General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[mutleyp]

Mut are you a twitter fiend? gay homophobic genious mysogenist twitter fiend?

LOL No, I dont tweet, this is my only online outlet, hence my 2000+ posts in 2 months

 

[penelopepitstop]

yr a good man Mut nite nite

 

[the Theorist]

Shit, I'm 21 in one month.

Theorist doesn't wanna grow up!

 

[Jam]

Shit, I'm 21 in one month.

Theorist doesn't wanna grow up!

Don't worry, Theorist. 21 ain't grown up.

 

[penelopepitstop]

21??? and you are worried LOL jebusbazanga!

 

[the Theorist]

Don't worry, Theorist. 21 ain't grown up.

Yeah but I wanna be Peter Pan!

 

[Jam]

You can be Peter Pan until you're 50, darling. After that it will be a little sad.

 

[penelopepitstop]

You are theo faRK 21 man I would give my left nut to be 21again well maybe not but you see where I am comming from lol

 

[Jam]

Maybe offer someone else's left nut.

 

[penelopepitstop]

haha btw jammie that pm disregard it i was smashed

 

[Jam]

Consider it done. I probably was, too.

 

[penelopepitstop]

funny saying "id give my left nut' you never hear women saying "Id give my left ovary' or maybe i just move in non hipster circles?

 

[penelopepitstop]

when I had my first real gf lol (rooting regularly) i once said to her ovaries aer amazing organs and she said.......no joke "I know i have them but i have nfi where they are.....14 lol ahhhhh wish I was 14

 

[Jam]

Women would never say they'd give up an ovary. It's all about the left fallopian tube.

On another note, women also don't go around spray painting vaginas on walls and trains. Go figure!

 

[penelopepitstop]

and men (use that term loosely) paint cocks on everything I have a theory about that

 

[Jam]

Yes? Theory?

 

[Jam]

Well, it's midnight and I'm a pumpkin again. See y'all in a while - I'll be up in the high country taking it easy for a few days.

 

[penelopepitstop]

Ill be reported as a homophobe but....I think these kids look in their pants and then spraypaint enourmous cocks on walls because they are inadequate....flip side is that they are bored fuckwits and need a job

 

[aajptt]

Yeah but I wanna be Peter Pan!

If you botox everything and strap your sacs, you can....

 

[penelopepitstop]

come in spinner ! lol love ya aa