Day 97 Uplate

1:03am: Talking about paying bills and doing own things when they get out when people will be ordering them around from place to place. Vesna says she has heaps of bills, running into thousands. She says she has to pay her staff. Greg wonders if her sister is getting a bit more, and suggests slipping her a couple of grand when she gets back. Vesna says a lot of people aren’t getting into their own business these days because the government is making it so hard for them. Greg & Tim offer ideas for Vesna to expand her business. Greg suggest market research, asking their customers why they came to her etc, while Tim says that drugs would be good to get into. Vesna says that she sent out letters to people who hadn’t been in her salon for a while, and she also has sent out vouchers to get people back. Greg wonders if she has a tanner. Vesna says that someone else runs that part of the shop and they just pay Vesna a week. Vesna says it would be worth her while for the tanner to go out on her own. They talk about massages, and then Vesna says that some offer extra services. Tim doesn’t get it, but Greg and Ves both laugh. Greg says that there are heaps of things Vesna could do with her business. Greg says that he suggests take away beer to pubs and they make extra money on that and Greg wins because they purchase more beer. Cut to a interview with Nadia in the studio, but they cut to a comm break in the middle of it. I think they’ve all had a few in their tonight again!

Housemates are never seen again. Nadia did call Christie ‘pig like’ when describing her though! At 3:14am, with 4 crew members on screen with Mike, Dreamworld says goodnight.

It’s been enjoyable providing you recaps throughout this season. Thanks must go to vibes for providing the daily show recap as well. I quite often got home from work and looked at the recap to decide if I really needed to watch the show. We’ll be back no doubt in 2006 :)

Day 96 Uplate

Ahh… this is my final shift at recaping Big Brother Uplate for 2005. End of an era. I will miss the idle late night chit-chat, the transexual spa questioning and the endless SMS plug-o-rama :-). But seriously – everyone give Dave a thanks for sacrificing so much of his time watching Uplate this season. I only allowed him one break a week on Thursdays!

I join uplate at 11.58pm – Vesna is making orange juice in the kitchen, and it looks like she has gone through a fair amount of oranges. Looks like she couldn’t sleep either as she is wearing her blindfold (on the top of her head, not over her eyes). A very drunk Mike Goldman comes on to ask who their orange juice sponsor is so they can do an on-air advertisment for them.

12.10am – We still haven’t gone back to the house but on the plasma screen behind Mike, Vesna is still grinding oranges in the kitchen.

12.21am – Vesna is now in bed, and is setting in to go to sleep.

We don’t return to the house tonight.

Day 94 Uplate

12:08am: Talking about Kylie Minogue. Tim reckons every song she sings is catchy. Logan Greg is called to the diary room. He is there to collect a 3 mobile, where he play Cubed against Axel Whitehead who is in the studio. He comes out to the dinner table and sits against the wall as instructed. The other housemates are told by Greg to sit down as well. Greg explains that he tried to play the game earlier today, and didn’t tell anyone about it. Game One begins and for some reason we get the audio of the damn studio. Smart! Greg beats Axel in round one, 28 to 6. Round 2 is a little bit more competitive. Vesna is interested in talking to this person rather than Greg playing the game. Vesna reckons if you touch a button you can see the other person playing. Axel wins round two. Mike says that if Greg wins, they will get a suprise from Big Brother. Greg is talking to himself saying “Shit, c’mon…Axel got some points on me this round”. Nadia seems very bored, asking what the point is of them sitting at the table with him. They decide to rematch – this is the most boring television I’ve ever seen. Vesna cheers Greg on, as he takes the lead. Greg wins, and they decide it’s the decider, so the housemates will get a suprise. Big Brother asks Greg to return the phone to the diary room. Greg says he thinks he won, Big Brother confirms this. Greg says that Axel did well. Big Brother says that for his prize, he can do a battery change. Greg laughs. He tells the housemates back in the house proper. Can’t hear a word they are saying, all of them sitting there together on the couch removing batteries.

12:37am: Everyone back on the couch. Greg and Vesna both tell Nadia that Tim wakes up early every morning so he casn put a heap of shit in his mouth so he can speak it all day. Nadia says she thinks Tim always has to be the smartest person in the room. Nadia says that Tim takes big breathes. Tim says that perhaps they can do a trial to see up to what point his breathing is acceptable for Nadia. Everyone has a laugh. Vesna says the game on the mobile phone was bizzare. Greg says he thinks it was more for Axel, the phone player. Greg says he won though, and Ves says he always does. Greg says he lost $20,000 on Friday night. Housemates look tired as hell, and sit on the couch in silence.

12:50am: Greg says he hears a slight clicking sound every now and then. Tim agrees, and they say that they keep thinking it’s BB about to talk to them. Greg thinks Nadia will go tomorrow, being Wednesday. Vesna agrees. Vesna thinks that Nadia will choose two people who will be up for eviction. Greg doesn’t think they would tamper with the format in the final week. Vesna says that Nadia will be doing it hard without cigarettes. Tim says that people say it’s harder to give up cigarettes then heroin. Tim says he knew what to expect when he quit and he pushed through it. Greg asks if he had a couple along the quitting cycle, and he says no, saying that he has made the decision for life now. Tim says he saw Barry Humphreys on Denton one night saying that he drank heavily until he was in his early 20’s before giving up and has never drunk since. Tim says that Humphreys said that he is always going to be an alcoholic, because if he has another drop he knows he’ll want more. They talk about binge drinking, and Greg and Tim explain the concept to Vesna who doesn’t understand.

1:08am: Vesna is waiting to go to the diary room. Greg wants to wash a spoon, but in the process puts the tap on too much and makes a mess on the floor. Greg says he liked the game, and says it would’ve been for Uplate. Tim is now at the sink. Vesna is in the diary room and silence continues.

1:22am: Vesna looks at what Nadia is sleeping in and says it’s nice. Vesna says she can’t get that stuff cause she is fat. Nadia says that is rubbish. Nadia wants to know about the prizemoney. Vesna tells her it’s a million. She goes onto say that it would buy 2 nice houses in Australia. Nadia is suprised. Tim tells Nadia that the average wage would be under $50,000 a year, so it’s 20 years wage. He goes onto say that it would be about 500,000 pounds, which is WAY OFF. More like 400,000. Tim goes back to doing the dishes.

1:34am: Vesna says she thinks it’s bad that Greg has known her for so long and won’t share a bed with her, but will sleep with Nadia who he has known for 2 days. Nadia comes back to bed. Greg wants her to scare Tim after he comes out of the diary room. Nadia gets into bed and Greg says he’ll get up, but he doesn’t. They talk about microphones in the UK house. Nadia says that BB never directed it at housemates, but rather as a group to check their mics. Vesna says she needs to go to the toilet. Greg thinks of Timmy as the kid in the wheelchair off South Park. Nadia has no idea what he is talking about. They talk onto impersanating the guy from Police Academy, and Nadia starts laughing a lot. Greg says Tim will be in the diary room for a year, saying he is having his medication. Nadia wonders what the medication is, and so we’re taken to a break!

1:45am: Greg talks about his most sexual encounter, which involved doing a girl from behind. Vesna asks if he used protection. He says he did. He says she was a Swedish girl, aged about 25. Tim comes into do a battery change again, I don’t know why. Vesna says she has never let anyone do her from behind. He starts talking about a UK girl who he met somewhere else. He says she was a beautiful, attractive girl. He says he met her family and everyone because they were on holiday there with family. The girl told her to stay and they would pay for a flight home or something. Greg says he decided against it, he had mates to finish their trip in Bangkok etc. Greg said the last night he stayed with her he had sex with her in ‘many a places’.

1:56am: Tim shuts the bedroom door, and then leans on Vesna’s bed, and Vesna tells him she has farted. He says he doesn’t believe her anymore. Tim asks Nadia if she could do 13 weeks in a house. Nadia says she surely could if she had done 10. Vesna wonders if there are similarilaties between Vesna and Nadia. Tim thinks so, and starts listing some thing. Vesna soon tells him to shut up. Nadia says she has become really comfortable in the house. She says she feels like she has been here longer than she has. Tim goes and gets blankets, and offers oneto Vesna but she doesn’t want one. Tim starts putting them on his bed, and Vesna tells Nadia to look to see how many he puts on his own bed. Tim and Greg have a little play fight, making Nadia sit forward while they fight. Tim climbs into their bed, and they all lie there together. Tim wishes they had some chicken. Tim tells another made up story but Nadia has cottoned on and realises he is making it up. Vesna wonders if Nadia will eat porridge tomorrow.

Day 93 Uplate

11:54pm: Everyone is in the spa. Nadia wonders what is wrong with the guys as neither have any hair on their chest. Tim reminds Nadia that they have a sauna as well, but Nadia doesn’t want to spend too much time in there because of her hair or something. Tim asks them all if they want to go to the sauna. It seems not, as they stay where they are. Nadia starts saying, and it takes Tim 30 seconds to understand what she said, and then he relays it onto Greg and Ves. Nadia tells them how she felt when she came out of the UK house, saying she was screaming and shouting etc. Tim asks her about her family, but Nadia tries to learn about their families. Tim starts talking about his parents, his Dad a prosecutor and his Mum a pyschologist, and his sister wants to do speech pathology. Greg starts talking about his family, and his upbringing now. They start talking about Conola Oil for some reason, perhaps it’s made in Wagga. Vesna tells her you put it on when you sunbake, explaining it to Nadia. SHe says they’ll both put some on tomorrow. Nadia starts wondering who they liked in the house. She learns that Tim liked Kate, Vesna liked Dean but he was taken, and Greg had a relationship with Christie in the house. He says she was very free will. Greg says he’ll see what happens on the outside, he doesn’t know. Tim says that Christie liked Greg a bit more than the other way round. They start talking about Angela and then wonder if they are allowed to talk about it – and then we’re taken away anyway.

12:09am: Still talking about Angela, because they are talking about her speed dating business, and explaining how speed dating works. Nadia has never done it. They turn to Gianna, saying she was attractive, from SA. Tim says she didn’t really fit in, saying she was a sexual girl, but quite immature about it. He then think’s about it, and perhaps takes it back, but decides that it is fair. They talk about Michael, who they dub the ‘gentle giant’. They say that he was a very sexual person. Vesna says he is a great guy, saying he’s not dead. Move onto Michelle, who they say was very attractive. Greg says he didn’t get to know her that well. Vesna agrees, saying it was hard to get to know. Vesna says she pissed her off a bit. They start talking about Glenn, and Nadia wonders whether he had the big penis, but they quickly tell her that it was Dean. Nadia says “I’m obsessed with Dean now!” They say that Glenn was very relaxed, and Vesna says she took away from his eviction the knowledge that the public wants to see every single emotion from housemates. They move onto Hotdogs. Vesna says that he was her best friend.

12:25am: Greg is talking about how they didn’t know when it was finishing, and it was frustrating. Nadia says her version she knew when it would end. They talk about how you can smoke in BBUK and how they can buy smokes from the weekly budget. Vesna says it’s very limited here in Australia, especially concerning what they can say. Vesna doesn’t see why they couldn’t have made a smoke room here in this house. Nadia talks about how she survived, saying friends in the house gave her cigarettes all the time.

12:39am: Nadia says she doesn’t believe in regrets. She says she wouldn’t have done anything differently because she won. Tim says thats a smart way to look at it! Tim wonders what they will do for the next few days. They say a task will be given to them tomorrow. Vesna thinks that Nadia will only be in the house for 48 hours because she is a smoker. Vesna wants to ask Nadia a question but she is a bit shy about asking. She says she is going to build up to the question with a series of other questions. They just come out and ask her about her sexuality. She says they just need to know! They beat around the bush for a sec, and then Vesna asks whether she was a woman when she came out of the womb. Nadia says she wasn’t, and then she gets a bit worked up asking why Vesna had to know. Vesna says she likes honesty in the house. Unfortunately, comm break cuts us off.

12:50am: Back finally. Tim talking to Nadia. Tim says he has treated with Nadia as a person and had a wonderful night. He says that he wasn’t as interested to know as Vesna (Vesna has obviously left the spa). He says that he would have preferred Vesna to ask later or wait until Nadia raised it. Nadia says she shouldn’t have to talk about it. Nadia says she see’s no revelance to talk about, and would never raise the issue. Sorry, Vesna is there. Tim says that had she told them at anytime he would have been comfortable hearing it. Nadia says she is glad she had the guts to ask, but then again she doesn’t see the need to raise the issue. Tim says had he raised it, he would have done it privately. Vesna and Nadia laugh, saying that it’s in front of millions. Nadia says she feels insulted because in the UK no one mentioned it for 75 days, but a few hours into her stay here it’s already been raised. Vesna says there are tough things in life and you have to deal with them. Nadia thinks it’s the alcohol talking. Vesna says she admires her. Nadia says she doesn’t need admiration. Nadia cries a little bit. Nadia says that Vesna will never look at her the same way again, although Vesna doesn’t really agree. Comm break again.

1:05am: Greg and Tim have gone into the pool. Vesna and Nadia are talking in the spa, but you can’t make it out because Tim & Greg seem to be yelling in the pool. They were having a fight in the pool on the big rock chairs. Vesna says that Greg should go naked. Nadia asks her if she is attracted to him. Vesna says that Greg reminds her of her ex boyfriend. Vesna tells Greg to take off her boardies again, and Greg wants some money before he does. Greg asks Timmy if he would do it! Tim says he doesn’t have anything underneath so he can’t take them off. Vesna asks her about the boys in the UK. Vesna says she would have been evicted over there.

1:17am: Vesna thinks Greg looks ill and should retire. Greg asks her again if she will go in the sauna. She says she is very picky about her hair, hating it going curly. Vesna says she doesn’t have to go in there. They talk about the pool, and Vesna says she never dives in. Tim is yelling out for help and Ves says “Shut up Tim, your making me sick.” Vesna goes to the pool for the third time tonight to pee. She says smiling “I’m peeing”. Lovely. Tim now wants to go to the sauna. Vesna says thats how she raises issues. Nadia has gone outside. Vesna says she knows what Tim is saying, but thats just the way she handles things. They decide to end the conversation there, and talk about breakfast in the morning. Everyone is now back in the spa.

1:32am: Timmy and Vesna are cuddled up to each other in the spa. Vesna wonders if Nadia is tired and wants to go to bed. They say that they all got new sheets because she came. They say that Nadia should sleep by herself because Tim snores, Vesna farts and Greg does weird things! Vesna says that sometimes the double beds are actually singles stuck together, it’s an illusion. Amazing, the things you learn on Day 94! Tim again suggests a sauna! Vesna says she doesn’t want one now. Now Vesna decides they should go in the sauna, and she tells Nadia to come with her. Vesna says they have to talk with their microphones and also that Nadia should leave her shoes at the spa because Ves wants to steal them. Greg and Tim slowly get out and get a bit dry before too making their way to the sauna. Greg says he can’t believe Ves bought it up. Tim says she can’t resist. Tim says people want to be treated like a person. Greg gets a couple of beers out of the freezer as we cut to a break.

1:43am: Nadia says if she is talking rubbish to just not listen to her. They talk about how Nadia coming into the AU house came about. She says she got the call on the Friday to be asked to do it, and left on the Saturday and arrived today. Nadia says she cancelled a few things so she could do it. She goes onto say she was excited. She thinks Big Brother has a soothing voice, compared to a loud BB in the UK. Vesna says that Nadia makes them feel very lucky. Tim says that BBUK sounds like torture. Nadia says it was “Evil” BB. She says the compound was also smaller than previous years. They think about going to bed, everyone is very tired. Nadia says she wants to sunbake. Tim says that he’s tired because they did half a marathon. Vesna says she cooked all day as per usual. Greg joins them, after talking to BB. Vesna wonders if he asked if Greg was a dickhead. Greg says BB already knows he’s a dickhead. Vesna tells Nadia that she went into Greg’s bed topless waiting for something to happen and nothing did. Greg and Vesna start slapping each other, in a playful mood. Tim is half asleep yawning away. Vesna tells Nadia that she kissed Greg’s brother, and that it sent shivers down his spine. Greg says that Ves does nothing for him. Vesna and Tim leave, and Greg talks about hen they run out of toilet paper BB makes them do plays lately, and Greg explains that Tim is a writer. Greg says that when he leaves the house, he might go back and work on the family farm. He says he doesn’t know what to expect when he leaves.

Day 90 Uplate

12:55am: Mel is getting one of Tim’s pimples. Greg and Vesna are also standing around Tim, everyone watching on. Tim is now chained to Vesna, Mel is with Greg. Tim tells Vesna he can pop it himself, but Vesna continues regardless. Greg and Mel are ordered to the diary room by Big Brother. On the couch, Vesna wonders why there wasn’t anyone from season one on FNL this evening. Vesna sees that it’s a simple battery change as Mel and Greg come out of the diary room. As Greg and Mel go back to return the old batteries, Vesna goes back to playing with Tim’s face. Vesna says his face is terrible, and that he should wash it more. Tim makes scared noises as Vesna keeps playing with his pimples. Once the others are back out, Vesna says to Greg that perhaps she should colour her hair blonde and lose about 20 kilo’s, obviously talking about Jo Ashton earlier in the night. Mel starts playing with Greg’s back, but they are soon gathered around Tim again as Vesna keeps playing with him. Greg offers advice on how to get the pimple to pop straight out. Tim says he wants to go bowling. Greg says that their favourite BB is on too, but he’s not letting them have fun. Mel looks at Tim’s face, saying it’s revolting. Greg now has a look too, pointing out another pimple.

1:10am: Still pimple popping. Vesna wants Mel and Greg to get some tissues so she can do it properly. They leave. Vesna tells Tim to lie on some pillows. Tim is worried he’ll have marks on his face. Vesna says he won’t have any. Vesna tells him to have another beer. The others return, Mel saying “This is so exciting Tim.” Greg wants to use a bobby pin. He says it would fly out, Christie used to use them all the time. Anyway, back to Vesna going to work onto Timmy, as Greg and Mel watch on from very close range. She does something and all three of them say “oooh”. Mel says “Look at them all!”. After about 5 minutes, Greg says there is still about 80% of the face still to be worked on. Mel and Vesna are very excited about Tim’s skin. A few minutes after this they are yelling out jackpot!

1:33am: Mel and Greg are sitting on the couch not saying a word to each other. Vesna and Tim walk from the bedroom to the bathroom and say something, but I didn’t make it out. Just as we go to the break, Greg says “Kate would have loved that one.”

1:39am: Everyone is back on the couch, and the blackhead plucking is back in full force. Tim seems to be in a little pain as Vesna keeps going. They decide they need more tissues, but Tim suggests they all relax and have a drink. Mel says it’s like war on flith, but it’s a war on Tim’s nose. Mel sits back down and accidently knocks Tim as he is sipping his beer, and his tooth starts to bleed. Vesna thinks Mel should move onto Greg and do his nose now. She continues however. After a few more minutes they do decide to move onto Greg, and he says he isn’t going to like it. Tim stands exactly where Greg had been watching Timmy from, roles now reversed.

1:58am: Vesna and Tim are on the couch. Tim drips water onto Vesna. He apologises. Tim starts humming, and Vesna says she is going to have to go to the toilet lots tonight. Vesna asks Tim if he is dead as he lies down on the couch again. They start singing so we are taken back to the studio with Mike.

2:09am: Greg playing in the kitchen with Mel, looking in the fridge for something. They both get up from the fridge eating. They then move over to the table and clean that up a bit. They decide to leave one bottle of water on the table for some reason. Back to the kitchen with the Pringles. Mel says she was so happy with the meal tonight.

2:20am: All housemates now in the bathroom. Both boys are checking out what the girls have done to their faces. Most move onto brushing their teeth, flossing etc. Tim says he feels as if he is blowing up in the face. Mel says he’ll have much better skin too. Vesna finishes, and tries to march Tim off to bed as quickly as possible. Mel now brushes her hair. Vesna acts as a cat and brushes her face along Greg’s arm. Vesna and Tim begin to go back to the bedroom, but Tim gets his jacket from the couch. Vesna wonders why, saying “We’re not going anywhere!” In the bedroom, they begin to get changed.

2:34am: Greg and Mel are in bed. Tim is waiting for Vesna outside the toilet. Tim says he’s going to wake up tomorrow with scars. Mel says he looks better. Vesna says he should seek legal advice. They are sleeping in Tim’s bed, so they are all alongside each other. Vesna is in bed, and trying to get Tim in, but he’s trying to do something to the bed beforehe gets in. He says he needs to be comfortable and warm. Vesna just keeps laughing. Still laughing…

2:43am: Greg is saying that the Allstars shouldn’t have won anything – they should have been there to prevent the housemates from winning. Mel says it was hard for the housemates – the Allstars saw everything beforehand. Tim says the bike used for the first challenge needed to be warmed up. Not suprisingly, we are taken away from this conversation. Show finishes early for some reason, at 2:45am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 89 Uplate

I join up late at 12.01am. Tim and Greg are outside on the beanbags having a D&M. They are talking about Kate.. surprise surprise. Greg says he thought Kate was loved by the public. Tim says you have no idea of whats going on outside the house really. “Mistakes are made that we know about like Kate’s drunk night, mistakes are made we didn’t know”. Talk moves to nominations – they worry Tim a lot. He’s tried to tell himself its just a game and you just have to do it, but it doesn’t make it easier for him. Tim says people like Nelson haven’t been in the house for so long he might not be as reluctant to talk badly of him – which could cause bad audience reactions outside the house. They could be friends, according to Tim – they wouldn’t be bosom buddies but they could be friends.

12.10am – The girls are in the bedroom, in bed. Melanie is talking about a girl she knows. Melanie is full of praise for this particular girl, but says she needs to do something or plan something with her life. Sounds like a friend of Melanie – but Melanie says she wouldn’t introduce her to her parents. She’s the kind of girl you wouldn’t hang out with during the day – only at night time to go out and party. There is a drawn out silence. This anonymous girl is 10cm taller than Melanie, and funny. Melanie can’t wait to call her when she gets out of the house. Vesna comments the girl will be watching Mel, and Mel says the girl will be thinking “oh shit!”. When Melanie had a boyfriend this girl (sounds like her name is Kate) would still introduce guys to Mel despite the boyfriend. “She doesn’t put up with any crap… she tells it like it is”. At times she is even disrespectful. Melanie comments people who are on drugs are disrespectful. She thinks it might be raining, so the girls listen for a moment for rain. However Vesna wants to know where Greg and Tim are.

12.17am – Melanie was right – it is raining. Tim and Greg however are under a sheltered part of the backyard, still on the beanbags. They are talking about annoyances in the house. Tim explains he was extremely annoyed at Vesna’s dinner party task on Saturday night. It scared him. Particularly when the girls started getting angry and hostile. Greg says it was “shithouse”.

12.23am – Tim has noticed that he asks a lot of questions in the house – but no one asks them back. He is getting a lot of information about their background and their life but other people don’t ask back. Tim says football players are similar – they are always talking about themselves (eg. after a big game etc.), because it is so easy to do. Tim seems to be dominating this conversation because Greg isn’t say much, just the occasional grunt of agreement. Talk turns to one of Tim’s flatmates who he had a crush on, and as a result he wouldn’t tell her a lot of things about himself. Tim has a theory that lots of ‘blokey’ men don’t like to reveal much of themselves to their mates, things like problems with girlfiriends etc. Greg agrees and demonstrates what some blokes are like – flooding their sentences with “fucken” to hide what they are saying. Greg can’t wait to get out of the house and talk to people… “different people” than his usual group. Tim goes on to describe all the great things about his flatmate. He told her his feelings recently and she explained she didn’t feel the same – sounds like a case of de ja vu with Kate! Despite their lack of reciprocal feelings, they have a great friendship. She has many blokes over all the time but Tim says he doesn’t get jealous. If it became a problem then Tim would have moved out. His flatmate is mature, Tim describes, and he doesn’t feel ashamed explaining his feelings or expressing his sexuality.

12.37am – The D&M between the boys continues. Well actually its more like Tim writing a verbal novel while Greg lays silently and nods along. Tim says he loves the way language works – for example the word “encouragement” has the base word “courage” so you are giving courage to some one. Tim gets excited about language. There is an unsurprising silence. Tim explains there are guys who peel away with their girlfriends or wives really need their mates to come around on Saturday night and talk to them. Greg responds with “yeah, its interesting isn’t it?”. Tim wonders where the girls are, asleep properly. Greg can hear traffic, and Tim explains the big highway that runs alongside Dreamworld. They begin talking about the launch show. In Tim’s car they were playing music loudly so Tim couldn’t hear what was going on outside the car. Apparently he had notes in the car of what he would say!? Greg says he only had 25 minutes to get to Dreamworld. Tim thought it was funny he was working in Sydney one day.. then the next he is in lockdown. Tim decides he wants to go for a piss so the two of them get up and walk into the house (they are chained now, by the way).

12.43am – In the bedroom the girls ask where the boys were. Vesna complains they were gone for too long and bombards them with a whole lot of questions like “what were you talking about, why did you leave?”.

12.54am – The boys are talking about how they have rashes on their arms from the chains. They go into the bedroom. Looks like Tim needs to go to the toilet again – however Mike cuts to footage from the daily show.

1.03am – The boys are lying on the floor in the living room. They were doing exercises just now. Tim is talking about how he’s going to go see his family doctor when leaving the house. He thinks he might be a hypocondriac. There is a long silence, the boys are still lying on the floor. Eventually Greg yawns!!! Tim begins to talk but Greg has farted and it smells very bad. The two of them start trying to wave the smell away from their faces. Greg says sorry and asks if Tim’s mum is like his sister. Tim says she’s a very serious woman, and when she stops stressing she’s very fun. She’s a list person, some one who gets up in the morning and doesn’t stop. His Dad on the other hand is the type of person who takes his time, likes to browse at the shops etc. Greg’s Dad always says things are “neat”. His nickname is “Silver”. Greg and his friends would always steal beer from his Dad when they were young. Tim’s Dad has a beard and Tim speculates his Dad might have a few extra chins, but the beard does suit him. His beard and his hair is white, much to his delight. Apparently it helps his proffession (he’s a lawyer) because white hair gives the impression of seniority. He’s been prosecuting dodgy car dealers and supermarkets for not displaying the correct weights of things. Tim is worried that people who aren’t fans of him might go to his parent’s house, because they are listed in the phone book.

1.19am – Boys are still on the floor, and amazingly Greg is talking! Actually no now Tim is talking again – this time about family meals. Tim’s Dad likes to suck on chicken bones and eat a whole apple. Greg laughs and says its “fucking hilarious”. The boys roll over onto their hands and knees and it looks like they are doing stretches. Tim says he’s not used to the plasma screen in the living room being blank. Greg gets into the “on your marks” racing position, and comments he hasn’t done that in a lone time. The boys get down onto their stomaches and pull back their arms and shoulders – a stretch? Greg says every time you do shoulder weights your shoulders should be right back. He did pilates once – and suggests Tim should do it with him once they are out of the house.

1.33am – Greg starts picking his nose while lying on the floor with Tim… with accompanying commentary from Mike Goldman. Tim reckons they are going to put on weight he ate so much chocolate today. Although he doesn’t mind putting on a little. Tim says he doesn’t have any weight right now to lose. Greg mentions something about his mates when he leaves the house but it doesn’t really make sense. Tim wants to call his friends when he leaves and find out what they were doing and how they acted while he wasn’t around.

At 1.38am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Day 88 Uplate

12:31am: Vesna is screaming at Greg not to read the label of the jar in the kitchen. Ves says she hates Greg, saying he put it out of her reach just to shit her. Mel says that Timmy has fallen asleep. The girls say their wrists are killing them. Ves threatens to cut the cord as such and fail the task. Greg dares her, and she wimps out. Mel on the couch wants to go to bed, but Tim needs to rest for 5 minutes before going to bed lol. Mel says he’s so boring. Vesna says she hates Greg again, and Greg says that he loves her. Greg keeps telling her to take the chain off. Vesna says she took the chain off last night in bed. Mel is yelling at Tim right beside her. He says he needs 60 seconds, so Mel starts counting, but yells. Tim finally gets up and they clean the table. Mel says they are in a war, and they have to clean the tail. He says he’s exhausted. Mel thinks Tim eats too slow so he doesn’t eat enough. Greg needs to go outside to clean something. Vesna doesn’t want to go, but she follows. Tim complains that Mel is cleaning the table simply by brushing stuff onto the floor! Greg starts cleaning outside, moving Bean Bags around, while Vesna just walks beside her. They are soon done. Greg now wants to go to the toilet. Vesna agrees. Mel says that she needs to wash her face and her teeth. Vesna goes to the toilet first. They both finish with their toilet, and Greg wants to find the tweezers. He see’s Mel’s biscuits she sucks on, but doesn’t eat. They think it’s disgusting. They look in a drawer for the tweezers and find a pack of biscuits. Greg says he doesn’t want any, but tells “Tough Girl” Vesna to eat them. He says she won’t do anything wrong. Vesna breaks the chain link to prove her point. They link back up and go over the other side of the room to find the tweezers. Vesna says she hates him again, and Greg says “We figured that out 10 minutes ago, but you keep coming back”.

12:50am: Greg and Vesna have joined Tim and Mel in the bathroom. Tim looks like he has almost fallen asleep in there. They all head to the bedroom together. Greg grabs some glad wrap for the morning (boys are going to dress up in it I think). Tim decides he needs to clean up the dishes now, so he starts cleaning. Cut to Vesna, back in the toilet. Greg is outside singing and yelling. Vesna tells him to be quiet because she can’t go while he makes that noise. Greg gives her encouragement, “So that turd who’s boss.” Timmy comes into the bedroom with Mel, and he says “Look, flith.” Greg says that tomorrow Foil has to go round his underwear as soon as he gets up. Tim agrees. Greg says he’ll do it before farmhand.

1:04am: Greg and Vesna akwardly get onto their bed. Vesna wonders if Tim is doing the number two’s on the toilet. Mel wants him to hurry up. He takes his time on the toilet, much to Mel’s annoyance. When he comes out, Vesna tells him about time. Tim yells “Whats it to you fathead”. Vesna says he said she was fat, but Tim argues that he didn’t. Mel wonders if Tim is undressed, and Tim says ” Does it look like i’m bloody undressed?” Tim says everyone thinks he’s weird and Greg is sitting there cutting foil up. Greg says he’s trying to make a pair of undies.

1:16am: Greg and Tim talking about the female BB. Greg reckons she would feel left out at the Christmas party with the other BB’s. Vesna does a good interpratation of the female BB according to Greg. They say they hardly hear her. Greg says it’s going to be a big day tomorrow. Mel wonders if Tim is going to get under the covers. He says he ‘bloody will’. They discuss farmhand for the morning. Greg says that he thinks tomorrow night the task will be finished. He says they can’t go for any longer. Vesna says she hopes she hears the woman again. Greg says “So do I!”. Vesna says he should go and wank himself. Greg reveals he had a dream that a female BB called him to the diary room and did sexual things to him. Vesna says maybe the female BB and Big Big Brother are an item, and when making love they say “Call me to the room Big Brother” and silly sayings like “This is BB. Undress yourself now”. Mel wonders what it was like the first time they heard the female. Vesna says it was arousing.

1:45am: Vesna and Greg are talking about food, again. Chedder cheese to be exact. Greg says he’s only recently started eating cheeses. This cheese conversation has full on been going on for a good 5 minutes.

Day 87 Uplate

11:58pm: Housemates still talking in bed. Mel says she likes doing something a particular way, she likes her scruture. Greg tells Ves not to roll over because he can’t sleep like that (they are chained together). Greg says he used to cuddle with Christie, saying he did it all the time with her. He says it’s difficult to get to sleep with the chain. Bit of silence now, although I think Tim and Mel are talking. Vesna starts laughing as Greg gets annoyed by her constant moving around in the bed. Greg lets one rip and Vesna says it’s terrible. Greg admits it’s a bad one. I think Mel can get a wiff of it from across the room. Greg says its the pizza. Ves says that Greg has most of the bed and it’s irritating her because she has to keep moving closer to him. Vesna makes mention again that Greg never lets her touch her. Greg points out that they have this discussion everynight, and to let it rest. Silence.

12:16am: Vesna needs to go to the toilet, so up gets Greg too, and he uses a longer chain to keep him waiting outside while Vesna uses the toilet. Greg decides to go while he is up as well. Vesna says the task is ridiculous. She says it makes her feel like a prisoner. They settle back down into bed and silence takes over the room once more.

12:30am: Ves and Greg start talking about some food. Vesna explains it in detail. They try to get back to sleep.

Day 86 Uplate

12:07am: We join with Greg and Vesna in the bathroom. Vesna is saying how some guys might like larger ladies like herself. They are brushing their teeth, and Greg is doing it quite fast and Vesna tells him to stop doing it so fast as he’ll damage his teeth. He stops doing it fast and takes care. They continue brushing in silence.

12:16am: Vesna says she has told all of Australia now that she is getting up tomorrow, so she can’t back out now? Tim groans a couple of times, and Vesna tells him that these aren’t his last days and he’s not dying of a terminal illness. Tim want silence, but Vesna seems to be in a very cheery mood. Vesna says she is on such a high, she says she is looking forward to vomiting on Sunday. She says she would be scared to go, and scared of people yelling at her ‘slut’ going down the ramp. Greg says goodnight to everyone. Vesna says she isn’t ready to sleep, but Tim then says goodnight to everyone as well. Vesna wonders if they really think Vesna is crazy. Vesna is still very wound up while everyone else seems ready for bed. Mel says she wants to be Shopper Chef next week, even if it’s only for one day. Greg says if he wins and FNL is not rigged again, he’ll let her be shopper chef. Vesna say she hates the pigs, and waking up in the morning. Tim says the pigs got too big. Vesna wonders if a spider could come and bite them during the night. Tim tells a story of a big spider that can suck the blood from you while you are awake. They reckon that Tim is lying. Tim says BB would save her by saying “This…..(pause) is BB, Vesna is dying. Greg stop talking to Mel and help her. They all have a laugh. Tim says there is a spider named Blue Tail. Vesna really thinks he is lying. Vesna wants to know about more spiders, but we’re off to a break.

12:44am: Lights are out in the bedroom, but still talking. Vesna says she misses Dean because he always said “Bloody…” She also misses Glenn saying something as well, but Ves tells Greg that he does it better now. She talks about Hotdogs and pimples. They talk about the boil on Hotdogs bottom. Greg says the puss was huge. Vesna says that every guy in here had a go at her. Greg says that Ves had a go back though. Vesna says she wanted to smack Greg when he persuaded the group to leave the dinner table. Greg can’t believe it. Greg says he apologised though. Vesna wonders if anyone will leave the table this Thursday. Vesna says they are having pizza for lunch tomorrow. Greg is going to help. They are having tuna on the pizza. Ves says it’s very nice.

1:23am: Vesna has taken her top off, and jumped onto Greg’s bed. Tim is still asleep. They wake him up, he stirs for a sec, and rolls over as if nothing has happened. Greg and Vesna are laughing their heads off but really really quiet about it. They try to wake him up numerous times, although it doesn’t really work. They try to work out a practicle joke to play on him so he’ll wake up and see it in the morning, but we are taken to a comm break.

1:38am: Vesna wants Greg’s singlet, so he gives her it to wear, and then he gets up and finds himself another one. He then goes to the toilet.

Day 83 Uplate

12:02am: Straight into the show tonight, no intro, no nothing. BB announces to the housemates that the launch of their movie, “Desperate Housemates” is about to start. They are all excited as the gather on the couch. Now cue the credits! Mike holds up BB for a good 5 minutes talking rubbish, making money etc, before we’re taken back to the house finally. The movie starts, and there is a lot of laughing and giggling. All the lights remain on though. It runs for a good 6-7 minutes or so, and they just keep laughing and giggling at the movie they’ve made. It ends and they have credits and bloopers and photo’s, it’s well put together all in all. Straight after, we’re taken back to Mike pretty quickly.

12:18am: The housemates are talking about the movie. Tim wonders if anyone would understand it in the outside world. Greg thinks that the second scene would be hard to follow with the diary. Greg goes to the toilet. Tim is waiting to get into the diary room, while everyone is repeating lines from the movie. Greg returns to the living room. Mel says it was very funny, and Greg agrees. They want to watch it again. Greg says that BB obviously doesn’t want them to go into the diary room. They talk about people who go from one club to another to ‘recover’ when going out. Vesna doesn’t understand it, saying “I suppose it’s for the music.” They all think the photo’s at the end were great. Kate wonders why they can’t simply hit play again. They wonder if they are allowed to leave the couch. Tim says he needs to go in there anyway. The diary room opens, and Timmy runs in. The girls say they want chocolate as well! They say they worked for 3 days for only 5 minutes or so. They want to watch it again so they can see the bits they missed. Greg tells the girls about the reward room. He says he can only see 2 movies in there. They tak about one movie they keep watching over and over, Greg says he’s seen it 5 times now! He tells the girls the menu for the weekend. Greg says it’s annoying because you like to sit down and relax and watch a movie. They talk about Tim being in the diary room for a long time. Greg says he has had a bath, but he is still dirty. Mel wonders what Kate and herself can do tomorrow. Kate says the pool and sunbaking. Mel says she is pretty tired, but pumped as well. Mel says they can play Badminton tomorrow, swim, sauna and eat. Kate says that she hopes Tim comes out with some chocolate. Greg and Kate think they dubbed over voices ruined it. Mel thinks it was funny.

12:36am: Tim has returned to the couch, they are all still sitting there. Tim has a blackhead, and everyone clims round while Mel gets it. Vesna tells her to go deep, deep! Kate says Timmy is disgusting. They find another one on Tim. Now Mel is checking Kate’s face for them. They talk about heaps of washing that everyone needs to do. Mel says she might fold her stuff tomorrow in preparation for Sunday. Tim says he needs to clean and do weights tomorrow. They hear a noise in the wall and talk about how funny it would be if someone fell through the wall. They wonder if they are male or female camera people. Ves yells out it’s starting again, but it doesn’t. All is quiet in anticipation on the couch. BB comes on to talk to the housemates. He tells them that due to popular demand, there will be a repeat screening. Before that however, the results for this week’s task are announced. BB tells them that the movie will be a box office hit, and BB agrees, HOWEVER it wasn’t enough to just make the movie, you had to include specific dialogue, and BB continues to tell the rules, and then tells them they succeeded in this aspect of the task, and therefore they have passed this week’s task.

1:02am: We’re allowed into the diary room – a rare treat for Uplate. Kate is saying that she wished they could hear Greg’s voice as the bum. BB says thats why he is the executive producur. Tim says he is keen to get into producing a series – seeing the pilot has worked so well. Greg says they can talk to Harry Miller about how much they will get paid. Vesna asks BB if they met his expectations. BB tells Vesna that they passed the task. He says there will be no chocolate, but BB was very impressed. BB asks if they think there will be acting oppourtunities outside the house. Mel says she thinks so, especially down in St Kilda. BB asks them what their best moment was, and Kate says watching it. BB asks Vesna if it met her expectations. Vesna says it did, saying she is suprised how crazy she really was. She says she did a lot of craziness. BB asks them if there is anything else. Vesna again asks for chocolate, and BB tells them they can buy it on Monday. Vesna asks him to not make it expensive. Greg wants something exciting to happen tomorrow night. Greg wants something to happen. Tim suggests a flying fox, but Ves says the liability would be huge for this. They want a guest, even a cameraman, but say they would be very happy if Gretel came in. Vesna again asks for chocolate. Mel tells BB that they are going to call each other by their stage names. Vesna keeps asking and comes right up to the camera. BB gets a bit mad, telling them that BB’s decision is final and that it is. They exit the diary room.

1:18am: Into the kitchen, Kate is there as Mel watches on. Kate says one of the guys will be devastated because she has just put Milk everywhere. Ves and Mel wonders who the first shopper chef was. Kate can’t remember, but then says she thinks it was Michael. They say housekeeper would’ve been a hard job back then. The girls start singing, so we duck into the reward room where the boys are sitting on their chairs and watching a movie. Greg says the Pods are great. Greg has just refilled both of their glasses, looks like champagne, and they settle back down to their movie. Back out to the kitchen, talking about BB. Vesna says sometimes it’s all about the ratings. Vesna says she really wasn’t asking for chocolate when she wanted to know if they passed his personal expectations. Ves says that he doesn’t know her that well yet.

1:29am: The girls in the kitchen area still. Vesna says she is going to the toilet. Kate says she doesn’t see how it’s going to affect her life, Mel agrees. She says she’ll just go back to her house, live like normal. Mel says she has been in there for 4 and a half weeks. Kate says 3 months (not quite Kate). Cut to the reward room, still watching the movie, and Timmy asks Greg if he’s watching the way they are producing the movie. They talk about how when there are different angles they now know that the scene has been reshoot. Back out to the girls. Mel says she was a bit sad Wednesday night after the ‘family dinner’, but she’s moving on now and is going to be the best person she can be even if it’s only for 2 more days. Kate tells her that it doesn’t matter what others think of her. Kate says it’s been a great three months, you don’t have to think about anything. She says it’ll never ever happen again. They talk about Carmel, and Kate says she thinks Carmel is so nice. She says it’s nothing against her housemates, it’s simply someone else to talk to. Mel wants chocolate. The girls start making really weird sounds. Kate says it would be funny to meet Vin Diesel (her idol) one day and not find him attractive. She is suprised when Mel says that he is probably 35.

1:48am: Kate says someone will be on All Saints, and they will see it when they get out. Kate wants to go to the diary room and hits the button. BB lets her in nice and quickly. She’s back out even quicker though. Mel is trying to cut her hair. Kate says she is excited about going, but she doesn’t want to go.

2:07am: Girls have moved into the bedroom. Mel says to Ves that she makes her think way to much. They are talking about Big Brother, and how the public wouldn’t know that everyone has to get up early in the morning, and they wouldn’t show everyone in the shower together, or cleaning the windows. Kate doesn’t know if this would be the case. Kate says that they are all going to be household names. Mel is excited, saying some people might name their kid after her. Vesna says they don’t really know Kate though, meaning her real name. Kate says she didn’t have a choice. Mel says she wish she was driving right now. They have a conversation about what side of the road they drive on. Kate wants to know why Tim is upset. Mel says that he thought they had a really strong relationship, but by talking to BB the other night perhaps, Tim has realised it’s not as strong as he thought. Mel says he knows that he likes her and can’t do anything about it, and he’s over it. Vesna says that he drops everything when Kate is around, saying the prime example is that he left the bin in the bedroom to follow her. Vesna says that Tim is in love with her. Kate says he isn’t, but Mel says he is keeping a lot in. Kate says no one asked him about the two of them on Wednesday. Mel says she didn’t because she knew Kate would be uncomfortable. The boys come out of the diary room, saying that BB kept them there talking to themselves for ages. Greg asked BB if he was still there at one stage and BB replied with “For 3 months.” Greg thanks him for giving him the date. They start talking about their stage names. Vesna wants to know what their food budget will be. The guys say goodnight, Tim kissing Kate before leaving the room.

Day 82 Uplate

11:35pm: Housemates are all in bed, lights are out. Greg is pissed with Tim for hogging the doona. Kate wants to learn a language and go to the country and speak it and then help disadvantaged kids. Tim says thats good, saying he could go out to help Aboriginals. Kate agrees, but doesn’t know how to approach them without being offended. Greg wonders who is asleep, it would seem Mel migt be and perhaps Vesna. Tim tells a story about old Aboriginal groups, lots of small groups going from group to group and lighting fires to let people know you were coming etc. He says it was fasinating to know the way they meet and such. Vesna calls out something, and Tim tells her that he is telling a story. Tim says he remembers studying people just going around and shooting people. Kate says someone in Tasmania still has a license to kill Aboriginal people. Tim says it’s unbelievable, not quite believing the story. Tim says they only recently we’re counted in the census. Kate says another law Tasmania had was that you could only prove rape if their was a third party present. Kate changes the subject to Ned Kelly. They talk about his last stand, and the brother etc. Tim retells the story. Tim tells that Ned got bravery awards as a child. He says he used to live by himself and taught himself how to shoot etc when Ned’s mother was sent to jail. He continues to tell the story of the final stand. He says no one could stand the weight of the helmet but him, so he put on the now famous helmet. He got shot in the forearm. Tim adds that when Ned was sentenced to a hanging, and when he was hung, he said to the judge “I’ll see you where I’m going”, and not two weeks later the judge was dead. Ned’s final words were “Such is life.” Tim says Ned had written to the papers to try to explain his actions numerous times.

11:48pm: Still talking, some murderer they are talking about, not quite sure who yet. Tim talks about a beautiful jail in Parramatta. Kate tells Tim that when he comes to Freo they will go on the jail tour. Mel pipes up and they talk about going around Port Arthur. Mel went on the night tour, Kate hasn’t. They both went after the massacre. They both talk about the images at the entrance of all the ghosts. They start talking about Bryant, but decide not to. Kate changes her mind and says no one did anything about his behaviour when they knew about. Mel says the neighbours should have done something, especially because Bryant had shown the neighbour’s daughter pornography. Mel says she wrote a huge essay on the case. Kate says he is believed to have drowned his father as well. Tim says you need to put money into public education to pick this thing up. He says they need someone at every school to spend time with students. Mel says she thinks teachers need to become more professional. Tim says they need more money, but to do that they need to pay more taxes. Kate says it could be taken from elsewhere, for example government advertising campaigns. Kate says she wants to be the first female Prime Minister. Tim says he could be her Press Secretary. She agrees to him doing that. Kate is getting confused with USA politics, and Tim starts explaining that the Prime Minister has a cabinet of ministers. Mel thinks Politican’s should be paid less. Tim says that if you want the best people in the job, you have to pay them. The girls don’t think we have the best. Tim brings in the example of corporate salaries, saying they get paid way too much. Tim admits he only gets $40,000 a year. Kate says she is suprised that Tim only earns $40K, saying she thought he would be on $70K.

We don’t return to the house at all for the rest of the program due to the housemates heading off to sleep.

Day 81 Uplate

12:27am: In the kitchen, Vesna, Greg and Kate are chatting away as we join uplate. Greg wonders if BB gave the questions tonight to get some conversation happening. Kate wonders if they answered them well. Greg says they might have danced around a few of them. Vesna spurts out, “Did you use to wank with Glenn?” Greg doesn’t answer! Vesna is checking out Kate’s eyes, and she thinks her natural eyes are better (contacts in I think). Kate thinks that she’ll get the tough questions on the eviction stage. She says she’ll want to see the footage first. Greg wonders what day it is tomorrow, and after Kate tells her Thursday, Greg says they might get a sleep in. They talk about how they go through spurts of talking to BB. Tim exits the diary room and says he has to clean the diary room because he complained that it was dirty. He asked if he could get some Tim Tams if he did it, but BB told him to do it without incentives. Greg asks which one it is, and they are suprised to know that “Big Daddy” Kris Noble is still on duty. Tim says he must be on speed. Tim goes about cleaning the air lock. Vesna says she is going to go to bed. Greg and Kate are talking in the diary room, but Greg lets a nice smell out into the air. Kate says that it feels weird, as if they are not on the show anymore, because they are ‘hanging out’ in the diary room. Greg wonders why they won’t give them the Tim Tams for cleaning the room. Tim talks about working on the Chaser program, saying he would get there on a Saturday morning and not leave till Sunday afternoon. Tim has stopped cleaning, and Greg says for him to keep working as he talks! Tim says he didn’t get paid that well for Chaser, but he had a great time working for it. They talk about how flithy it is in the room. They are using the old fashion vacumn cleaner, which is obviously not electric. They are amazed at how much it picks up. Tim says he won’t make comments like “This girl is hot” or something like that, he says he would rather use beautiful and gorgeous etc. They talk about how they get paid $500 a week for being here, and have broken it down to hours. Tim says they don’t wake them up in the middle of the night that often. BB doesn’t like this conversation, so we are dragged away. Back after a few minutes, with them still in the diary room. They are all laughing at a fart I think. A view I’ve never seen of the diary room, where you can see the camera that is visible to the housemates. Greg is complaining about Tim’s farts, especially one outside a couple of days ago or something. Greg wants to start talking to BB, but he thinks he’ll say “Stop wasting my time” to him so he doesn’t. Tim says he is remembering his dreams in snippets. Greg wants Tim to say in his eviction message that he did in fact fart on Greg. Tim says he is doing a great job there. Kate and Greg talk about the boxes they use for the batteries. Kate says seeing she is part of a team, she wants to see the other half of the team, being the production crew. They talk about the accents they used for their movie today. Greg doesn’t think Tim did a good bum one. Tim keeps working, and they talk about how it’s flithy where BB staff enter the room to change batteries over.

12:58am: Greg and Kate are winding Tim up by telling him he is slow. He says he is just being thorough. They start talking about their microphone batteries, they are numbered RX1 through ot RX18 or whatever. They want to know who was RX1, Greg thinking it was Dean. Tim is 7, Greg is 6 and Kate is 13. Now Tim has started talking about cars, and I’m really confused! BB interrupts and asks if he’s nearly finished! He says he is, and moves some things back into place, then sits on the chair with Greg. Kate says it would be funny if they get Tim Tams now Vesna has gone to bed! It looks like they are talking to BB, so Mike cuts in now and does the brainteaser and emails.

1:18am: Finally get back to the house. Thye are talking about a question that BB has asked them lately, “What qualities would you take from your fellow housemates?” (I dunno, might have got it wrong.) Tim interrupts them by saying the girls in bed wanted the door shut as he comes back out. Comm break.

1:25am: Talking about evictions. They think they’ll be a Friday one, a Sunday one and a Monday. They talk about perhaps a Wednesday one. Kate calls Tim stubborn. Greg finds a microphone in the bathroom, and says “They are everywhere.” Kate says it’s not bad being stubborn, Kate saying she is stubborn as a bull. Tim says he is going to really clean this bathroom tomorrow. He says “I’m going to nail it”. Boys head into the bedroom and are quiet, lights are still on though. Mel wakes up and tries to use the toilet, but Kate warns her that Greg is still in there. Kate looks at herself in the mirror for a bit, then goes across the bedroom to help Tim pluck his eyebrows.

1:40am: Tim and Kate hold hands for a few seconds, and then Greg starts calling out the number of fingers she is holding up. She can’t figure out how they can see it, then figures it must be the reflection in the TV. Still lights are on, everyone in bed. Greg says he was trying to pluck his eyebrows in the mirror, and every mirror he went to had a camera right in front of him. Greg lets out a terrible one. Greg says he wishes Cabbage was there so he could do one on her. Kate says “my lips have been dry for the past few days.” Timmy, quick as a flash says “I won’t kiss you Kate, no matter how many times you ask.” They all settle down and say goodnight and the lights go out. Tim and Greg have a play fight now. Vesna calls out that Greg stinks. On the TV there is a ‘no signal’ sign, and it’s annoying Greg. Something falls off Tim’s bed, and he calls it a crisis, so the light goes on (bedside lamp) and they find it’s only a pillow. Greg starts trying to pick where the no signal sign is going to go next.

2:33am: Mel gets up to shut Tim up with his snoring. It works somewhat by simply picking up a pillow from their bed and chucking it nowhere near Tim. Back to bed, and silence again fills the room.

Day 79 Uplate

12:03am: Housemates are in bed but talking. They are talking about an ex housemate, a girl. Kate says she was GI Joe, she could to do 100 push ups. They say she was fit, and 10D breasts (must be Gianna). Kate says the problem was that she knew she was good looking and she paraded it. Kate says Glenn used to pick her up and pretend to do her, but because she was so short, her legs wouldn’t reach the ground. Kate says she was very attractive. Vesna wonders why the guys didn’t latch on if that was the case. Kate says she was too keen. Tim recounts Dave sleeping with her innocently one night and Gianna just latching on from there. Kate says she was smart, but she didn’t finish her degree? She says she worked at a gas company, and she loved animals. Kate says Gianna’s owned a farm animal shelter. Kate laughs as Glenn used to always tell them stories about trying to kill animals! After Mike finishes up, they have moved onto Angela. Kate says she loved gossip and magazines and such. They explain that Angela would organise speed dating nights and make money from that. Vesna wonders why she doesn’t have a relationship. Kate says she was too busy trying to hook up others. Someone says she was probably scared. Kate agrees.

12:24am: Talk has moved onto Geneva or Rachael. They are saying that Geneva was jealous when Rachael entered because she was into girls a bit too, and she thought she was being replaced. Greg says he never heard Geneva talk about her chicks that she had relationships with. Kate says she told Geneva that if she hooked up with a chick in the house it would be really uncomfortable. Greg wonders why Kate would be. Kate says she would be jealous because she saw Geneva as hers, but not ‘in that way.’ Kate tells a story about how she went away for a year, came back, and her best friend had another ‘best friend’ now and Kate instantly hated her. Vesna wonders where Greg was when she came in. Vesna didn’t think anyone got up to say hello. They say Dean just stood there. Tim says Geneva was very mature for her age. Greg agrees. Kate thinks it was because of her upbringing, she lost her mum young and was basically a mum to her sister.

12:36am: Vesna is talking about making punch or something and where they put it. Nothing to do with the BB house. Kate thinks it’s a good idea though! She is talking about a party, it was great in Vesna’s opinion. Vesna says the party was open house, but it was Camberwell, which she describes as a very nice area (it is :) ). Mel likes the Hawthorn area more. Lots of beeps coming from this convo, deleting the suburbs. Vesna tells a story about meeting this guy. Her old boyfriend and Vesna were walking down Chapel Street and a guy walked up to them. The guy wanted to take a photo of Ves with his mobile, and she said fine. They guy asked Ves’s guy, and Ves quickly told him that he wasn’t her boyfriend. He takes the photo and then looks her up and down and he says “I love your bum, can I take a photo of it?” Alright he takes a photo of the bum. He then asks her to say a few words, and she does it. They guy then invites them back to his place. Ves says nah, and then he asks “Do you want to make a movie?” Ves says she didn’t do that stuff, and they basically ran away! Anyway, back to her open house party. Two guys walk in, one she knows….and damn Mike cuts in.

1:03am: Greg is in the toilet. Vesna asks what he is doing, saying “tenderising your meat?” Actually it was Vesna in the toilet. Ves thinks Greg is going to scare her, but I can’t see him anywhere. He finally scares her when he jumps up next to her bed. A bit of a laugh and Greg starts telling a story to Ves about being scared. His mates used to play a game where Greg would go into another room and count to 100 and then come back and the mates try to scare him. He says he was creeping along for 35 minutes trying to find them before realising they were just chilling outside. He says he’s going to give Tim a blowjob and then go to sleep. Vesna says her old boyfriend was on P Plates till March, and she was so embarassed she would take them down. Ves says she went to his 21st party.

1:14am: Mel & Ves talk about some Melbourne streets which Timmy would love, including Brunswick, Smith and Fitzroy streets. Greg reckons Timmy would get into a fight and get bashed up. Vesna says the air con is on in this room. Kate says that when she’s in a relationship in 6 weeks, can they tell her she doesn’t want to be in one. Greg says he is very picky. Ves says she knows what Greg wants. She says she has to be outgoing, attractive, switch on, similar interests. Greg says he doesn’t know what he wants. Greg says he is driven to older people because they have the career side which he wants, but then turns around and says “I’m all about fun.” Greg says he’s been turned off by girls when he introduces her to his mates and she doesn’t pay attention/looks down on them. Mel reckons you can tell a lot about people when girls are a bars. Kate tells Greg he is arrogant. He says that his flatmate has also told him this, but it’s not a huge arrogance, just a tip. The girls agree.

1:31am: Kate wonders if you could do a commerce law course. Mel thinks thats good, but it’s better to just do Law. I think Kate just said that she wants to get a CA or a CPA. Ves says she is just a hairdresser! Kate would love one of her sisters to be a hairdresser. Vesna says she wants to be called a hair stylist, but then says she runs the business. They talk about Gomez, the muppet and how McDonalds gave out them in happy meals at one stage.

1:38am: Greg scares Mel as she comes out of the toilet, but she must’ve had an idea, because it wasn’t good. Housemates settle down to sleep and thats the show.