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Last day of work before 5 days off, weeeeooww weeoooowww! :D 5pm can't come quick enough

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YAY! After this week, I'm on 2 weeks holiday! Already got a massage & facial booked in while the kids are at school :D

Are you making plans for your time off, or just kicking back & relaxing?
 
Good morning Ning Nongs!

Working afternoon shift sucks balls (bad way...)

I am just about to sit down with my coffee and sultana bran and watch it now. And a bit of food for thought, if any of you Ning Nongs were real cyber friends, you would boycott the show, tape it and watch it with me the next day!

Oh Mutty, not the Man Flu. I may be sporting a delightful vagina, but I too was struck down with the disease only a couple of weeks ago. Dry scratchy almost sore throat, mucous omitting from my left nostril, moderate tickle in the chest. I only managed to get through it by omitting copious amounts of moaning and whinging with a bit of exaggerated sniffing. For a few hours there it was touch and go, I was almost considering calling the ambos when the tickle in my chest was looking like it was going to develop into a full blown cough, but being the stoic trouper that I am, I just moaned and whinged by way past it.

If it was anything like mine you will now live through 52 hours and 17 minutes on Man Flu hell. If you need anything, PM Coops, I find it difficult to feign interest in the discomfort of others.
 
I has man flu

I'll get my personal Doctor to tend to you, if you like? He's just in my shower... I'll just get him a towel...
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Now that he's dressed, just let him examine you...
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I think he knows what you need...
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A good ol' fashioned ab show...
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Wanna come closer?
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Oh Mutty, not the Man Flu. I may be sporting a delightful vagina, but I too was struck down with the disease only a couple of weeks ago. Dry scratchy almost sore throat, mucous omitting from my left nostril, moderate tickle in the chest. I only managed to get through it by omitting copious amounts of moaning and whinging with a bit of exaggerated sniffing. For a few hours there it was touch and go, I was almost considering calling the ambos when the tickle in my chest was looking like it was going to develop into a full blown cough, but being the stoic trouper that I am, I just moaned and whinged by way past it.

Oh TraLa, you so precious ;)
 
The F key has fallen off my laptop!

Given the amount I say fuck, have you any idea how irritating this is?!

I have a little white stump in place of the key and it hurts my finger!

Damn you first world problems!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I'll get my personal Doctor to tend to you, if you like? He's just in my shower... I'll just get him a towel...
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Now that he's dressed, just let him examine you...
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I think he knows what you need...
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A good ol' fashioned ab show...
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Wanna come closer?
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Thank you, it is so considerate he got dressed so he can get undressed for me!
 
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Not man flu!!! I order you to drink some tea then snuggle under the blanket!!

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Hugs for the sickie :)

You need a someone to look after you ....

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Good morning Ning Nongs!

Working afternoon shift sucks balls (bad way...)

I am just about to sit down with my coffee and sultana bran and watch it now. And a bit of food for thought, if any of you Ning Nongs were real cyber friends, you would boycott the show, tape it and watch it with me the next day!

Oh Mutty, not the Man Flu. I may be sporting a delightful vagina, but I too was struck down with the disease only a couple of weeks ago. Dry scratchy almost sore throat, mucous omitting from my left nostril, moderate tickle in the chest. I only managed to get through it by omitting copious amounts of moaning and whinging with a bit of exaggerated sniffing. For a few hours there it was touch and go, I was almost considering calling the ambos when the tickle in my chest was looking like it was going to develop into a full blown cough, but being the stoic trouper that I am, I just moaned and whinged by way past it.

If it was anything like mine you will now live through 52 hours and 17 minutes on Man Flu hell. If you need anything, PM Coops, I find it difficult to feign interest in the discomfort of others.

Thank you, I think I have alerted everyone I have ever met including my kindergarden teacher that I may die, so I say lay here awaiting the dark
 
Thank you, I think I have alerted everyone I have ever met including my kindergarden teacher that I may die, so I say lay here awaiting the dark

Lol!!!!

Sorry mutley, you have brightened up my day, not because your sick..... if I could I'd bring you some chicken soup.

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The F key has fallen off my laptop!

Given the amount I say fuck, have you any idea how irritating this is?!

I have a little white stump in place of the key and it hurts my finger!

Damn you first world problems!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can download a program that means you can change the 'f' key to something else, for example I lost my enter key from spilling too much food on my laptop so I changed it to one of my shift keys.

/End geek.
 
You can download a program that means you can change the 'f' key to something else, for example I lost my enter key from spilling too much food on my laptop so I changed it to one of my shift keys.

/End geek.

It clicks back on again, but because of the frequency of the thing falling off, I usually keep it off.

I couldn't change keys, I am actually a touch typist, and there is no way I could adjust my qwerty keyboard now!

As a rule I use my laptop on a deck with a separate keyboard and mouse, but today I took the lappy into the lounge. I have a tablet, but I really don't prefer it for typing responses in the forum. It is hard to see the post I am responding to when typing.

Actually since you are a self proclaimed computer nerd, I will have to PM you so you can give me a basic understanding on how to make the best of my tablet.
 
You must type HARD haha.
Hmm I just recently purchased an Ipad myself and it's taken a bit of getting used to, and I can't change anything...Apple are control freaks.
Seems to be though, they're like a giant phone and all the customizes will be similar to a smartphone.
 
I thought so too... I'd prefer it if he remained undressed, but he mentioned something about maintaining a certain level of professionalism... ;)

No No No, I like them dressed then get undressed, shirt and tie is a massive bonus!
 
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