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I join up late at 11.56pm, Hotdogs is outside with Tim talking about having open relationships in the house. Tim says they try to have open relationships to the degree Big Brother lets them. Tim explains he realised they were getting towards the end of the show when Dean started talking about assigning punishments for fines. He says so far he had been just cruising but now people are thinking about the prize money – he is always the last to know, just like when Kate liked David and the whole thing about Christie and Greg breaking up. He was the last to know all of this stuff. Vesna told him and she’d only been in a week. On monday Tim says the mood changed because they are getting towards the end – it darkened everyone’s mood a little. Until now it was a good time. Christie asks if she can join the boys in their discussion. HDs says it was sorta one on one so Christie goes to leave but Tim insists she sits down and talks with them.

12.05am – Heath is in the kitchen with Logans, Kate, Dean and Glenn. They remind him he cannot go into the girl’s bedroom. The boys are joking about how they “stepped up” tonight. Heath is telling a story about how he flopped his dick out and took a piss on the ground at some random place. Glenn talks about various places he would piss on the ground (ok whatever). Glenn says he’s more reformed after 51 days in this house. Heath says the girl’s coffee is ready but David says not to bother telling them because they’re having a “bloody deep and meaningful”. Heath tells them anyway. More blokey talk that is a bit hard to follow. They talk about SMSing. Melanie says she is a serial texter. Dean wants to know who is with Vodafone. David says he doesn’t like SMSing in the car. Heath talks about how he was amazed at some big cap he had on his mobile phone or something. He claims it gave him 2500 minutes of free time (ahuh sure). Vesna has now emerged with Rita and Heath gives them both a tea. Heath is doing blokey jokes with Glenn about shaving balls but its so hard to follow because its littered with “fucken this fucken that” and heterosexual grunts. I don’t even know what they’re talking about anymore! They mentioned something about a chicken? aah!

12.18am – Heath and Greg are now outside. They are talking about various times they went out and picked up chicks or something – they are so hard to understand. Tim, Hotdogs and Christie are relatively silent. Christie comments its a nice night. Heath is now talking about some time when he drank a lot of alcohol. Greg says in the first few weeks he was docile and wanted to get pissed(?). I’m not sure if he is talking about the Big Brother house. Nope they’re not. They’re talking about a trade. Greg says some of the best nights he’s had in this house were without alcohol – the company as more than enough. He says he they make their own fun and they don’t need alcohol to do it. Finally a smart comment. Heath responds but I just cannot understand what he is saying!!! Very frustrating. Although I do pick up that he comments Glenn gets hyper when he’s drunk and it shows a different side to blokes in the house. Greg says there are times in the house where you go mental – he was head butting walls and stuff. He is relaxed now because he has 3 new people in the house and its good to sit back and watch. Meanwhile Hotdogs is joking around with Christie.

Inside Dean is explaining the story about the bedrooms. He chose a bed on purpose despite two female housemates specifically wanting it. Rita seems to be kinda drunk and is finding Dean halarious. He says Greg and him had this alternate personalities. Dean invented a personal called ‘Danny’ who was disabled but apparently he is not allowed to do it in the house because it’s prejudice.

12.32am – Greg is having a chat with Melanie outside. She is talking about how she is misunderstood as a blonde girl. Greg said he thought BB was playing him to make him crack onto Melanie. He says he was smarter than that and Melanie finds it entertaining. He says he is different from David (oh really?). Greg seems pretty drunk now. He is drunkardly explaining how he was feeling when the intruders arrived. He asks if she was nervous – but he seems to be the nervous one he is talking really fast. Melanie says she was a little nervous because of first impressions. Vesna comes outside and says she can’t sleep, so she lies down with Hotdogs and Christie. He wants a kiss of her but she didn’t see him pouting his lips so he starts egging her on about it. Christie joins in for a bit. Vesna says the weather is pathetic – it hasn’t stopped raining for 4 days. Vesna comments she thinks a bird shit right near her. Greg throws a white peice of fluff on Vesna (unknown to her) and for a second she thinks it is bird shit and shreiks. Hotdogs laughs. Vesna and Christie are talking about an argument they had earlier. Vesna says she doesn’t think Christie is a bitch – if she did she would have really let it be known. Meanwhile Greg is still talking to Melanie about various aspects of life in the house.

Christie says her mum would love Vesna. She says she is an adaptable person and every person she brings home her mum loves. It’s because she’s hot. Vesna agrees. Christie says her mum is a hot girl and has confidence. Vesna says Christie takes after her mum. Rita says Christie’s mum looks very nice from the photo Chrisitie has in the bedroom. Christie says she has been here 9 weeks now and she is not bothered if she is evicted soon.

12.46am – Kate has grabbed the medical kit and some water for some reason. Heath asks Kate if she was surprised he picked her (not sure what for). Kate says she thought he’d pick Christie because she’s blonde and cute. Kate comments that her eyes are really dry because of her contacts. She will show Heath her contacts before she goes to bed. They make her eyes a little bluer. Heath asks “what the fuck is going on with this kettle”. Glenn is talking about the friday night rodeo that happens wherever he comes from. Dean is interested in the betting side and how good the odds are (lol!). Heath and Glenn talk about how great their bookie contacts are. Heath knows some “badass bookies”. Feed cuts to outside. A lot of conversations overlapping. Rita is having a talk with Hotdogs about friends, first impressions and checking out people. Hotdogs jokes that everyone checks him out in the house. Greg says “if you were a girl I would knob you for sure”. Hotdogs then forgets what he is talking about. The conversation moves on to when you forget what your conversation is about… if that makes sense. Hotdogs remembers what they were talking about: checking out the person rather than the personality. Hotdogs says guys look at girls and think about the things wrong with him – but he’s different he only thinks about the good things”. Vesns says that is bullshit – guys don’t always look for the wrong things. Rita disagrees however and says guys will start judging looks straight away.

12.57am – Rita is giving Hotdogs a temple massage. He explains how he went to the diary room just after the intruders entered and explained how excited he was. He also said he would hate think that the housemate would have to vote the intruders off (haha!). He says he wants to get to know you and it would make him a hypocrite if he had to vote them out. Heath comes outside and says “just vote me out”. He starts talking again but I totally cannot understand what he is saying!!! Hotdogs explains how he went 40 days without jerking off.. not really. Hotdogs says he hates cumming with a condom on and especially hates cumming on himself when masturbating – the spiderman. Rita and Heath are amazed and ask “really!?”. Heath says he doesn’t care if he leave the house tomorrow. Rita starts talking about anal sex(?). She says she has a story but won’t tell it just yet. The boys egg her on to tell the story. Heath says he wants to see the dirty side of the nurse. She says she won’t tell because he’s asks her so many times before. Rita says she can do fanny farts. The boys are amazed. Hotdogs talks about how he was going to take a digeridoo into the house. He explains how this girl fanny farted into the digeridoo and he has never used it again. Heath asks Rita if she uses dildos and she laughs and says “oooh” and leaves. Hotdogs says “oh where were you on day 1?”. The two boys make a joke about HT and HD. Heath is doing the usual “I’m going to be myself in this house and say it like it is” bit. Boooring!

Kate is in the diary room telling Big Brother her earlier kiss with Heath during spin the bottle has been blown out of proportion. She says she is not attracted to him. Apparently Greg is not talking to her now because of something Christie said.

1.13am – Hotdogs and Heath are still chatting outside about “fucken life”. Fucken this fucken that can Heath fucken go five fucken seconds without fucken saying that fucken word. They are bitching about Vesna and her whinging in the house. They have an agreement the whinging but Heath says Vesna does not need to be put down by the boys. He says they are out of line letting out all their anger on Vesna. Hotdogs says people in the house pick on the weak all the time but he has been true and has never done it (YEAH RIGHT!!!!). Rita comes outside and she suggests bed but Heath wants to talk about Hotdogs some more. They talk about bra sizes and guess what Rita is. She’s a 14-B. The boys guessed 14-AA. Rita shows off her bra and Heath asks her to pop one out.

1.28am – Most boys housemates are in the living room. Hotdogs says the boys should help him clean up the house tomorrow. Dean is making trumpet noises with his mouth. I’m going to make a personal comment right now that all of the boys are looking very shaggy. In the bedroom Kate is talking to David about school formals. David jokes he repeated a few years in school so they were in the same year. David says she seems very experienced in spin the bottle – like she has practiced behind the shed beforehand. Kate says a little bit more lip from David and it’ll be fine. David asks if they should practice tomorrow after school or behind the sheds. He says if she wants to practice any time she has his number. She says she does and she will be texting. Hotdogs makes a lame joke they are available in room 2BB05. Hotdogs says Big Brother said girls can go into the boys bedroom if its on – “if its on, its on”. David says its ok because Kate needs to teach him some stuff about kissing. Heath has joined in the lame jokes from the boys now. Heath jokes she needs a bit of menace in him. After he leaves Vesna says she thinks he likes her – but doesn’t know whether its attraction or he’s showing his true feelings. Kate jokingly says “shut up!”. Kate asks Vesna what she’s going to do about Hotdogs. Kate says he gets an A in persistance – he just keeps going on and on. Kate wonders if she has ruined her chances with Greg now. Vesna says yeah. Kate talks to another housemate but their mic isn’t turned on so its hard to understand the conversation.

Anyway Kate has noticed Greg hasn’t talked to her too much and in 60 or so days he hasn’t made a move and Heath has been here 2 days and already made a move.

Dreamworld says goodnight at 1.39am

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9.41am – It’s raining in the Big Brother house, and the power is out (apparently). The classmates all go into school, and there are of course, three new students. Today’s lesson is art so Tim and Vesna go to the diary room to get the art supplies. Vesna tells the classmates to dip their hands in the paint and put their hand prints on the wall. The boys all tell her to shut up. Melanie asks Christie if she would spend all day in high school making a new cover for her books etc. Christie says yes. They are painting a Big Brother eye. All classmates are called back to the classroom. BB tells them there has been consistant bad behavior today. He calls Tim to the diary room. Inside BB tells Tim to stay behind today and write a comprehensive 200 word essay (that is comprehensive?) essay about bad language and must read the essay to the rest of the class. Logans are called to the diary room. There are two buckets inside so they put them on their heads and laugh, then hit each other with the buckets. Big Brother tells them their consistant foul language is unacceptable. They must transfer water from bucket to bucket using soup spoons. David says “is that it?” and Big Brother asks “would you like more”. They definately dont.

School is out. The logans are still hitting each other with their buckets. Tim is counting up the words in his blackboard essay. The logans realise how long their task is going to take. Rita comes to the diary room. She says today she is starting to feel like an intruder – yesterday everyone was so excited and now she’s getting mixed messages from Vesna and Christie – possibly finding her intimidating. The logans finally finish their bucket task. Heath and Glenn are in the newly fixed sauna. Heath says the Logans and Dean are weird. Glenn explains he was mates with everyone as a tight nit group – but David was Dean’s sidekick. Tim was… Timmys great. Tim comes in and explains he has to read everyone their essay.

His essay explains how heinous his previous life of swearing was. The essay is full on, with lots of large words – but in it he bags out the Fremantle Dockers and the Liberal party. The housemates look bemused as it is far past their intelligence level. Christie lets out an airy “that was sooo gooood”.

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7.20pm – This is Big Brother. All housemates to your bedrooms. Inside they find formal dresses and tuxes for the school dance. Dean automatically looks at his pants and says “these dont fit”. The male housemates must pick up the girls from their bedroom and taken to the formal. Tim’s outfit is bright pink. Most of the outfits are very cheesy. Heath has a red tux. He must chose a girl to go with him – he choses Kate. Greg enters and choses Christie. He says the ladies all look nice. Next is Tim who choses Rita. Hotdogs choses Vesna, he jokes how he wasnt going to take anyone, much to Vesna’s annoyance. Melanie says “why am I the last one to be picked”. David picks Melanie, leaving Dean who must go with Glenn. Dean says “hellooo big booy”.

The HMs have a dance on the disco floor. Hotdogs dances like a total dork. So does Heath. He reminds me of Poita from Full Frontal. Later Big Brother calls the housemates for their class photo. There is the familiar camera noises from the calendar task. They all scream “Big Brother!!!”. It’s the class of BB05.

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9.31pm – Housemates are outside playing spin the bottle. How highshool. Heath and Hotdogs are scheming to steal people’s drinks. Christie is pashing David as Heath looks on in amazment. Greg chants “thats my brother”. Dean spins Vesna, but he pashes Christie back again. They pash for 25 seconds. Inside Vesna realises her drink has been stolen. She looks around for it. Inside Tim tells Hotdogs to give her back her drink. Hotdogs says he and Heath are Starskie and Hutch. Later Glenn and Dean are in the spa bitching about Hotdogs – they really hate him when he’s drunk. Dean doesn’t really like the new guy Heath “he’s not my cup of tea”. Glenn agrees – he already has heaps of mates like him. Kate is sitting on Heath’s lap and the other houseamates tell her to pash him.. so she does. Heath says “are you going to kiss me? oh my god”. She plants one on him.

10.11pm – Vesna and Hotdogs have a few pecks in the bathroom. He says he is the king of teasing and Vesna goes “why are you teasting me!?”. He says if she wants more she has to chase him. She They go out into the living room and hug, then have a proper big pash, which lasts a while. Hotdogs tells her to keep practicing and see how it goes tomorrow. Meanwhile Heath is leading Kate around the house, holding hands. They start having a slow dance on the dance floor. He spins her around and she giggles.

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10.26pm – David is complaining to Kate about Hotdogs taking people’s drinks, especially after Hotdogs bagged out Christie for stealing Tim Tams. David says its not right and David knows he’s in the wrong. David says he’s a “theiving ###” and threatens to cut off a friendship. Meanwhile Heath is telling Vesna how he likes Hotdogs because he’s true blue. Heath says Dean is up himself and the Logans are pussies. Heath says they are just using Vesna as a stress releiver and Vesna just cops it.

11.27pm – Vesna is contemplating what was said before, she’s not in a good mood. Dean sits down and sarcastically asks Vesna why she is upset. David is standing next to Dean like a pet dog. Vesna says its confusing being in here she’s not used to feeling these emotions. Dean tries to turn it into an argument by asking “is it because of us?”. Vesna says she’s only seen one part of the other housemates while she has barred her soul. She says Dean has no emotion in his body at all. Dean says he has as much emotion as the next person but if he doesn’t get his own way he will just deal with it (liar!!!!!!!!!!!). Vesna asks where is his outlet – where does he put all the garbage in his brain? Dean says he feels he doesnt’ have to share all his emotions onto everyone else. Vesna doesn’t like the lack of compassion in the house – no one consults her about it. Vesna says they are all robots and they’re not real. Dean says “you are so hot and cold its unbelievable”. Vesna says “I’m a feeler”. Dean says “I’m not a babysitter”. Vesna has no idea what Dean is talking about now (netiher do I!). Dean tells Vesna she should more patient with people. Vesna agrees, but she finds Dean very dismissing. Dean says they should both stop joking and they will do it that way. Vesna says ok. Dean says “ok done deal, nice chat”.

Vesna is left alone in the dark on the couch. The other housemates have been watching from the kitchen the entire time.

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12:36am: Dave & Vesna on the couch. Dave tells them the storm is over, and it will sunny tomorrow. He says it won’t be very hot though. Dave tells Vesna again it will be sunny. She wants to bet 30 minutes of solid kissing on that it won’t be. They stop talking about that, and discuss why they picked Dean to move into the girls room. Dave says to whoever it was (Mel I think) who went to the diary room to get the Ipod. Back to Vesna who says she wanted Hotdogs to sleep with the girls. But the others thought that wouldn’t be fun, so they chose Dean because he doesn’t want to sleep with other girls. Dave says they are spliting the two of them up. Mel gets back from the diary room and says BB said no to the Ipod. Heap of housemates watch Rita do these exercises. All of them are laughing. She gets to 60 and breaks Geneva’s record! They are saying come in spinner, but I have no idea why. Ahh I get it now! Christie stands there and they have to go under her arm and sway from side to side, going left and right of the arm, with their eyes closed. Of course Christie leaves as soon as they have their eyes closed and they just watch them doing it. Heath does 32 and then stops. Christie bangs a spoon on Glenn’s head and he says it really hurt. Dave & Christie play flick each others nose game. Christie gets better as the game progresses, but decides to stop when her nose starts hurting. They start telling the intruders what happens during School tomorrow. Heath reckons it will be hard not to swear, but Mel reckons she doesn’t swear too much. Christie farts and sends it over to Mel who is next to her on the couch. Mel reckons it’s a shocking smell. Christie says that she doesn’t fart outside, it’s just the food. Christie and Vesna go to Dave’s arm and squeeze the zits on it.

1:04am: Dean & Greg talking to intruders about the calendar task. They say it was a great task. Kate chips in now and asks about all the tasks, they go through with them. Hotdogs tells Tim that someone isn’t going to sleep with him, and he should move on! Dogs says Heath is going to move in with him, and Greg will have to sleep with his brother seeing Dean has been sentenced to the other room. Into the bathroom, Dave brushing his teeth. Back to the couch. Heath telling a story to Greg, Dogs, Dean & Kate. Absolutely no idea what he is talking about. Talking about his tattoo’s I think, saying one took 6 hours or something, or a 6 hour session. He says that if you touch him where his big tattoo is, it’s just bone. He tells them about his friend who has one which weaves over his body.

1:16am: Glenn wonders how many battery changes they would have done. He asks Timmy. They are all changing batteries now. Rita wonders how long they’ve been in the house. SHe’s tired. Christie in the bathroom with Greg. She says she is a bit dissapointed. She’s giving him a facial. Dean comes in. Greg says it’s too crowded out there. Dean wonders whether to keep the beard or not. Christie and Greg both reckon that he should keep it. He says he’ll keep it till Saturday. Dean says he is ready for bed. Dean says he is going to stay out of the comotion a bit this week, until the eviction announcement. Christie starts singing the national anthem. Greg says that it’s impossible to have a conversation out there at the moment. He says there is plenty of time for that. Christie says the whole dynamics will change now. Vesna walks into the bathroom with her eyes closed, saying she wants to SEE whats it’s like being blind. Kate comes to check out whats going on as well.

1:29am: Up in the kitchen, Heath, Tim & Vesna playing with tuna. Heath explains that the tuna is packed full of protein, so he should have half a tin before the workout, have the workout and then come and have the rest of it. He says it’s important to have protein after a workout. Vesna says she was really into protein and gym stuff back in her day. Heath has some tuna that Vesna has prepared. Back to the bathroom. Kate says that she thinks the girls will be great together. She says the new ones aren’t the bitchy type. Kate reckons they are good choices. Kate also says that Heath is a good choice. She says she is not attracted to him, and wouldn’t kiss him. Christie says the original boys are hotter. Greg says that Mel said they were all good looking when she came in, and they were shocked by that. Christie reinterates what she is doing with his face. She tells him to keep it on to sleep. She tells him to start putting sunscreen on his lips. He agrees.

1:43am: Glenn tells them that it seems everyone is from Victoria. Greg things it’s call that people in here have friends who other people in here know. Dogs has a look at Mel’s photos. Glenn is telling a footy story. Mel says she went to China a couple of weeks ago and saw the V8’s and has photo’s of it. They talk about Shanghai’s city life and how good shopping is etc. Mel says she is exhausted and is a party pooper. Greg and Glenn tell her that there are tired too. Glenn asks where Melanie goes swimming down at Phillip Island. Mike cuts in.

1:55am: Heath is talking to Kate. He says they don’t know how long they could be in here for, they were told they could be out tomorrow. He reckons that he is a bit of a pyschic or something. He says he’ll tell Kate some things if he sticks around for a while. He says the house is great, but so small compared to what he thought. Dogs in the background says that he is not going to talk to Vesna for 4 and a half weeks. 30 seconds later, he has spoken to her after giving Kate a kiss goodnight. He goes and gives Vesna a big kiss. Glenn wonders if he should join in. Vesna wonders what they are doing in there (boys bedroom?) Glenn says that he and Mel can catch up on Phillip Island over summer, they start talking surfing. Glenn tells Mel that he hasn’t seen family for ages, saying he started, about a month before he came in, going around Australia with a best mate.

2:08am: Someone wants to play spin the bottle. Dave recounts that when he and his brother swapped with each other they both got a night to play spin the bottle. He explains how hard it was to exchange so much information in such a short period. He explains that they had a fully stocked fridge though, and that they got about a minute or say of daylight a day within the isolation room. Cut to Hotdogs and Greg. Dogs says that he thinks Dean might clash with Heath. He goes onto say that Heath had definately been watching, because as soon as he walked in and sat down he was spinning out cause he was in the TV in actual fact. Heath comes in and asks about the lights, and Dogs asks him to turn the lights out! He asks about the split room now. Greg says it was so much better when it was an open room. Heath asks about the showers. Dogs says he hates it, he has gone from 3 showers a day back home to one every couple of days. Greg says that he should try and get up and have a hot shower every morning.

2:20am: Heath talking to Dogs and Greg about body muscle and weights etc. Heath says he wasted 2 years of his life knowing everything about weights and muscle etc. Heath starts talking about one of his mates who has a huge back or something. Absolute rubbish conversation. He’s fully into this protein crap by the sound of it. Finally cut back to Dean, Christie and Mel. Dave is there too. Dave asks how she got the call. Dean says not to answer it. She is in promotions, through heaps of agencies she says. She says there is heaps of work. Turns out she was in China for work purposes. Christie asks if Michelle was talking about a V8 competition. Mel says you win heaps of stuff. She says a lot of the people just don’t have their head on their shoulder. Dean tells about another comp that his housemate runs yearly. Mel says she loved China. Dean reveals he is half Croation. Christie says she is from Mirisa (sp?). Dean says she is full of shit. Christie says that she wants the Ipod. She says they are suprised that they came in so late, but there are only four weeks left. Better thing again guys, there is more than 4 weeks. Dean says that Sundays are good, he says he likes when people get evicted. Christie says Monday’s aren’t good. Dean asks Christie if she farted again. She says yep. Mel says she is going to call her cabbage as well, she says she wasn’t totally sure they would smell that bad but they do. Christie and Mel go into their bedroom and talk sunglasses. Dean comes in and asks to swap beds because he wants to get her pissed off. I suppose it’s Vesna. At 2:35am Dreamworld says goodnight.

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8.16am – It’s a very rainy morning in the Big Brother house. The male students are up in the kitchen, commenting on how Queensland has let them down with the weather. Dean says it’s not QLD – it’s their attitude that has brought on the bad weather. Big Brother announces that school kids must not swear – Logan Greg must go to the blackboard and write “Rome wasn’t built in a day” 25 times. The boys laugh at him. Greg stands up and David swears. Big Brother says Greg must write “prevention is better than cure” 25 times. Greg yells that it was David who swore. The boys giggle. Greg is going to dispute it. In the bedroom Christie wonders where BB gets all his sayings. Big Brother announces that Logan David must write “the F word is for juvenile delinquents” 25 times. Logans must do their punishment together. The boys line up at the blackboard and try to agree to stick to their own side to write. David gets annoyed and while telling Greg to move he swears again. Big Brother annouces that any punishment dealt to one Logan will now be doubled and performed by both Logans. Greg is not happy. Greg must now also write what David was issued. David starts yelling at Greg to move onto his side of the blackboard again.

School eventually starts for the day and the students line up outside with the Australian flag. They say good morning to Big Brother. Greg’s uniform is not on properly. Big Brother says their dormatories are discraceful. They must all go inside for a group detention and then must clean their rooms. Hotdogs raises the flag while the students mumble and BB tells them to be quiet. Detention starts inside. They must fold their arms, sit straight and look foward without saying anything. Some one squeeks their shoes on the wet floor. BB demands to know who is doing it. The students giggle before Glenn puts his hand up. He must go to the dunces corner. The rest of the students try to sit silently but Glenn is laughing to himself. BB instructs Glenn to turn around and give a 1 minute speech on doorknobs:

“Doorknobs are a necessity in the world today. Um.. some say a doorknob is a bit like a woman… (the rest is bleeped out)”.

The boys all start laughing. Big Brother says that it totally inappropriate and the boys burst into fits of laughter, particularly David. Class is dismissed – they must now go to the dormatories and clean them.

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9.33am – Rooms are now clean, and the students are waiting for BB’s approval. Big Brother says the dormatories must be in this condition before any assembly this week. They go on recess. Over a house discussion, Dean thinks they will be getting a celebrity visitor tonight. Hotdogs would like a male celebrity to come in so he could watch the girls go crazy. Class begins and they all sit down – Vesna tells the boys to shutup. This afternoon’s lesson is history.

Question 1. What do Stanley Bruce, Chris Reed, Stan Watson and Billy McMan have in common?
Glenn answers “are they poets?”. That is incorrect. David answers “inventors”. That is incorrect. Tim answers “they were all prime ministers of the commonwealth of Australia”. That is correct. Dean gives Tim a suspicious look.

Question 2. The following 11 names are known as what…. Tim puts his hand up after the 3rd name. BB asks if anyone knows the answer besides Tim. Eventually Tim answers “they were the ships of the first fleet”. Tim “brags” sarcastically that one of his ancestors was on a ship”. Kate laughs. That is correct – “of course Big Brother cannot comment on your ancestors”.

Question 3. Who said “let them eat cake”?
Vesna: “jesus christ”. That is incorrect. Again, Tim is the only student with his hand up. Marie Antwonette. That is correct.

Christie says “well done, you must really read a lot”. David adds “he’s got no friends”. Big Brother says that was an appauling history lesson. BB suggests students spend more time with Tim. David says “thats punishment sir!”. The housemates start band practice. Kate is attempting to conduct but the boys won’t get into place. They practice the anthem – it sounds really bad.

6.28pm – Housemates are having family discussion over dinner. Vesna’s topic is the male housemates should stop calling her names. Christie says the boys are scrutinising the girls and they should treat Vesna with more respect. The boys all scoff together the entire time. Kate says “Ves, I love you but sometimes the name calling is ok because they are having fun, they are having a joke”. Dean says the “Big Mumma” name wasn’t because of her weight it was because of her kitchen-oriented personality. Vesna says she has struggled with her weight a lot and these names hurt her. Glenn says his jokes are his way of showing affection. David says if he gets called a name he will swing it right back. Vesna says when they made it up it was a weight thing. The word ‘big’ hurts her really deep. “It’s picking on my weaknesses… and I dont like it”. The dinner table is silent.

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8.12pm – Intruder alert. Vesna screams and jumps around. Soon enough Rita walks in through the games area doors into the backyard. Vesna and Christie run outside to greet her. They cuddle her and say welcome. Next is Heath, who seems to have Glenn’s full attention the entire time. Finally Melanie enters and is greeted by Vesna and Tim. Hotdogs says this is madness, and comments the house is full again. The housemates all exchange greetings. Glenn quickly “checks out” Melanie. Christie and Melanie have birthdays next to each other (8th and 9th of January). Later the boys quiz Heath on sports. He likes footy and roots for Gelong. Christie shows Melanie the girls bedroom and they agree to sleep in the same bed. All the girls exchange where they are from – there are quite a few from Melbourne. Kate asks “where are all the Perth people!?”.

Vesna asks Melanie if she hates girls who complain about their weight all the time.. she does. Vesna adds that Melanie is going to have to get used to her then because she is constantly talking about her figure. Melanie says she is a promotional model and works to pay through uni. Later Melanie says boys are a waste of space and a waste of time. Kate is defendant: Melanie will like the boys in this house. Meanwhile Tim, Hotdogs and Heath go into the diary room. BB asks how their first moments are. Tim can’t remember he’s been in so long. Heath answers “stunning, overwhelming”. Tim says two beautiful girls and one strapping young man. They are all Victorians. Hotdogs says having 3 new intruders is very interesting and a good DJ can mix it up. He (Heath) is going to be good value. Heath gives Big Brother a clap as they leave the diary room.

Rita asks the girls if anyone has “got it on” yet? The girls tell them of Christie and Greg. Rita comments that the boys keep looking at Melanie through the open bedroom doorway. Rita is paranoid about being surrounded by such skinny girls. Melanie was close to vomiting in nervousness tonight.

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8.54pm – The girls are all come to the diary room. They are all screaming and laughing. BB annouces there aren’t enough sleeping places in the male bedroom. The girls get to chose which male HM become a token female HM. Vesna wants Hotdogs but they say no. They decide maybe Heath.. but they don’t know him all that well. Vesna still wants Hotdogs but Kate says them two together gives her the shits because they just ignore the rest of the world. At the last minute they decide to make Dean the token female out of punishment. They all cheer and clap. Christie says “imagine Dean without Dave” – or vice versa! Dean must sleep with Vesna. The girls all emerge from the diary room and line up infront of the boys who are on the couch. Big Brother annouces there will be a token female. The girls then scream that its Dean. He smiles and buries his head in his hands but when he finds out he’ll be sleeping with Vesna he screams “noooo!”. Dean says he will sleep on the couch. BB tells him to pack his bags now and move to the girls bedroom. He says to Vesna “I dont’ like you, why would I sleep with you.. just joking”.

In the boys bedroom Dean said he knew he was going to be picked. David is hovering as company. David says Dean has to fill him in on any of the gossiping going on in that bedroom.

9.35pm – Heath is getting into the spa with Glenn. Heath can’t explain the feeling of coming into the Big Brother house. All the boys seem decent. They both agree Tim is “real good value”. Heath likes all the girls too.. including Vesna. Glenn comments that Vesna needs to chill… but she wanted a young surfy intruder so “look out, mate”.

11.21pm – Logan twins and Logan Tim come to the diary room. Greg says it was an excellent job on the intruders: “one out of three”. Apparently Tim has a soft spot for Heath. Tim comments that Rita is a great girl. David’s favourite is Mel, but he is reminded she doesn’t like redheads. Greg says he is not like his brother – he is going to give it time before he picks a favourite.

David inspects his muscles.

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11.16pm – Dean and David are having a semi-naked D&M in the sauna. They both agree Rita and Mel are nice… but they haven’t worked out Heath yet. Multiple times they comment that Heath is suspicous… and “that Mel chick” is nice.

Meanwhile a lot of housemates are crammed into the spa. Vesna is on Heath’s lap and he is giving her a shoulder massage. In the living room Dean explains he thought they would have had different intruders. Dean doesn’t know who he’d vote to go. David wonders if that will happen. People wouldn’t agree with Dean’s choice, he thinks. Realistically Dean doesn’t want to go before the intruders.. but it might happen… maybe this week. Naturally David doesn’t want Dean to go. In the bedroom Vesna says she doesn’t like Melanie because of her comment before that she worked very hard for her body, yet kept dismissing the idea of exercise in a later conversation. Vesna says “she hasn’t worked a day in her life for her body”. Melanie enters the bedroom and Vesna is silent. Mel exchanges some talk with Christie about shaving and unpacking. Melanie comments to Vesna the situation is bizarre… Vesna doesn’t respond.

Christie is giving David a facial in the bathroom. They discuss the intruders: David is impartial with the intruders… except maybe for Heath. Kate defends Heath. Heath reminds Christie of “Zoolander ugooggily”. She reassures David that the original boys are hotter than Heath.

Glenn is on the couch with Mel and Vensa by his sides. They discuss crying. Glenn doesn’t cry at all, so he says. Vesna is used to crying because she does it so much. Mel is good at managing her own anger – its only at extremes that she loses her cool, but she doesn’t think she is good a verbal abuse. Vesna proudly comments she is.

Back in the bathroom David says he is being standoffish to the intruders. Kate understands: “its like free game – he will straight away like Christie”. David says that if Heath goes for Christie then Greg will pull him straight into line.

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2.01am – Rita is in the bathroom “inspecting” her fellow housemates. Dean tells Rita to feel Greg… so she does. Greg doesn’t really like having his muscles groped like this. Greg lets her feel his ass though. In the living room Heath comments the house is so much smaller than what it looks like on TV. Hotdogs is going to bed and gives Kate a kiss goodnight, to which Vesna screams “what about me!?”. Hotdogs goes to give her a kiss but she leans away. Eventually she lets him growl on her neck and he also gives her a kiss on her chest.

Christie is now giving Dean a facial in the bathroom and has some gossip to pass on: There’s a thing going on between Kate and Greg. Christie comments that Greg is so not her type of guy, but he’s Kate’s type of guy. Christie is much more interested in David, and it’s almost like a twin partner swap. Dean thinks Christie should just ask David for whatever… and he’d much rather hear if there’s any gossip going on about himself. Christie relays “well Vesna is attracted to you… how does that make you feel?”. Dean lets out an annoyed grunt, and adds “she makes me feel uncomfortable”.

3.25am – Some of the girls are finally going to bed. Christie and Rita hug and kiss each other goodnight. In the boys room David explains the girls are so nice to their faces but really their a bit bitchy. Heath and David both exchange small banter about how girls are complicated and its hard living with them all the time. Dean, who is now in bed with Vesna, has set up a barrier of pillows and blanket between him and Vesna. He says he is “nesting”. Vesna says “I hate you… hate you long time”. She puts her arm out on Dean’s side of the bed on purpose, and after many attempts at moving it back, Dean says “jeez you’re a brat”.

“Don’t touch me Dean… and don’t breathe in the south-easterly direction”.

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12:07am: In the boys bedroom. Glenn mentions it was funny the bird flying in earlier. Dave says that Greg swears a lot. He is asked how many lines he’s done, and Dave replies 175. Dave asks Glenn, and he has only done 25. They start talking about masturbating. The guys can’t believe Tim hasn’t yet. Dean says that if he went through the whole thing without doing it he would be able to get great money from Porn movie people. Glenn says that he said to Dave the other day that there would be a lot of wanking in the toilet, and saucehead had said ‘even in the bed!’. Glenn asks who told him a story about someone shitting on a girls face during the night. Dean says it was him, but it wasn’t shit, it was toothpaste because the first thing they do when they wake up in rub their eye and make it sting. Dean farts in the bed and says he did it out the side, but it still stinks, and Dean says to Dave that they are even now. Dave calls someone Monty, and everyone cracks up. Dean says he finally got a good joke out. Someone shouts out SHUT UP to Christie next door, because she is telling them to be quiet. Dean tells them that one of the first nights they thought one of them looked like the spiting image of John Foreman. It’s Tim. Back after Mike’s rambling on and everyone looks like they are going to try to get to sleep now.

Nothing else happens in the whole show. Intruders will spice it up tomorrow night, so stay tuned!

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9.00am – School time! The kids are getting dress for school and when the school bell rings they all line up outside at arms length for the morning assembly. Greg has a little trouble raising the Australian flag. Big Brother says good morning to the students. The students respond like children “Good morning Big Bruthaaah”. BB says “we’ll try that again, good morning school”. “Good morning Big Brother”. “Time for role call”.

Christie… Present
Dean… PRES-NT!
Glenn… Plesant!
Hotdogs… Pwesant!
Kate… Present
Logan David… PRASANT
Logan Greg… PRES-NT!
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Logan Greg… Present. (Kate laughs)
Tim… Present
Vesna… Present

Greg is told to raise the flag. The students all sing the Australian anthem. Hotdogs is looking especially patriotic, with his hand over his chest. BB: “Dean, you should not sing the national anthem wearing a hat, that is 25 lines on the blackboard of ‘I will not wear a hat during assembly’. No earings may be worn during school hours. Vesna gives an angry grunt when she realises she is wearing earings. You will write out ‘no earings my be worn in school’ 25 times. Students then move into the classroom for today’s morning lesson.

9.29am – Vesna is writing her 25 lines on the blackboard when the bell rings for class. They sit down and Vesna comments the chairs are very cold. Big Brother says good morning to the students. The students all say “good morning Big Brothaah”. This mornings lesson is english.

Question 1, back row settle down. How do you spell embarrasing? Kate puts her hand up, stands up and says E-M-B-A-R-A-S-S-I-N-G. That is incorrect. Tim puts his hand up next and says E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S-I-N-G. That is correct.

How many letters in the english alphabet. Glenn stands up and says 69. The class laughs. BB tells Glenn to put on the dunce’s cap and stand in the corner. The students all laugh at him and BB must tell the class to settle down.

In the sentence “This is Big Brother”, which word is a noun? Christie answers “is”. That is incorrect. Tim answers next and says “Brother” that is correct. Christie says “isn’t a noun a doing word?”.

The lesson finishes. All kids are on recess until the afternoon bell.

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11.33am – students are on recess (in the lounge room). Vesna is doing a skippy dance number in her school outfit. She asks the boys if they like it. Dean says “getting into it Ves?”. Vesna says if she sits down and relaxes she’s going to fall asleep so thats why she is up and dancing. She exclaims “is that ok with everyone here!?”. Kate says yes on behalf of the group and “you can do whatever you like”. Dean then says “no she cant!”. Vesna says “who’s got a problem with people doing what they want?”. Greg exclaims he can’t think because of Vesna’s talking. Vesna says “do I have a problem with you when you act like an A-hole? NO!”. David comes to his brother’s defence “leave him alone what did he ever do to you?”. Vesna says “he told me to stop doing what I’m doing! Why don’t you keep out of it.. DAY-VID”. David says she is annoying him and Vesna responds “you annoy me alot of the time”. David says “I don’t annoy THE GROUP a lot of the time”. “Oh ok, so you’re perfect David you don’t do anything huh? You’re perfect. So I just gotta be like the group and just be another robot and just do whatever the group does I gotta do it too”. The boys all moan at Vesna. Ves goes sarcastic “shutup Ves, yeah Ves just shut up”.

Vesna smiles and it seems she’s happy now because she’s pulling the elastic out of her dress and says “I’m called.. the elastic girl! I could be like an elastic girl off…” she does an elastic girl dance. Greg and Glenn say thats off the Incredibles. David says elastic girl’s arms don’t come out like what Vesna is doing. Vesna tells him to just pretend they do. Glenn grabs her elastic and she says “Are you in danger Glenn?… I’ll save you!!”. She does super hero moves with wooshy sound effects. Hotdogs laughs to himself and says “I want to put a cape on… SuperDogs”. Hotdogs stands up and wraps one of the BB school band banners around him as a cape and starts pulling super hero moves. Christie joins in and she’s “skipping rope girl”. Kate and Dean watch on, unimpressed. Hotdogs runs outside flying with his cape. Christie follows skipping behind with a skip rope. Meanwhile inside the other students are being overly-mature (ahuh). Greg says “what are they doing!?”. Dean stands up and says “Well its two people that love looking at themselves, and Christie”. The three BB superheroes are running around the backyard singing the national anthem.

1.07pm – The students are outside playing paper scissors rock when the school bell rings. They all run inside for class screaming. Glenn shoves Tim onto some beanbags and the other students exclaim “thats bullying!”. Big Brother says good afternoon to the students. Kate can’t stop laughing so Big Brother asks her if there is something funny. Still laughing she says “no Big Brother”. Behind her, Greg makes a fart noise. This afternoon’s lesson is geography.

Question 1, What is the capital of New Zealand? Christie says Christchurch? That is incorrect. David says Auckland. That is incorrect. Dean says Wellington. That is correct.

What is the longest river in the wolrd? Lots of hands shoot up. Tim is looking especially eager to answer the question.

At this point my DRV recorder picks up laughing, but its not coming from inside the house. It sounds like the camera crew have burst out laughing at Tim.

Tim says the Amazon. That is incorrect. Kate says the Nile. That is correct.

What is the highest mountain in the world? Tim whispers to Greg “everest”. Greg says everest. BB asks him if a classmate whispered the answer to him. Greg says “no… he told me he loved me sir”. “I couldn’t understand him anyway Big Brother, he told me Kosiosko”. Greg is passing a ball between his hands and Christie says “you shouldn’t have balls in class”. Greg passes it to Glenn who puts it on the floor. “Which housemate whispered something to you Greg”. “It was Tim!”. Greg points straight at Tim who smiles nervously. Tim must line 25 lines of “silence is golden”. Greg must stand in the corner and put the dunces cap on. “Class there will be no cheating in this classroom”.

What is the smallest continent in the world? Vesna is called even though she doesn’t have her hand up. She looks annoyned and murmers.. Austria. The students all silently gasp at the obvious mistake. That is incorrect. Hotdogs says Australia and smiles with schoolboy glee. The bell goes and class is dismissed.

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3.48pm – Kate has come to the diary room to talk to Big Brother. She says she needs to talk… I’m struggling with 2 girls… really struggling. I think its the same both ways – nothing against them. I’m not here to be a bitch, its just to simply point out that we are completely different people in the way that I’m going insane being with them all the time. It’s like so hard to talk about things and just watching them I’m just… uuuh. so much so that I’d be kinda excited if I leave on Sunday. And I feel guilty.

Kate emergest and goes into the bedroom. Christie asks “whats new”. She says “dunno”. Christie says Kate had a really big diary entry. Kate says things things are crazy “I think I have major insecurity issues that I never realised I had before. Its always the confident ones and I can always pick it with other people but not myself. I’m getting to the stage where I’m sick of being bossy, sick of being a control freak, sick of always having to be right, that’s a lot of me, that’s me and if I’m sick of all these things then I’m sick of me”. Christie says “I think people would perceive you as princessy”. Christie explains her first impression was stuck up and snobby. Kate says they have accepted they are different, but she is finding it hard with Christie. Christie does too because Kate has the boys and there is a lot of pushing-away going on when whoever spends time with the boys. Kate says thats fair.

Outside Vesna is cooking and Dean “its good that you know how to cook that one dish pretty well”. The boys laugh at her. Vesna gives Dean dirty looks. He tells her to take a joke (yet more of his double standards!). Vesna says “yeah but you know I get offended very easily yet you still do it”. Hotdogs butts in and says “oh so its ok when you joke about us?”. (bastard). Vesna says “when are you just going to leave it!?”. Dean repeats what she said is a childish immature voice.

Suddenly a bird flies right into the house and Vesna screams and says “oh my god”. Dean tries to stir her up by yelling “WATCH OUT VES, VES WATCH OUT!”. Vesna runs towards the bedroom. Some of the boys go to open up the outside doors so it can fly back out again. Vesna is still screaming. She hide behind th ebedroom door. The bird eventually lands in the kitchen and rests. Glenn tries to capture him with a blanket, and eventually does. He takes the blanket outside and lets the bird free. They close the doors behind him. He places the blanket down on the ground and the bird flies away. Tim comes up to Greg and jokes “are you ok.. you were looking a bit stressed”. Greg starts wrestling Tim.

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8.35pm – Christie is so tired, and Tim tells her to go to bed. She is tired because she is bored. Most of the housemates are going to bed early because of school. Tim is talking to Kate about new people. She says they need new people. Kate is called to the diary room. Big Brother says as winner of FNL she is to allocate chores to the housemates. He asks what she thinks of the current state of housekeeping in the house. Kate says the house is untidy. BB tells her to call all HMs to the lounge and read to them the housekeeper duty statement. All HMs must remain on the lounge until the housekeeper completes those duties. Kate emerges from the diary room and gathers the housemates one by one. The girls aren’t very happy about this. Christie comes out not wearing a top on. Kate reads the housekeeper duty statements while Hotdogs blinks tired. Chrsitie says “we could be here for hours”. Hotdogs gets crackign on taking out the trash. Christie explains her dream that there were four female intruders and wasn’t told. She had a bitch fight with the girls. Glenn asks “how many girls did I have?”. Kate says “one sweedish and one brazillian”. Glenn says “yesss… its a preminition”. Meanwhile Hotdogs is dusting the outside mats.

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