Author: Tim

12:42am: Hotdogs, Tim and the brothers in the spa. Talking about how much toilet paper each of them use. Tim tells the guys that on Sunday when Gretel crosses to them they should say they can’t speak for fear of getting diseases from not being able to go to the toilet because they have no toilet paper. Hotdogs says he will definately say it. They talk about spliting the toilet paper up completely between each housemates. Hotdogs says he won’t go without when he only goes once every 4 days in here due to the staples. Talk turns to the staples, and Hotdogs complaining that everyone didn’t like it and made people cook other things etc. He says it took him two weeks to get used to it, but he never once for someone to cook anything different. Tim says that after a weekend in a reward room he was very happy to come back to the staples and not drink and eat the fatty stuff. We’re taken to the reward room where they are watching a dvd. Michelle is in bed while Glenn continues to watch. Back out to the spa, where they are talking about ancient animals and land or something. No idea actually. Talking about dingos in the outback or something, and how one of his relatives had a pet dingo. Back into the reward room where the pash fest has begun. Glenn is saying that because she’s a cripple, he might go out and see the others. They start kissing again though. Michelle gets up and put trackies on, and complains that she has put weight on. It seems they are both going to head back to the house. Maybe not though, as Glenn has now decided to open a bottle of wine. Michelle doesn’t want to drink it. Glenn says he’s had 8 beers and half a bottle of champagne and he’s only just starting to get happy. He drinks the glass of wine that Michelle didn’t want, and they go back to the house proper. They head to the bedroom. Glenn gets onto Dean’s bed and starts cuddling with Kate. They talk about the movie they were watching. Michelle reveals she had a spa, but Glenn didn’t join her. Kate doesn’t understand why he didn’t! We are taken back to the spa, where Dave is talking about an earlier BB diary room visit. He says that he was happy to give up hair dye for a toilet roll or something. It might be related to his plumbing job he had to do with the toilet? Glenn comes out and joins the boys. He tells them about the movie he watched, and a particular scene that he watched 4 times. Back in the bedroom, Michelle is saying that she is nervous for Sunday. Dean asks her if she fears the stage, which she does. Vesna is getting bandaged again after an accident earlier in the night. She says to Michelle is a stern voice exactly what happened. It does look nasty.

1:08am: Still out with the boys in the spa. Everyone is suggesting ways that Glenn can work his magic tonight. Tim gives him a stupid tale to tell her, but the guys don’t like it. Glenn has a idea of showing him fully naked, with Michelle fully naked, and him getting a stify and thus, they won’t be able to show it. I think Glenn just mentioned Miriam. They say that was so last year. Into the kitchen we go where they are talking about a nudie run which was performed earlier by Christie and Geneva. Dean comes out and Vesna blames him for hurting Kate’s finger. He says “Damn, I was aiming for you again.” Dean goes straight out to the spa.

1:22am: Girls still in the kitchen eating a bit of pizza. Christie is talking about her love crisis with Greg. Michelle tells them all that Kate kept telling her that she liked Glenn, and she didn’t think that was the case, and now she doesn’t know whats going on with her feelings. She is confused, but it’s happening. Good to see Rachael and Vesna chatting with the girls. Christie says that this is her world now. They tell her that she has to remember that it’s a temp world. The girls say that once they get out there is no element of suprise for anyone they date. Michelle says that she fell i love with Glenn’s honesty and down to earth nature. Kate says that in the beginning that Glenn and her would get together, and she couldn’t say that she knew that there would be something between Michelle and Glenn.

1:37am: Girls still in the kitchen. Michelle has gone though. They are talking about Vesna sounding a bit like Effie every once in a while. Christie complains that her diet is going to start tomorrow. Vesna says she thinks her calves must be growing like no tomorrow. She complains about the food in here, saying that she eats Fish at least twice a day in the outside world. Greg runs into the showers, and Christie immediately starts complaining that she has no idea where there relationship is at. She asks Michelle to recount the conversation again.

1:48am: Michelle is saying goodnight to the bedroom, and Geneva is asking her not to get Glenn to give her a specific job. Kate says she doesn’t want baker, and Dean says he wants to be himself and not have a job. Geneva says that they should get Glenn to go to BB and ask if they can give Rachael more than 1 job (lol!). Dean says he has to be nicer. Kate says he really tried tonight, and that she saw it. He says “It hurt, but I did it.” In the reward room, Michelle asks him who he’s giving the jobs too. Michelle says that Dean doesn’t want any, and Glenn says that that is fair. He says that he himself will take Farmer again. BB tells them both they need a battery change. Michelle was scared they were going to get told off. They get the batteries out of a drawer in the room (clever!). They discuss what to give Rachael, and Glenn says “might give her a rest.” Michelle can’t believe it, and Glenn says “I just wanted to see your reaction.” Glenn decides Rachael can be the housekeeper, and gives Christie her first job of the whole series by being the dish-washing person? Is there even that job?! Glenn wants to stop talking because they are coming up to a good part in the movie. Michelle says she missed the start. Glenn tells her she hasn’t missed anything interesting. Glenn is drinking the wine from the bottle.

2:00am: Boys still the spa. Greg is out, and is showing them his six pack. They are talking about Rachael. Dave says he hasn’t let her win an argument. He says he’ll always put the fire out. Tim says that she hasn’t really said anything to cause a problem for him personally. Hotdogs suggests that she came in knowing who Tim was and thought that she could make him his friend. Hotdogs says that she has come in with very set views on all the housemates. He says that when she challenged Dean, she soon realised that Dean was well liked in the group. Dave reckons she came in here to split the group up as much as possible. Hotdogs says that he reckons that she came in with a plan and executed it, but didn’t stop to think where she was and give herself time to realise that it’s a totally different world in the house. Tim says he has told her that she is at times foolish, especially two days ago. Tim says that she was just starting to get into the group before she went off at Michelle and Dave the other day. Dave agrees. Hotdogs backs her up though for singing to herself earlier in the night. He says she isn’t crazy, she just needs to tell somebody, and she only has herself. Tim says she is going to be as nice as possible to her. Hotdogs says that Tim is the mediator. Tim doesn’t agree with that. They decide to stop talking about it, because they will get ‘too much airtime.’ Classic! They start talking about Dave’s hair colour again. He really can’t stand it. They talk about the proposed cross country challenge for tomorrow.

2:14am: Dean is talking about Nelson and Constance getting evicted. He reckons they didn’t get prizes because they weren’t evicted on a Sunday. He adds to his theory by saying that they keep referring to Angela as the first official evictee. Lights go out in the room. The boys are now in the sauna. They are saying that the chores will show them if he’s changed. They hope he gives the girls everything, but Hotdogs reckons that Michelle and Kate won’t have to do anything. They all exit the sauna and get wet, them come back in. Tim suggests that he should get an earring. He says he’s going to get a haircut on Sunday. Kate goes to the bathroom and Tim is leaning over to see her. Dave gets up and gets Kate to fill the bucket in the sauna up. She agrees.

2:24am: Christie is complaining to Greg cuase he farted when she was on top of him. Meanwhile, she is jumping on the bed. Dean is throwing pillows at her, and knocks over a lamp or something. Dean tries to calm her down a bit, but they continue fighting anyway. They finally call a truce. Dean can’t believe that she’ll be known as Cabbage to the outside world. He says she will definately be called cabbage in his phone. Kate looks like she wants to sleep in Dean’s bed cause Michelle is gone. She is using one of Dave’s pillows, and Dean says that Dave will be mad. Rachael comes over to Dean’s bed too. At 2:33am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

11.57pm – I join Uplate to hear lots of heavy breathing and panting among Michelle and Glenn! The two are grinding under the blankets. Michelle moans a little, Glenn repositions himself and the panting continues. They pash over their microphone.

Meanwhile Kate, Greg and Vesna are in the kitchen. Vesna is popping pimples in her face. Dean asks Vesna if she every asked as a fluffer. Vesna asks what it is. Dean says its some one who puts the fluff in ugg boots. Vesna wasn’t one of those. She thought it was something to with porn (I’m pretty sure it is). Rachael explains a fluffer is the person who gets porn stars “excited” for their shoots. Dean and David are sitting together and David lets out a very smelly fart. Vesna is just hearing what a fluffer is and wants to know why Dean thought she would be one. Hotdogs is amused at what a fluffer is – he didn’t know what it was before. Kate says she doesn’t need to be “tweaked” by a fluffer. He nipples are so sensitive to the cold – she gets turned on easily by them. Hotdogs says Kate is very attractive. Greg says she is attractive, and Kate says “go tell that to your brother”.

After the ad break Mike is purposely stalling on the brain teaser so they don’t show the action between Michelle and Glenn… hrmph! He jokes about jerking and relieving tension lol! Trust an ad break and a brainteaser to be jammed in over the most exciting part.

12.08am – The heavy breathing has become a little more relaxed and it seems Glenn is now lying on Michelle, going to sleep. He is rubbing her cheek while she kisses his hand occasionally. They start pashing again, it’s like sloppy noodles being poured over the microphone. Michelle lets out a little moan again. Nope.. it’s well and truely over now as Michelle rolls over and Glenn spoons her. Michelle says “I love you”. Glenn’s response is muffled but it sounds like “I love you too”. A little later Geneva pokes her head up to see whats going on. She then sits up and takes off some of her clothes, which stirs Christie. Christie gets out of bed.

12.21am – A few housemates in the kitchen. Hotdogs is giving Vesna a lot of attention, joking about groping her. Dean is talking about something that is 10 inches (lol!). They joke about Vesna being a whore – she doesn’t like it! She says since she’s walked into this house the converstations back been about dicks dicks and dicks. They talk about anal sex and Vesna says they shouldn’t put it where it doesn’t belong. Vesna is now on Hotdog’s lap and he’s practically begging for a hug. Vesna explains if she goes to a party there will be plenty of guys who will want to talk to her but that doesn’t mean she wants to talk to every guy – only selective guy. Hotdogs says he finds her attractive and he’s confident. Vesna leads on a joke about Hotdogs being her husband. Vesna then says there is a pimple on Dean’s chest and she needs to pop it – he pulls away while they play-wrestle to get to the pimple. She eventually gets to it and he says it fucking hurts. Dean says to Hotdogs “your missus is a nutta!”. Dean explains a very lame pick up line: calling some one over with your finger and saying “I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with two” (cue lame trumpet wah wah wah).

12.26am – More pickup lines(?). David is talking about saying he has a huge boner, can you help me out by putting it in your ear? He then says one to Kate “I just looked at you and it went straight up. Kate is giggling. Dean: “my knob just said he wont go down until you suck it”.

Haha! Mike Goldman puts his phone playing the BB ringtone in his mouth and “wah wah waahs” the theme – very funny. Apparently some DJ has been spreading rumours about him and Mike being a couple – reow!

12.37am – Glenn and Michelle are awake and are facing away from each other now! Guilt? Who knows. Kate seems to be whispering with Dean and Greg, asking if her bed is empty. She lies down inbetween them. They all gossip about Michelle and Glenn. Dean makes pigeon noises at the couple (they have named them the pigeons). Kate explains Michelle was making moaning noises before. Dean and David are amused and gossip like highschool boys. Meanwhile Michelle is positioning her hair and lying down to sleep. Dean says this week has gone really quick, and wonders if they should go to sleep. Kate tells Dean he’s not allowed to leave them this Sunday.

12.47am – Kate, Dean and David are talking about the task, and how one couple in particular was given all the food tasks (not sure which one). Apparently one housemate was picking their nose while cooking in the task. Some one tells the three they are trying to sleep – I think it’s Hotdogs. David gets up farts right near Michelle and Hotdogs. There is a whole lot of muffled giggling while Michelle gags and tries to wave it away. Hotdogs goes and joins the threesome on Dean and David’s bed. They tell Kate to go do a fart this time. The original fart has now wafted over to their bed and they all laugh and cover their faces with pillows. Some one lets out a fart – a very loud one! They all laugh again. It was Dean this time. Rachael enters the bedroom and David says “oh Rachael did you fart?”. David says “I think I shit myself”. Rachael gets into bed, not amused. The foursome are now plotting something else to do but it’s impossible to hear.

12.53am – They all agree they should start trying to get to sleep now.

1.06am – Dean and David have just decided to go to sleep. Dean sleeps with a pillow right between his legs in his groin… weird. “This is Big Brother. Tim to the diary room”. Tim gets out of bed and Mike tells us it’s a battery change.

We don’t go back to the house tonight, but Mike does let us all know his producer is a friend of dorothy. Dreamworld says goodnight at 1.41am.

12:33am: Geneva starts the show by saying that the one thing that drives her mad with Christie is she doesn’t get a plate to cut things up. She is currently cutting up a orange. Christie says sorry and gets a plate. Christie, talking about the earlier mayhem, says she is definately dissapointed. She says to BB “Fark, I’m going crazy!” She asks Geneva how she feels after a conversation with someone who I can’t figure out. She says ‘lame.’ Christie tell hers to join the club. She says that Dean is going to talk to them about it tonight, but then she says she might tell him not to because it just might get worse. Sorry, I still have no idea what they are talking about. We cut to the bedroom. Dave is talking to Michelle, and saying how he doesn’t want a relationship in the house cause he doesn’t want to have to get out and answer all those questions about it. He then goes on to talk about his brother, saying that they hadn’t lived with each other for 5 years, and that they would only see each other every couple of months. Have no idea why he said that….Hotdogs comes over, and Michelle says that she never thought it would happen to her. Dogs says “fall in love?” Michelle says she hasn’t fallen in love, but then asks Dogs how he is. Having just received his video call, he should feel good. He says he’s fantastic. Michelle reinterates her point that she made the other day to Hotdogs about how he shouldn’t feel guilty over choosing himself for the message. They talk about how they didn’t know specifics, but they thought that it must have been big for him to want it so much. (All housemates now know about Hotdogs father and his condition.) Hotdogs recounts the vote a couple of days ago. He reckons that Vesna voted for him because she had seen a conversation involving himself in Geneva a couple of weeks back concerning the issue of his parents, and thus decided to choose Dogs for the message. Hotdogs says to them that he was ready to reveal his family’s plight last week to all the housemates, and then 2 new people rocked in, and he couldn’t just blurt it out then. Dogs says the phone looked cool, and he is looking forward to getting one once evicted. Vesna comes and lies on Hotdogs back. They talk about Vesna going to the toilet. Michelle says she think’s she’ll sleep in her own bed tonight. Dogs says he likes watching the show from his bed. They talk about how they all feel like they are back at school or on camp in the house. Michelle thinks it’s time to go to bed, and Hotdogs agrees, saying he has to feed the animals tomorrow. That group breaks up. Michelle and Dave remain, and Michelle points to the apple stickers and says ‘thats how long i have left.’ Michelle reckons she is definately going, she says that Dean is definately safe, and Dogs won’t get voted out this week, so she thinks she is gone. Dave doesn’t agree. Michelle says she has done well, but really wants to do a lot better. She says she hates the stage. Hard to hear them cause they are lying on the pillows. We cut to Dogs and Vesna in bed, very close to each other. Dogs says he feels so good. He says he couldn’t have realised the impact of being away from loved ones would have on him until he came in, and now he’s seen them again, he’s totally fine and ready to continue on.

12:59am: Christie and Michelle talking across beds, but whispering and using their hands a bit too. No idea what they are saying. After a bit, Christie decides to come over and talk to her. Kate, who is also in bed, will hear the convo. Christie says she just spoke to Greg before on his own, and they said that they agreed that they are not the same kind of people and that they aren’t good for each other. SHe says it’s doing her head in though because she is going to want what she can’t have. She says she lied to him and told him that she was over it, when she isn’t, so she can’t run back to him anyway. Kate says they can still cuddle, but Christie says she doesn’t think she can because she likes him too much for that. Greg is called to the diary room.

1:13am: Kate is talking about an ex boyfriend. Still talking about Greg & Christie. Christie says that Greg was going to have a talk with her anyway to see where they were at. Lights have gone out. Christie says she is not going to bring it up anymore. They talk about how BB always asks questions in the hope they will ramble on in the diary room. Kate gets Dean’s attention and shows him a hand from a dummy from last weeks task. She then has only one finger up, and says thats for Dave.

1:25am: Kate has made her way over to Dean’s bed. She asks if he can get ‘cabbage arse’ of her bed! Dean reveals his and Christie’s master plan to bottle farts and then sell them on eBay. Lovely. Kate says that he should get Christie over to his bed, in the hope that Kate can then go back to her own bed and go to sleep. Back to Dean’s scheme, he says that even if only one person buys them for $2 he can forever go around and says to other people “has anyone paid money for yours?”. Funny stuff. He’s convinced there will be one fool that will buy it. I’m sure that heaps would be stupid enough to buy it. Dean asks Kate if her bed is the cool bed, and after Kate says yes, Dean tells Cabbage to bunker down and stay there the night. Kate then says that Dean’s bed is the cool bed and that it’s cooler if cabbage is on it. Kate tries to convince Christie to do her next smell on Dean, and she agrees, but then Dean tells her that they just want her off their bed. She yells back that she’ll stay there, and Dean replies with “Well done cabbage.” Kate complains that she is cold, and points to her feet for example. Dean says it’s just bad circulation, and that she is turning into a nana already. Christie and Dean have a conversation about their scheme across the room. Christie wants to do them now, but Dean, knowing better, suggest they sleep on it ‘because you don’t want to get out of that bed.’

1:40am: Dean asks Rachael if she has been cut caked yet. I think it involves farting. They say they’ll show her it tomorrow, but she says she doesn’t think she wants to know about it. Dean and Kate whisper, then laugh, but no idea what they said. Dave and Kate start whispering. Dean and Hotdogs start arguing about something, and then Dean uses a line given to him from Dave. Hotdogs thinks the argument is a bit serious, but Dean tells him he’s joking. Kate says to the boys “She won’t sleep there will she?”

1:51am: Vesna is laughing really loudly. Christie yells out, “Hey Vesna, Shut the F Up.” Michelle claps. Laughter all around. Hotdogs says that she can go to feed the animals and then they can leave her there. Dogs says she is depressed all day and waits till bedtime to start laughing. Vesna decides she needs the toilet. Dave jumps into Dogs bed and hides under the covers, waiting for her to come back. She suspects something, but still is very scared when he pops out. They talk about how they will all have to get up for the task at some point. Cut to Greg and Christie lying on the same bed. But she leaves, confused at what Greg said. She goes back to bed but a second later she is back on Kate’s bed and kate is up wondering if she’ll ever get to sleep without the cabbage smell. Christie finally gets in her own bed, and Kate is finally back in her own bed as well.

No more talk at all from the housemates, so at 2:34am Dreamworld says goodnight.