Day 66 Uplate

At Midnight when we join the show, housemates are asleep. At 1:24am, Mike decides to roll the tape and give us some earlier footage. We see Ryan playing basketball by himself for a couple of minutes, before Trevor starts moving the outdoor table for some reason. Ryan stops the Basketball, and helps. After the table and chairs are in the new position, the barbecue goes for a bit of a walk too. After that, it’s time to move some pot plants. Bree comes out and wonders what they are doing. Trev says ‘something to do.’ Bree accepts this, but says it’s boring and she goes back to the living room with Ash. Mike cuts in with a comm break at this stage.

When we return to the action, Ryan and Trev have turned the kitchen table around the other way, and so it’s up against the window, and there is heaps of space from the kitchen bench to the table now. Bree and Ashalea are at the table, and so is Trev. Ryan is the waiter, pretending they are at a restaraunt. Bree is trying to order some spaghetti, but she wants it as Penne. Ryan has to go and check if they can do it. The imaginery guy behind the bench gets a “fuck you too” from Ryan. Bree asks for a lot of stuff which is difficult, and Ryan keeps going back to the bench and saying ‘fuck you too’ to the imaginary guy. Might not sound funny, but it is! Trev, down the other side of the table, then asks ‘are these cups bottomless.’ Ryan says sure are, but then says for 50 cents more, he can get the large instead of medium. Absolute classic! Trev and Ryan say the furniture will give them something to do in the morning , moving it back. Also they want to see the reaction of the other housemates. Comm break.

Krystal has been on the show tonight. She has revealed she’ll be selling the car, and putting it with the first home buyer’s grant she’ll get the deposit for a nice home. She plans to go back to Tafe to get her way into the police force in the future.

Where’s Warren,

Day 60 Uplate

We cross to the house straight away tonight and first thing we hear is Wes saying “….is fucking gay”. Interesting! Most laugh, Ryan says “thats a bit harsh Wes!” Bree says “Wes!” Wes can’t believe he said it either. They all have a laugh about it. Paul says he has heaps of surfing friends who are gay. Ryan asks how many, and Paul says 10. Ryan says he has a few, so does Bree. Ryan says “I’m not gay, but I’ve kissed a guy that was.” All are in bed waiting for the lights to turn off. Paul wonders how long the batteries last for. Not one minute later, Ash enquires about the same thing lol. Reggie is in the studio tonight with Mike, and he says that Ash has had a few arguments with people today. Bree and Ash said that they think that Monica has changed a bit since last night. When we return to the house, they are all saying goodnight to each other. 3 minutes later, Ash says “Who farted!?” Everyone says not me, but Wes doesn’t, so Bree says “oh Wes..”. Wes says “I think that Metamucil is cutting in”. Silence for a few minutes, before Mike comes back. Uplate update. Mike does a magic trick, then an Uplate update. Seeing all housemates are asleep, that’ll do it for tonight.

Where’s Warren?

Day 58 Uplate

Mike welcomes us to the show tonight. He introduces Kelly and Axel straight away into the show, from Australian Idol. He says “at least someone’s awake”, so it looks like a boring show. Finally into the house we go, they are awake. Looking as if it’s time to bed though. Ryan can’t believe that girls wear their hair up to bed. He thinks it would be uncomfortable. Ash asks if Ryan’s mum will buy him some new underpants when he gets out. Ryan says for sure. He says “$7.95 at Target, a 10 pack! Also throw in some singlets as well.” They just start saying some saying over and over again in a weird, deep voice. Well Trev and Ryan basically. Ash says Kane was great at it. Mike cuts in soon after and talks to the guests about their lives.

We get back to the room, and Violetta asks who wants to go this weekend. They all say they want to stay. Trev wouldn’t mind going. Violetta says it’s killing her not knowing what goes on in the outside world. Ash asks if Trev’s girl will be flown up. Trev says she lives half an hour away by car, but BB might get her a helicopter to fly up in, or send her to Brisbane so she can catch a plane. Ash laughs, then ask Wes. Wes says it takes his family 40 minutes by car to get here. Bree says to Trev that he won’t be going judging by the sign last night they saw in the crowd. Trev says ‘nah’, he paid a kid to have it there every week. He says he made the sign himself! Ash ask Trev if he has a photo of his mum, she hasn’t seen it for ages she reckons. Trev says “she’s hard to spot, she’s the black one in the middle of all the white people.” Ash then tells the house twice she needs to go to the toilet. Trev asks BB to turn the lights out so she can scare Ash, but BB doesn’t oblige. Ash brings up about how she was a cheerleader for Perth Wildcats. Bree and Trev didn’t know who she did it for. Mike pulls us away for an uplate update, then a comm break.

Someone wins the first lot of cash for the night. Then game two is commenced. Back to the house, Violetta is doing a battery change. Trev tells her to lick the old microphone. Ash also eggs her on. She finally agrees, and they both crack up. Violetta hits Trev and takes the batteries back. Ash and Trev continue to laugh for a minute, before just sitting in bed looking at their photos. That lasts till Mike cuts in, lets Axel and Kelly say goodbye, and cut to a break.

12:29am – Mike welcomes us back. He goes through the brainteaser, and gives the clue. Lights are out finally in the house. They run the first part of the interview with Kane. After that, an uplate update. Comm break time and that’ll do for the night seeing everyone is asleep.

Where’s Warren?

Day 55 Uplate

Intruder Night!

Credit’s roll at 12:04am. Mike welcomes us to the show tonight, promising that the show will be huge tonight. Reggie is around again for another night as well. He goes through the first brainteaser for the night. They seem to be playing truth or dare. Ash selects Truth. Kane asks if Merlin was attractive in her eyes. She says that she did think he was attractive, but she thought his personality wasn’t for her. She said that she wouldn’t have been able to talk to about many things. Ash turn now. She asks Ryan a truth. “Who would you go out on a date with out of all the females in the house, and what would be your first question.” He finally settles on Monica (it was out of Monica and Krystal), and he would say to her “You’ve got great Corn Beef.” Ryan goes to ask Violetta a question now. She chooses a truth. Ryan simply asks her if she could see herself staying with her man for the rest of her life. She says she could, because he puts up with a lot of crap. She says that she is unsure however, because everything in the future is unpredictable, saying that she was in love with her previous boyfriend. They get onto her heritage, and that it’s Macedonian. Ryan asks a coded question; “Would it be fair to say the Macedonian nightlife is really happening tonight.” Obviously there are trying to gage whether Igor mania is around. She won’t answer though. Now Mike cuts in, Reggie thinks Violetta is a bit of a firery housemate, but likes her. Gives the clue for the brainteaser. Back to the house. We go back to Wesley stating that his girl is the one for him. He thinks he will marry her, but not for 3-5 years. Paul says thats enough and to move on. Wes turns to Ash. He asks her if her boyfriend had cheated on her, what would she do. She says she would dump him quicker than anything. Ash goes onto Kane. She asks him if he had to sacrifice his relationship with Cindy, who would he get it onto with someone in the house, who would he choose. He says he would choose Ash! She gets embarassed. She keeps going on about it for a good 4 minutes. Kane finally turns to Catherine, and asks her to relive her last sexual encounter. She says she had invited a guy in for a coffee after a date, and then they were sitting at her ‘breakfast’ bar, but at this stage she decides not to proceed, only to say “and then we had sex.” At this stage, Bree and Monica come back into the kitchen. Don’t know what they were doing, but they seem to be getting on well. Mike cuts in and we’re off to our first comm break of the night.

Back from the break, Reggie says that Monica and Ryan won’t get it on. She says she is high maintenence. “You can tell just by her teeth.” Someone wins the first cash of the night. Set up the second game, and give the clue right from the start. We go back toeh house, where Bree blurts out rather loudly to Violetta “you will never meet nicer guys than those in here.” Ryan is upto truth and dare, and asks Bree. Bree says Truth. Ryan asks her that if when she got out, her old boyfriend, Dom, came to her and said take away all the shit that has happened between us, I’ll be more of a nice guy, I won’t go out as much, would you take him back. She thinks about it a fair bit. All the housemates know more than we do about it, Dom hasn’t been the best boyfriend in the past by the sound of it. They are all telling her to say no. But she says “Honestly….Yes.” Awwww. Mike cuts in, and we cut to a break.

12:50am – Back to the house. Violetta is talking about previous BB series. She said after watching BB the first time, she told her man that she wanted to apply. Her boyfriend said that it would be wrong. She says she applied for BB3 and got a fair way, but not all the way. She says no one can keep her in line, even her family can’t control her. She says it’s a challenge to her to try to keep the rules in the house. Kane is in the bedroom, and most go to check on him. Paul tells him to get back up. Rootman is alive and well again! He explains to the intruders that when people say things like “Who do I have to root to get a beer/taxi etc”, he is the person to root. Thus Rootman. He and Trev go through Monica’s clothes. They like them a lot. Monica is confused as to why BB didn’t give her the pajama top though. Comm break.

1:03am – Alicia is the next one to win some cash. They start the next, third brainteaser. Gives the clue straight away again. Back to the house now. All the guys have their costume on now. Was Wes ever a superhero? He’s still at the table in normal attire. Actually it might only be Trev and Ryan in costume! We’re in the kitchen by the way. Cath, Monica and Wes are talking at the table. Cross back to the house proper. Bree and Ash are putting costumes on too! Violetta asks why they are doing it. Bree says it what they do when they get pissed. Ravegirl is almost ready to re enter the kitchen. Kane is still on the bed. Ryan has borrowed Monica’s wig. He loves it. It’s a light brown colour. Paul is eating Raw cabbage on toast. Yuk. Ravegirl enters the kitchen! Wes trys the wig on now. Ryan says he looks like a poof. Bree asks Paul if he’s eating cabbage on toast! Ryan tells the others that Kane isn’t tired, but he says he was spinning out a bit and needs to lie down. Comm break.

1:16am – Uplate update. Get to the house, and the superhero “Maltese Milf” enters, aka Cath. She explains to Monica about the Olympic task last week and how she and Terri kept getting National Anthems confused. Ryan is licking the last of the margarine in the tub, while having bread and butter. Trev says three or four times “rootman, there’s two bucks on the ground there!” It’s aimed for him to bend over and show his crack. He does it a few times to great applause. Comm break.

1:29am – Diana wins the next $1000 of the night. Last chance for the week to win cash now, as they start the last one. Bree is back to Bree in the kitchen. She, Paul and Violetta are talking about how BB can be boring. Bree says she can go to the DR and have the biggest D&M, and he will just go “is there anything else.” Violetta doesn’t like that. We cross to the bedroom, where Trev, Ryan and Ash are seeing if Kano is alright. Back to the kitchen though, Bree speculates that they will be immune from eviction, but wonders if they will nominate. Bree says thats what she loves about this place. She loves that anything can happen at any time. They go back and say that Gretel came earlier this week. Bree says she can say now that this week has been boring until tonight. Bree tells the new girls that some of the guys stole all their makeup at one point. Mike comes on and gives the clue for the last brainteaser, then cuts to a break.

1:42am – Mike goes through the brainteaser one last time. Uplate update now. They are talking about how this week they haven’t really been on staples this week because they have had leftovers from previous weeks. But this coming week they have nothing but staples. Bree says the task was never ‘passable’ however. She ask Monica what the time is. She says she came in at 8:25pm, and so she reckons it’s about 11pm now. LOL. Yeh she would be really good at the task. They talk about what is on ths shopping list. Mike comes on and gives us the VBB question for the day. Comm break.

1:55am – Mike gives VBB players a random task. Answer is Reggie. James from Vic is the last winner of the night. 4 Vic winners for the night. He wins the cash. Almost time to say goodnight. The last Uplate update for the night. We go back to the kitchen for a minute. They are trying to convince Trevor to sing, but he’s not into it tonight. Thats it, Dreamworld says goodnight at 2:04am.

Where’s Warren,

Day 53 Uplate

Mike welcomes us to the show, starts off with the usual stuff. Still only 4 people know the secret. We finally cross over to the house. Cath reckons it’s half past 12. Paul agrees saying it’s near midnight. Current time is actually 11:37pm. Ryan is watching Paul and Catherine who are on duty for the task. We cut to the kitchen and Ash and Bree are trying to find something nice to eat. They can’t. They talk about eating some rice. They look back to the house to see Ryan dancing, but Mike cuts away so we don’t see it. He starts the first brain teaser. The task is that they have a clock in the house, which doesn’t work. Whenever BB asks for a time check, they must be within a 10 minute window. BB told them the correct time when they started the task. Back to the house, with Ryan, Trev, Paul and Catherine in the living area. Ryan is dissapointed he showed a cigarette trick to people in the house. Ryan asks Paul if he fishes. He says he has rods, but doesn’t ever go. He can’t sit there unless their biting. Ryan says he’s the same. They realise the girls are eating the last of the fried rice. Ryan complains about the oil in the food. They say it’s good for the bowels though. Ryan says nothing comes out in here. They say it’s because of the bread. No fibre in it or something. Paul says he didn’t eat any bread today. It seems that Wes and Kane are in bed. Ryan reckons he has lost weight. Everyone else thinks they have put some on. Ryan decides to go to the diary room. Paul jokes to ask BB for a time check. He reckons it must be quarter past 12 by now. It’s 11:48pm. Paul sits on the couch and calculates how much food they need to keep. He and Cath talk about what they’ve eaten today. They realise Wes has snuck off to bed. Mike tells us about the brain teaser, then back to the house. They go back to talking about how many times they sit on the chair a day (toilet). Lovely chat. Bree joins Paul and Cath, with Ryan and Ash around with Trev saying that they haven’t been purely on staples this week because they had nice food left over from weeks past. They think next week will be a killer. Ryan starts talking about what he eats away from the BB house. He eats a heap. Ash can’t believe it. Ryan says he doesn’t eat a heap of Macca’s. But he will eat and still geel like more just after he’s eaten it, but half an hour later, the stomach feels terrible. Paul and Cath think it must be 20 past 12. Ryan suggests everyone goes to bed, but then realise two people must be there all the time. Mike cuts in again, and we go to a comm break.

12:07am – Rhonda wins the first cash of the night. Second game starts. Back to the house. Think they are talking about Survivor now. They reckon it’s about half past 12. Wes is up! They wonder if BB would have a seperate account for electricity or whether Dreamworld would pay it. They set it up so they can all hang around in the living room together. Mike cuts in, tells us the clue. Back after the break.

12:20am – Bree, Trev and Ryan are in the kitchen. Think Ash is there too. Ryan is eating away. They are wondering how long that only 4 will know the secret. Ryan starts talking about his flatmate. He sees a fair bit of him, he has become friends with the blokes at the footy club, and he seems to have a different girl home every Sat night-Sun morning. Ryan doesn’t mind though! Bree wonders if Ryan has a spare room! We cut back to the clock watchers. Wes decides to go back to bed, while Paul and Cath continue to sit in silence. Comm break.

12:33am – Leslie wins the second round of cash. Oh no, actually she has hung up LOL. They are going to try to get her back. Back to the house, because BB is about to ask for a time check. Paul and Cath are talking about the cuckoo clocks. Cath says she gets used to it, but if someone stays over they wonder how the hell they can sleep through it. Mike comes back cause Leslie is back on the line. She wins the cash this time round. Game three commences. Back to the house, it’s time for a time check! They decide that they will go for 1am. Only 20 minutes out. They lose! Paul, Wes and Cath go off to bed, leaving Ryan and Bree to take over. Trev is around to keep them company. Ryan says that he lost his mates $800 digital camera just before he came into the house. His mate was really good about it though, saying he liked a $400 one and just to get him that. Comm break.

12:46am – Brain teaser time, well the clue anyway. Uplate update. Cut back to the house. Bree wonders how often Ryan takes girls out on dates. He says hardly ever. He says since he’s been back in Adelaide, 2 and a half years, he’s been on a handful of dates but no one has ever been serious. Bree reveals that her first date ever was only a month before she came into the BB house. She says it went downhill when Bree ordered a vodka and the guy stuck with Coke. Comm break.

12:57am – Someone wins the third lot of cash. Last game starts up. Back to the house now. Bree is explaining how she went out with this guy for only a couple of ‘minutes’, and she thought he was mature, but then realised he was that up himself he wasn’t for her. Mike cuts in very quickly though and we go to another uplate update. Comm break.

Awesome conversation in the house between Ryan, Trev and Bree. Trev is saying that his mum doesn’t drink, and when they get blind, her mum used to take care of them and put his friends in the livingroom and tell them that they ‘will pay for getting drunk in the morning!’ Ryan says his folks like brandy. When he goes to visit, he often joins them drinking that. At Christmas, he says he’ll have a few beers, but his folks would have never seen him acting like ‘rootman’ or anything like that. Bree also agrees, saying that they will have never seen her like she has been when drunk. Bree’s mum has recently seperated from her husband of 35 years, and while Bree says that she has got her sense of humour back, she is heartbroken. Ryan asks why they split up, but she doesn’t want to talk about it in there. She says she’ll tell him one day. Ryan asks if she saw it coming. Bree says no. Mike cuts us away for a comm break.

1:25am – Natalie is the last winner of the cash for the night. Back to the house. They are talking about how they had the plan to try to get the other housemates to think that Bree and Ryan were really keen on each other. Trev says he totally had Cath. Even afterwards, she kept saying to Bree ‘you would be happy with each other.’ Ryan says she said that to him too. Trev kept stiring her saying “You never know Cath, after a few drinks!” Priceless! Uplate update though now. Then he reads out some emails. Ooah thats it actually. Goodnight Mike & gang.

Where’s Warren,

Day 46 Uplate

After Mike preaches the usual, we’re into Up Late for a Wednesday night. Ash, Terri and Bree are doing neck exercises. They go for quite a while. Ash gets bored and goes over to Ryan, who is walking around the living area playing with his gymnastics thing he used in the mini task today. Ash decides to go over and get something to eat. Wes, Paul and Kane are over there. Paul is making Wes a pizza. Apparently Paul and Ryan had a little argument earlier this evening. Ryan comes over and tries to steal the Pizza that Paul is making – he has no hope though. Paul and Ryan are saying how much they love each other. Wes says he tried to help them sort their argument out earlier, and simply got yelled at himself!

Back to the girls, Cath has joined them. They are talking. They are saying that they have to save the cleanses for special occassions. They seem to have a fair few of them. Bree is going to bed, and Terri looks like she is doing the same. Bree needs to go and get some water. Ohhh, Terri’s anthem plays into the house. Good timing that! She easily makes it on time. Paul didn’t even bother leaving the kitchen. Bree hasn’t gone to bed yet! Paul is dishing out little bits of Pizza for everyone, well the girls at least. Catherine is in the kitchen now and says goodnight to everyone. Bree interrupts everyone and says that she is filling a bottle of water up in case she needs to pour water onto someone tonight to wake them up for the task. Wesley says that he’s got another 3 or 4 hours left in him. Paul agrees. Wes suggests they need another 6 pack. Ryan says nah, save it for Friday night. Ryan goes to bed now. Ash is saying in the bedroom how her boyfriend didn’t now she was going on BB, but had an idea. Ash never told him, she said she was going somewhere for the weekend. Cut back to the kitchen, Wes reckons it’s about midnight, and the start of the late night crew ‘represent!’. They say poor Merls has gone. Wes says if they had a bit of Vodka and rum etc, they could stay up till the cows get up. Mike cuts in and we head to the first comm break of the night.

12:10am – Mike gives someone the first cash of the night. Second game is started. Bree is talking about how she reckons she has put on a bit of weight since she has been in the house. She says that her mum told her not to eat the bread in the house, but because the gym is there, she has been able to eat bread and do exercise to burn it off. She also talks about her hair. It used to be straight, and went curly at age 18. She says she used to not eat much at all. She would wake up at 11 or so (work till 1am) and then not eat lunch till about 2pm and then go to work at 4. Since she has stopped smoking, she says she has a heaps bigger appetite. In the middle of this, we cut to Wes, Paul and Ryan, trying to talk in code, but I don’t understand at all. Wes is confused as well, then gets it, but Paul, who did understand, is confused after Ryan’s latest code word. Ryan says goodnight to the guys and leaves the kitchen. Comm break.

12:24am – Mike gives us a clue that everyone might be doing the olympic task very soon. He also hints that they have already failed the task. Cut to the kitchen, Wes and Paul still up. Wes is saying that he got along with Igor fine. They talk about why Paul got a bit heated this evening. He said he told BB he didn’t want to do it and something like that, and BB accepted that. I have no idea what the heck they are talking about actually. They decide to head over to bed. The Olympic task will soon wake everyone up though no doubt :) In the bedroom, Kane is talking to Ryan about how JJJ play music, then the mainstream stations get on board with it. It shits him. Comm break.

12:37am – Someone wins the second $1000. 3rd teaser goes up. Mike again tells us that music could be beamed into the house at any moment. Everyone is almost in bed. Terri is over talking to Ryan and Kane, but Paul is telling her to come back and talk to him. She eventually does when Ryan and Kane start singing something she doesn’t understand. When she gets into bed, Paul reckons BB should play Chariots of Fire (the song where everyone must get up.) He says he would be first ready. Terri reckons she could beat him. They say that BB will play it for sure now. But they don’t before the break, after Mike says some rubbish.

12:50am – Emails, then uplate update. We return to the house to see the end of a Terri – Paul playfight. Terri, while chucking a cushion at him in bed, knocked down the photo’s of Pauls family. Thats a no no! Paul says that if she ever does it again, she’ll be in the pool. Terri says that if she was going in, he couldn’t chuck her in without him going in as well. There seems to be water everywhere also. Terri must have squirted it at him. Terri changes out of her black night gear, into a dry red one. Comm break.

1:03am – Veronica wins the cash. Uplate update. Back to the house, the lights are out now. Terri and Paul are having an argument about how many words are in a sentence. Paul says she said “I am”, while Terri insists she said “I’m”. Kane and Ryan start saying ‘build a bridge’ to try to get them to get over it, and Paul joins in. Terri gets a bit peeved, and Kane goes on to say “Build a f***ing tunnel, just get over it!” All goes quiet, although 2 minutes later, Paul laughs again. Comm break.

1:16am – Anna wins the cash. Although it was strange. They didn’t even give a clue after the first time showing it after the last caller. Oh well, not gonna leave sleep over it! Now, we’re about to get everyone up. But before, another uplate update. Alright, here we go. Will Terri or Paul get to the podium first? They lie…they lie!!! Instead of going back to the house, we get an Uncut clip…but it was the Rootman adventures, and seeing I haven’t watched Uncut, I’m happy! Comm break.

1:29am – Mike’s chair collapses or something. Missed it. Now, Mike again tells us that we are gonna get some action very soon. Damn well hurry up people! Here we go! Terri beats Paul, because he gets out there and forgets his hat. Ash puts her tracksuit top on backwards. Only about 3 or 4 make it in time they reckon. Bree is last. They had to fail that one. They all reckon they have failed the task. As soon as it’s over, Mike says goodnight. Seems silly that they waited so long, because I’m sure they would still be talking at the moment. Oh well.

Where’s Warren?

Day 45 Uplate

Another night of uplate is upon us :) Start time is 11:56pm. Mike joins us straight away, so it doesn’t look good for any activity tonight. But the weekly task might help us with that however. Mike launches quickly into the VBB comp, because there are 4 minutes left for people to enter. Mike then goes on to explain the new task. They each represent a country, get dressed into their costume, and get to the podium with the country’s flag within a specified time period. We have a look at the house, and everyone is asleep! Mike tells us that they will be woken up however. But not yet! We now go through the first brain teaser of the night.

They decide after a little while to wake everyone up. They are going to play the anthem so they all have to great dressed. Actually it’s only Ashalea’s song. She seems to complete the task quite easily. They all say they were only just starting to get to sleep too. Ash is unsure whether she picked up the correct flag for her country. Everyone is straight back to sleep! Awesome!!! Ash complains that it’s cold out there. She says aloud “Why pick on me!” Wesley hits the nail on the head by saying “I bet they did that for the late night show.” Ash goes to get some water over in the kitchen. She grabs some sultanas while over there. While over there, she gets her anthem again! Gold television. She needs to run all the way back over to the house to get her clothes, then run back over to the podium. The anthem stops before she gets there, and they are all upset. BB doesn’t say she can get down yet, and so they all go back inside and she is stuck there waiting. LOL. BB finally tells her she can stand down. She throws her hat down saying “I was eating sultanas!” Wes and Trev pick up her split sultana’s over in the kitchen. Bree and Ash share a banana. Ash goes back to the bedroom now, and says that her zip keeps getting stuck on her top, and so she thinks she’ll do it halfway up and slip into it. Paul and Kane think it’s a great idea for everyone.

Over to the kitchen we go, Catherine, Bree, Trevor, Wesley and Ashalea are there. Ash has just joined them. She complains that BB is mean. Cath reckons they will all be tired tomorrow. Wes says that they can do his song till the cows come home, because he can do it easy. Mike cuts in and gives us a clue. Wes and Trev are still in the kitchen counting something…no idea what, ooah yes i do. Counting their reflections in the mirrors. Wes can get to about 17. They decide to try to get to sleep again. They get back into the bedroom and in bed, but then Mike cuts in and cuts to a comm break.

12:28am – Someone wins the $1000. Second game starts up. Time for the first uplate update. He goes on to read emails till the comm break. The next segment starts with more emails. Then goes on about VBB comp. Then back to emails to the next break. Alright, thats enough for tonight. They aren’t going to wake them up again.

Where’s Warren,

Day 44 Uplate

Up Late for another week is here. Evening All! What a couple of days it’s been in BB World. Anyway, thats over with, and we’re back focusing on the housemates now, the people that really do make the show.

Great! Everyone is asleep! Awesome start to the week. Apparently they were all up really early this morning, thus that explains it. Mike comes on and tells us that there is heaps of stuff still to watch. At 12:08am the vision was lost for a whole one minute. When we go back to them Mike is reading emails about last night.

But because there is nothing to report, it’s time for call it a night.

Where’s Warren,

Day 41 Uplate

So, I’m back after exams (well in my case, exam) and all that, ready to rock the house with Miriam….not literally, but you know! Starting later than scheduled tonight, because the earlier Miriam entering the house show ran late.

It’s 11:58pm as the credits roll. They seem to be in Miriam’s bedroom. Kane is putting makeup on Bree on the bed. Ash is around. Cut to outside, Ryan is over with the basketball with Merlin I think. Mike cuts in. He’s wearing basically nothing. He explains that Ryan is very confused at the moment! He starts the brain teaser. Back to the house we travel now. Cath is putting nail polish on someone’s toes. That would be Ryan. Maria is now helping Bree out with makeup. They seem to all be in there. Not good for listening because of so many people talking. Kane is doing Merlin now. Although it’s not really makeup, he’s drawing lines on him. Mike interrupts yet again. Comm break.

1:10am – Bree has just been in the bathroom and seen something on the toilet seat, Mike tells us. We go back to the action. Paul is having a great look through all her makeup lol. Half of them aren’t in the bedroom anymore. It seems only Ash, Terri, Catherine, Kane and Paul are around. Merlin wants to say something but is afraid cause he has two strikes. They have all come back in now. Ryan stole Bree’s drink. Here we go. Merls ask if she’s famous. She says she doesn’t now. Ryan asks if people in Australia know her. She says they do now. They move onto talk about Sarah Michelle Geller. Miriam knows her apparently. It seems they’ve dropped the other convo. Kane says they will leave if she wants to go to sleep. Half of them leave so she can sleep. Ryan is one of the first to leave. Wes is about to go too. Mike cuts in again, and tells us that we have a winner of the trivia after the break.

12:23am – Mike is back with Kylie who wins the cash. Second one commences. Back in the bedroom, Terri is in bed with her. Paul says goodnight. Bree has all these spots painted on her face, she doesn’t look as gorgeous as usual. Paul leaves the room. Bree asks what star sign she is, to which she replies Aquaries (spelling!). Kane comes back and says goodnight. They start talking about astrologicial calendars, and how they only go up until 2020 something. All rubbish if you ask me. Miriam starts talking about 9/11 or something and trying to link it to the bible and start signs. She’s got a strong accent this Miriam. Mike cuts in again, gives a clue, and it’s a comm break.

12:36am – Mike comes back on, and talks crap, and we go back to the house. Merls leave the kitchen. Trevor doesn’t think it’s a guy. Cut to Wes and Kane in the bedroom. Ryan joins them. Kane says it was funny when he farted. She shit herself Wes says. Ryan’s highlight was just the element of suprise. Ryan says if it isn’t, there has been an operation. Cut back to the girls, who are telling Miriam about the animals we have here. Merls has rejoined the girls. Merls asks her what she knew of Australia before she came here. Before she can answer, we go back to the boys. They say something is up because she went from Mexico to New York. They wonder where Merls is. Kane says he is going to sleep so well tonight. They say they’ve had 5 nights of drinking in a row, it’s been good. Kane says he doesn’t care that they have none for tomorrow. Mike says he’ll do something after the break, but I tuned out.

12:50am – Kim wins the next $1000. 3rd one is started. All the girls have come back to the main bedroom. Someone says she’s famous. Ash now believes that she is a guy. Merls says that he feels mean that they are talking about this or something. They say they won’t talk to her about it because she is only in her for one day. Bree says that for the task, she is marking it. She is going to tell BB the results. Ash says that she told her that she had a good body. Ash says she would love to have that much makeup. Ryan says there is a present under her pillow. Ash goes over and sees the other part of a head. I think it’s one of those things u hit and you have chocolate in it. Ryan says that in the diary room when they were all in there, you could hear the studio audience laughing. He says he hopes that everyone is not taking the piss out of them on the outside. He then says at least he has thought that she was a he from the very start. The girls say that she didn’t even salsa though. Mike cuts in with a clue. Comm break.

1:02am – Mike talks crap, and then we go to the bathroom. Bree says it makes no difference either way, but yeh. Terri has only just been told what the others all think. She says she would never have thought about it. Cath can’t believe that BB would put a trannie in the house. Bree says “Why has she got her own room.” Terri hits the nail on the head, but she is talking about someone in the hospital as a patient. She says she had a female body, but had male parts below. Bree says it would never be an issue, but they wonder why she is in here. They again say she hasn’t taught them any salsa. Bree says she thought it was Courtney Act from Australian Idol LOL, when she came through the door. Merlin comes in and asks them if his boxer shorts sit a little high. They say that they are. He can’t believe it! Kane gets up from bed and his boxers are up as high as anything! They start talking about how half her makeup is testers, Bree is getting more convinced by the second! Comm break.

1:16am – Mike is back. Patrick wins the third $1000 of the night. They cut to an interview with Miriam a little bit earlier. Back to the house finally. Bree says they are specualting cause they have nothing better to do. Merlin says he is finally committed, he believes she’s a he. They all say they will not say anything to her about it. Merlin says that he asked BB while he was in the DR doing his diary room. BB didn’t say anything. Ryan says that if they hadn’t have said anything to Merlin, he’d be none the wiser. Ryan says that he is just making the point that as soon as she walked in, he told the boys she is a bloke. Bree says she told Cath straight away as well. Comm break.

1:29am – Mike gives the clue for the last brain teaser of the night. Uplate update time. Back to the house we go. Lights are out. Trevor gets into bed, and so does Bree. It’s all very quiet in there. A few say goodnight. Someone farted, Ash wants to know who. Mike cuts in again, and although there is about 20 minutes left, I have to get some sleep, gotta be at work at 8am.

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Day 38 Uplate

Because of our good mate Rove, BB Uplate is starting a bit behid schedule tonight. It’s 11:52pm when Mike welcomes us for another night. We join the boys and they are talking politics in the kitchen. Merlin, Wesley and Paul are there at least. Wesley saying that people won’t like the HEC’s fees going up (young people at least.) Merlin goes on about how the GST is bad because it affects low income earners moreso than high income earners. Wesley says that in the US they have lower tax rates, with 33% being the highest bracket, and thats for over half a million dollars. We could move there I suppose. Merlin cuts in and tells them that if they don’t have health insurance though surgeons will leave you to die on the side of the road and not help you. Paul says it’s how the world is going to become. Mike cuts in, and when we return, Paul is in the bathroom getting ready for bed by doing his teeth. In fact, Merlin and Wes are there too. Merlin says that that was a great conversation, and that they learnt a lot about people during it. They say they even learnt stuff about people who decided not to participate. Merls says that they could have heaps of cool conversations about religion. Paul says he wants to be left out of that one. Although he goes on to say he doesn’t believe in anything like that.When Wes asks what about his kids, he says that they go along with him now because they are young, but when they are older, he will let them make up his own mind. Paul later says “Thats what I like about you. Your educated and open minded.” Mike cuts in again, and tells us that they are going to go to footage from earlier in the evening shortly. But it’s onto the brain teaser first. They run the first uplate update. They go to earlier footage.

Can’t be bothered recapping that. I’ll write if something really exciting something. Otherwise, I’m studying for my exam! OK, Ryan says that there were many people protesting against the war in Iraq. He believe that there were twice as many who wanted to go to war. Merlin looks a bit stunned by that call, but doesn’t say much. Paul reckons had we voted on it, we wouldn’t have gone to war (Australia.) And just when it gets interesting, Comm break! Back finally to the discussion. Ryan says that the US would have voted to go to war. Ryan says that they got the man they wanted, Saddam. Paul says they didn’t, that the were after Bin Laden (OBL) and not Saddam. Merls says that OBL is a big person who was responsible for 9/11 and that the US glorified him too much, but Saddam was just a person that the US used as an excuse for a war for profit and oil. Paul says George Bush is a war criminal. Ryan says he thought they would find chemical weapens. Bree doesn’t understand what George Bush senior has to do with it, she thought that Saddam killed him. Paul says nah, he says that Senior couldn’t get rid of Saddam. He then say that Senior is probably still running the country. He asks Merls what he reckons, and he says he doesn’t think any of the Bush’s are running the country. He doesn’t know who is running it. Mike cuts in and they do the brain teaser. The guy got it wrong LOL. But Mike re-read the clue, then he got it, and they gave him the cash. Comm break.

Back again we go. Paul explains about the Bush family history with Saddam. Ryan says he had to be caught, and the only way to do that was to go to war. Paul says if the UN backed the war, he would back the war. He says thats why the UN was set up. He says if they had found chemical weapons, the UN would have supported it, and the world would have been behind the US. Ryan changes his tune and says they should have held off till the inspectors found something. Paul says that Iraq could turn into Vietnam. He thinks that the US can’t get out of there. He says they promised to restore calm to the nation, a promise they can’t keep because calm will never come over that country. He says they have no escape plan. Merls and Paul are very much together in their views on Iraq tonight, which doesn’t normally happen. Comm break. Interesting to also note that everytime Mike returns to the footage, he disclaims that these are the HM’s thoughts, and do not represent the 10 network in any way. Back from the break Ryan says it means soo much for our economy and to be an ally of the US. I think Paul was about to agree with Ryan on that point, but Mike cuts in after one minute….grr, comm break. Yes, Paul does agree, but he says if we had the balls to pull out he doesn’t think it would effect our relationship too much. Merls says that because each country are having elections later in the year, incoming presidents/prime ministers might have completely different views and the relationship could well crumble.

Where’s Warren,

Day 37 Uplate

Hi All,

Uplate recaps might be a bit slim this week, Uni exam I’m studying for on Friday. But I’ll try my best.

Starts off with the guys in the kitchen dressed up like superheros. The task involves making Mardi-Gras type costumes for Friday, but the boys have decided they have plenty of time to make them, so they have just got the superhero costumes together for a bit of fun. Merls is asking if they reckon Aphro will be at the eviction on Sunday. None of the guys think so. Merls say Aphro said she would be at all of his possible evictions. He hopes she will be. The guys say if she promised, she’ll be there. Mike cuts in for the first time tonight, tells us who is nominated, whats going on with the task etc, before we head back to the house. Bree comes over and has her outfit almost finished. She looks AWESOME! The guys are very impressed. But still Merls wants to talk about Aphro. He says that perhaps Ryan nominated her in the first week. While not answering, Merls see’s the look, and starts laughing. Suddenly a few of them are saying ‘cut’, trying to move the conversation onto a different tangent. Not 2 minutes later, BB’s voice booms over. Merls panics, but it’s simply “Bree, your microphone!”. $10 down the drain, no one cares though, and Merls is relieved. Mike cuts in soon after, and goes through the brainteaser.

Back to the house, Merls asked the guys who out of people evicted would they like to see the most. Merls says Aph. Paul says Igor. Some of the guys are a bit suprised, but Igor it is. They say Ryan’s would be Elle. Ryan goes onto say that he only really liked Aphro near the end. Kane says it’s the same for him, he liked her in week one, but week two he really liked her.

Back from Anthony winning the cash, the boys are still discussing relationships in the house. Ryan says that the first week everyone thought that Ash and Merls would hook up. But Ryan says after a week he knew that Ash had no hopes. Merlin says he did nothing to egg her on. Ryan says that the guys in this house are so close. He says going into BB, he thought if he made a good friend or so out of this, he’d be happy. But he says the guys are all so close, he’ll be keeping in contact with everyone in the room at least. The boys agree. Ryan goes onto say that he reckons he’s not on the daily show that often, because Trev does the pranks etc, but he reckons that Merls, who he says has D&M’s with every housemate, will feature a lot in the daily show. Merls is a bit worried about this, being nominated this week. Bree comes in and has a white aphro on her head. She looks good. She says she is going to use it. Ryan asks if “Rootman” (his superhero) can wear it. Ryan gives us a hot tip! He says that the girls have nearly finished their costumes, while none of the boys have really started. Mike cuts in and gives us a clue for the brain teaser. Comm break.

Back now will Elle in the studio, but it looks very recorded earlier. Back to the house now, only Bree, Trev, Merls and Wesley are the only ones left in the kitchen. Bree is having some toast, and they talk about how the vegemite has gone down so quickly. They all suspect Paul. Bree says she hardly has any margarine, only on toast and mashed potatoes. Merls and Bree leave the kitchen, and Wes and Trev are there. Trev says he is humbled to have stayed in here so long. He says he can’t wait to leave now though, cause he misses so many people. They agree to take it as it comes. They realise they will be nominated at some stage. They say they will make week eight at least. Mike cuts in and tells people to stop calling. Back from the break, they’ll have someone on the phone.

12:32am – Marie is the second winner of the night. Back to the house, Merls is back in the kitchen. He says that one of the people nominated is the best person, he can’t believe they were nominated (I imagine Cath or Bree), and that if they are up, he understands how he can be up. Bree explains that it could only have been 1 point, because they have 5 people up. They say it’s no good thinking about it who nominated who. Merls says that people should vote according to who people nominate, they should vote out who the house want out. LOL. Bree says no way. They vote on simply what they see. Merls is implying that Terri and Paul should be well and truly gone. Merls asks whether they have wanted to take any nominations back. Bree says todays nominations she would like to erase. Trev says he would take them all back. He says he has only disliked one person in his life, he’s not been bought up to believe that they have to find faults in people. Mike cuts in with a clue for the brain teaser. Comm break.

12:45am – Now back to part two of the interview of Elle. Mike runs through some appearances the evicted housemates are making this week. Oh Aphro is in Sydney on Sunday night! Now back to the kitchen. Ash has joined them in the kitchen now. Bree and Trev have gone now. Merls asks Wesley how he would feel being the only guy nominated. Dunno what they are getting at, because Paul is also up. I dunno. They go through the girls, they can’t see anyone voting for Catherine. Merls says that she can’t believe she got nominated. Wesley says Terri has her b’day this week, so she will be happy a lot in the footage. And then they have Bree, Merls says she won’t go. Merls says he would be stunned if she went. Trev comes back and says he has visions and have got the last 4 right. Merls says has he got his vision for this week yet. Trev says he doesn’t know yet. Merls makes him shake on telling him if it’s him, or whenever he gets his vision. Trev says it’s normally the day or the night before. Trev says nite ladies, as he leave the kitchen. Wes says that Terri might survive again this week. Merls says that he can’t understand why the public haven’t voted her out, if she has been nominated 5 weeks in a row. Comm break.

Back again, and Mike is introducing the VBB weekly task for that comp. Now Marilyn is on the phone for the third $1000 of the night. The last game has started. Back to the house we go, and still the boys, Merls and Wes are there. Wes is going through everyone in the house wondering who the heck has voted for him. Apparently he got 8 votes! LOL. Haven’t watched the show yet. He says that he reckons 2 people have voted for him. He says if thats not the case, vote him out. Now he says 3 people max voted for him. Mike cuts in and tells us 4 people voted for him. Merls says he would hope that 2 people nominated you would be enough to get u up for eviction. But they say ‘we just don’t know.’ Merls says BB seems to be a lot strickter this week. Merls says that he is one of the last 4 not to be nominated. He says he is humbled, but he’s aware that he hasn’t been tested yet. He could go up next week and be gone straight away. Mike comes on and tells us that Merlin is ahead on the Internet eviction poll. But that poll has been wrong a couple of times now. Comm break.

1:12am – Mike goes through the clue for the final brain teaser. Now time for an uplate update. Mike tells us that during away, BB has told Wes and Merlin in the diary room that he will be reviewing the tape of their convo just before, and will get back to them.Back to the house, Merlin is making himself a drink in the kitchen. No one else seems to be there. In the bedroom, Kane goes to the toilet. Now Wes has joined Merls back in the kitchen. Wes says that he is fine with BB reviewing the tape. Merls says he would rather get a strike then a fine for this. Wes says that BB is fair, and they’ll be fine. Merls doesn’t think they were breaking the rules. Wes agrees. Mike cuts in and tells no one else to call, back after the break.

1:25am – Donna is the last winner of the night for the cash. The third and final uplate update now. Back to the living room, Terri has finished her costume. Looks ok. Ashalea is still there, although it doesn’t seem like she has done much. The guys (Wes and Merls) have joined them. They all think Terri’s is awesome. Terri asks the guys how much she needs to take her dress thing up. She gets them to safety pin it up or something. Wes says her Milo is still there. Ash says again that it looks wicked. Ash says she’s not tired at all. Mike comes on and says goodnight. Dreamworld says goodnight at 1:34am.

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Day 31 Uplate

Another day, another Uplate episode. It’s 11:54pm when we get things rolling. Mike explains the new task, which involves a watermelon suspended in the air via a magnet. Housemates must catch it each time it falls. They are allowed to drop it 5 times within the 24 hour period. Mike grows through the first brain teaser of the evening. Paul has decided not to participate in this task. Anyway, through the kitchen. Wesley says that he said to Paul that if he was either of the other nominees he would be extremely happy with his attitude toward this task. He’s with Merlin in the kitchen. They wonder if this will make him be evicted. Merlin says it’s hard for Terri because Paul is her best mate in the house. Merlin says that Kane will be peeved if Paul goes. Wes says he doesn’t think so, he reckons Ryan is his best mate in the house. Mike cuts in and goes through the VBB comp. Now back to the watermelon, Trevor and Ash are standing under it. Kane and Ryan are standing near, talking to them. Mike cuts in and says the VBB winner will get to say Go to drop the watermelon very soon. Ryan says he went to this place and asked to play “underground” pool game. They went down and started playing, and his mate had the next shot and it was a straight shot on the black (8). Ryan took the black off the table, dropped his pants, put a digit 8 on his balls, the guy hit the white, Ryan got up, the white went straight into the pocket and Ryan quickly put the black 8 onto the table. Weird stuff, but he gets some laughs. Mike cuts in and goes to the first uplate update, and then gives the clue to the teaser. Back to the house we go. Bree has joined Trev and Ash who are still standing under the watermelon. They switchover, Ash letting Kane go under it, and then Bree replaces Trevor. Everyone except Merlin leaves, and Bree says “I’ve been standing here for 4 hours, I want people tap dancing for me!” Bree can’t believe that Trevor and Ash have gone straight to bed. Bree doesn’t think it will fall. Trevor says goodnight to them, and Bree says “Bree is not happy!”. Mike cuts in and says that the brain teaser is closed, and that Caroline will be telling BB to drop the watermelon after the break.

12:17am – Mike explains the task to us again, and then we go back to the house. Ryan is talking to Bree and Kane. Trevor has rejoined them out there during the break. Mike cuts in and we’re going to get it to drop very soon. Caroline is on the phone. Alright here is the countdown from 10, lets see….Kane catches it easily, and does a quick lap of honour!!! They give us a quick replay, then back to the house. Kane has locked it back in place, and resumes his position straight away. Merlin says he can’t believe he wasn’t there for it. Mike interrupts again, this time to give away the first cash of the night. Straight into the second brain teaser, and then comm break.

12:29am – We’re in the kitchen, Elle, Trevor and Ryan are there. Ryan says to Elle “your coffee’s don’t taste right.” He asks how many sugars she put in, and it’s the correct amount. Ryan asks them what they do if their depressed. Elle says she just has to be by herself, goes to a secluded beach or something and just sits. Ryan says he gets in his car and listens to a Radiohead CD. Mike cuts in here, and gives us a clue for the teaser. Back to the house we go, and we’re back outside. We get a little shot of Paul asleep in the corner of the screen, in the bedroom. Bree wants a drink, so takes some of Elle’s. Bree can smell hot chips, and Trev says yeh it’s the security guard, and it’s Hungry Jack’s chips. They argue whether the moon is full yet. Ryan says it is because it’s the first day of the month LOL. Elle says thats bullshit. We cut to the bedroom and see Paul asleep. It looks as if Terri is also asleep. Comm break.

12:43am – Julie wins the next stash of cash. Next brain teaser gets underway. Uplate update time. Mike tells us the VBB winner, the person is from Tassie :) Back to the house finally, they are talking about the Don Lane show, but there are more beeps in there than Texas, so we are quickly ushered off to the bedroom to watch Paul sleep again. Comm break.

12:56am – He goes through the brain teasers again, with the clue. Back to the house, we have Trevor, Elle and Merlin watching Kane and Bree with the melon. Merlin is talking to Trevor about some band or something. Wesley re-emerges. He asks if anyone wants a drink. No says everyone. They talk about how Gretel made fun of Trev and Bree on Monday I suppose (missed the show). Elle says she and Ryan will be taking over the task shortly. They have an egg timer to figure out how long they should each be under the melon for. Merlin flips it over and it starts counting down. Bree asks if anyone has any chocolate hidden. Bree says she hasn’t eaten for 5 hours, so she is gonna have something after she finishes her ‘shift’. Comm break.

1:09am – Tish is the winner of the cash this time around. The last game is started. Bck in the house, they reckon the next 2 evictions will be tough. They reckon it’s only about 12am or so. They talk about how they should do this throughout the night. Wes says that perhaps a few of the guys do longer shifts and let others sleep. Bree thinks they should keep going the way they are. Merlin says he doesn’t think he needs to wake Cat up. They say she will be pissed off if he doesn’t wake her up. They spend the next 2 minutes saying “I spy with my little eye something beginning with W”. It gets repetive after the 10th time or so. Ryan wonders why it’s called a Watermelon. Bree reminds Ryan that Gretel made mention of them snuggling up on the couch during nominations. Elle decides to go to the toilet before her shift starts, in 6 minutes according to Merlin.

1:22am – Uplate update straight after the break. Back in the kitchen, we have Ryan and Elle standing guard over the watermelon now. They are playing the “I went to the shop” game, a memory game where they each say what they bought, then repeat them all, and add a new one at the end. So far they have bought a Barracuda, a chick’s phone number, dirt diggler, an elephant, a fake leg, Gandoph the great from LOTR, and a hot tub! Comm break.

1:35am – Marnee is in Canberra, and wins the last of the money for tonight. She also is told she can do the countdown for the drop of the watermelon. Here goes the countdown from 10…..1……..Ryan catches it, even though he didn’t have his arms ready. They all come and give him high fives. Action replay comes onto the screen. Back to the house, they are all doing a very weird dance! Bree goes to bed. Elle puts the melon back up in it’s spot. Actually, she can’t do it, and Ryan does it for her. Straight back to the game for these two. We cross to the kitchen now, Kane is saying something, but Mike comes back on and throws to a package of the D&D Ball at Dreamworld, where Mike asked people who of the housemates were most shaggable. Back to the house we go. Ryan has just bought Kosimoto from the shops – ‘he was blind!’ LOL. Mike comes back on and says goodnight. Dreamworld says goodnight at 1:44am. Did that not go two hours or my imagination?

Where’s Warren?

Day 30 Uplate

Another week of BBUL, and Mike starts us off with a brain teaser. Perhaps their asleep? Actually no their not, we go to the house now, to the bedroom, where Elle, Ryan and Kane are talking. Kane is telling them about a trip he has planned. It involves Canada. He talks about the club on the Gold Coast where he DJ’s, but also how he would like to DJ round the world. Ryan is very interested, but Elle has gone away from them. Mike cuts in to talk about VBB comp, but after that, we’re back to the boys. Kane says he loves being in control, which he is while DJ’ing. He says he loves people looking at him, thinking what he’s going to play next. Kane encourages Ryan to do something, but says not next year because he wants to give AFL a real shot. They are talking about some country oversea’s (Bali I assume, actually no it’s Thailand) where clothes are dirt cheap. Ashalea is very excited about going there! They suggest going over there with a spare suitcase, empty. Ryan says he’ll take the BB one! Mike cuts in again and gives us a clue for the teaser. Then he decides to play an uplate update. Back to the house we go, this time to the couch. Wesley and Merlin are talking. Wes wonders how good the viewing is for the public. They are talking about Catherine I think, but I don’t understand what there getting at. They say Kane was in good form last night. Merlin says he had a great convo with him. Over to the kitchen everyone goes. Bree, Ashalea, Wes, Merlin and Elle are there. Merlin says he is excited that people are staying up later. He says Wes is starting to step up. They decide to have a Milo. Merlin says the afternoon nap is really good. Merlin says the late night TV show is on 11-1, so they need something to watch! Merlin reckons the best convo’s come from the night. Wesley refuses to eat toast at night. He doesn’t want to start. Elle reckons she is getting a few pounds on, she just keeps eating cause she can’t find anything she really enjoys. They say they are looking forward to real food again outside of the house. Cut back to the studio, and Krystal is there. I think it’s pre recorded though. Comm break.

12:05am – Brain teaser is closed, back to the house. Terri is plucking her pubes….yuk. Finally, back to the kitchen we go. Trevor has joined them. They discuss that they thought the pancakes were great to eat, and also when they had the coffee machine. Nothing go past real coffee they think. Elle is still worried about her gaining weight. Trev reckons he’s lost some while he’s been in there. While all this, we still have the small screen watching Terri. Mike cuts in, and Rebecca wins the first $1000 for the night. Game two kicks off. Back to the kitchen we go. They discuss Gretel’s interview with Rove before BB started, and the 16 housemates images. Bree knew she was on in straight away. She obviously knew she was going into the house by then, but she picked herself out. Trev says he knew who he was. Some missed it and asked if anyone taped it. Bree says we’ll be soo sick of seeing ourselves on TV by the end of this. Merlin brings up an interesting question; he asks “when would you think they will bring intruders in?” Of course, at that point, we are off to a comm break.

12:18am – Brain teaser clue time. Another uplate update. Back to the kitchen. They talk about how BB hasn’t given them a task yet. Merlin says that while it’s a little thing, a task in here gives them so much to think about and to spend time on. Wes says it would be good if they showed us a whole day of Simpson’s episodes. Elle reckons it wouldn’t be good TV. Merlin says that they probably couldn’t show any of the stuff when they quote movies or anything. Elle reckons that Gretel likes Ryan! Elle says she might be going this weekend. They say how they can hear the crowd yell out when Gretel is about to announce the evictee. Elle says that perhaps her fight with Ryan the other night will mean she will go – because all the girls on the outside love Ryan and so they might vote her out. Comm break.

12:31am – Someone wins the $1000. Now onto part two of the Krystal interview. Back to the kitchen finally. They talk about what they will have for breakfast. Only Elle, Trevor and Wesley are there. They hope for a good task tomorrow. In the bedroom, apparently ugg boots are ok to go out in over in Adelaide. Ash can’t believe it. Mike cuts in, and gives a clue, and we’re away to a comm break.

12:44am – Mike is back in the studio, Go through the brain teaser again. Back to the house, Bree and Ashalea are talking in bed. Lights are out. Bree is talking about living with friends, she loves it. She says to Ash never to live with guys! Ashalea says she moved out when she had her trouble last year for about 6 weeks, but just when she’s gonna tell us why, BB sends us to the kitchen. Elle explains that once she had her own house, she had an afternoon quicky with her man, and while in the middle of it, his mum walked in and Ryan (the man) took the doona across the room leaving Elle on the bed starkers. She was soo embarrassed. Cut to a nomination package now. Comm break.

12:57am – Terry is on the line to win some cash. Move onto the final brain teaser of the night now. Into the kitchen we go, and before I can figure out what they’re talking about, Mike cuts to another nomination package. Elle is talking about some people she knows. Mike cuts in and gives a random task for Virtual BB. Since it closes at 2am, the word, Terri, will be useless to most. Comm break.

1:10am – Go through brain teaser with the clue one last time, then back to the kitchen. They are talking about school. Nothing very exciting at all. Elle reveals she worked at Toyworld. Ashalea comes back to the kitchen. They decide to have more Milo and start eating again. Ashalea says that everyone in the bedroom is now asleep. Another uplate update. Comm break.

1:23am – John is the final winner of the cash tonight. Back to the house Elle is talking about her sister. She says she is good at everything. Her sister wants to be a primary school teacher. She is a good netballer. Trevor says he is a lot darker than the rest of his family, the rest have nice olive skin. They cut to the last nomination package. Back at the house, the boys reckon that the State of Origin game will be on this Wednesday. Mike says goodnight for the night, as does Dreamworld.

Where’s Warren,

Day 27 Uplate

12:32am – Mike welcomes the world to the Friday night show. Vincent is in the studio. He just arrived from Melbourne. He thanks Virgin Blue staff for helping him get ther in time. We look like we’re going to the kitchen, but first they run through the first brain teaser. Into the kitchen now. Krystal is saying that she couldn’t live with her friends. Wesley says he could do it easily. Cut to Merlin asking Ash whats wrong, but nothing is, so Merlin says for her to wait there for him (they are in the living room.) Wesley is talking about where he lives, sounds nice. Mike cuts back in though. They go through some of Vincent’s lines from BB3, but Mike makes them up. They give a clue for the trivia. Comm break already…weird!

12:44am – Vincent thinks that the guys are more built up than previous years. Back to the house we go. They are talking about how on some calls or sms’es they get they have no idea who the hell the person is. Bree replies to sms’es “who is this?”. Merlin says that when his dad rings he says “Hi Dad”, and his father goes “How did you know it was me.” Oldies and technology hey! Krystal father has a man bag. Bree says her bro left a message on her phone one night, and she couldn’t understand it so she deleted, her bro rang her a couple of days later and said ‘did you like the message from christina concert!?’ oops. Krystal starts saying that she wanted Christina tickets, but she was in hospital. She asked her mum to get them, but she didn’t. She got out and they were sold out, so she bid on eBay but didn’t win, and then she sais she went to the concert on the night…..and Mike cuts in!!! OMG, we miss the end of the story. Krystal is being very loud though tonight, and this story took a few minutes. Everyone round the table were laughing at her slowness. Comm break.

12:57am – Someone wins the first cash of the night (Catherine). Merlin starts taking off Krystal as a cricket commentator, and she says ‘that was a good spinner….oh and i went out with spinner one night’ They are all paying Krystal out for never shutting up. A lot of “and this one time”. Suddenly a freaking lot of beeping. But they stick with it through the beeping which is strange. Now they cut away! Ashalea is in the bedroom, now moved into the bathroom. Mike cuts in and away we go with the clue for the second brain teaser. Comm break.

1:10am – Back in the studio and they crap on for a minute, then to the kitchen. They are discussing when to use bought and brought. An english lession on a late friday night. Excellent! Anyway, Krystal begins with another story. She’s telling us that her parents are taping every episode and they can send them over the net through email (lol @ the lameness). Anyway, Merlin says most of his friends were against going into the house. They thought it would be lame. She told one of her friends, and he wasn’t impressed, but his mum is a BB addict and heard and was sooo excited. Bree and others are still laughing at Krystal talking so much. Mike cuts in and talks to Vincent again. Uplate update. Back to the house, they reckon it’s 12:30-1am. Trev is not far away thinking it’s 1am. Wesley says it’s good, cause he doesn’t care what time it is now. Comm break.

1:24am – Back with the studio, Jason is on the phone to win the money. Back to the house now. Bree says if she was on the loser side she would’ve been yelling the crap out of the winners. Krystal says it wasn’t too bad, the boredom was the same, the food was worse of course, but the bedroom wasn’t that much worse. She says Terri really likes Paul, but Paul may not give those feelings back. Krystal reveals to the housemates that they talked yesterday (she and Terri). Krystal says that she wanted to get closer to Ryan and Bree (Terri). Krystal is not hiding her feelings for Terri tonight! Mike cuts in for a clue for the brain teaser. Comm break.

1:37am – Back to the kitchen. Krystal still talking very loudly. Bree says that she has had two bad nights, the one where she threw up and she didn’t feel that great last night, and she says its because she doesn’t normally drink that kind of alcohol. They start talking about drinks. Mike cuts in and they go to an uplate update. Back to the kitchen, Bree says she is a bit shitty that since Aph has left, she is got the smallest boobs in the house. She says she’ll get fake ones one day and they’ll be huge. Comm break.

1:50am – Mike talks about VBB comp. Joe wins the money in the teaser. They go through the final brain teaser. Back to the kitchen. Krystal is talking about the women’s ‘cycle’. They start chanting about clowns and Ashalea gets a bit scared. Mike comes back on, plugs Vincent’s gig on Sunday night, and then they move on to the brain teaser. Comm break.

2:03am – Mike welcomes us back, and throws us to an Uplate Update. Back to the house, housemates are getting changed in the darkened bedroom. Krystal jumps onto Merlin’s bed and gives him a kiss, then jumps back to her bed. Silence comes over the bedroom. Krystals starts playing with Bree, then hits Trevor. Trevor slaps a pillow back at Krystal. Krystal just starts laughing fairly loudly. Ashalea says “your trashed Krystal.” They cut to the uncut update. Leanne wins the last $1000 of the night. Cut to the kitchen cause the kangaroo is sitting at the table. They are speaking on behalf of the kangaroo. They cut to another uncut clip (Terri’s brazillian. Oh yuk). Sleep email time now. Another uplate clip, then another couple of emails before Dreamworld says goodnight at 2:32am.

Where’s Warren,

Day 26 Uplate

Missed the start by a few minutes. Walk in to Elle crying. Ryan says this is all caused by alcohol. Elle says she’s sober. Ryan asks her to repeat everything he said. Elle says he had a knife in his hand, he went to the DR, came back and said “if I was going to stab anyone, I’d do it outside.” Elle says she then told him to watch what he says in here. Ryan says it was a joke and that it was always a joke (he added a lot of expletives in this as well according to Elle. Elle says she is sorry she has gotten upset over something so petty, but she says she is an emotional person. Paul & Terri are watching on. Ryan says that if thats what he said, he is really sorry. Ryan says he must havesaid it in front of the others, so he apologises to everyone. Mike comes on and says the shit has hit the fan, so I couldn’t have been that far away from the start. Elle says that ‘but you didn’t say it to them.’ She is like shaking her head in a type of disgust at him. Ryan asks her to tell him again. All Elle says is that it was hurtful to her, because she felt it was aimed directly at her. Ryan says she doesn’t understand. Elle begins crying again, and she says “I’m sorry Paul, but I have to walk away. I know you hate people who walk away…but I have to.” Paul says thats ok. Mike cuts in there now. He says that it’s just a little misunderstanding. He then goes on to talk about VBB. But now it’s time for Jo!!!!!!! It’s Jo everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m excited! Mike asks her if she got it on with Saxon, Patrick or Vincent after BB. She says none. She says she has a man, she’s living on the Gold Coast now, and then Mike says “your getting married.” But she’s not folks. They are buying a unit together though. What does our gorgeous Jo think of BB4. She says it’s so Bold and The Beautiful – everything is so dramatic. Now back to the bathroom for round two of Elle and Ryan. Elle is explaining what happened again. Ryan says that out of everyone in the house, she gets on very well with all. Ryan says that Elle must notice that Trev and Ryan are pretty close. Ryan says that if it was Paul waving the knife around he might understand, but he says it’s Frysie…your good mate Frysie. Elle says she doesn’t take getting told to “get F*****” by her mates or anyone. Paul comes storming in. Elle calls him a shithead. He says he really needs to use the toilet. Geez Louise. Ryan then goes on to say “You know how bad this looks for me?!” Elle can’t believe he is worried about himself. Ryan says he was asking people for 5 minutes who had pissed off Elle before he found out that it was infact himself. Back to Mike and Jo. Back to the house, Bree is having an argument with Ryan now. No there not. They are discussing how it will be portrayed on TV. Bree is again upset with a comment from Terri it seems. She has a bitch about her in code to Ryan. Paul comes out of the DR and tells Ryan that he has had enough. Mike cuts in and chats with Jo a bit and gives the clue. Back on the couch, Merlin says in the past 6 years, he has had two major conflicts. Catherine, sitting beside them, says it takes her so long to get angry. Merlin says you see some couples and they are always fighting with their other half – he says they just need drama in there life. He says he knows a couple like that, and Catherine says she does too. Over in the kitchen, Paul asks Elle if it’s time to brush her teeth. Paul says he has recevied instructions to calm the evening down. Mike cuts in for a minute – then it’s back to the kitchen. Paul says if they can all sit there and be mello, it’s all ok. Ryan starts singing at a ridiculously high level. Paul says to be quiet, and Paul is in control. Ash enters and looks a bit pissed. Paul asks if she’s alright. Ryan begins saying something, and Paul quickyl fires “Don’t you start!” Paul says that Ryan must apologise for trying to put chilli down her mouth or something. It split her lip. Ryan says 3 times “Show me where….” with a puzzled look on his face. She has a smile on her face so she’s obviously cool with it all. Ryan says show me the mark and I’ll apologise. Ash says there is no mark, just that it hurt. Ash says that Ryan is an alcoholic. Now Elle and Bree can’t find the dip or something. They blame Paul. Paul swears he hasn’t touched a thing. LOL Ryan asks Paul if he’s serious. He goes on to say “I’ve broken people’s jaws and everything, but your telling me I have to apologise because I’ve hurt her lip?” Elle says to not be soo mean to Ash. Ash is smiling still though, and now Ryan apologises to her for doing something to her that he cannot see. At this moment, a heap of food spits out of his mouth, and Paul and Ash move away from him. Ash says to Ryan “how do you know it didn’t hurt?” Ryan again says to show him the mark. Mike cuts in again at this point, and they close the game, and finally a comm break. Phew….

12:03am – Marcus from Victoria wins the first $1000 for the night. Game #2 commences. Back in the house. Paul explains that Ash is a little upset about the chilli incident. Ryan says that he has probably connected with Ash the best in the house, to which Elle and Bree both say that he told them they were his closest not 1/2 an hour ago! Paul again puts his attention onto Elle, saying it’s nearly time for the 2 of them to brush teeth. Elle says she is sober. Paul agrees, and says BB thinks so too. He jolts his head backward trying to explain to her that BB thinks Ryan should hit the sack, but she doesn’t quite get it. Bree says that she and Ryan are almost the same person about from being a different sex. Ryan gets everyone attention and says “Bree, you hit me in the mouth and jaw tonight and I’m really pissed off.” Everyone starts laughing. Bree admits that he barely tapped him. Ryan says ‘but thats the situation I’m in”, referring to Ash being upset. Elle says that Ryan is digging a deeper hole for himself. Paul says ‘believe it or not, I’ve been told to restore peace!’ Back in the bedroom, Ash is saying that he says things thinking that he won’t hurt people but he does. Ash gives Terri the run down of what happened in the kitchen just a little bit earlier. Mike jumps in with a clue for the brainteaser. Comm break.

12:16am – Mike says that Jo has to leave shortly because she was in NZ today and she is very tired. We so goodbye to Jo now. Byee!!! Back to the house now though, and they are all in the bedroom now. Ryan is in bed. Ryan says Elle is an alcoholic, and they need a number for AA. Elle tells Ryan that he is such a player, telling him that he told 3 different girls tonight that he connects with them the most. Bree and Elle lie down with Ryan on his bed, and they go through the photo of the loser squad which Ryan is a member of (MLS). Ryan tells Bree that she would get along really well with one of the guys in the photo, and he says ‘thats a hot tip.’ He decides to go and try to patch things up with Ash. Bree and Elle say ‘lets lie down and watch the show.’ All Ash is saying is that it hurt a bit, but she wasn’t making a big deal out of it. Ryan says if thats the way she feels then he will step away from here and won’t laugh with her, hug her etc. Ash says she got upset because Ryan was being mean about it. Ryan says “OK, yep…” and walks away from her bed. Mike comes back on and is laughing, while the screen shows Ash starting to cry. Not really a laughing matter, but anyway…Comm break.

12:29am – Back with Mike, and we can see Ash crying a little bit in bed. Mike announces the winner of the VBB Daily Task comp. Back to the house, and we’re still with Ash crying in bed. She now decides to get up out of bed to get something. Into the bathroom we go where Bree and Elle are talking about how BB asked Paul to cut off Ryan’s drinks. Ryan comes out of the toilet and Bree says ‘hey dickhead!’ They talk about how funny it is that Ryan said the same thing to 3 of them tonight. Mike cuts in again to tell them the brain teaser is closed. Back in the bathroom, Bree put her hair up. In the bedroom, Ryan climbs into bed. Back to the girls, they say it’s gonna be a big couple of days. Elle leaves, and Bree brushes her teeth. Mike cuts in and gives the money to Mark. Game #3 commences and we’re off to a comm break.

12:42am – Back to the house and in particular the bedroom. Bree says she’s going to bed, and says she will sleep till lunchtime, then says she’ll sleep till 7am. Elle says goodnight to Bree, and says that it’s soo weird to have only 6 people in the bedroom. She says it’s different in the other room because their are only 6 beds. Bree says ‘yeh thats what we’ve been saying for the last couple of days.’ Mike comes on and gives a clue for the teaser. Uplate update time then. Now back to the house. Merlin is outside, trying to make the garbage bag roll sound like a digerigdoo. Back to the bedroon, the lights are out and everyone is in bed, except Ashalea gets up now. She heads over to get a drink, asking Merlin what he’s doing outside. He replies “chilling.” She gets something out of the fridge, stands at the bench for a minute, then we cut to a comm break.

12:55am – Evonne wins the cash. Next game starts. Bree and Elle are chatting in the bedroom in bed. They are whispering talking very softly. To be honest, I have no idea what they said, sorry! Mike cuts in to announce the crew member of the week – the same guy as last week, and he begins his little rhyme. Ashalea and Terri in the kitchen now. Merlin there also too. They are talking about Ryan’s little fight with Ash tonight. She says that because he has been drinking he’s taken the ‘that hurt’ comment to heart. Ash says she has her friends, who are younger, and even though don’t act this immature.Comm break again :(

1:08am – Mike runs through the brain teaser. Uplate update. Back to the kitchen, Merlin and Ash are the only two remaining. Ash says the only good time we had when they were drinking was the camping task. Merlin says they’ve only had two real incidents – Paul and Merlin’s argument, and earlier tonight. Ash asks Merlin if tomorrow is Friday. Ash says she doesn’t want to leave. She says it’s not up to her anyway. Merlin says either way she’ll be fine. Ash says she felt bad for Aphro leaving cause she didn’t want to go. Mike comes on and talks about the VBB comp. Comm break.

1:21am – Mike is in the studio, but we can see them hug and say goodnight (Merlin and Ash) to each other in the kitchen. Now the last uplate update. He comes back and he shows us Merlin getting into bed on thr studio TV. Marie is the winner of the last stash of cash! Sleep email time seeing everyone is in bed. That’s it for tonight. Vincent might be in tomorrow night. At 1:29am it’s goodnight from Dreamworld.

Where’s Warren?