laughs (ie to make fun of her targets). mik was specifically referencing tahan's behaviour and what it said about the day's events. if you can't see the difference, i got nothing for you, see you back at camp.

- glad to see Lucy was not serious about tim, and vice versa. in fact, they actually seemed to have fun laughing about it after.

- ben's highlight reel was telling - nothing new in the last month. so why are people still voting for him? perhaps the invisible edit is serving him well, otherwise people might realise how tired and boring he is

- well done, heidi. you managed to show how completely oblivious you were not only in the house but also to the crowd. you are truly a radio personality - mouth running, brain not engaged and no feedback input to realise it.

- back to sonia, yes this was her most interesting post-eviction interview, but only because she shut up and let heidi hang herself. gretel would have made sure heidi kept digging

- i like the fake eviction twist (yes, they're stealing our suggestions - good. we're better at running this show than they are), but considering how LNF has turned into dog's balls, I'm expecting them to fuck up the fake eviction too.

- the only person who could benefit from some secret spy powers in the fake eviction is tim, the rest aren't smart enough. that said, mikkayla getting it would be laugh out loud hilarious when she re-entered.

excelsior
 
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