Day 95 Uplate

11:29pm: Housemates are sitting at the kitchen table. Jamie says he is so lucky to have been invited into the Big Brother house when he did. He says he didn’t want to go and get a ‘boring job’, he wanted to keep having fun. He again says he is so happy. Max says that he is lucky that he likes his work, his own business that his family has built up for him. He says he is extremely lucky. Camilla says she has absolutely no saving power, she says that Jamie is the same as her. Dave says that as someone who has been around the world and had his fun, that at some point you realise you have to knuckle down and make a life for yourself. Max agrees. Jamie starts saying that he was late for the flight to Queensland but his mum stopped him and whispered to him “If you ever meet a guy named Max, your fu**ed!” Max is almost rolling on the floor in laughter, he thought Jamie was being serious. It seems Camilla and Dave get up from the table as Max continues to laugh with Jamie. The boys say they need Chris in here! The boys continue laughing about absolutely nothing for a while longer. Camilla, who has moved to the kitchen, asks Jamie for some help with something. Max takes the rubbish to the diary room for some reason, before Camilla tells him to put it in the bin! Max finally gets it and takes it outside. Jamie goes about cooking something or other, and Camilla seems to have disapearred. Apparently they are making ‘bean dip’. Max wants bread with it, so they decide they’ll make it now. Max starts getting the bread going. Comm break.

11:43pm: All the housemates are in the kitchen/living room. The boys are in the kitchen making a meal or something while trying to remember the song Krystal made up last week. Camilla gives up a couple verses in but Jamie remembers most of it. Camilla says that when she came from the Revenge Room, she thought she would have 13 more days and be gone for sure. Jamie says that when Chris was evicted and then had the interview with Gretel before making his goodbye message, because Jamie thinks that he knew heaps of stuff when he was talking to the house. They talk about how David came out to the house. Jamie wonders who the first to come up to him to say thats cool was. Dave says the whole thing was a blur. Camilla says she just sat on the couch. Max wonders if Camilla fell in love with Dave straight away. Camilla says she didn’t fall in love, rather she found him really attractive. Max cuts in as soon as she says that, but Camilla tells him that she hasn’t finished. Comm break.

12:07am: Camilla is saying that she knew the way it looked but she doesn’t feel embarassed at all. She is talking about a Michael, and it seems she is talking about an ex. We cut back to the studio, so one would assume they are talking about the outside world. We return to the house a couple of minutes later. David is talking about someone he liked, he says he was head over heels for the guy but didn’t tell him and the guy went off and slept with someone else. Sheriff’s name is mentioned a few seconds later, but I’m unsure if he is talking about him because there are heaps of beeps. Mike cuts in again to get us away from this conversation, and we cut to a comm break.

12:16am: Max is saying they should paper scissor rock for something. I think they are thinking of eating something they’ve used for the domino task; which they are not allowed to eat, just use for the task. Dave says he doesn’t want to end up in the punishment room though. Max, Jamie and Camilla prepare to do Paper, Scissor Rock but they are laughing too much to do it. Max is out after the first game, and Camilla ends up beating Jamie. If Jamie or Max had won they agreed they would eat a bar each, but with Camilla winning they agree they can’t eat anything. Max says they were so close to eating a pod. They tell Max he has to wash the dishes, but he says he cooked and washed earlier. It seems he is stuck with it though. Max is still going on about the Pods they could have eaten. They make a new game which is the same but has a Deer, Hunter and a Bear. Max wins! They are scared now. Max decides they probably shouldn’t do it because they’ll be in the punishment room for ages. Dave reappears after that, and they get a bit of home made pizza out of the oven and start dishing it up. They talk about how Claire and Krystal might have still been up here and could be partying with Chris. Camilla says she isn’t jealous of Claire like many people think. Comm break.

12:35am: Back to the house we go. All housemates are laughing their heads off. Jamie gets it right by saying 2 will go Sunday, then says that maybe it’ll be one Saturday and one Sunday. Silence again. Max says that BB would’ve given them more warning but he knew that they knew something was happening. Comm break.

12:49am: Camilla and Dave are chatting in the bedroom. Camilla is saying that she always thought that Claire had another layer to her and she never really got there, until one day she realised that there wasn’t another layer to her and what you saw was what you got. David agrees completely, saying he thought she was hiding something, but he says there was nothing else. Camilla says that she really liked her. Camilla says she will never have the ‘wow’ relationship with her though. They keep talking but the beeps take over so we head to the backyard for some reason. Dunno where Jamie and Max are. Head back to the house 3 minutes later. Max and Chris return from the diary room, or the couch, hard to tell, with Jamie saying that Max just basically told him who he nominated. Comm break.

1:06am: Housemates are all in the bedroom. Dave says he went to the wrong audition, he should’ve gone on “Who wants to be a Millionaire”. Jamie says he was meant to go on “Australian Idol”. Max says he went to the right one. The beep cuts in for about 10 seconds before we cut back to Mike. Mike again makes mention that the Top 100 poll on the official site has an extra motive. Comm break.

1:20am: Jamie says that if he took a wristband off it wouldn’t mean as much, so he keeps it on. Camilla talks about something an ex gave her once. Dave says he couldn’t wear something he didn’t like. Jamie says that he saw a girl before he came into the house. He says he met her out once, and he kissed her and then for 4 months they would send an occassional message to each other. Out of the blue the girl rang her and they spoke for two hours. He says she was really horny and told him to come over to her place. Lights go out in the house. I think Dave and Camilla interrupted the story, because Jamie said at the start he hadn’t slept with her. Anyway, back to the story. Jamie says it came out of the blue because they were chatting about nice thing. Jamie says he did nothing. Jamie says that he organised it for the next day, but in the meantime she sent him explicit sms messages and Jamie just got freaked out. We cut away for a bit, then return to the bedroom. We’ve missed the end of the story. Dave says it must have been really really bizarre. Camilla just keeps laughing. Camilla wants to know her name, but Jamie says he won’t say. Dave says “but they might be watching on the internet right now”. So Jamie says the name, but we’re taken away before we know. Comm break.

At 1:56am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 88 Uplate

11:20pm: Housemates are getting ready for bed. There is a new task and heaps and heaps of ropes in the house. They are all tied to a rope and have rope in a pack they have with them. Krystal says she has stretch marks on her breasts. Max is convinced that his balls smell because he didn’t have a shower. He was going to have a shower tonight except he got the task so he can’t. Over in the bathroom, Dave is congratulating Claire for standing up for herself tonight. He says she was the only one in the room prepared to stand up to someone. Comm break.

11:38pm: Claire gets changed and gets her breasts out, and since this is only an MA show with the warning of nudity….we go to the backyard. Then to Mike, but finally back. Most housemates are in bed. Claire is saying she hates sleeping where she has to sleep tonight for the task, it’s the wrong side of the bed for her. Max says that he really hates it when Krystal wears that patch to cover her eyes to bed. They all laugh. Out in the kitchen Camilla is doing the dishes and Chris is helping. Not much being said. Camilla says that they once got Rob out of bed 5 times because people kept leaving dishes in the sink and BB kept telling him to clean it up. Mike cuts in, comm break.

11:54pm: Still doing dishes. Talking about Chris’s work. Camilla says she likes to have the same waiter for the whole night. Camilla wonders what types of drinks they serve, and Chris says they literally have everything. He says if it’s not on a list, as long as the person knows whats in it, they’ll make it. Cut to the bedroom where Krystal and Jamie are chatting. Talking about France. Jamie says he was too young to appreciate it, he spent most of his time with his parents. Krystal says she wants to go back. Silence. Cut back to the kitchen. Camilla say she loves tequila. Chris starts whistling. Camilla says she really misses her friends and her family. Camilla says she is definately going up to Sydney to see housemates at some stage, and says that Chris should come down to Melbourne when everyone comes (Derby Day I think). Comm break.

12:10am: Still in the kitchen are Chris and Camilla. Claire and David are near the diary room, it looks like Claire wants to go in. Camilla and Chris listen as a V8 outside the house does a burnout that lasts for quite a while. Claire comes out of the diary room with batteries. She tells Camilla that BB doesn’t really want the housemates using Dettol as a washing detrigent. Camilla says that she hardly put any in. Claire can see the word “offspring” in a mirror or something right near the diary room. Dave sees it too and they both think it’s really weird, but cool. Claire says that Chris must change his battery even though they did it for him and Jamie only an hour ago. Chris wonders if they get a red light on their battery packs does it mean they have been talking more than anyone else. Dave says they are unsure, because Ash used to get red lights all the time and he wasn’t the biggest talker. Claire returns all done and waits for the door to open again. Chris and Camilla continue to do their dishes in mostly silence. Comm break.

12:31am: In the bedroom Max says he has dyed his hair twice in his life; red and another colour which looked like bird shit, so he got that nickname. Dave says his school wouldn’t let them dye their hair. Chris, now in bed, says that his school had a list of what was acceptable and what wasn’t. Mike cuts in. Comm break.

12:41am: We’re in the bathroom with Krystal, Max and Jamie. Krystal is leading them in singing something, it’s something made up you can tell. Max talks about the fruit ad that was around years ago where they used fruit to make noise on tins etc. They return to the bedroom, and soon they are all singing this stupid song. It goes “I was an C grade celebrity, I can’t believe you don’t remember me”. Claire comes up with a slight alternative about Mammals. Comm break.

12:57am: Lights are out. Max is saying that he’s been saying things in Italian a bit. Apparently they haven’t used the punishment room for a while. They say that FNL will involve heights this week they think. They tell Chris and Max about how Dino got fined $5000 twice on FNL one night, for bad behaviour and also for talking to the outside world (saying “Hi Mum!”). Housemates seem to have settled down now and are trying to get to sleep. Max says goodnight to everyone. Comm break.

1:18am: Krystal and Jamie are whispering in bed. Krystal is saying that the winner doesn’t get as much time focused on them because they never get their own eviction night. She explains what happens on finale night, where everyone is invited back. Comm break.

At 1:47am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 87 Uplate

11:36pm: Jamie is by himself at the gym. Camilla is in the bathroom getting ready for bed. Everyone else seems asleep. It stays like this for a few minutes, but then Camilla comes out and chats to Jamie. They talk about how Jamie likes working out at night with no one else around. They wonder why they haven’t got a task yet. Apparently Big Big Brother was on duty tonight and they thought that was strange too. Anyway, Camilla starts talking about her ex boyfriend Drew for some reason. Jamie sees Krystal up from the doorway and tries to get her to come and talk, but she goes back to bed. Actually Krystal now comes to the door but we cut to Mike. Comm break.

11:51pm: Jamie is alone again in the gym. That lasts for a minute or two before Mike gives up and goes to clips and uplate updates. Comm break.

Over the next 2 hours or so, we see Jamie hanging out in the kitchen with himself, then the bathroom, before finally hoping into bed. It seems no one is asleep yet because they seem to be chatting in bed for a while, but we never cross, or if they do, they cross for one second or so.

1:44am: Jamie says that Camilla is her whipping boy. Jamie says that even though Camilla is younger, she is the older wiser one of the two. Camilla agrees. Krystal says she just wants to be a kid, she doesn’t want to grow up. Camilla says she used to be viewed as the mother of the house, but she doesn’t think she is anymore. Comm break.

At 2:02am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 81 Uplate

11:26pm: Housemates are settling down in the bedroom after Krystal’s party. They’ve just been talking about how they think they’ve changed their batteries for the final time today. Oh my god. Krystal has started singing that damn nursery rhyme again. Krystal and Camilla are talking about words in song, in particular “I don’t want my body”. Krystal says she is hungry again and wonders if there is any food left. Bloody Mary and her lamb again. Comm break.

11:39pm: Housemates still in the bedroom. Krystal was given a digital camera as a birthday present. The housemates wonder if she has had to take it back to BB, but she says she hasn’t. The girls start singing again, but someone tells them to shut up, so they move onto the national anthem, and it seems nearly everyone joins in. Claire yells out Anthony Callia’s name for some reason. Dave starts the second verse, and by the third line, he’s by himself. The guys wonder where the soccer goals went? Girls start singing the national anthem again. They move onto a conversation where Krystal uses the word “inhale” with heaps of beeps, and eventually they give up and send us off to the backyard. Back a minute later. Krystal singing the anthem again. Comm break.

11:57pm: Chris is trying to memorise how old people are. Big Brother rings the captain bell thing, so everyone must get to the ship and be dressed by 90 seconds. Claire is the captain and instructing everyone about. They get their easily. Someone says “I’m the king of the world!” Claire asks for silence then says she needs to say something. Claire says that they must do whatever the captain, or the second in charge (Chris), says at all times onboard the ship. Claire says that she didn’t think that the crew obeyed her today. I really don’t know if she is serious or not. She says that great treasure will await if they obey their superiors. Darren has gone from the ship and is in the treasure chest. I’m confused to say the least. Claire has said they shouldn’t communicate with the person in the chest. Apparently Darren must spend the night on Dead’s Man Island, which is where the chest is. Claire says that he will be there for a while, he doesn’t understand that she is serious! Ah OK, Claire was given a mini task to reprimand a crew worker on the ship at some stage today. She has done that by sending Darren off the ship. Comm break.

12:10am: Big Brother tells all housemates to stand down, except Darren. One of the newies wonder why Darren got punished as everyone returns to the bedroom. Dave says that Claire is the meanest captain ever. Cut to Darren out on the ‘island’ for a while, he seems very cold. Claire and one of the new guys (still don’t have them down, sorry!) are washing the dishes almost in silence. Krystal comes out and volunteers herself to wipe down the dishes. Krystal says the chocolates were really nice, Claire agrees. Max says that he would love to know what time it is. Back outside, Darren is freezing, but also might be having a bit of a cry as well. Perhaps not, not entirely sure. Back in the kitchen, Chris is wiping the dishes, Jamie is standing around and Claire is there too. Talking about Mars bars. Jamie says that tomorrow is Thursday, and explains that it’s a nothing day. Krystal explains that they also normally get locked inside for most of Friday
in preparation for FNL. Chris wonders if they could bring in the soccer ball to help time go by. Jamie says they probably could, but Krystal doesn’t seem too sure. Comm break.

12:30am: Bedroom is getting ready for bed. Chris and Jamie are out in the kitchen. Seem to be talking about Darren I think. Jamie says he’s a nice guy, but he needs to grow up a bit. Chris agrees. Jamie says that he didn’t know much when he was 19. Jamie says that this house has changed soo much, saying that in the space of a week and a half, they lost like 6 housemates. Camilla comes out and joins them eating green M&M’s. Comm break.

12:43am: Claire goes outside to let Darren come inside. He comes in without talking, then says he is cold to Camilla. He goes straight to the sauna. Back to the kitchen, where Camilla says she doesn’t like Darren much at all. David says that he wants kids or something. He says that he has three sisters and he would love for one of them to give him some eggs. He hopes that one of them will help them out. He says that one of them doesn’t want children, and he is hoping that she would help him out. He says he hasn’t discussed it with her though, because he says “It’s pretty big”. Uplate update from Monday, very strange. Back to the house, Darren is talking to Dave. He is upset because once before he got kicked out of something for stuffing around, and it bought back those memories for him. You know it’s getting near the end of BB when they start playing funny bits of Uplate on the way to a comm break.

1:02am: Claire goes to the diary room. We follow her in until BB is about to talk, and then taken back to Mike who plays another uplate update, the second for the segment. Comm break.

1:13am: Claire is talking to Chris about rugby league. Krystal is looking at her card she was given today. Jamie and Camilla are watching on. Camilla says she would have written something nice had she known that everyone else was going to. Jamie says his is half serious. Claire and Krystal are going on about Derby Day, the Saturday before the Melbourne Cup. The girls think they’ll struggle to get to the snow this year. Claire says she wants to see the first night show, with all the profiles and all that. Jamie says that his package would’ve been terrible. Chris says his was shocking as well. Housemates decide to settle down to sleep. Krystal thanks everyone for coming to the party, although she mentions that she didn’t invite any of them. Dave sings something with the word “Sherif” in it. Big Brother calls Darren to the diary room. Comm break.

1:31am: Back in the bedroom, lights still on. Camilla is talking to Chris about a hamster she had as a pet. Half the house starts singing some song. Darren is talking to Jamie about the light cubes or something. Claire is parting Dave’s hair a different way I think. Comm break.

1:44am: Lights are out. Camilla says “What are you laughing about you sluts?” Jamie and Darren are throwing the light cubes around in the dark. Mike cuts in. At 1:48am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 80 Uplate

11:38pm: Max and the other new guy are unpacking it seems. Everyone seems to be awake, but lying down on beds etc. Max shows the girls his aftershave. It seems Dave and Darren are out in the kitchen. Cut to Mike. Anyway, into the bedroom. Camilla is explaining an experience she had in the punishment room or something. The new guys laugh. Camilla tells the guys that she had an argument with Dave before. She explains she loves him heaps, but she can’t live with him. Outside in the gym, it seems Darren and Dave are by themselves. Darren is doing some weights. Back to the bedroom. Claire says they should have pancakes again this week. Camilla says that she is getting sick of them. The girls continue to tell the guys about the stuff they eat in here. Krystal says she had a couple of arguments with Anna and Michael, but she hasn’t had any for a while. She says she cries at silly things and not over arguments. Mike cuts back in. Clip package of Max. Back into the bedroom where Jamie and Claire are whispering to each other, Claire saying that when she got new batteries BB asked her what she thought of the new housemates. Jamie says that he might go and talk to BB right now. Comm break.

11:53pm: Back into the bedroom. Both guys are just lying on their beds as the girls fill them in about the other bedroom and how it all started. Krystal says that when she meets new people she gets a weak bladder. She says she’ll get to the eviction stage and have to go to the toilet. The guys wonder if they see Gretel on the screen, the girls tell them they do, and Camilla tells them that the nominees go into the diary room to chat to Gretel on eviction. Darren walks in and goes to the bathroom hardly saying anything. Camilla says that she thinks he is a bit peeved, as he was the new kid on the block up until tonight. Dave comes into the bedroom too, and explains the kind of workout he is doing at the moment in the gym. Camilla says she needs to do a massive session tomorrow. Dave and Darren are back in the bedroom now. Dave seems worn out after his workout. Cut to clip package of the other new housemate. Jamie re-enters the bedroom after a big diary entry. Krystal tells the guys never to call BB mate or Big Bro or anything like that, it always has to be Big Brother. Comm break.

12:10am: Claire says she is tired. They think they might get to sleep soon. Someone realises that BB has always said Happy Birthday to other housemates, so he’ll no doubt say it to Krystal tonight. One of the guys asks if they can sleep on the floor. The others tell him they can’t because it’s against the rules. Chris is out the back kicking a soccer ball with Jamie. They are talking about how they both used to play soccer. They continue to play while chatting away about positions they played. Chris says he is excited about FNL. Jamie says it should be a good day tomorrow with Krystal’s birthday. Jamie tells Chris about the soccer task they had a few weeks ago. Comm break.

12:26am: Still in the backyard with Chris and Jamie. Jamie says that you get into such a routine in the house. He says he didn’t use to get up until 2 or 3 in the arvo. Jamie wonders if Chris just works in a bar, and he says yeh. He didn’t go to uni. A sound occurs and everyone has to get into their pirate uniform and run out to the boat in the backyard. Claire is the person in charge and is yelling and screaming. They all finally gather on the boat, which is right where the spa is. One of them had problems getting onto the boat, and they might have missed their time on this occassion. They stand there for ages. It seems that BB must dismiss them. LOL. Claire is singing “Mary Had a Little Lamb” from last night. Big Brother finally dismisses the housemates from the pirate ship. Actually no, they are still there. Someone is humming the tune to the nursery rhyme now. Now all the girls start singing it, and Jamie joins in. Comm break with the housemates still on the ‘ship’.

12:44am: Housemates still on the ‘ship’ outside. Just doing pirate voices, nothing overly exciting. They are talking about all the girls who have left, Krystal forgetting Jade completely. Chris tells the others what he told Jamie before, about how he is really looking forward to FNL. David says it reminds him so much of It’s A Knockout. Big Brother finally tells the pirates they can stand down. All are relived. Krystal keeps saying it’s here birthday. Jamie wishes her a happy birthday. They decide to wait for the ‘official announcement’ though. Comm break.

12:58am: Darren and Dave are in the gym again. They talk about doing some sprints. Dave tells him he can go first because he’s younger. Darrem starts doing sprints across the backyard as Dave counts for him. Into the bedroom we go. Krystal tells the new guys about how she saw the tiger show from winning FNL. She tells the guys about how a few have won trips oversea’s as well. Back to the backyard. Darren has stopped. Back to the bedroom. Krystal says that Katie won a scooter. One of the new guys wonder if BB will make them do the task again tonight. Jamie says they can do it whenever they want. Mary little lamb starts up again. Comm break!

1:15am: Bedroom now. One of the new guys say they are going to do some training tomorrow in the gym. The other one has never done weights, but might start tomorrow. Krystal talks about aerobics sessions. The housemates want the lights out, but BB hasn’t even wished Krystal a Happy Birthday yet. Nothing much happens, I think I actually tuned out lol. Comm break.

1:29am: Darren, Dave and one of the new guys are talking. Darren says that you shouldn’t feel embarassed to say anything in the house. Dave wants to learn more from …I’ve no idea which one it is! He says he’s got a brother and sister, and his longest relationship has been 10 months. He moved out at 18, and had his own place from 18-20. It’s Chris by the way. He wants to get out of his job and go back to studying. His parents are still together. Darren says that Chris is actually sitting in his seat or something. Back into the bedroom. Camilla has sore nipples or something. Comm break.

1:45am: Back in the bedroom. Camilla is saying that talking and bitching in the diary room is not part of everyone’s nature, but sometimes you just have too. Camilla says that most aren’t playing the game they are simply a part of the game. Jamie is doing impersonations of BB telling Krystal “Happy Birthday.” Chris outside says he likes all the girls in here. He says he would love to have a couple of weddings in his life. Comm break.

1:56am: Darren and Dave in the kitchen. Darren says that Krystal is taken, Claire is like a sister and Camilla is Camilla. Both new housemates are in the kitchen now. chris says he is always up late. Dave says that’ll soon change, you get no sleep in this place. Big Brother finally wishes Krystal a happy birthday. He really dragged it out too. But finally it’s done. Lots of screams and laughs as everyone hugs her and wishes her a happy bday. Lights are out now, and the newies are a bit lost in the bedroom. The new guys are going into the sauna or something. All the oldies are almost in bed ready for sleep. One of the new guys say that they have to put a movie on for K’s bday. At 2:04am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 79 Uplate

11:19am: Jamie is singing “Mary had a little lamb” over and over in the punishment room for singing commercial music. Everyone else is in bed, getting ready for bed. Camilla and Claire have kept Jamie company for a little bit. You can even here it from the bedroom, and all the housemates are doing in the bedroom is listening and talking about Jamie’s singing. And it just keeps going and going. Nothing exciting happening at all. Comm break.

11:37am: Jamie is still singing. We cut to the bedroom a few minutes later. Silence in there. Lights are still on, and you can clearly hear Jamie singing. Big Brother finally tells Jamie that is all, and that he is free to leave. Jamie thanks Big Brother. The housemates are even excited as well. The bedroom starts talking about a car or something. Jamie comes into the bedroom and everyone congratulates him on a job well done. They really think he sounded really god. Oh dear. Anyway, housemates settle down to sleep. Mike talks to Perry on the couch. Comm break.

11:54am: Krystal is talking to Jamie. Someone calls him the new John. Darren seems to have just woken up, and so they tell about Jamie having been in the punishment room. Back to Mike and Perry, comm break.

12:07am: Lights are on, but it seems all housemates have settled down to go to sleep. Comm break.

12:38am: Silence in the bedroom, lights are still on. After a while, Uplate update. Comm break.

12:52am: Lights are out at least now. We had a loony caller win the $1000, was kinda funny. Comm break.

At 1:46am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 74 Uplate

11:28pm: I join a bit late. Apparently David is in the diary room asking BB to leave. This was fueled by an argument with Perry in which David exclaimed he didn’t want to play the game any longer and threw, or as Perry has stated, ripped off his microphone. Krystal is reassuring Perry and just talking over in the incident with her. Claire is sitting on the couch looking a bit stunned, saying she has never seen this side of David. Perry is saying that it’s not in her character to make someone else look bad. Krystal says that she understands her intentions and not to worry. Krystal starts a made up song. Comm break.

11:33pm: Camilla and Darren are having a shower after a sauna. Jamie has entered the kitchen, but not saying much. Perry says that she hopes David is alright. Krystal says she feels for David but she seems not concerned at all that David might well be leaving. She thinks that the guy has born it on himself. Perry seems to agree. Krystal says that she would’ve taken the news that David thinks that she is playing the game had he told her on her own, and not at the table. Krystal wonders if anyone heard that fart, but they say they didn’t. BB tells housemates that their are batteries in the dumbwaiter in the bedroom. No one heard it, so he does it again. Krystal seems very excited that they are getting batteries in a slightly different way. Housemates change their batteries. Comm break.

11:53pm: Jamie is talking about a girlfriend he used to have, and he starts talking about his first ever kiss with a girl. Mike cuts back in. We return to Perry saying she can’t sleep. Krystal spirts out “I always wipe my bum no matter what”. Perry and someone else are talking about David in the diary room and BB beeps it all out. She again says she is really worried about him. Camilla says that she thinks he’s been sensitive the past couple of weeks. Comm break.

12:05am: Krystal and Camilla are chatting about nothing. Darren says he’s not a big fan of Kettle chips. Almost everyone else sticks up for them. Perry repeats that she is concerned for David, and she is sad for him being sad. Perry says she didn’t mean to get him worked up. She says she gave him the option of talking about it later, not immediately. Camilla says that he walked away from a convo with her yesterday. Camilla and Perry continue to talk about previous times Dave has had a weird reaction to something. Camilla says she is tired. Perry wants to go and talk to BB, but she can’t. Comm break.

12:24am: Camilla is saying that Krystal got a conversation she has wanted to come out for a while to come out tonight, so she should forgo her right to seem a little sad. Krystal wonders what Gaelan is doing. Jamie reckons that Katie would be off doing little promo gigs. Jamie reckons she would still be doing that stuff, even though they say it’s been a month (no way it’s been a month!?) Perry tries to get to sleep, and there are goodnight calls all round. Perry hopes that BB doesn’t wake them up too early. Seems everyone is in bed. Jamie seems really awake humming, whistling and singing tunes out. Jamie still whistling. God that would be annoying. Comm break.

12:36am: Basically silence in the bedroom. Jamie says it’s sleepy time. Darren tells Jamie that he just looked in the mirror. Jamie says he does it all the time! Jamie says he’s going to sleep now. Silence. David is in the kitchen. Darren comes out, and he sees him. He wonders if he is alright. Darren tells him the lights are still on. He goes into the bedroom. Perry gives him a hug. Dave says he really needs to go to the bathroom. Dave apologises. As Dave goes to the toilet and stays in the bathroom, Perry thanks the three of them (Cami, Jamie and Krystal) for their support today. Silence again. Comm break.

Nothing more is shown of the house, and at 1:44am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 73 Uplate

11:36pm: Camilla and Jamie are in the spa again. Camilla is complaining about Perry, who asked Krystal how evictions worked. Dave comes out and wonders what the words to the song “Gummi Bears” is. Camilla and Jamie help him out quite quickly, but Mike cuts away. When we rejoin Dave is heading inside, and the other two are left in the spa. Taking about how long they’ve been here for. Jamie says that he wanted to last long enough to be remembered. Camilla says she just didn’t want to be the first one home. Camilla says that everyone who got in here really wanted to make it onto the show, which she says is good. Cut to the kitchen. Perry is talking to Dave. Perry says he needs to accept himself for who he is. Perry tells Claire that she paid $7500 for her breasts. Perry says she had a great doctor. Comm break.

11:50pm: Perry is talking to Camilla saying that she reminds her of herself at a young age. Camilla says she has a high tolerance level, but if she feels someone has gone too far she doesn’t care how they feel afterwards and she is happy to attack that person. Jamie is in the spa still but not really talking. Camilla says that Jamie is going to win Friday Night Games this week. Camilla wants to go in with Jamie, seems they might have made a pact. Perry says that Camilla talks her language. Perry thinks she needs to tone her swearing down. Perry thinks that Jamie doesn’t swear too much. Big Brother calls Claire to the diary room. Camilla says she hasn’t worried about what she has been eating in the house, she has treated it as a holiday. Camilla says that she has eaten way more chocolate than normal being in the house. Claire comes out with batteries for them. Claire says now they’ve done a battery change she’ll head to bed, thinking the lights will be out soon. Camilla and Jamie exit the spa and wonder if Jamie has to put a lid on the spa. Jamie doesn’t have a microphone, so shrugs his shoulders meaning he doesn’t know. Comm break.

12:07am: Darren and David are talking about Dave’s farm. David says he has 2000 sheep. Darren wonders if that is big in the farming world. He says it’s sizable. He says that he started with 70 and has grown it up. Dave explains how you can tell if an animal is sick. Talk about organic products now. Darren says it would be good to harvest kangaroos. Jamie and Perry are talking in the kitchen, and both convos are going at once, making it quite hard. Mike cuts in, then we return. Camilla is talking to Krystal in the bedroom, about some cosmetics she is using or something. Comm break.

12:23am: David is talking about farming things, but Perry starts talking about cutting up chickens from a chicken shop before long. They talk about how you have to let chickens die and the blood drain out of them before cutting them up. Mike plays around with the BB website for a while. Back to the bedroom and Camilla and Krystal. Krystal says they are using too much toilet paper. Camilla says she is a bit allergic to everyone today. Mike cuts in for a few secs. We cut to the living room now. They are talking about hot air balloons now. Jamie starts asking Dave questions about France and England and wars. Darren joins in a bit. They wonder when Pearl Harbour was after a bit. Mike cuts in because he seems bored.

12:42am: Into the bedroom now. Krystal and Camilla are in bed, Jamie is lying on a bed next to them, reciting words from songs. Jamie is talking about a band which made a song about John Howard. Jamie says that he thinks it isn’t up to John Howard to say sorry to the Aborigines though. Krystal changes the subject to Rove’s pleas to get John Howard on his show, where they ended up pleading to him outside his Sydney residence. Jamie says that he thinks that Howard was disgraced this time last year by Australian youth. Krystal doesn’t know what he is talking about. Jamie implies he is talking about this show. Jamie says he really wants to go to sleep but he is turning out to be a night person and he has too much energy. Camilla thinks they are bonding, saying that she looks over to him and she can feel what he is feeling. Perry comes in and does a couple of exercises. Jamie starts talking about world wars again. Comm break.

My software stuffed up at this point, apologies. Check back in 6 months and I should have completed it from another source.

Day 72 Uplate

11:32pm: Camilla and Jamie are in the spa. Camilla is saying she is so lucky having been in this house for so long, she has lived her dream. Camilla says that she’ll go back to Melbourne and it’ll be freezing. Jamie says that he thought he would be picked to go into the house from mid March. Darren comes out to join them as he has the batteries. Mike cuts in for an uplate update. Back outside now. Jamie and Camilla both agree that there is so much stuff they want to talk about but can’t because there are in the house. Camilla says that Krystal seemed really upset last night about something but she couldn’t go into it because they we’re in the BB house. They talk about how Katie was always concerned about Jamie and his feelings for Katie. Camilla says she used to tell Katie to stress less and just enjoy the time. She says to Jamie who cares if they don’t end up together forever and ever. Comm break.

11:58pm: Camilla and Jamie are still out at the spa. Talking about Katie, but we’re taken to the bedroom quickly. Claire says that Darren shouldn’t feel embarassed sleeping with Claire or something. That lasted 5 seconds before Mike cuts back to the studio to talk to Gaelan. Comm break.

12:09am: Dave, Darren and Claire talking in the bedroom. Darren and Claire talking about an author of a book about Gorilla’s. So exciting! And the chat keeps going and going. Dave, lying on Claire’s bed, seems to have fallen asleep. Mike cuts us to the backyard thankfully. Camilla and Jamie are talking about Dino. Jamie says he admired him. Camilla says that he perhaps said some things he didn’t think about and it caused a few ill feelings towards him, but she says everyone does that. Back into the bedroom. Talking about national parks and coastline now. Comm break.

12:27am: Claire is talking to Darren about her past relationships. She says that she broke up with someone because she wanted to go to Borneo and he didn’t. She says that when she returned he was really jealous that she actually went without him etc. Comm break.

12:43am: Back to the spa. Camilla tells Jamie about a fight she had with Perry a few days ago. Mike cuts in quickly again. Comm break.

12:55am: Perry has woken up and goes to the bathroom. Claire and Darren are still talking about environmental things. Claire is explaining a past job I think. And then she goes onto talk about animal fecies. Back out to the spa. Camilla tells Jamie about an argument she had with Rob when he was still in the house. Camilla says that he is awesome though, and Jamie says he was fine, agreeing. Camilla says that Rob was bitching about Jamie to her once and she had to tell him to stop because he was her friend as well. Comm break again.

1:06am: Darren and Claire are still having the same, most boring conversation I’ve ever listened to. They are talking about birds now. Darren says that Claire is a pretty bird. Cut out to the spa. Camilla says that she could live with the people in the house for years. Jamie agrees. Camilla says that Dave and her agree that they could be best friends but never live together. They talk about Claire, and Camilla says she is so happy to have the 2 other girls who she actually really does like. Comm break.

1:21am: Jamie and Camilla get out of the pool now. Camilla wonders who groundskeeper is. Jamie says he is. He says he’ll sit in the sauna for a bit then come back out and clean it up. They are freezing. Camilla doesn’t think anyone will be up. They head through the bedroom and end up in the bathroom. Jamie gets in the sauna. Camilla says to herself she stayed in the water for too long. Jamie gets out of the sauna very quickly. Head to the bedroom. Claire says shes never really had a nickname. She doesn’t think that Claire Bear is a nickname. Dave wakes up kind off and rolls over to his side of the bed. Claire trys to get him to believe he had to go to the punishment room. He doesn’t bite and falls back to sleep! Darren resumes his chat with Claire. Jamie walks in later and they talk about how Big Brother’s voice changes when he gets angry. They talk about BB’s nomination voice. Claire says she doesn’t want to talk about the nominations. Darren and Claire resume their convo. Mike cuts in. Comm break.

1:39am: Lights are out. Claire and Darren still talking though. They say they will head to bed now and continue the talk in the morning. Darren says they have to pay Dave out. Claire agrees, telling him to remind her. Jamie says goodnight to them, as he leaves the bedroom, saying that he must clean up outside being the groundskeeper. Back to Mike, later Jamie has returned to the bedroom. He tells Darren that it’s pretty cold. He says he’ll sleep with Camilla because he has wet hair? Comm break now.

1:52am: Camilla and Jamie are chatting in the bathroom. Jamie is sitting on the seat brushing his teeth. Jamie is talking about a uni subject he attended or something. He says he hated a lecturer and the lecturer hated him as well. They talk about how each of them aren’t huge cleaners. Jamie says that Dino was a very clean guy. Camilla wonders what he would be up to. They talk about how the weather is pretty good up on the Gold Coast. Jamie says that people watching would’ve got to know Camilla much more in the past few weeks. Jamie wonders why if the audience is young females as he thinks it is, why Gaelan was evicted. Camilla says that perhaps he was too nice. At 2:03am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 66 Uplate

11:42pm: Out at the spa. Jamie, John, David, Camilla and Ashley are there. Talking about farts. Lots of laughs. Jamie mentions a fart when Dino was still in the house. Housemates continue to mention the funniest moments they’ve had in the house. Dave says that Dani’s ‘walk’ was quite funny. Ashley remembers that he got a fine for doing basically nothing once. Jamie remembers that and laughs as well. Camilla says she was laughing so much one night out the pack with Dave, she actually wet herself. David says that Big Brother made him laugh heaps one day in the diary room asking to put a topic in the Wednesday dinner topics. Comm break.

11:58pm: Still out at the spa. Talking about Mickey I think. Camilla says that she had some issues with Mikey. Camilla says she can’t wait to see Dino, although see says that he did give her more grief than they needed. Perry comes out and joins the convo. Perry wants to know if Michael took all of the toothbrushes. Perry says she is constapated. She talks about not being on the pill for years to Dave. Perry says her mum went through depression at about 40. Dave talks about a study that was released just prior to them coming into the house. We cut back to Jamie and Camilla’s convo. Jamie is complaining about Rob saying that when it came to Wednesday night dinners he was a lot more nice than he was actually feeling. Jamie says that he knew Rob felt more about certain issues. Jamie says that he walked away from a few of the discussions feeling really mad due to some of Michael’s comments. Comm break.

12:10am: Housemates are trying to figure out the date. Shouldn’t be that hard seeing it’s Jamie’s birthday. Mike cuts in, but we get back their pretty quickly. Perry is trying to figure out where everyone is from, which states. Jamie wonders if people can tell a WA accent compared to a Melbourne accent. They all agree you can’t. Perry tells Jamie that he is very well spoken. Jamie explains that his parents are from the UK. Perry says she sounds like a true blue aussie, but she is greek. Perry says that no one else in her family really speaks like she does, but she loves her accent. Jamie says that he wouldn’t want to change his education, but he would’ve liked to have gone to a guy/girl school. Perry says she sent her child to a private school. Perry says she’s not too crash hot on religion, she’s happy for anyone to believe in anything. She says she enjoys the greek culture etc. Comm break.

12:25am: Jamie is talking about going to hospital when he was really sick once. John is talking about a cross country school run they had. He says that he did this massive course and he came 10th, and they said to him “Congratulations, your through to regionals!”. John says he did a no show at the regionals. Cut to the sauna with Camilla and Dave. Camilla says that she thinks she doesn’t start confrontations, but rather she bites. She says she doesn’t really have anyone to fight with in here though. Dave wonders whether Perry makes her bite and perhaps Camilla doesn’t want to take her on. Camilla says she is happy to take her on. Camilla takes a cold shower because she is so hot. Back outside now. Jamie is talking about his mates or something. He goes onto talk about one of his mates who he says is really really really smart, but he also loves going out and drinking. Jamie says that the friend and his brother get on really well. Jamie says that last year they seemed to get up late everyday and drink beer over at the mates place. Comm break.

12:44am: In the bedroom with Dave and Perry. Perry says she is not missing the phone at all. Dave says he hates it, the phone. Dave says that this experience lets you re assess what you want out of life. Dave says he’ll be much more focused when he gets out of here. He says that this has been the best thinking time for him. Perry says that when she gets out of here a lot of crap is going to come out. Jamie and Ash are in the bathroom talking about some movie. Dave comes in and they wonder what BB is doing with the lights still being on. They talk about all the questions they were asked today in the diary room. They talk about this by saying “we’re not allowed to discuss those questions are we?” Comm break.

12:57am: Claire has woken up and is now talking to Perry and Dave in the bedroom. They talk about walkie talkies and how they used to use them. Perry and Dave says that they both still use them at work. Jamie, Ash and John are hanging out in the bathroom. Jamie is saying that if you look into one of the mirrors in a certain direction, you can see both sides of your face. Jamie heads into the bedroom, but we stay in the bathroom. We can hear Krystal wish him a Happy Birthday. Talking about different kicking types in the AFL. John says that if he kicks a torpedo he gets dragged. Comm break.

1:16am: Ash, Jamie and John are in the bathroom. But we go into the bedroom and Krystal is saying that she plans to buy something in Bateman’s Bay soon and get the first home buyers grant etc. Perry says thats really good. Camilla is talking about a job interview she didn’t get, and she says that she agrees she wasn’t the right person for the job, and she understands that, but she wasn’t treated right. Comm break.

1:25am: In the bedroom again. Then back to the bathroom. Boys are talking about boxing V kickboxing. Big Brother wishes Jamie a “Happy Birthday”. Everyone comes into the bathroom and wishes him well. Jamie wants to go for a victory lap round the garden. Seems to have livened up the room a bit however. Jamie does a little dance in the kitchen by himself, then comes back to the bedroom. Back to the bathroom he goes where his boys are still. Jamie says he’s 23. John wonders if it’s the longest he’s been away from family. Jamie says it is, and Ashley agrees apart from his sister. John says that they are 2/3 into Big Brother now. John wonders if they have heard the female BB, but Ash and Jamie haven’t. Camilla comes and says goodnight, then tells them that the lights are out. The boys think about going to bed. Jamie says he didn’t wear the headband at any of the auditions. Comm break.

1:42am: Boys still in the bathroom, figuring out when they will come out in regards to AFL finals and Spring Racing etc etc. Jamie says that he is closer to Claire and Krystal since Rob has gone. Talking about Darren and how they all think they have been a bit quieter since the latest batch have entered the house. Ashley says that they are in such a routine in this house. Ashley wonders what all the questions in the diary room today was about, but they don’t really expand on that because they can’t talk about it. Jamie wonders how his mates have changed while he’s been away from the house. Comm break.

Don’t go back to the house, and at 1:59am with the lights out, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 62 Uplate

10:44pm: Claire and Rob are in the rewards room. Claire is talking about a holiday or an oversea’s work mission she was on. She says she stayed with tribes in Borneo. She says that the person that looked over her was not the leader, as his father was still alive, so he was second in charge. She says she went through Borneo with a UK backpacker or something. Claire and the UK person took the second in charge out to somewhere we he had never been and they took a boat out off the island and the leader had to go back to the beach because he was too spaced out by the underwater world. Claire says she still writes to the leader, and his son, because the leader wanted Claire to marry his son. Over in the house we have Perry and Lauren sitting at the table. Lauren wonders if Perry has received her pills yet. Perry says that she hasn’t yet. Lauren says it’s really weird not having Krystal in the house. Apparently she is injured from FNL. Dave joins the convo and they have a conversation about crusts. Back over to the rewards room, Claire says she has a list of countries she still wants to go to. Rob tells her she is going to China. Rob reads the details of the trip. Claire says she has never heard of the sponser, and she hopes thats it’s ok. She wonders if it’ll be a tour or not. Comm break.

10:57pm: Krystal is back in the house. Darren and Dave are talking at the kitchen table. Darren says he wishes he would have been in the house from the word go. Very strange looks between the two. Darren wants to go to the diary room. John and Jamie are wanting to go to the diary room to get more beer. Dave calls out to them that Darren is offering his virginity to get more beer. Lauren says that BB only let them bring one lip gloss into the house, but she has two. Mike cuts in. Comm break.

11:11pm: Krystal has a bandage on her chin. She seems upset, and seems to think she has burst one of her implants. She isn’t quite sure at the moment. They keep talking about her implants for the entire two minutes we cross to the house. Krystal says that she was hoping they realised that she was injured during FNL when she got hurt. It must have taken them a while. Comm break.

11:20pm: Boys are talking AFL at the table. Talking about a Brownlow medallist who didn’t really deserve it. Actually there are on stools, and it’s only John, Jamie and Ashley. John can’t believe that this person won a brownlow when Ablett and Carey didn’t. We cut to the rewards room where they are throwing food in the air and trying to catch it with their mouth. Lots of laughs had. They keep doing this for ages. Now it’s a new game to see how long each of their food can roll? It’s something to do with fortune cookies anyway, because Rob asks for a fortune interval. Rob says he can’t wait for the finale night when they all go out and they can say whatever they want. Rob really wants to have a ‘chin wag’ with all the Big Brother voices as well. Comm break.

11:34pm: Back into the kitchen. Jamie is talking to Ashley and John. Jamie is talking about a movie called “Sexy Beast.” Big Brother tells housemates the storeroom is now open. Apparently there is more beer been delivered. Camilla wonders how many have been given. Hard to work out when half have been taken. There is 25 still there, so Camilla says there must be more than 2 each. Perry is waiting to enter the diary room, has been there for a while now. Claire is sitting at the table. Gaelan is trying to cheer up Krystal. Claire says the worst case sceniaro for Krystal is a bit of plastic surgury and they can fix it up. Krystal says she has stitches in her chin. Perry still is waiting for the diary room, and she wonders whether BB wants them to stockpile or drink all the alcohol in one night. Ashley and Camilla both say they give the alcohol the night they want them to drink it, and hope they don’t stockpile because then they might get messy. Comm break.

11:44pm: Camilla is talking to Jamie and saying that she didn’t like something he did. Jamie says that no one should take offence at anything he says when he is down and in one of his moods. Big Brother calls David to the diary room. Looks like they are going to follow him in. He sits down and waits for BB. BB tells him that there are coloured envelopes in the housemates, and he should take them and gather all the housemates in the living room. David asks if he can go to the bathroom, but BB says no! He comes back out and tells everyone to gather on the couch. Some people say “wait till we’re drunk to play truth or dare!” David reads the rules out. David explains that each person they have to do their own truth and dares, not someone elses. Comm break.

11:55pm: John is up on the truth or dare task. He has nothing in his envelope. BB calls him to the diary room. BB tells him that he can’t ask other people if they nominated another person. John says it was a joke. They cut it off there! Dreamworld says goodnight at 11:56pm

Day 60 Uplate

11:21pm: Darren is talking to Claire, Rob, Gaelan and David. Claire tells Darren that before tonight there was only 3 girls in the house left. Dave wonders what Darren thinks of his hair. TOO MANY PPL IN THE HOUSE. Talk one at a time damnit! Ashley and John are also in this conversation. They talk about drugs a bit and most of it is beeped. Cut over to the dining room table, Camilla, Jamie, Perry and Krystal are there. Camilla wants to know hoe she is perceived in the outside. Perry asks Jamie what he thinks of himself. Jamie says that he thinks he is too complex to get an accurate assessment of him via watching a television show. He then says that he doesn’t think he is overly complicated though. Perry says that after an hour she thinks that he is very deep and sincere. Camilla starts talking star sign rubbish. Someone else is in the convo, but I can’t see him. It’s Gaelan, scratch him from the earlier circle around Darren. Perry thinks that first impressions of Gaelan are that he’s a player, but then she too says he is deep etc. We cut back to Darren, and we hear “This is Big Brother”, but apparently no one else did because everyone keeps talking. Claire and Darren seem to be having a very nice chat about vegetairian diets. Darrren says he’s a national geographic man. Claire says thats her dream as well, while she says Krystal is to be on a cover of a girl magazine. Claire says she wants to teach the average person about nature. Claire says that while she is happy to talk about nature etc at anytime with anyone who is willing and interested, but she won’t preach to someone who is not interested. Comm break.

11:33pm: The Revenge/Exit room has Lauren in there. BB tells her it’s time to enter the house. Oh my god….INTRUDER ALERT IS PLAYED ON THE SCREEN. Get some new ideas BB, thats a disgrace. The boys love her from their first sighting. John looks stoked. Ash looks interested as well. Lots of introductions. God she is tall. Lauren says she has been in that room for hours. They wonder what DVD’s she got to watch. What the?! She is very tall, tihnk I’ve already said that. Lauren gets to the bedroom and Krystal tells her the bed arrangements. Lauren wonders how long Perry has been in the house for. Krystal takes her to the bathroom and they exchange ages. Lauren thinks that krystal would be older than the 20 she almost is. She says Krystal acts more mature than that. Back out into the kitchen they head. Lauren talks to John and Gaelan about the Mariners, I dunno Rugby? Lauren says she knows all the players. Oh god, not one of those people that know everyone. Krystal continues the tour though. Lauren says this feels so unreal. Krystal wonders if she met Darren yet. Krystal explains that everyone came in at different times. Krystal claims to be the first to see the “Intruder Alert.” Perry says that it’s very weird, agreeing with Lauren. Rob wants to know who Lauren knows from Wollongong. Perry tries to let Lauren know who is single and who is taken. Camilla says she is the only female to have been in a female relationship. Lauren says she would go there but hasn’t yet. Claire says that Lauren is in the same boat as her. Someone mentions spin the bottle! Dave says to Perry that he has no idea what way Darren swings. Lauren says that Rob looks really familar, and they finally get a place where both used to frequent. Rob says he used to love the nightclub, but it’s gone all R&B now. Comm break.

11:51pm: Lauren still talking to Rob about Wollongong. How boring. Lauren says she knows the rugby players again! Rob says that the biggest thing she’ll experience while she is here is that she’ll think she is in TV land having watched it all at home. Rob says you should be here for a fun time, not a long time. Rob says that he told BB he was fine on the second day, but went back after a week and told him his head was still spinning, but after two weeks he really was fine. Rob says that you really have to give everyone a new frame of mind and can’t come in here with pre conceived ideas and opinions. Over to Claire and Darren, Dave watches on as the lovefest continues. Darren can’t believe that even Dave as a gay man isn’t attracted to Claire at all. Dave says he finds her hot, Claire says she is fully attracted to Dave. Krystal comes over and Dave says “you just popped right out there.” Darren then says that Krystal is smashed, and she says she is a bit. Krystal and Claire talk about who sleeps with who. Dave tries to get Darren up to speed with the bed situation. Apparently he was going to sleep with Rob, but now they want to change. Rob doesn’t seem to happy with all this though. Darren says he doesn’t know why he gets on so well with Dave, then says he is very accepting to everyone. Claire says that Lauren is going to use Katie’s old drawers. Comm break.

12:05am: Perry is talking to Lauren. Lauren says she was going to be 6 foot 5 or something, but I missed the first part of the convo because of Mike. You can’t understand how much background noise, or rather yelling, there is. Dave is telling Darren about Sheriff, his boyfriend. He says that his dad loved Sheriff. Dave tells Darren that his dad knew he was gay, but no one would say anything. Darren goes to the toilet. Gaelan is telling the new girls that they can run out the back, it’s a bit of a weird ‘track’, but you can run around. Gaelan says that the gym is sufficient for the guys. Lauren wonders where Claire is from, and she fills her in. Lauren says that she is a smoker, and most days she would have about 4. Perry says she wants to exercise while she is in here. Rob and Perry talk about the shape of Rob’s face, or eyes or something. Rob says he is getting old, Perry reassures him that he isn’t. Lauren says she is the spoilt child of the family. Dave says that Lauren might see some similaries between three of the guys who are 26 and her brother, who is 26. Dave says that Perry is the oldest housemate ever to enter BBAU. Lauren wants to know where Dave lives. Claire wonders what her brothers do. Lauren says the oldest is an accountant, but a funny accountant, and the other one is a dealer at Star City. Comm break.

12:25am: Camilla, Krystal and Dave are talking about the different jobs they have in here. Dave says he is farmhand and he gets to wake someone up everyday. He explains that people can’t volunteer. Camilla explains that Katie was farmhand once and asked John to get up only to be told to F off. John says he didn’t realise he said it though. Back with Dave, Rob and Perry, they discuss who is sleeping with who. Perry wants Dave to sleep with her and Rob tonight, but Dave says he is with Claire. Claire and Perry look through the stuff that Perry bought into the house when she entered. Comm break.

12:36am: Perry is doing Claire’s nails. Claire says she has hardly ever done drugs, only once at a family 50th or something. We cut away from that convo though! Dave says to Lauren that when it rains he is always thinking about the farm. He says that this was going to be his big year farm wise, but he’s in here. He says it’ll still be there when he gets out though. He tells Lauren that he has 6 horses. Lauren says that her father was a miner so they used to move a lot. They lived in Adelaide, and then PNG. She says she did school via correspondance for a while over in PNG. Darren is talking to Gaelan and Ashley. They are talking about some of the tasks, mainly the 24hr tasks. Darren wants to know who stopped the soccer balls etc. Darren wonders who has hooked up in the house, and Gaelan says that he and Krystal are the only pair left in the house. In the bedroom now Lauren is talking to Krystal, Dave and Camilla. Lauren wonders if Krystal is missing her mum. Krystal says that she has once but she had moved out of home anyway so she gets by. They talk about bed positions again. Camilla says that she loves that new people are here, but she says she is very protective of the other housemates at the same time. Comm break.

12:50am: Dave and Darren are talking in the kitchen. Darren says that Ash is the gentlemen of the house. Lauren and Darren get to know each other now. 3rd time she has said she knows people from the rugby side. I’m not making this up! Lauren hugs John for something, then says that John just reminded her not to say anything from the outside world. Claire tells Lauren that she has been obsessed with animals her whole life. Dave talks to Darren as Claire talks to Lauren, no way in the world you can tell what either are talking about. They are within a metre of each other, all four of them. Comm break.

1:03am: Darren says he is sleeping with Camilla. The girls talk about sunbaking I think. Claire tells Lauren the pool is heated. Camilla tells Darren that she loves Rob, but feels that the past couple of days he’s been a bit off so she has given him some space. Lauren says that Dave must wake up early all the time. Dave says he is always up early, he has to be on a farm. Dave says that Rob has survived 5 evictions. Darren says she wouldn’t take it personally if he left it tomorrow. Lauren agrees. Dave says it’s a big achievement to be able to get ‘into the TV’ in the first place. Camilla is taling to Perry in the bedroom. Camilla is saying that if people have arguments you can’t jump in a car and drive away so they have to make up etc. Camilla says she is a pig in the outside world with her house etc, but she says that in this house you just can’t be like that. She says she is a neat freak in here. She says if she goes back to her own ways in the outside world she’ll at least have respect for people who live in a clean area etc. Perry tells Camilla to not clean all day though; life is too short etc. Perry wonders how Jamie is. No idea where he is. Back outside, Dave says that he was amazed Tilli was spelt with a I and not a Y at the end. Dave says that he thought Krystal was with a C as well. We cut back to Jamie who is sitting on his bed talking to no one. Back out in the lounge/kitchen, BB calls Ash to the diary room. Still can’t hear BB though. Comm break.

1:19am: In the bedroom we are. Dave, Darren, Gaelan and John are talking. Jamie tries to scare John with a leaping fart. Darren wonders how Jamie can walk with his pants down so low. Jamie says he has mastered the art. Ashely comes back without batteries, and tells them BB just wanted his thoughts. Jamie says he might go and talk to BB as well. Darren says it’s a lot colder in the bedroom compared to the bathroom. Darren wonders what Gaelan and Krystal do in bed. Gaelan says that they just sleep, thats all they can do in this house. Darren pushes him further, and Gaelan asks “What have you seen?” Darren says nothing, saying he only knows that they are ‘together’ in the house. Dave teaches the boys about gay sex a bit. Into the other bedroom, mostly girls in here. Claire and Perry hug. Krystal is looking at Lauren’s photos. Perry wonders if Gaelan works out. Darren wonders how dark it does get in this room. The boys wonder whether they should have a pillow fight tonight. Dave tells Darren that he is in the house now, and it’s so surreal talking to Gretel. Dave says that Gretel was really nice to him, but was a bit cautious of Gaelan. Comm break.

1:33am: Back in the ‘boys’ bedroom, otherwise known as the bigger one. Jamie is talking about Mick Molley and Tony Martin, an old radio duo. Dave is showing Darren his farm via photos. The girls talk shoe sizes, Lauren and Claire are both size 10. They are all looking through Lauren’s things. Dave explains that they lost most of the ducks, but he still has one and it’s not being given away. Dave says he is a bit of a hoarder. Darren says that his dad has crap round his house all the time. Darren tells Dave that he really likes Claire. They watch her for a bit. Darren says you can’t like everyone in here. Darren wonders who Dave will hang out with outside the house. He says Camilla, Krystal, Jamie, Karen. Darren says he can’t see much in Krystal. Darren says that he needs a relationship where he is constantly attracted to the person, even first things in the morning etc. Dave says that he thinks that BB has shown him to be a bit too inquizative, but he says he can’t sit in a house and just give one liners every minute of the day. He says he likes to spend an hour with someone just having an in depth conversation. At 1:44am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 59 Uplate

11:38pm: Krystal and Jamie are chatting outside. Krystal says that you really test your people skills in here. Jamie agrees, saying that he had a chat with Rob just before and he understands why he gets frustrated at Jamie. Krystal says she had a chat last night and she was glad that he did that. Jamie says there is no point in explaining why he was wary of Rob. Jamie changes the topic, he wants to know how happy she is hooking up with Gaelan. She says she is really genuinely happy. She says in a way she is shocked because she didn’t expect it, especially thinking of her ex boyfriend for the first four weeks she was in here. Krystal says that the rewards room really helped and Gaelan was actually able to open up with him over that time. Krystal says she is concerned about going back to her hometown though and what the relationship will do on the outside. Jamie says that a week ago he might have told people that he really didn’t know him, but he says that Gaelan is great and he really likes him. He says he thinks he does know him now. Krystal agrees that he keeps a lot to himself. Jamie says that when he lets stories out he finds Gaelan so great to talk to. Jamie wonders how moths fly through the rain. They laugh as they watch a moth for a while. Krystal says she likes not to worry about anything on the outside while she is in here. She says at the end of the day she thinks that you can only please yourself. Dave comes out and they change the topic back to the moths. Krystal wonders when the rain will stop. Dave hopes his farm got this for two straight days. It really is coming down. Krystal says they can always get buffed in the gym. Krystal wonders if Dave will ever cut his hair. Dave says he likes it long, but it’ll eventually get cut. Krystal thinks it would look great short, but she says she loves it long too. Krystal says that Katie would’ve been on Rove tonight. Jamie says that some of the questions would be about him, and he says he finds it weird. Dave reckons Katie will be asked heaps about her wanting her first time to be with Jamie. Comm break.

11:53pm: Jamie and Dave are still outside. Krystal is still there too. Dave is saying that in every situation in life when your getting pissed off at something, everyone has to let off steam to somebody else. In here, it looks like bitching Dave says. Krystal says that if someone close to her does something big that pisses her off, she’ll forgive them, but it will never be forgotten. She says that in here the slightest thing gets way out of control. Rob says that he has been into BB to request something, and offered to sleep somewhere else, but BB was saying no all along. Uplate update, then back outside. Dave says that everyone in the house has been through heaps. Jamie says that being nominated now isn’t a problem, he’s over that. He also says he wants to stay. Mike cuts in again, and we’re off to a comm break.

12:10am: Jamie says that he thinks Camilla looks for controvesy. He thinks Krystal doesn’t really strive to get into battles. Jamie tells him that he is always evaluating his contribution to the group. Dave asks what he thinks about Rob, but Rob comes out at that moment. Mike cuts in at this point. Back quickly though. Dave wonders if Rob is tired, he says he is. Jamie is worried he’s getting a slight off white patch on his legs or something. Rob says he should moisturise. Jamie says he will. Jamie says that this week he hasn’t had Katie to run off and sulk this week. Dave says that he thinks Jamie that yesterday and today have been must better than the previous week where he thought he was really down. Jamie says that a lot of stuff was going through his mind last week, and he says that Dave did it so well last week. Comm break.

12:24am: Jamie is saying that he can’t talk to one of the girls in the house. I don’t know who he is talking about. Dave says that if everyone took that view the place would be in a bad ‘place’. Jamie understands, but says that his positive side tells him that he can always counter an argument, prime example talking to Rob tonight. Jamie says he almost had a breakdown last week, and was over the whole BB experience. Dave says it was frustrating that he couldn’t talk to Jamie about it last week because of his moods. Claire says goodnight to the boys. Dave says that last week he felt like he lost a mate last week. Dave says everyone acts in a certain way, and he felt as if he had done something to piss Jamie off, and of course he realises now that it wasn’t him. Dave says the thing that hurt him was that Jamie was only concerned completely about himself last week. Jamie agrees completely. Dave says last week he thought heaps of people had stopped talking to because they all thought that he was a goner. Dave says last week he was making massive issues out of nothing. Jamie says it’s a great relief to get things off his chest tonight. Comm break.

12:43am: Jamie loves doing stupid shit in front of people, being a class clown type of thing. He says he would love to be a TV presenter, he thinks he would be quick on his feet with lines, comebacks etc. Jamie says that he was glad he was out in the last round for FNL. Dave says that Office FNL theme he was the same, he was totally worried about the stand up comedy part of FNL. Dave says he would never do something like that out in the real world. We head inside to Gaelan, John and Ashley. They are discussing the different jobs in the house, especially the dishes. They say many have complained about the dishes. John says Tilli hated it. He says that Dino gave Elise the housekeeper job so she had to get up early. They all have a laugh. We cut to Rob who seems to be sleeping on the floor for some reason. Back out to the couch. John says that double they all knew Jade would be one of the ones evicted, but otherwise it was wide open. John thought he might be gone. He says that when he was up with Michael and Karen he wasn’t too worried. Comm break.

12:59am: Dave has come into chat with Gaelan and Ashley. Dave is talking about climbing a mountain so he could see the entire country. No idea what country he is talking about. John says that it’s great because you can see the barriers at the borders of the country. Dave says this countries biggest export is dentures. John and Dave talk about some country flags. They seem to be discussing Angola, I have no idea. Dave just keeps talking about his travels. He says he joked with someone checking his passport over the Australia/Austria joke. Comm break.

1:15am: Jamie says goodnight to the small bedroom. He heads back out to the living room. Dave is still chatting to the other guys. John says he left Venice after 6 hours and was upset about that. He names heaps of places he didn’t go to, and then says he left his passport behind somewhere and was denied entry and had to smuggle a train back to where his passport was. John tells a story how he got 400 Euro’s out of the wall at the train station and these guys came along and he was convinced he’d be robbed, but there was one nice guy in their group and he was fine. He says he eventually got back his passport and continued his travelling. Dave talks for a bit about some country. He says he got to Poland and realised that everything was dearer than in Germany. Dave says that he could get a massive meal for $5 in Checz (not even gonna try to spell it). Comm break.

1:30am: Dave is talking about catching a bus somewhere overseas. He says he travelled with some random guy. They wonder if he was gay, but he says he didn’t know, but says he was hot. He had Visa issues in Latvia. Dave says he had no interest in Lithuania. Dave says he was over in Europe for 13 months, and $23,000 all up. He says he worked in Britain a bit as a landscape gardener. He says he had no idea what he was doing but he had 3 people working for him and he had to pave a huge area and put a pond in. He says that as soon as it rained it would’ve stuffed up completely. He says that he got heaps for doing it, but they soon realised he had no idea what he was doing. John says that all his mates just worked in pubs overseas. Gaelan says that trade jobs overseas are easy to get because they are all crap labourers over in Europe. Comm break.

1:43am: Gaelan says that he’s not too phased about drinking midweek. Jamie talks about a visit to the diary room with someone else and they tried to get more alcohol. Dave seems to have gone into the bedroom. Rob talks to him about how his mum always has gay jokes to tell him, but always is pissing herself laughing and gives away the punchline everytime. Dave wonders whether they have cameras in this room; saying sometimes he thinks they don’t have that many. He says they must take them in and out at times. He reckons they would only have 3-4 cameras on the go at once. Rob, sleeping on the floor, says he never sleeps in anything under 4 stars. Rob says the girls are all in bed as per usual. Dave agrees, saying they are boring. They seem to be talking about beer now. Rob like Heineken. Dave likes Coopers. Gaelan comes in to get ready for bed. Dave says he really enjoys XXXX Gold. Gaelan climbs into bed.

1:55am: Back out to the couch. Dave has rejoined the other boys. John says “You see that guy who ate a bike?” He says they cut it into tiny pieces, but it was all metal and all that still. Dave wonders how. He says a Korean guy has eaten 2KG of nails as well. They realise that the lights are out, so they all decide it’s bedtime. Most head to the bathroom to get ready for bed. Hardly anyone saying anything. Ashley is a bit concerned of a coldsore he has developed, and apologises that they’ll be no kisses tonight for the boys. At 2:05am Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 58 Uplate

11:26pm: A lot of housemates are gathered at the stools in the kitchen and over the kitchen side of the bench. Rob and Claire are having a conversation about meat. Lots of people just listening in. Gaelan says something about a sauce to go with the meat. Cut to the punishment room where John is picking up feathers in colour segments. Mike cuts in already for an uplate update. Back to John in the room, and Gaelan, Jamie and Claire on the couch. Claire decides to get ready for bed. Gaelan says he really wants to go to bed but he hates going to bed when the lights are on. Camilla is complaining about the state of the kitchen as they try and tidy it up and do the dishes etc. Camilla does an impression of “The Weakest Link” and “Kath & Kim”. Ashley has joined the convo on the couch. He says something about his family, but it’s hard to hear it properly. John takes a breather and starts talking to the people outside on the couch. They tell him to do green feathers next. Gaelan says again that he is so tired. Camilla wonders what John has to do in the punishment room. Jamie gives John some support! John wonders if Jamie got in trouble. He doesn’t think so. Comm break.

11:48pm: David is talking to Claire, Jamie there as well. They seem to be talking about a hotel. Cut to Gaelan and Krystal in the bedroom, but Camilla’s audio is still on for some reason making it hard to make sense of anything. Krystal seems a bit cold. Gaelan puts her doona over her. Rob and Camilla are also in the smaller bedroom. Camilla starts talking about sex, so Mike gladly cuts in and we go to a break.

12:00am: Krystal is putting makeup on! Gaelan says he doesn’t care if he can see a pimple on her face. They share a kiss. Heaps of people in the small bedroom now. Dave is in there, as well as Claire, Rob and Camilla still there. Claire is talking about being patriotic. Krystal says she didn’t get the tune right for something, but the thought was there. Claire tells David he might need to masturbate. Cut to the couch, Ashley and Jamie chatting. Jamie wants lots of beer. Ashley says that Jamie’s bday must be next Wednesday. Jamie says he wants nothing but beer, and he’s going to tell BB that. Ashley wonders whether it’ll be in the rewards room. Silence on the couch now. We head back to the bedroom. Claire is saying she wasn’t getting attention in the early weeks but gets plenty now. Claire says she found another lolly. David and Rob are talking about holding their penis’s. John has finished his task. Jamie tells him to scream as loud as he can. He can’t hear, but then realises and starts screaming very loudly. Jamie watches on amused. Gaelan comes out to see whats happening. Comm break.

12:14am: Ashley is eating something, and says they don’t taste as good as the others. Jamie starts telling a story that he had heard from Claire, and he makes it out to be really really boring. Ashley, still convinced that something isn’t right with his food, asks John to have a taste. Cut to Rob and David talking in the bedroom quietly as others have other conversations either side. I think they are talking about Jamie. They say he feels very attacked. Dave says that Jamie told him that if he has conflict with someone, he moves on and finds a new friend. Rob finds this weak. Rob says his isn’t going to tiptoe around him (really hard to recap when vision is not associated with the bloody audio). Dave says that this has to stay between them, then says that Jamie doesn’t like the way Rob talks about sex all the time. Almost impossible to make sense of this conversation as they are talking into pillows. Rob thanks Dave for telling him, and he respects that! Dave fears that Jamie will leave and everything will fall on a plater for Jamie and he won’t learn to be nicer to people for a long time. Rob says that if Jamie doesn’t calm down he’ll have to say something in front of the whole group. Rob prepares his speech for this occassion now. Rob says he wants to look like the adult and ask him really difficult questions so Jamie comes off looking like a complete wanker. Dave reckons you should always strive to be the better person in life. Rob says he likes taking people down with their own rules, as it’s more satisfying. Dave tells Rob ‘good luck.’ Rob yells out “rewards room” and wakes up Camilla! Comm break.

12:31am: Jamie says he would be happy to have lasted this long. He says it’s week 9. Ashley thinks this is a very hard show. Jamie says that apart from John and Ashley, and to some extent Gaelan, Jamie feels that everyone is being very careful around everyone. Jamie says he came in here to have fun, so he doesn’t care about trivial shit. Jamie is sick of people telling him that this place is a mess. He just thinks everyone should do their bit. Into the bedroom, John is talking to Camilla. Camilla commends Jamie for taking the nomination better this time. John says he just likes to have time to himself a lot. Camilla thinks that that is fine, and he is entitled to that. Camilla and John say they both loved the alone time you get in the rewards room. Jamie and Ashley are talking about who will win. They say the couldn’t care less who wins and the money. Ashley calls it “monopoly” money. Ashley says that BB is pretty tough on them with the fines this year. BB immediately gives Ashley a $5000 fine for discussing the prizemoney! All they can do is laugh. Ashley can’t work out why he got it. Jamie says that task day should be tommorrow. Ashley says thats 2 fines this week, the other being John calling BB “mate.” Ashley wonders what they are down to now. Jamie says “Oh, we’re fucked.” They think it’ll be around $300,000. Jamie says he couldn’t give a flying f***. Ashley agrees, although I’m not sure he really means it. Jamie says he would be happy with $5000. He says that money isn’t really that important for him at the moment. He just needs a bit to move out and enough to get a meal and thats enough for him. Krystal comes out and talks about the fines, and then goes back into the bedroom to hit the sack. Ashley immitates Krystal’s “goodnight guys”. Gaelan comes out and they repeat the convo on how they got fined. Comm break.

12:45am: Fair few people in the main bedroom now preparing to have a pillow fight by the looks of it. Dave jumps on numerous beds. Claire just wants to sit still or something. Lots of laughter. Pillow fight commences between Claire and Dave but doesn’t last long. Claire sits on the bed and looks at the plasma, saying she is waiting for her TV show to start. Dave says they’ll wait together. Claire comments on the TV show she is watching, and Krystal joins in. The guys tell her not to play along. Gaelan says he’s going to sleep, and says goodnight. Out to the couch, Ash, John and Jamie chatting away. Ash says thats the first fine he’s got while having a conversation. John talks about how Camilla and Jamie are probably the highest in getting fines. Krystal and Gaelan are at the bottom end of the scale according to John. Claire still saying her show is boring. Dave tells her to piss off. Camilla and Dave head to the bathroom. Dave is concerned he is running out of toothpaste. Rob is shaving in there as well. Rob complains that Dave is very bitter, and tells him to relax. Back out to the couch. John says that in the first week 9 votes you might not be up. But now there is less votes, 9 is defintitely up. John says that he did the maths and something can happen, but we’ll never know cause comm break comes on.

1:02am: On the couch with the three again. John says the crowd was huge, saying that the past eviction would have to have been the biggest. Jamie says that he is scared talking to Gretel with others on the couch during noms or something because he doesn’t like thinking others can see him talking. John says when he talks to her he jokes to overcome the nervousness. Ashley says he’ll love it when the crowd is screaming. Jamie thinks that no one could be hated and survive an eviction. Jamie wonders who Ashley was up against when he was up. He was up the week 5 were up. He says Anna knew she was going because she didn’t think she had a place in the house. Ash says that Anna and Katie were really the only 2 chick friends he really liked in the house. John says that Rob has been here 6 weeks now. They talk birthday’s again, so we head into the bedroom. They seem to be talking religion. Camilla says that her dad is very religious, and she respects that, especially because her dad doesn’t pressure her into believing any of it herself. Camilla says she is waking up again now and wants to play, but Claire tells her to keep her hands on the pillow. They really want the lights out! They seem to be singing nappy ads now. Great conversation this. Comm break.

1:18am: Boys still the only ones still out in the main part of the house. John wonders when they came into the house. Ash says April 22nd. Ash says that John and him are here until almost the start of July. John says that the first week of August the show will wrap up. Back to the bedroom with Gaelan and Krystal. Lots of laughter. Krystal wants a story from Gaelan, and he says he will but she must shut her eyes. Gaelan starts his ridiculous story, being nice and sweet then tries to scare her. Lots more small talk which isn’t worth recapping in the slightest. Back to the couch. Jamie says that he is putting on weight in here because he doesn’t have the stuff he needs to maintain his muscles etc. John asks Jamie about muscle soreness etc. Ashley says that he’ll have to start going to the gym after BB. Comm break.

1:31am: Still with the boys. Still talking muscles. John says he did weights for two months straight and didn’t really get much better at it, according to him not being able to lift higher weights. He says he could do more sets though. Jamie says that Dino always use to say he couldn’t do them when he could. Jamie use to tell him to try all the time. Jamie tells him that if you keep trying eventually it’ll become comfortable. Jamie tells the others how he went back to the gym after he felt he needed to. He says he slowly got better and better and lifting more weights, going 3 days a week. He says that they need to keep going and keep trying to get bigger weights etc. John says that he used to like going to the gym by himself, but he wouldn’t mind going with a partner now. Jamie is back talking about nominations. He says that he was called out last twice now on the list of nominees. John thinks it’s to build the suspense and get the suprise reaction. Ash says he’ll definitely get a membership when he gets out wherever he is. They make comment that they think they have all improved with the weights. Jamie says that if he went a week without weights he would get skinny as. Comm break.

1:48am: Boys are in the bathroom just getting ready for bed. They head to the bedroom. Lights are out in the bedroom. Everyone now seems settled in bed and the room is silent. At 1:51am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 53 Uplate

11:13pm: John and Katie are outside cheering on Claire, who is keeping the goals. Claire asks Katie if she would ever consider radio as a career. Katie says she would love it, but says she hasn’t done anything like that as of yet. A Whistle sound blows through the BB compound, and all housemates fall to the ground and fake injuries. We see a heap of people in the bedroom, both bedrooms and also Ash and Jamie out in the living room. Finally the whistle sounds again and the bedroom people all go back to bed, while Jamie and Ash get back to the couch. Meanwhile, outside, Claire says she is pretty dirty at the moment ( I think her clothes she means!) They wonder how many they are allowed to miss before they fail the task. Claire thinks that they will have to have a maximum of 15 allowed through the net. They think the task will end tomorrow. They laugh at something BB said earlier, they say it was one of the funniest BB comments they’ve heard. Katie wants John to give Jamie something, but he won’t. John says that it’s a good time for him to be finishing his shift, he should be able to get a full nights sleep. They wonder if Jamie has lost weight in here; Katie thinks he has lost 5kg, but she tells them not to say anything. Mike cuts in, but we return outside. Claire wonders how much longer till the change. She thinks half an hour. Comm break.

11:28pm: Katie says she had a long sleep one night, perhaps for a previous task. It was, because John is talking about ex housemates helping out in the task for some reason. Claire says she was sick during that. Katie says she is tired. Katie complains she is going to have pimples for eviction. John says he had a ‘merlin’ for his. I think it’s code for a huge pimple. They start doing dog sounds to pass the time. BB decides it’s time to strike while they are not concentrating. Claire doesn’t stop it. Katie laughs, saying she didn’t see a thing. They help her out saying that they will tell the others it went in the top right corner, when in fact it was almost straight at her but a little low. They taunt the machine, asking it to throw another goal her way. Claire says, “Katie, your not standing here.” Claire says her reflexes are crap. John decides to head inside for a bit. They name Katie’s pimple ‘snake.’ Weird. John wants to change it to Sceeter, but everyone agrees on “Stuey”. John says he is pumped to have his time in the goals. Claire says she can’t say it. John says he is going to go inside and do the whistle sound and see if anything happens. We don’t head inside with him, so we have no idea of the result. Katie says that Jamie is going to have to wake up soon. Katie wants one more goal, but Claire doesn’t. John says that they didn’t move inside. He reckons they have half an hour before changeover. Claire says the ball could’ve at least gone slowly. John says the ball is always thrown when they are doing something stupid. Katie starts yelling in the hope a ball appears. Claire tells them to stop! Comm break.

11:46pm: Jamie has headed outside. He is talking up his chances of winning FNL. Katie tells him they can’t go on the same team. Jamie decides to have his V now because he’s going to be up for 3 hours. He takes a sip, and says it feels like home. Claire agrees, saying she always gets the bigger bottles for 2 for $5. Mike interrupts. Cut back again, and Claire is explaining to Jamie where the ball was when it passed her. Jamie says he is hoping for higher ones. Claire hums to herself. A plane is going overhead, and Claire says “Qantas.” Katie asks her if she can tell by the noise, and Claire says she can. Claire tells everyone that she just polluted the air. The boys are talking amongst themselves now, and the girls likewise. Hard to make out. Jamie is saying it’s good that Ash comes to talk to him about stuff. He says that Ash doesn’t open up to many people. I think it’s Ash they are talking about, not really sure. Krystal comes to the door and asks if she needs to bring doonas or anything when she comes out. They say she might need a doona, but they have blankets. Comm break.

12:03am: Krystal has come outside. They are trying to figure out how long Claire has been standing in the goals. Jamie is talking about the 12th Man soundtracks, who take the piss out of Channel 9’s Wide World of Sports. He mimics a bit of the tapes, and does a great job at it. Not too many laughs from the girls besides Katie though. Katie wonders if Jamie’s mum would hate her for her tongue ring. She says she would take it out. Jamie says that his mum wouldn’t care about that. Jamie says that they are going to go down to the local pub and have a beer together one day. Katie reckons they would get hassled heaps though. John and Claire swap! John seems pumped. He reckons he’ll save heaps. Krystal is the supporter now for John. Jamie says he made a great save yesterday, but right after it he swore, so he doesn’t think they will show it. Krystal thinks that if it was really good they would just beep it out. John reckons it’s 10 past 11 now, and he will go out at quarter to 1. John and Krystal are trying to decide who else they can use during the night and how it’ll work. Comm break.

12:18am: John wonders what Krystal would ask if she was able to ask BB one question about the outside world. After a bit of a think, she decides it’s too hard. Jamie says that if he goes this week he will have missed 9 rounds of AFL (incorrect). He says that sounds pretty good. Actually they clairify it a little and they are actually right. Krystal asks Jamie what 3 things he wrote down for BB to tell him about. He says he wrote “Death or injury to family or friends, and thats about it. Those were my exact words.” He says that he wrote all this stuff while he was drunk. John does a good save. He says he was lucky. Krystal says she had family death or unwell, and something about War, on her list. Jamie says he would’ve used the Danny Green/Mundine fight for his sporting event if he put it down. John reckons that Michael did write it down, but they are unsure whether he was told. They try and figure out when the fight was. They talk about how the punishment room was finally revealed in the 2nd week and how they always knew something was there. They start saying that they had people they always wanted to get further than them. Katie comes out and John tells her that he saved it. Katie stands in front of where the ball come from, and Jamie tells her to get out of the way. BB tells Katie to bring all the soccer balls to the diary room. Jamie is so pleased it was Katie and not him. Comm break.

12:35am: John and Krystal are talking about it would be weird if you knew someone else in the house. John says that if someone told BB he would be afraid of being evicted. Krystal says she found out her ex boyfriend applied. John says that he and Dino go to the same Uni, but they don’t know each other. Jamie says that he really tried to not talk to anyone at auditions because he didn’t want to run into anyone. They say that Dino and Gaelan use the same gym, and Gaelan and Anna hang around the same people! John says that Camilla’s sister went to his school. They comment on how small the world really is and the whole 6 degrees theory. Krystal says she believes it, and John agrees. John talks about how the high balls are easy for the keeper, but the low ones are harder. John says he wants another attempt now. They talk about what they can eat. Jamie says that his cat name is “Mewsli”, pronouced Muesil. They go through the words they all use when they throw up. Comm break.

12:51am: They are talking about who they would take the rewards room. John says he would probably take Claire, but he would also like to take Jamie. John says Ash would be good as well. Jamie agrees. Jamie says that sometimes people get mad at Jamie, and then he looks at Ash and thinks that he would never do that. Jamie says he can’t really talk to him much, and Krystal agrees, as well as John, but Jamie says that he is just good value to hang around. Jamie tells Krystal and John they have to come to WA. They say they want to see Ash outside the house as well. Comm break.

1:07am: Still out at the task. John saying that he called someone out who was being a dick, and Jamie says that he did change after that. It was Mikey they were talking about. Jamie says that if he goes he was only here for 3 more weeks than Mikey. John says he was suprised talking to Camilla last night that she rated Krystal very highly. Krystal says that they do spend a lot of time together. Krystal says you have to be blunt with Camilla sometimes, but she says that Camilla respects that. Comm break.

1:23am: Krystal and Jamie are talking about star signs. Riverting. Talk about that for 2 minutes, before Mike decides it’s too boring and pulls it back to the studio. Comm break.

1:32am: OMG. Still talking about star signs. Even John is getting into it. John says that a lot of his friends are Taurus’s, and he is too (and me!). Krystal says that in her town there is really only two people she doesn’t like. Jamie and John reckon 10 more minutes should see John’s shift over. Gaelan has also come out as well. They say Rob is the next one that’ll have to come out, then Dave. At 1:36am, Dreamworld says goodnight.