Day 44

1.22pm – Housemates are released from the bedroom to find Big Brother has set up a mini golf course in the backyard. There is to be a tournament later in the week – and now the housemates must practice. They pair up with their bed partners, and the solo sleepers will be put together. Some housemates including Christie and Tim say they should wager 50%, while the rest say 100%. First pair is Christie and Geneva. Christie does very badly. Next is Hotdogs and Vesna – not the greatest. David almost gets a hole in one. Tim knocks it far but way outside the boundries. Greg doesn’t make the mark. The winners are Geneva, Hotdogs, David, Glenn and Tim. Big Brother tells all housemates they must feed the animals. The housemates are a little confused and wonder what is up. Vesna is having some problems handling the alpaca, but the other housemates give her some tips. Vesna is quite scared of the alpaca. Geneva says the alpaca is spooked by all the people and will go crazy at any moment. It starts jumping up and down and Vesna freaks. Geneva starts complaining and Vesna loses the plot: she screams at Geneva that handling the animals she can’t do – correction she can’t handle the horse (alpaca). Vesna complains she is expected to like everything everyone says – the boys laugh at her. Kate has a sneaky private laugh. All the housemate chuckles make Vesna chuckle.

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4.26pm – Housemates are still in the games area. The winners are told they can return to the house. Other housemates are to remain where they are. A wall is now in the bedroom to divide it in two. The winners enter the bedroom and quickly discover their new beds. Tim is the first to figure it out when he looks through the windows on the dividing wall and sees the loser’s matt beds. Big Brother gets the winners to close the blinds so the losers don’t see them. Both winners and losers read the task out loud.

Tim is Greg’s master
Geneva is Christie’s master
Glenn is Kate’s master
Hotdogs is Vesna’s master
David is Dean’s master

Dean says he is glad he isn’t Hotdogs’s servant. Servants must do laundry, shower outside. Masters have constant hot water. Masters must never say please or thankyou or apologise to servants. The blinds are eventually opened and the buzzers are tested.

5.37pm – Masters are doing shopping for themselves. A lot of the products have gone down in price. Hotdogs goes a little mental (looks like a dick). Christie’s buzzer rings… she goes outside to see what Geneva wants. Geneva accidentally pressed the button and says sorry. Back inside the servants are looking glum. Big Brother announces that masters are not allowed to say sorry. The punishment is that servants can no longer use the spa.

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7.50pm – Tim tells Greg he wants the toilet seat warmed for when he goes in 10 minutes time. The housemates all laugh but Greg looks pissed. He goes and sits on the toilet (with his pants on of course). Tim says he does not want to have a cold toilet seat. Glenn says Kate takes orders too well. Tim goes to the toilet to check on the status of his toilet seat warming – and returns Greg to the lounge.

8.29pm – This is Big Brother. The nominees are Hotdogs, Vesna and Geneva. Dean is called to the diary room to deduct 3 nominations points. He choses Geneva and returns to the lounge. This is Big Brother there are now 4 people up for eviction – Hotdogs, Vesna, Geneva and …. Dean. Dean puts his hands in the air and smiles. Dean doesn’t reveal who he picked “there’s no need to say”. Geneva looks very sad.

9.13pm – Greg is asking Dean how he feels for nominating himself. He doesn’t seem phased by it (wait until next Sunday). He says he has a feeling he won’t go “sounds cocky and dumb doesn’t it” (why yes it does haha). Later in the spa Geneva is in the spa with Hotdogs. She says she’s having a problem with Vesna… a big problem. She feels very jealous when Hotdogs is with her “you give her so much all the time. It wasn’t until you left when people realised what she was really like”. Hotdogs says he really does like her. Geneva says “so what!? You like me!”. Meanwhile in the bedroom Vesna is telling Christie she can’t tolerate Geneva. Christie can’t stand Kate. Vesna can deal with Kate. Christie can’t stand her bossyness and her ass-sucking-up-ness. In the spa Geneva is bitching about Vesna still “she’s so needy”. Hotdogs says he’s sorry she feels this way. Geneva asks him why he picked. Hotdogs says he hasnt’ picked but Geneva thinks he has – because he didn’t tell Vesna that she’s not the only close person he has in the house. Geneva says she’s sick of talking about it. Hotdogs jokes he’s sick of talking about her… grabs her and they spoon in the spa together.

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12.52am – Greg is called to the masters bedroom. Tim says “come”. Tim tells Greg he wants to hear “Advance Australia Fair” sung beautifully before the masters go to sing. He starts singing and the masters join in. Midway Tim tells him to sing more proudly. Back in the servants bedroom the servants are laughing saying they could hear him singing. Vesna says this task is brining out the bitch in her. Dean says she’s acting like a pork chop – they have only been doing the task for half a day. Vesna loses the plot again and says she is being constantly told she is being denied stuff. She is yelling very loudly. Meanwhile the masters are listening in. Hotdogs says she’s cracked faster than he expected. Dean is telling Vesna they are all in it together. Vesna says she just needs to complain and no one understands it. Geneva wants to go into the servants room and help. The other masters tell her not to – they are like Big Brother in this instance. Vesna is saying she just wants to complain and get it over and done with – she doesn’t just have to ‘suck it up’ like everyone keeps saying. Vesna starts yelling at the masters who are peaking through the windows to listen. Dean says for Vesna’s own good things will get worse the more she whinges. Christie says Vesna only does it because she’s frustrated. Vesna says the tougher people get the tougher she will get. She’s not pussyfooting around. No more nice girl she says. Dean laughs and they all have a laugh about it. In the masters bedroom Glenn says he wonders what they will be like tomorrow. Tim says yeah – “its kinda scary”.

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Day 43

10.39am – This is Big Brother, Vesna, Kate you have 1 minute to get up and start cleaning all of the interior windows. Kate isn’t impressed. Dean is getting up in the rewards room – he says he had a great dream. In the main bedroom Rachael says she had a dream she was having an argument with Kate – Rachael wants to talk about it later, not infront of the other housemates. Kate is swiping the windows and says sarcastically to Vesna “I can’t wait until our little talk”. Vesna is complaining that she doesn’t do this type of work – she doesn’t clean or do farm work. In the rewards room the boys are eating lunch and Hotdogs is doing his usual gloatish relaxing. Outside David asks Vesna what she would do if Big Brother asked her to clean the outside windows – she said she would leave the house, seriously. She says she doesnt’ clean – especially not windows. Her sister cleans her house. David says “we have a whinger”. Vesna wonders why Big Brother doesn’t hire cleaners (because cleaner cost money). David says Vesna always complains about things – she complains that she doesn’t complain. He says she is the only person in the house who whinges. She tells him to take it back. “You whing about things you can’t have, you whing about things you have to do, why do you think you got farm animals? You have just whinged for the last 10 minutes”. Vesna says she is used to a partiuclar lifestyle – why should she have to like things outside her lifestyle? David says she should just suck it up and deal with it. Vesna says anyone who would know her would says “wow she’s taking it well”.

Later in the bathroom Kate is talking to Tim (Rachael wants to talk to her later). Kate says “yeah see you there” and pulls a raspberry with a thumbsdown. Kate explains she wants to talk about a dream she had – Tim says thats ridiculous. Tim explains after him and Rachael kissed Rachael is taking it too seriously. Kate jokes that TIm should go around kissing people willy-nilly… because people have feelings.

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4.03pm – This is Big Brother, farmhand time to feed the animals. Vesna can’t believe she has to go outside in the rain – she thinks BB is doing this on purpose. Hotdogs is being smirk and says to chin up. He goes out with her. Vesna is cranky because she doesn’t know what to do. She whinges at the animals saying “at least you get fed, what do we get? Nothing!”. The tells the animals to move away from her when she’s feeding. Rachael helps her out with the food. Inside Tim says the pigs are getting really big, they can almost stick their heads over the fence. Rachael comes in and Geneva say Rachael looks really really good with makeup on. Kate comes into the bedroom and talks to Rachael.

Rachael says she can’t speak her opinion because she feels Kate is so much more educated than her. Kate says Rachael doesn’t know her education. Rachael says she went to year 12 so thats more education than she had.

Big Brother annouces the farmhand must go back to finish the chores – she hasnt’ walked the alpaca. Vesna is fuming – it’s still raining.

Meanwhile Kate says Rachael just says her opinion and then runs – she doesn’t invite people to talk and thats why she is feeling alienated. Kate says in future they should talk from begining to finish and not make a big deal infront of the other housemates about a “big serious talk”. Kate says she was thinking “oh stuff you” about it. Rachael says thats childish.

Hotdogs is called to the diary room… he is all smiles (for now). Big Brother says threatening behavior is not tolerated in the house. This includes sexual harrassment. Big Brother says his recent behavior was totally unacceptable. Hotdogs says he understands… he is very glum. As a result Big Brother is awarding you a strike. Any housemate with three strikes may face early eviction from the Big Brother house. Hotdogs says he understands.

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8.06pm – Its time to go… Rachael. Vesna hugs her. Rachael says “short and sweet, how I like it”. Dean is all laughs. Christie tells her to have some champagne for her. Tim gives her a kiss and says “seeya sweetie”. Hotdogs yawns. Dean seems to be concerned about who will be dish washer now. Christie says her dream about being evicted didn’t come true. Christie finds that Rachael left her some cream under her pillow. “That is so sweet”. Vesna is feeling strange because she didn’t like Rachael at first – then liked her and not having enough time to spend with her before eviction. Geneva agrees. Outside Tim says it’s a wounded animal analogy – she couldnt’ recover. Dean says he stopped taunting her the last few days. Tim explains his talks with her in the reward room – his theories about who she would be friends with were wrong. Dean says “congrats on another week Vesna”. Vesna isn’t really with it and says “oh…. yeah”. Geneva jokes to Vesna “now we need to get rid of you and everything will be normal”. No one laughs and Vesna is very angry. Geneva says she meant it as a joke. Vesna doesn’t agree and says she will think about whether its a joke or not. Hotdogs says they should go outside to listen for screams – they won’t hear many though. Vesna says thats mean.

Christie is explaining to Vesna she felt weird because she was feeling alienated simply for being friends with Rachael. Kate says thats not right. Christie felt sad that no one cared about Rachael. Hotdogs is saying Rachael didn’t have to come into the house like that – but there is so much more to her. Vesna agrees. They both would have liked her to stay. In the sauna David is saying Rachael is the one he wanted to go. Tim is reluctant to have this conversation. Tim starts flexing in the mirror and says “I have never looked in the mirror like this before… I’m such a poser.. I haven’t even gotten any muscle yet”. David says he will get over it. In the kitchen Kate says she is really happy now – she is going to go mad with Geneva and Christie. The two girls give each other a congratulatory kiss for surviving the eviction.

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9.49pm – Farewell video from Rachael.

Hi everyone if your’e hearing this message I guess this means I’m out of your hair, so half of you will be celebrating for sure (housemates laughing). Sorry for being such a bitch straight up. Some of you got ot know me, the ones who didn’t, it’s your loss.

Geneva we all know you’re a bit moody but you’re a fabulous girl – try not to feed other people’s leads so much.

Kate I’m going to be honest, I also find you very ignorant and narrow minded about some things. The boys and Kate laugh at Rachael. Kate says “no lets not waste our time”.

Not broadcast on the daily show but at this point David called Rachael a bitch.

Timmy you’ve been fantastic you’ve made me see things from other points of view.

Dean I’m sorry I was such a bitch to you the first day I met you. You’re very intelligent and very funny. Somestimes you gotta remember your jokes can be hurtful. You need to think a little more before you joke. You’re gonna be very successful.

Logans, Greg is a sweetie thats all I can say – geniune, funny, down to earth. I think that you and Christie would be perfect together.

David I gotta be honest I don’t know how to take you – one day you compliment me the other day you bitch about me. You did make my time in the house a bit more fun.

I think you guys have been very loving and forgiving to give me the chance you gave me so far. Have fun. Afterwards the housemates joke about how Kate is ignorant and narrow minded. Kate is laughing nervously. Kate says “she could have said anything but all I could hear was blah blah blah”.

10.28pm – Kate is telling the girls there is nothing between her and David. Christie says the next time she should kiss him, then lie still, and wait for the feeling to percolate in David’s head. Kate says if she wanted to she would. Kate says she never ever makes the first move. Geneva says she has dibs on the intruder. Outside the boys are talking about going to sleep. Talk moves onto pashes. Greg say he’s getting pashes every night. As much as he wants to stop it….. his grumbling becomes unintelligable. Tim tells him to keep it at a level he’s comfortable with. Bedroom door is closed and they go to bed.

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Days 41 and 42

Day 41

9.30pm – Housemates are cooking dinner after Friday Night games. They only have staples to win. Geneva wonders what would be the case if she won the task – she’d still have to cook dinner. Meanwhile Hotdogs is being all smirky in the rewards room with Dean. They watch a movie. Geneva wants to know if Hotdogs is going to hear her knocking when she wants the dishes washed (it is his designated chore). Geneva goes up to the door and starts knocking. Hotdogs doesn’t answer on purpose. In the bedroom Vesna says she doesn’t like Geneva. Hotdogs eventually comes out the reward room after a few hours. Most of the housemates are in the bowling alley. Hotdogs grabs Geneva’s bum but she turns around and yells at him to do the washing up. He laughs and says she’s a bad sport. Hotdogs then gets a strike in the bowling alley. Geneva goes into the bedroom and asks what Vesna and Rachael were talking about – they say just about being in the house.

Hotdogs goes into the reward room and says Geneva is being dirty on him. The two brag to each other about how they are in the “rewards” room, and the rest are not.

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Rachael and Tim are in the bathroom. Tim says when he kissed you he didn’t think it was Rachael leading him on. She agrees and says from the begining it was just a bit of fun – but in saying that she didn’t think she would kiss anyone. Tim is glad she shared that with him and enjoyed it. Rachael says she would probably like to hear he is loyal to him and doesn’t want to see him with other chicks say if she was evicted. Tim is a little reluctant on this issue. Tim says he has liked Kate since he got here – all the other girls are not his type of girl. To be honest he doesn’t think he’s their kind of guy. Rachael says they can leave it at that.

Later in the spa Hotdogs is really drunk and says he can’t understand how people in the house can be upset at him and Dean. Hotdogs thinks the other housemates are jealous but Geneva is pissed because he’s not cleaning up. Vesna says she’s going into the house. Hotdogs says he loves her. Kate says she’s glad Dean took Hotdogs into the reward room. In the bedroom Vesna tells Rachael whats going on and Rachael says they deserve it (she deserves it more!). They tell Geneva she should go talk to him because she upset him. Geneva doesn’t care and doesn’t think she should talk to him – he’s being a dick. In the reward room the boys are drunk and acting like dickheads. Vesna is telling Geneva she’s not feeling warm towards her – Geneva is overbearing sometimes. Geneva asks Kate if she is moody and overbearing – Kate says yes but you are aware of your moods.

1.10am – The boys in the reward room are making coffees. Geneva is sick of the dirty kitchen – she starts cleaning up until Big Brother stops her. She tells Big Brother to tell Hotdogs to do it. She goes and starts banging on the reward room door.

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Later in the night the girls are making up a dance routine on the dancefloor (Rachael, Vesna and Christie). Hotdogs emerges to do the kitchen cleanup. He is still really drunk and is smiling like a dork at the girls. He is clanging the dishes about and not washing then properly. He comes into the bedroom and touches Glenn (in the groin). Glenn says “don’t ever do that to me again – I’m dead serious”. Hotdogs says, drunk “out of all the people in this house I don’t beleive you”. Hotdogs goes silent and Vesna leads him out of the bedroom. Glenn is fuming. In the kitchen Hotdogs says Glenn doesn’t take him seriously. Vesna tries to diffuse the situation but Hotdogs ends up telling her to fuck off and go inside – “don’t talk to me”. Dean comes out and Vesna tells him to give him a hand, and sits down. Hotdogs says everyone is gaining up on him – he tells her to go join the crowd. Hotdogs says he’s giving up talking to Vesna, and she only says bad things about him. Vesna has no idea what he’s talking about – “why are you being like this? Why are you behaving this way?”. Vesna gets upset about the things Hotdogs is saying (he called her a whorebag but they can’t show it on the 7pm show). Vesna gets very upset and says Hotdogs knows nothing about her. She leaves. Dean helps Hotdogs dry up. Dean says they will talk about it tomorrow over breakfast. Hotdogs says “pathetic people in this house act pathetically”.

In the bathroom Vesna is crying and Geneva comes to comfort her. She hugs him. Vesna asks “why is he so selfish?” “Have I ever said anything bad about him? Then he goes and says those bad things to me”. “He embarrases me infront of everyone”.

Glenn goes to the diary room. He says he’s come close to the end of his stay in the house. He was very close to getting physically violent just now. He is feeling angry and didn’t want to act like that in the house. Something out of his contorl has made him act like that and he’s angry at himself too. BB tells him he can spend some time in the diary room if he likes.

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Day 42

1.12pm – Hotdogs is in the living room, he gives an apology to Glenn and Glenn says its all cool. In the bedroom Vesna is cleaning the windows. Hotdogs approaches from behind.

Hotdogs: Um, (pauses) uuhhh… (stretches) .. (laughs) what exactly were we going on about last night?

Vesna: You told me I was fake, you told me I was a really bad person and really bad stuff, really bad.

Hotdogs: I thought it was two way street, I didn’t know.

Vesna: In what way?

Hotdogs: I saw you on at me as well

Vesna: If I had to put that on a scale of 1 to 10 – I would put that on a 10. No one has every spoken to me like that. I just find you have a very selfish nature.

Hotdogs: I really am sorry

Vesna: Just don’t to it again. Because if you do, we will be sleeping at opposite sides of the room, because I don’t need that.

Hotdogs: I had a really good night last night and I did not appreciate the fact that people had issues with me enjoying myself.

Vesna: I just see your selfishness is very insecure. You are 27, if you continue to be selfish like this… its not going to be good for you.

Hotdogs goes into the reward room with Dean. Inside Dean asks if everything is all good with Hotdogs. HD says its really fucked with Geneva beacause of the way she was last night. Dean asks what she did last night. Hotdogs says she is only jealous because he was in the rewards room.

4.52pm – Vesna says Geneva should have a talk with Hotdogs. She says she will only do it if he initiates it. She doesn’t know if she will do it just yet. Geneva wonders if Hotdogs has been the reason Vesna and her didn’t get along. Vesna says it was mainly because Geneva was moody. Vesna says whoever wins FNL next week should take Geneva into the rewards room.

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Day 41 Uplate

12:55am: We join the housemates in the bedroom. Like as if Kris Noble was waiting for us to cross, he announces to the house, or more specifically Dean & Hotdogs, that there is to be no jumping from the spa to the pool. In the bedroom, Vesna calls Greg over to feel his boobs. Vesna tries to read Greg’s shirt, she can’t understand it. She reckons the guy on it looks like he is touching his balls. Vesna asks Greg if he would take her to the reward room. He says “Yeh sure, If I could get a root.” Cut to the bathroom where Geneva & Kate are brushing their teeth. They seem to be laughing a lot too. Geneva seems to be putting Mousse or some product like that into the toothpaste tube as a practical joke. Actually it’s shaving cream. Kate says that this is going to be great. She asks Kate if it’s wrong of her to be angry at Hotdogs for something he did earlier. Kate says that she thinks that he can’t understand why you (Geneva) would be so happy for him. Geneva goes onto complain that Hotdogs, as the dishpig, hasn’t done the dishes even after multiple requests. Greg comes into the bathroom and tells them that Hotdogs really hurt himself near the spa. He reckons that half his body landed in the spa, half out. Geneva says that Greg got a lot of colour today. He asks if he’s any hotter. She says no. Greg asks if the girls are going to bed. He wants to try to get everyone to bed soon. Kate says that Rachael really wants to keep everyone up! He asks why, and Kate says ‘to shit everyone.’ Greg can’t believe it. Greg finally realises what Geneva has been doing, and they have to fill him in on the joke. Greg gets his toothbrush and smells it. He reckons it doesn’t smell right. Kate laughs and smells it and says it smells like soap. Greg reckons Glenn did it. He washes it. He gets Glenn’s and does the same to his. Kate says that she reckoned her’s smelt like soap but Geneva thought she was paranoid. He puts Glenn’s toothbrush back, but Kate points out that you can see the soag. Greg disagrees, saying “he won’t see that, he’s too dumb.” Christie enters the room and can’t find her toothbrush. She doesn’t look in the best of moods. Dean enters shortly after and he looks like he is really in a ‘good’ mood. He gets Kate wet and then trys to do the same to Greg. Christie starts blaming Greg that has stolen her toothbrush. He says he swears he didn’t, and when Christie goes outside to confront everyone, Greg asks Geneva if she did something with it. She also swears she didn’t touch it. Cut to Dean is the bedroom who is absolutely naked. BB tells him he’s not wearing his microphone. Another 5K bites the dust. Hotdogs calls Vesna a whorebag, and says he is waiting for Dean. He doesn’t have anything on either except a shirt. Besna says that Hotdogs can go and get f*****. Vesna tells him not to come and sleep with her tonight. Hotdogs, very drunk, says he is going to sleep in the rewards room instead. Hotdogs and Dean go back the reward room. Hotdogs wants to make coffee for them both. Dean grabs some Tim Tam’s and sets up Conan the Barbarian or something on the DVD player. Hotdgos asks him how to make the purculated coffee. Dean says he will show him, and Dogs fires back “Nah I wanna make it.” Dean laughs. Whats funnier is that Dean has a look and doesn’t even know how it works.

Back after Mike does his stuff, and Greg is complaining that Rachael wants to make noise in the bedroom when others want to sleep. He says that everyone agreed on Wednesday that if people were to make noise they should leave the bedroom. Rachael finally says that her and Vesna will leave the room. Rachael gets really wound up and Greg can’t believe that she has started an argument from his comment about how he heard that she wanted to keep everyone up tonight. By the end of it Greg is laughing and Rachael seems satisfied and back to her calm self. She is called to the diary room, but she has no idea why. Kate asks Glenn if he took Christie’s toothbrush and he says “I didn’t touch anyone’s toothbrush.” Vesna says that Kate has a lot of clothes she hasn’t seen. Kate says she has worn almost everything. Vesna tells the guys that they haven’t worked Rachael out yet. She says the more people bite, the more Rachael bites back. Kate recounts the earlier conversation in the bathroom. Dave comes in and says that Rachael just told him that he picks his nose a lot. He says he fired back “You talk a lot…now get back into that airlock.” It gets a laugh. Greg, having lived in the house for 40 nights now, asks the dumbest question I’ve ever heard. “What’s an airlock.” His brother explains it’s the room inbetween the two doors of the diary room. Christie raises her voice and tells everyone that someone has done something with her toothbrush. Glenn owns up and says she put some stuff on three of them, but then says that someone else went along and perfumed them all. Christie says she wants to brush her teeth before bed. Geneva says she should go and ask the guys in the reward room. Greg says she can borrow his. She says she will buy one when she becomes shopper chef (LOL! Christie cooking all meals) Greg and Christie are on the same bed holding hands. Christie reckons someone put it in the toilet, and wonders how people can be so cruel. Another quote of the night from Christie is “someone has framed me.” Rachael comes over and says she has to apologise to Greg for saying that she would throw something at Greg’s head LOL. Rachael isn’t sure if Greg thought that their argument just before was mucking around or for real. They both agree they thought they were mucking around. Greg accepts her apology, and Christie asks for a hug!? Greg says there is no reason for a hug. Greg says thanks to BB! Christie tells Rachael that either Timmy or Glenn stole her toothbrush. Rachael immediately questions “Timmy” and he launches into his self defence saying he would never do that

1:28am: Vesna is telling Geneva that she thought for a long time that Geneva didn’t want her in the house. Vesna says she didn’t talk to anyone because she was trying to suss everyone out. She says that Dogs was the only one who went out of his way to make her welcome. She says that Tim is a bit scary. She tells Geneva that sometimes you click with people and then you don’t, and that you beat yourself up over it. She is obviously talking about her recent argument with the Dogs. OK perhaps I’m wrong because Vesna reveals that the two don’t ‘click’. Geneva says they do, and then says that she didn’t click with Kate in the start. Vesna says it will take time. Geneva reckons they are similar that many of the other housemates. Vesna is unsure, saying they are very different people. She says they have similar family issues (Geneva doesn’t get on with her mum, Vesna doesn’t with her dad). Vesna says that she got the felling from Geneva that she didn’t like her. She says she didn’t like Rachael!

1:45am: Still with Geneva and Vesna. Geneva says that she isn’t needy. Vesna says she is one way with others and another way back to Vesna. Geneva feels that she makes too much out of the talking behind people’s back. She says that in this environment you have to talk about other people in here. Geneva says she was a bitch to Rachael and she wishes she could take it all back. She says she has never said anything bad about Vesna, the only thing she has said about her is that she thought that Vesna didn’t want to get to know her. Vesna says she has been in here for 2 weeks and still the only person in here that will talk to her is Hotdogs.

1:53am: Still there. Geneva is telling Vesna she thought the guys would be different, in that they would be more hot blooded. She says it’s as if they are bored. Vesna tells Christie that she smells nice. Christie says she is really shitty cause she is tired. Geneva and Vesna talk about how good Kate’s hair looks. Vesna and Christie talk about what they should do with Christie’s hair on Sunday. The girls watch Rachael running around the room. Geneva asks Vesna a series of questions about ADD. They come up with the opinion that you aren’t born with it, it’s developed because of the way your bought up, and a sign of bad parenting.

2:07am: Vesna is playing with Christie’s skin on her back. Christie launches into a rendition of “I’m Sandra Dee”. Mike cuts in cause they are singing and we don’t return to the house before another commercial break.

2:19am: Geneva has knocked on the reward room door to tell Hotdogs to do the dishes. Geneva is peeved. Hotsogs can’t believe she is still asking them. They decide to go out and do them now. Dean goes to the toilet, and once out, Hotdogs says for Dean to have a bath and he’ll go out and do them. Dean says ok after a bit, but before Dogs goes, he says to him with a hug that he couldn’t think of anyone better to spend the weekend with. Awwww. He comes back out to the house and falls onto the couch. Geneva goes to the diary room. Dogs goes over to the girls who are doing some exercise on the dance floor. Vesna tells him that she isn’t talking to him for his earlier comment. Rachael says “Your in trouble!” Dogs drops his pants for some reason while the girls carry on with their dance. Dogs drops his pants again right up close to Vesna. They walk away from him, but he keeps talking. The girls go to the bedroom to get heels on. Dogs jumps on some beds, and then says really drunkily “Guys who wants to do the dishes with me.” He tries to pull Tim up, then Rachael, then asks Vesna again. She says no way, ‘you called me a whore.’ Hotdogs quick as a flash says he said ‘who are’. Dogs cracks it a bit and says “If thats the way you want to be it’ll be very easy for Dean and I on Monday”. Harsh. Vesna says she isn’t allowed to talk about that. Dogs falls down again, but says “that was pretty cool but.” He says to Vesna that she can’t be angry with him. She tells him to say sorry. He says sorry. She says back ‘you just want a root.’ He says sorry for everything with the help of Vesna prompting her, but then decides to touch her boob, so he’s back to square one there. She tells him not to touch her ass. He says “It’s so big I can’t help myself.” Vesna says he is digging his grave deeper.

2:31am: The girls are doing the dance routine in the bedroom. They tell Glenn that BB doesn’t want to watch it because he wouldn’t let them in. They also tell him it’s from Carmen Electra’s DVD. Rachael says that Dogs is just chucking the dishes in the water and then putting them in the hack. Greg says ‘he’s a bit drunk isn’t he.’ We see Dogs in the bottom corner of the screen with his jeans down at his ankles letting everything hang out. (Anyone remember the night Hotdogs lost the million dollars?!) Rachael decides to go and tell him to do the dishes properly, but she walks out and runs back into the room saying “he’s naked!” The girls go out and check out his ass. Tim goes to help him out. The Logans both come out and whack his ass with tea towels and towels. Lovely, it’s the one Tim was using to dry the dishes. Tim realises that they have no clean tea towels left now. Dogs lies on his bed for a sec, then gets back up and heads out to the kitchen, but grabs Glenn’s nuts on the way. He gets really pissed off and tells Dogs to never do that again. He says it at least 5 times, and he says he is dead serious. They shake hands, but Glenn has had enough of him. Dogs digs his grave deeper by saying “Oh, did you have your willie touched…” Glenn says “F*** off. I don’t wanna talk to you. F*** off.” Cut to Vesna out in the kitchen who has heard it all. She calls Dogs out to the kitchen, but then goes into the bedroom to get him. Dogs finally realises that he’s really pissed him off, and doesn’t want to leave the room without patching things up. Glenn tells him to go and do the dishes. He finally leaves and we are taken to the reward room where Dean is in the bath.

2:44am: Dean has made his way to the bedroom. He says if he had another 12 beers he would be right. He says they don’t give you enough. Greg says he can’t believe that Dean stayed on the board for soo long in FNL. Dean says goodbye to everyone, opens the door an inch to leave, and we hear Vesna giving Dogs a barrage. She says “you clearly don’t know an f***** thing about me.” Dean goes out to help them wipe up. Everyone heard it in the bedroom. Rachael almost went out to the kitchen, and Dave lays into her saying she just had to stick her nose in. She says when she hears another female upset, she needs to help. Dean having only heard the barrage from Vesna says to Dogs in the kitchen that he doesn’t need to hear that. He says that they are in the rewards room but still doing the dishes. Dogs is fuming, saying he’s going to go in there (bedroom) and tell some people some things. They both agree they will forget about it till tomorrow after breakfast. God work from Dean there. Geneva has come out, and Dogs says with a raised voice “Pathetic people in this house act pathetically.” Dean says the bath was good, but he says he thought that he better help with the dishes cause he says he knew no one out here (house proper) would help him with them. Geneva heads to the bathroom and finally finds Vesna and just hugs her. She starts crying, saying that she never said anything bad about him, and yet he launched into her saying all bad things about her. Geneva says she didn’t really hear it, only that she was starting to get upset. At 2:52am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 40 Uplate

I join Big Brother uplate at 11.55pm. Christie and Geneva are on the bed talking about the boys. Rachael notices how clean the toilets are, and how disgusting the toilet brushes are… the’yre revolting there is shit on them. Christie says she did a big poo today. Rachael announces she did a small poo just now, and sprayed air freshener so it doesn’t smell. Christie just poured a whole lot of Red Bull on herself accidentally. She says she burnt her nipples (in the sun) and gets the girls to check them by touching them. Rachael borrows some of Geneva’s moisturiser. Rachael says if she’s still in on Monday she’s going to ask Big Brother if she can swap her perfume for moisturiser. Christie has a bit of trouble putting one of the boy’s shirts on. Rachael goes on to talk about how she cleaned the toilets so well today. She leaves the bedroom with Geneva while still explaining how there was shit on the top of the toilet seat. She wonders how that got there. Geneva sits down with the boys while Dean talks about “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”.

12.05am – The housemates are playing a game guessing names of people and movies. The coversation is being dominated by Dean, Glenn and David (when is it not?). Rachael is trying to butt in occasionally and Hotdogs is just silent. Greg is talking abotu winning some coversation, swearing a lot. Feeds back to the bedroom and Christie and Geneva are continuing their conversation about people in the house when Christie wonders where people have hidden their Mars bars. Geneva thinks they would so get away with stealing Mars bars this time around. Geneva hates how there are restrictions on what chocolate they are given. Christie says tonight she doesn’t give a fuck about Greg. Geneva says they need each other and they need to just get through to each other just a little bit more. Geneva wonders why she is still here. Christie says “its not my fault the housemates hate me but Australia loves me”. They both cheer to that with their drinks. “Its just cos I’m great and I’m fine and… I don’t know”. “I just can’t wait till Sunday night, I honestly cannot wait. Honestly I cannot cannot wait”. Geneva wishes they had makeup and alcohol to go with it. Christie and Geneva start determining how much vodka are in their drinks.

The following blocks seem very short but Mike Goldman plugs SMS numbers so often now its impossible to see an extended block of footage.

12.09am – Hotdogs is having a drunken D&M with Vesna. They start hugging and giving each other pecks on the check. Vesna whispers something into Hotdog’s ear but its not picked up by the microphones. Hotdogs talks about hollywood stars and how they were nude models to fund acting school. Big Brother tries to censor it but misses it completely. Some of the housemates go back to looking at the calendar and Hotdogs says he loves it so much.

12.19am – Housemates are still looking at all the photos from the task. In the mids of the conversations over-lapping, Glenn talks about some mothers buying the calendars outside the house. Christie starts singing copyrighted songs so Mike Goldman comes on to try and sell ringtones… again.

When we return Tim is sitting down next to Rachael and she gives him a very sexual “hello”. She goes to talk about all the punk makeup on him. They turn onto David’s photo and they all comment its the most “you” he’s been in the house. Geneva goes on to explain her photographing angles to capture David’s shiny-ness. In the bedroom Glenn is cosying up to Vesna. They are lying on a bed together and Glenn says its been a very good night – but he’s upset Vesna is feeling sick. She thinks its because of mixing the food with chocolate. Greg comes in and Glenn comments on how Greg had his first wank tonight. Greg says it only lasted 45 seconds. Glenn leaves Vesna alone in the bedroom.

12.34am – Kate is sitting next to David. Dean is joking about how Kate looks when she’s “pissy”. Kate laughs and tells him stop. Apparently she is wearing a wig. Kate jokes about the “girl” in Ace Ventura. Kate is talking about all the baby oil she rubbed on David for it. The girls are looking at the pictures of Glenn and his tan lines. Geneva asks Dean if he became a rock star would he get a tatoo on his arm. He says he’d get a huge one. Christie is talking about how her chest would get her far. They start talking about how one of the housemates in the calendar looks like Pauline Hanson (the BB censors aren’t very good at bleeping it out).

12.45am – The calendar is still the centre conversation in the Big Brother house. Christie and Geneva are gossiping silently. Geneva is counting how many people she’s hooked up with in the calendar. Rachael and Tim are finally left alone together and talk about the calendar. Rachael says its cute he’s left the fake tatoo on all this time. He says he likes it. Rachael says one of her eyes is half open and the other closed… she looks weird. Tim says everyone else is so sexy and limp… at least he has some action. Rachael says its funny she is after Tim in the calendar. Tim says he took this shot (looks like Hotdogs maybe). He is glad how the photo turned out.

12.57am – For some reason Hotdogs has hidden the calendar from the rest of the housemates. Apparently Christie threw something at Rachael and it has pissed her off. Christie said it was just for a joke and Rachael should fart him her face as payback. Christie gets changed and looks grumpy. Kate is in bed with David and Dean. Geneva is lying around with Glenn, with idle conversation about how Chrisite is quiet tonight. Tim is talking with Greg, Hotdogs and Christie. They are joking about having a gangbang tonight. They tell Tim to think with his dick, not his brain. Hotdogs jokes about all the good things his brain has done – protests, dungeons and dragons, atari.. and then think of all the good things yoru dick has done for you. “Where has your atari got you?”. Tim says “all I can say it real estate takes time to kick in”. The three of them are now pressuring Tim to go make a move on Rachael. Hotdogs says he had his first kiss tonight now he needs to have his first root”. “This is your chance to make her feel special”. Tim speaks a Spanish metaphore about being gentle and sweet. They call Rachael to come over and talk to Tim. Meanwhile Rachael is looking at all the types of condoms Big Brother has given them – they even have glow in the dark ones. Greg says he has a pimple inside his nose, and does his hair up in the camera mirrors. Hotdogs starts joking about how Kate is in bed with David and Glenn is in phase three with Geneva: “you’ve got to plant the seeds before the harvest can rise”. Some one throws something at Dean and Dean gets really angry “that almost hit my head!”.

1.09am – Christie has blown up a condom and is throwing it around in the bedroom. She holds the condom against her crotch and says “imagine if this whole thing was my dick and I went like this” she starts rubbing the condom. Loud latex squeeking noises. Hotdogs is telling all the housemates very loudly about his plan to get Tim and Rachael together. He is very drunk. Some one comments they don’t like Hotdogs when he’s drunk – he’s a different person. Christie continues with her condom volleyball, playing with David and Dean – who are in their usual couple position on the bed.

1.14am – The jokes about drunk Kate continue. Hotdogs is saying Vesna is giving him angry looks. Dean says Vesna hasn’t talked to him in the last three days (liar). Kate and Hotdogs have a drunk conversation about giving each other kisses. He says Kate is the most beautiful girl in the house. She is all giggles. Vesna is lying on her own, still feeling sick. Hotdogs cracks some bones and Dean brags he can do it with his toes. Hotdogs doesn’t care, rolling over to Kate saying “girls come first”. Dean though is adament he must show Hotdogs how he can crack his toes. He does – horrible cracking noise. The housemates around them shudder. Dean cracks his elbows as well. They start singing songs so feed cuts to Geneva and Glenn. They are still having idle conversation about evictions and general life in the house.

Sigh… Hotdogs and Kate apparently had a pash, but what do we see? A brainteaser.

1.23pm – Rachael is comforting Vesna on her bed. Rachael says to Dean they need to have a D&M for the next few days incase she is evicted. Hotdogs comes over to Tim and says his “missus” is getting close with donkey-dick. Hotdogs is being a real dickhead – he’s really drunk. Tim, not amused, goes to get a drink of water in the kitchen. Some of the Logans and Geneva are putting makeup all over Glenn’s face – clown style. Dean is now wrestling Christie(?). The housemates are even painting Glenn’s nails now. He doesn’t seem to care. In the living room Kate and Hotdogs are dancing but they’re also singing a song so we can’t watch… we only seem them for 5 seconds (FFS!). Geneva comments Glenn is looking a little like some one from Clockwork Orange. Christie says he looks like a clown but Geneva angrily corrects her it’s supposed to be Clockwork Orange. Out comes the silver body paint – its going all over Glenn’s hand. Rachael says Glenn needs some wax in his eyebrows. Hotdogs puts a whole lot of foundation all in Glenn’s bellybutton. Rachael isn’t impressed: that foundation is expensive and he just wasted a whole lot. David isn’t impressed either: Glenn is wearing his expensive jeans. A few moments later they finish and Rachael says if they spray it with hair spray the makeup will be set. She goes to get the hairspray but Glenn really doesn’t want it put on his face. She tells him to close his eyes and nose. Rachael insists it will set the makeup and that she does it sometimes. She eventually sprays it on him. David is scared about inhaling some of the hairspray. Geneva is still going at the makeup. When she finishes Glenn sits up and he looks like a freaky clown. He goes to inspect it in the camera mirrors. He says its fucked up – he was expecting something totally different. There are accusations of a fart.

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Day 40

8.30am – Christie and Greg are sharing sweet cuddles when bedroom lights come on – and to wake them up Big Brother springs a camera attack. Most housemates are in the bedroom and Kate is in the shower posing for the task. Later in the morning the boys are pumping testosterone to the max with workouts. Lots of grunting going on. Geneva comments to Kate the boys work pretty hard for their bodies. Kate goes to correct: Men? Geneva says no they are still boys. She goes on to add that the girls always comment that the boys are looking good but the boys never give compliments back. The girls are always giving them tips on how to look good but the boys don’t give the attention back. Christie totally agrees. Christie cannot wait to leave the house so she can get the attention back… it’s playing with her confidence. Kate says everyone is feeling that way in some way. Meanwhile the boys are finishing up on the weights. Kate says she needs to change – she needs to stop being Ms. Prim and proper. She sposes she’s a bit of a tease. Tim is struggling with some weights, and takes a breather.

In the bedroom Vesna is saying to Rachael she is feeling like an outsider still. Rachael agrees and says she has every right to express her opinions like everyone else. She goes on to say Dean hasn’t been doing his share of the cleaning. Vesna says he just prances around and thinks he’s the best. Vesna also says he doesn’t shut up about his girlfriend. Rachael thinks it’d be funny if it didn’t last (she’s not the only one!!!). They say he’s so dominant, insecure and agressive. Vesna says the sooner he leaves the better – she’d be overjoyed.

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Later in the afternoon the housemates are having a semi-intellectual conversation (shock horror!). They are talking about the protest on the Sydney Opera House: “No war”. They ask Tim if he had anything to do with it. He says he didn’t but he thinks is a good protest. Kate disagrees saying it was a waste of resources. Tim says the cost of removing paint is negligable when you’re talking about the bigger agenda. Hotdogs doesn’t really know what he’s talking about and says it was stupid and only made people want their 15 minutes of fame. Tim tries to explain the importance of the talk agenda it caused but Hotdogs is a bit too naive to undestand. A bored, cranky and confused Christie says “who cares… okay that was great so what are we having for dinner?”. The boys decide to pick Christie up and throw her in the pool.

Housemates intelligence in a nutshell eh?

Later in the spa the boys are talking about the intruders – Hotdogs says the intruders will be one boy and one girl.

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7.17pm – Big Brother announces the launch of the house calendar. The housemates go to the store room to look at the final results of the photo task. Inside is champagne and nibblies. Each of the housemate’s photos are up on the wall. The housemates laugh and cheer – they toast to the photos. Kate says Glenn’s photo is “so aussie”. The housemates say Kate’s is the best – she is so sexy. The housemates go back inside, all excited about the task. Big Brother tells them to change into their calendar costumes. Back in the lounge room they find a special pizza dinner. Greg dances around in his cheerleader looking costume. His groin bulge is bouncing all over the place. Christie burps from the pizza and Kate gives her a look, which sparks a big fight about who is allowed to give a look and when. Christie says she shouldn’t have given her a look. Kate says she shouldn’t be made a victim. In the end Christie is a little confused. Big Brother announces they passed the first part of the task – to make the calendar photos. On the second part of the tasks (the camera attacks) the housemates failed three times. Tim opens an envelope. Inside the letter says they were allowed to fail a max of four times. They have passed the task. Big Brother starts playing music. Geneva screams like a highschooler and the housemates all get onto the dancefloor and dance. Glenn is a really, really bad dancer. Dean also sucks tremendously. Tim is dancing with Rachael. The Logans do a twin “flip” thing.

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8.55pm – More dancing. All of the boys are terrible dancers. Meanwhile Vesna, Rachael and Christie are talking about Kate from the sidelines. Rach says Kate wants attention from all of the boys on the dancefloor – she wants to be the boss of everything. Kate is moving with all the girls. Christie says she’s going to make her jealous, she goes to dance with the boys. Geneva is straddling with Tim. Rachael says to Vesna the girls are so bitchy in this house. The dancing continues and later on Rachael gives Tim a big pash on the dance floor. Even later Hotdogs says all the boys have a thing for Kate. Vesna says she has an innocence about her that is attractive. Greg is dancing with Kate. Chrisite wants to put a stop with it, and decides to go talk to Big Brother in the diary room. Vesna and Rachael come too. Christie tells Big Brother she likes Greg and she is really jealous tonight because he’s giving Kate more attention than her. Rachael adds Kate is being hypocritical by saying she doesn’t like the attention – then flirts with the boys. Christie says Kate is really boring and adds nothing to the house. Rachael says she kissed Tim… which is news to the other girls and they all ask her “really!?” excitedly. Rach says she has deeper feelings for him.

1.10am – Kate is in bed with Hotdogs… they are snuggling together. He says he might sleep with her tonight. “Oh Kate you’re so hot”. Hotdogs is really drunk. Vesna is watching from another bed with evil eyes.

2.58am – Kate is leaving David’s bed. David asks Dean if he should go sleep with Kate in her bed… “she’s being very friendly”. Can’t this boy do anything without Dean!? Dean doesn’t seem to care and David adds he wants to get a good night sleep so he’s sleeping with Dean tonight. Hotdogs returns to Vesna and Tim sleeps with Rachael. They pash under the doona!

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