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Day 90

9.37pm – The All Stars are leaving the FNL games. The housemates are immediately told to put their chains back on, and return to the house. Vesna screams “noo”. The HMs chain up in the doorway and walk back to the house. Inside they find pizza and potato chips. Melanie and Vesna scream in excitement. Melanie wants to eat straight away. She is excited about the salami on the pizza. Tim says they should get plates but the girls are already eating off the pizza boxes. Tim and Greg drag each other to the kitchen to get plates. Melanie says “Big Brother I love you”. Big Brother annouces they must remove their chains. Melanie screams in excitement and Greg claps onto the table. Big Brother says he didn’t finish. They can remove their chains… and swap partners.

10.35pm – Vesna is in the sauna chained to Tim. She asks if she looks sad. Tim says not all the time – but sometimes she looks angry. Tim says she takes the good with the good and should take a little of the bad. Vesna says she finds all the HMs that if something changes they put on a happy face even if they aren’t happy and she finds it hard to do that. Tim says people aren’t just trying to cope – there is a little of that but its just that they can hack it better than Vesna. Ves says she just wants her life back. Tim says its only a big problem when what she’s doing impacts on everyone else eg. when she becomes angry and abusive. He explains its a loop where people get angry with her which means she becomes even more angry.

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12.41am – Greg and Melanie are in the kitchen. Mel is talking about how guys are not attracted to her. Greg says they are intimidated by good looking people. Meanwhile Vesna is talking to Tim, saying Mel is cosying up to Greg – or vice versa because Mel has blonde hair. She says Greg is trying to figure out how to pick her up. Melanie is asking Greg if he was interested in a girl what would he do. He says maybe a little eye contact. Vesna asks Tim if Greg needs a lot of guidance with women. Greg asks them what they are talking about. Vesna says nothing and Tim says get on with cleaning the dishes. Mel and Greg knock some dishes and Vesna screams out if they stacked them properly “Ms Model!”. She is being sarcastic and Tim joins in with the yelling.

2.23am – Greg and Mel are in the diary room together. Greg says all BB’s “friends” are gone now (the All Stars). Greg says they let the All Stars win because they need the money because they are so skinny. Mel agrees. The two agree they were shocked at seeing other people… they didn’t really concentrate on winning this week. Greg asks BB who he was rooting for. BB says he is always neutral.

2.35am – Housemates are going to bed. In an unsuspecting moment Greg hits Tim on the bum. Tim is making up his bed because he gets cold because he’s so thin. Vesna starts telling him to hurry up and laughs about it – a lot! It becomes a cackle. The lights go out. Greg wonders if the All Stars felt sorry for them for losing. Mel doesn’t think so. Vesna saw it is Wes, Paul and Jess’s eyes. Some of the All Stars smiled at Vesna a lot. Mel and Greg talk about how they loved the night.

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Day 91

1.29pm – Vesna really wants to sunbake but she must walk around with Tim while he does the washing. She says there is no need for it but Tim says she should just be patient. Vesna continues whinging, saying Tim is “making my life hell”. She screams. Tim says she is letting her emotions get the beter of her. Meanwhile Greg and Melanie watch on and laugh at the two. Tim throws some water out of a bucket which tugs on Vesna’s arm. She screams saying “I can’t believe you did that!”. Melanie says she knew the two wouldn’t get along with each other. Vesna leans on an outside wall and lets out some grunts of frustration. Vesna screams that Tim is only rinsing one item at a time. She then turns around, sighs a few times and then counts down from 10, hoping Tim will be finished by the time he finishes. Melanie says she wouldn’t be able to hack his habits. Greg reminds her that Tim is only doing it on purpose.. and its hilarious. While pressing the clothes Vesna starts throwing her chains against the press screaming “I hate these chains I hate them I hate them I hate them”. Tim says its not helping her doing this. He has discussed this so many times he doesn’t feel guilty for bringing it up – she complains for no reason.

Vesna says she is no longer talking to Tim, but reminds him not to put her clothes next to his on the drying rack. She spends a few minutes saying “no”. And repositions her clothes saying she needs them dry because she might be evicted tomorrow where Tim doesn’t. Tim eggs her on saying “I really think you need to have some time to yourself”.

2.11pm – Housemates have been given a task to build a tower. The team with the tallest tower will win a takeaway dinner. Of course the teams are who is chained to who. The housemates run to grab their building materials – which unsurprisingly are mostly cans for a particular potato chip who are sponsoring Big Brother. With 2 minutes to go Mel and Greg are much further than Tim and Vesna, who are arguing on how to do this. When they finish Tim says Vesna is unbelievably hard to work with. Mel and Greg win the task – just in time because their tower collapses after the winners annoucement.

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2.39pm – Housemates are in the bedroom. Big Brother announces their task this week was to remain linked. They did not stay linked for the required time. They have failed the task. The housemates all take off their chains and Greg hits his chain in frustration.

6.53pm – Vesna is in the kitchen preparing dinner. Tim complains that Melanie plugging her pubic hair in the living room was very disgusting while they were chained up. The two have a squabble over issues of personal hygeine. Melanie says just because Tim is 10 years older doesn’t mean he is more mature. Vesna says they should stop fighting because they have had enough of this. Vesna asks Melanie if she is bored – she is. Tim says picking a fight out of bordom is silly.

11.02pm – Tim and Greg are in the spa. Tim says he feels Melanie has really come out and being bombastic in these last few days. He thinks Melanie thinks she is more mature than she really is. Greg agrees. Tim explains there was no Mel.. then Mel.. then the “other Mel”, who has come out recently. He thinks he has given her training wheels to reveal her personality lately and now that the training wheels are off she is throwing them back at him. Greg says her being in the house for less time than them has a lot to do with it.

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12:55am: Mel is getting one of Tim’s pimples. Greg and Vesna are also standing around Tim, everyone watching on. Tim is now chained to Vesna, Mel is with Greg. Tim tells Vesna he can pop it himself, but Vesna continues regardless. Greg and Mel are ordered to the diary room by Big Brother. On the couch, Vesna wonders why there wasn’t anyone from season one on FNL this evening. Vesna sees that it’s a simple battery change as Mel and Greg come out of the diary room. As Greg and Mel go back to return the old batteries, Vesna goes back to playing with Tim’s face. Vesna says his face is terrible, and that he should wash it more. Tim makes scared noises as Vesna keeps playing with his pimples. Once the others are back out, Vesna says to Greg that perhaps she should colour her hair blonde and lose about 20 kilo’s, obviously talking about Jo Ashton earlier in the night. Mel starts playing with Greg’s back, but they are soon gathered around Tim again as Vesna keeps playing with him. Greg offers advice on how to get the pimple to pop straight out. Tim says he wants to go bowling. Greg says that their favourite BB is on too, but he’s not letting them have fun. Mel looks at Tim’s face, saying it’s revolting. Greg now has a look too, pointing out another pimple.

1:10am: Still pimple popping. Vesna wants Mel and Greg to get some tissues so she can do it properly. They leave. Vesna tells Tim to lie on some pillows. Tim is worried he’ll have marks on his face. Vesna says he won’t have any. Vesna tells him to have another beer. The others return, Mel saying “This is so exciting Tim.” Greg wants to use a bobby pin. He says it would fly out, Christie used to use them all the time. Anyway, back to Vesna going to work onto Timmy, as Greg and Mel watch on from very close range. She does something and all three of them say “oooh”. Mel says “Look at them all!”. After about 5 minutes, Greg says there is still about 80% of the face still to be worked on. Mel and Vesna are very excited about Tim’s skin. A few minutes after this they are yelling out jackpot!

1:33am: Mel and Greg are sitting on the couch not saying a word to each other. Vesna and Tim walk from the bedroom to the bathroom and say something, but I didn’t make it out. Just as we go to the break, Greg says “Kate would have loved that one.”

1:39am: Everyone is back on the couch, and the blackhead plucking is back in full force. Tim seems to be in a little pain as Vesna keeps going. They decide they need more tissues, but Tim suggests they all relax and have a drink. Mel says it’s like war on flith, but it’s a war on Tim’s nose. Mel sits back down and accidently knocks Tim as he is sipping his beer, and his tooth starts to bleed. Vesna thinks Mel should move onto Greg and do his nose now. She continues however. After a few more minutes they do decide to move onto Greg, and he says he isn’t going to like it. Tim stands exactly where Greg had been watching Timmy from, roles now reversed.

1:58am: Vesna and Tim are on the couch. Tim drips water onto Vesna. He apologises. Tim starts humming, and Vesna says she is going to have to go to the toilet lots tonight. Vesna asks Tim if he is dead as he lies down on the couch again. They start singing so we are taken back to the studio with Mike.

2:09am: Greg playing in the kitchen with Mel, looking in the fridge for something. They both get up from the fridge eating. They then move over to the table and clean that up a bit. They decide to leave one bottle of water on the table for some reason. Back to the kitchen with the Pringles. Mel says she was so happy with the meal tonight.

2:20am: All housemates now in the bathroom. Both boys are checking out what the girls have done to their faces. Most move onto brushing their teeth, flossing etc. Tim says he feels as if he is blowing up in the face. Mel says he’ll have much better skin too. Vesna finishes, and tries to march Tim off to bed as quickly as possible. Mel now brushes her hair. Vesna acts as a cat and brushes her face along Greg’s arm. Vesna and Tim begin to go back to the bedroom, but Tim gets his jacket from the couch. Vesna wonders why, saying “We’re not going anywhere!” In the bedroom, they begin to get changed.

2:34am: Greg and Mel are in bed. Tim is waiting for Vesna outside the toilet. Tim says he’s going to wake up tomorrow with scars. Mel says he looks better. Vesna says he should seek legal advice. They are sleeping in Tim’s bed, so they are all alongside each other. Vesna is in bed, and trying to get Tim in, but he’s trying to do something to the bed beforehe gets in. He says he needs to be comfortable and warm. Vesna just keeps laughing. Still laughing…

2:43am: Greg is saying that the Allstars shouldn’t have won anything – they should have been there to prevent the housemates from winning. Mel says it was hard for the housemates – the Allstars saw everything beforehand. Tim says the bike used for the first challenge needed to be warmed up. Not suprisingly, we are taken away from this conversation. Show finishes early for some reason, at 2:45am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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I join up late at 12.01am. Tim and Greg are outside on the beanbags having a D&M. They are talking about Kate.. surprise surprise. Greg says he thought Kate was loved by the public. Tim says you have no idea of whats going on outside the house really. “Mistakes are made that we know about like Kate’s drunk night, mistakes are made we didn’t know”. Talk moves to nominations – they worry Tim a lot. He’s tried to tell himself its just a game and you just have to do it, but it doesn’t make it easier for him. Tim says people like Nelson haven’t been in the house for so long he might not be as reluctant to talk badly of him – which could cause bad audience reactions outside the house. They could be friends, according to Tim – they wouldn’t be bosom buddies but they could be friends.

12.10am – The girls are in the bedroom, in bed. Melanie is talking about a girl she knows. Melanie is full of praise for this particular girl, but says she needs to do something or plan something with her life. Sounds like a friend of Melanie – but Melanie says she wouldn’t introduce her to her parents. She’s the kind of girl you wouldn’t hang out with during the day – only at night time to go out and party. There is a drawn out silence. This anonymous girl is 10cm taller than Melanie, and funny. Melanie can’t wait to call her when she gets out of the house. Vesna comments the girl will be watching Mel, and Mel says the girl will be thinking “oh shit!”. When Melanie had a boyfriend this girl (sounds like her name is Kate) would still introduce guys to Mel despite the boyfriend. “She doesn’t put up with any crap… she tells it like it is”. At times she is even disrespectful. Melanie comments people who are on drugs are disrespectful. She thinks it might be raining, so the girls listen for a moment for rain. However Vesna wants to know where Greg and Tim are.

12.17am – Melanie was right – it is raining. Tim and Greg however are under a sheltered part of the backyard, still on the beanbags. They are talking about annoyances in the house. Tim explains he was extremely annoyed at Vesna’s dinner party task on Saturday night. It scared him. Particularly when the girls started getting angry and hostile. Greg says it was “shithouse”.

12.23am – Tim has noticed that he asks a lot of questions in the house – but no one asks them back. He is getting a lot of information about their background and their life but other people don’t ask back. Tim says football players are similar – they are always talking about themselves (eg. after a big game etc.), because it is so easy to do. Tim seems to be dominating this conversation because Greg isn’t say much, just the occasional grunt of agreement. Talk turns to one of Tim’s flatmates who he had a crush on, and as a result he wouldn’t tell her a lot of things about himself. Tim has a theory that lots of ‘blokey’ men don’t like to reveal much of themselves to their mates, things like problems with girlfiriends etc. Greg agrees and demonstrates what some blokes are like – flooding their sentences with “fucken” to hide what they are saying. Greg can’t wait to get out of the house and talk to people… “different people” than his usual group. Tim goes on to describe all the great things about his flatmate. He told her his feelings recently and she explained she didn’t feel the same – sounds like a case of de ja vu with Kate! Despite their lack of reciprocal feelings, they have a great friendship. She has many blokes over all the time but Tim says he doesn’t get jealous. If it became a problem then Tim would have moved out. His flatmate is mature, Tim describes, and he doesn’t feel ashamed explaining his feelings or expressing his sexuality.

12.37am – The D&M between the boys continues. Well actually its more like Tim writing a verbal novel while Greg lays silently and nods along. Tim says he loves the way language works – for example the word “encouragement” has the base word “courage” so you are giving courage to some one. Tim gets excited about language. There is an unsurprising silence. Tim explains there are guys who peel away with their girlfriends or wives really need their mates to come around on Saturday night and talk to them. Greg responds with “yeah, its interesting isn’t it?”. Tim wonders where the girls are, asleep properly. Greg can hear traffic, and Tim explains the big highway that runs alongside Dreamworld. They begin talking about the launch show. In Tim’s car they were playing music loudly so Tim couldn’t hear what was going on outside the car. Apparently he had notes in the car of what he would say!? Greg says he only had 25 minutes to get to Dreamworld. Tim thought it was funny he was working in Sydney one day.. then the next he is in lockdown. Tim decides he wants to go for a piss so the two of them get up and walk into the house (they are chained now, by the way).

12.43am – In the bedroom the girls ask where the boys were. Vesna complains they were gone for too long and bombards them with a whole lot of questions like “what were you talking about, why did you leave?”.

12.54am – The boys are talking about how they have rashes on their arms from the chains. They go into the bedroom. Looks like Tim needs to go to the toilet again – however Mike cuts to footage from the daily show.

1.03am – The boys are lying on the floor in the living room. They were doing exercises just now. Tim is talking about how he’s going to go see his family doctor when leaving the house. He thinks he might be a hypocondriac. There is a long silence, the boys are still lying on the floor. Eventually Greg yawns!!! Tim begins to talk but Greg has farted and it smells very bad. The two of them start trying to wave the smell away from their faces. Greg says sorry and asks if Tim’s mum is like his sister. Tim says she’s a very serious woman, and when she stops stressing she’s very fun. She’s a list person, some one who gets up in the morning and doesn’t stop. His Dad on the other hand is the type of person who takes his time, likes to browse at the shops etc. Greg’s Dad always says things are “neat”. His nickname is “Silver”. Greg and his friends would always steal beer from his Dad when they were young. Tim’s Dad has a beard and Tim speculates his Dad might have a few extra chins, but the beard does suit him. His beard and his hair is white, much to his delight. Apparently it helps his proffession (he’s a lawyer) because white hair gives the impression of seniority. He’s been prosecuting dodgy car dealers and supermarkets for not displaying the correct weights of things. Tim is worried that people who aren’t fans of him might go to his parent’s house, because they are listed in the phone book.

1.19am – Boys are still on the floor, and amazingly Greg is talking! Actually no now Tim is talking again – this time about family meals. Tim’s Dad likes to suck on chicken bones and eat a whole apple. Greg laughs and says its “fucking hilarious”. The boys roll over onto their hands and knees and it looks like they are doing stretches. Tim says he’s not used to the plasma screen in the living room being blank. Greg gets into the “on your marks” racing position, and comments he hasn’t done that in a lone time. The boys get down onto their stomaches and pull back their arms and shoulders – a stretch? Greg says every time you do shoulder weights your shoulders should be right back. He did pilates once – and suggests Tim should do it with him once they are out of the house.

1.33am – Greg starts picking his nose while lying on the floor with Tim… with accompanying commentary from Mike Goldman. Tim reckons they are going to put on weight he ate so much chocolate today. Although he doesn’t mind putting on a little. Tim says he doesn’t have any weight right now to lose. Greg mentions something about his mates when he leaves the house but it doesn’t really make sense. Tim wants to call his friends when he leaves and find out what they were doing and how they acted while he wasn’t around.

At 1.38am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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3.25am – Vesna is up with Greg, she needs to go to the toilet. Quickly she gets fed up and takes the chain off. She says she will get sick if she doesn’t get her sleep. She doesn’t care what Big Brother says.

9.11am – Housemates are awake in their beds. Vesna tells Tim she took the chain off last night. Tim wonders whether they will continue with the task. Melanie is worried about the ramifications – she knows Big Brother gets angry easy. Greg doesn’t think he will be angry. Vesna wants to get up and make breakfast, scrambled eggs. Tim says he’s dissapointed with the task but he doesn’t want Vesna to hurt from the chains. Greg agrees. They all take their chains off at the same time and cheer. Vesna screams to Greg “now get out of my bed!”. Vesna goes into the kitchen to make breakfast. Big Brother announces “all housemates to the diary room”. Tim asks “do you think thats because we unclipped”. In the diary room they find the house rules on the diary room chair. BB tells them their task this week was to stay connected – they are not connected. Why? Vesna says she was having serious issues with being chained up. She was extremely stressed and she couldn’t tell anyone. Tim tries to speak for Vesna but Big Brother rudely interupts Tim saying “NO”. BB asks Vesna if she discussed this with her other housemates. Vesna says she couldn’t at that hour of the night. BB asks why she didn’t talk to BB about this. Vesna says she just couldn’t.

Big Brother bans Vesna from using the kitchen. She can’t be involved in the preparation of any food. She can’t gather in the kitchen. BB fines her $5000. The rest of the housemates are each fined $5000 – $20 000 altogether. BB tells them they can pack their bags and go if they do not want to follow the rules. No one is being held against their will. The task will continue as normal. The task is normal.

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10.56pm – Tim and Greg are making underpants out of aluminium foil. Vesna is still looking depressed. She wonders when she can use the kitchen. Greg says maybe when the task is over. Vesna comments “fancy banning a woman from the kitchen”. Vesna goes to the diary room to double check the ban with Big Brother. She asks if she can give orders for the kitchen. BB says she cannot be involved in any way, and the ban is indefinate. Meanwhile Tim is explaining he is annoyed that Vesna doesn’t follow through with tasks. In the diary room Vesna explains she can’t understand how Big Brother can be understanding when he takes so much away from her. She starts crying. Big Brother says just because Vesna is angry at him, doesn’t mean they can’t work out a solution. He reminds her that her decision impact on the other housemates.

Later in the bathroom Tim is explaining that they were all fined because of Vesna’s actions. It’s not a walk in the park and they are all chained up. Tim says “the world is not revolving around you”. Vesna says everyone keeps giving her advice to see the positive side of things but she’s had enough and this is the way she deals with things. Vesna gets very upset with Tim and says its hard for her to watch her other housemates do these things and she’s trying to think about them but its hard for her to deal with the house. Eventually Vesna tells the other housemates to just ignore her.

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2.13pm – Greg is mowing the lawn, much to the annoyance of Vesna. She complains he is mowing parts of the lawn that don’t even need mowing. She says he is doing it on purpose just to annoy her. Meanwhile Mel says to Tim that Vesna is really enjoying herself. They chuckle at Vesna’s complaints. Greg jokes “everyone is against Vesna”. Melanie says its so romantic they are mowing the lawn together. They don’t say much to each other but when they do its all swearing. Tim says maybe they are Mr and Mrs Get Stuffed. Meanwhile Vesna is telling Greg “don’t push me”. Greg is still wearing his aluminium underpants. When Greg finishes mowing Tim and Mel clap. Tim says the lawn looks so much better. The boys want to go to the diary room to show BB their aluminium underpants, leaving the girls chained up in the living room. The boys walk in with only their new underpants and announce “happy aluminium underpants day”. When asked by BB, Tim explains the underpants are to celebrate the Australian mining industry. The boys do some model poses to show off the underpants. The boys have a song too “horray, horray, its aluminium undie day”. They dance around the dairy room with aluminium foil.

3.50pm – Greg has a letter from BB. They must swap chains. Vesna is now with Mel and Greg with Tim. They must swap within 10 seconds. Vesna says now the boys have to cook and “please make dinner good”. The boys joke about making a sloppy dinner for the housemates. Vesna and Mel leave. Tim comments to Greg he could tell Vesna was driving mad. Greg was so releived they had to change. He counted how many times she complained yesterday – 89.

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6.52pm – Boys are in the kitchen cooking. Vesna relays a message to Melanie to tell the boys to was the vegetables. Melanie calls out for the boys to wash the vegetables. Big Brother announces Vesna must not directly or indirectly help with cooking. The boys joke around in the kitchen about carrots and hot water. The girls aren’t impressed and Melanie gives a look to Vesna to say “oh god”. Tim starts his own cooking show and asks the BB cameras to zoom in on him. He talks about the vegetables. The girls laugh to themselves. Tim starts cooking the root of a vegetable, which is elastic and according to Vesna, poisonous. She yells out they can’t put that in the food. Melanie tells Tim they only add the bok choy at the end of the cooking. Big Brother annouces Vesna and Melanie must wash the outside windows now. They leave while the boys laugh. Greg says “sucked in” and comments he is enjoying cooking for once. Melanie and Vesna do a hasty job of the window, not impressed. Vesna glares at one of the outside cameras with disgust.

The girls have a lot of trouble washing the windows by the garden. Vesna is freaked out by the frogs and bugs in the bushes. She says she can’t do it. Tim decides the boys should go outside and ask them how they are doing. Outside Greg says dinner is almost ready but Vesna tells them they are busy. Melanie screams that a mosquito bit her. Vesna yells “dear Big Brother, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit”. Vesna lets out a long scream of annoyance.

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12:31am: Vesna is screaming at Greg not to read the label of the jar in the kitchen. Ves says she hates Greg, saying he put it out of her reach just to shit her. Mel says that Timmy has fallen asleep. The girls say their wrists are killing them. Ves threatens to cut the cord as such and fail the task. Greg dares her, and she wimps out. Mel on the couch wants to go to bed, but Tim needs to rest for 5 minutes before going to bed lol. Mel says he’s so boring. Vesna says she hates Greg again, and Greg says that he loves her. Greg keeps telling her to take the chain off. Vesna says she took the chain off last night in bed. Mel is yelling at Tim right beside her. He says he needs 60 seconds, so Mel starts counting, but yells. Tim finally gets up and they clean the table. Mel says they are in a war, and they have to clean the tail. He says he’s exhausted. Mel thinks Tim eats too slow so he doesn’t eat enough. Greg needs to go outside to clean something. Vesna doesn’t want to go, but she follows. Tim complains that Mel is cleaning the table simply by brushing stuff onto the floor! Greg starts cleaning outside, moving Bean Bags around, while Vesna just walks beside her. They are soon done. Greg now wants to go to the toilet. Vesna agrees. Mel says that she needs to wash her face and her teeth. Vesna goes to the toilet first. They both finish with their toilet, and Greg wants to find the tweezers. He see’s Mel’s biscuits she sucks on, but doesn’t eat. They think it’s disgusting. They look in a drawer for the tweezers and find a pack of biscuits. Greg says he doesn’t want any, but tells “Tough Girl” Vesna to eat them. He says she won’t do anything wrong. Vesna breaks the chain link to prove her point. They link back up and go over the other side of the room to find the tweezers. Vesna says she hates him again, and Greg says “We figured that out 10 minutes ago, but you keep coming back”.

12:50am: Greg and Vesna have joined Tim and Mel in the bathroom. Tim looks like he has almost fallen asleep in there. They all head to the bedroom together. Greg grabs some glad wrap for the morning (boys are going to dress up in it I think). Tim decides he needs to clean up the dishes now, so he starts cleaning. Cut to Vesna, back in the toilet. Greg is outside singing and yelling. Vesna tells him to be quiet because she can’t go while he makes that noise. Greg gives her encouragement, “So that turd who’s boss.” Timmy comes into the bedroom with Mel, and he says “Look, flith.” Greg says that tomorrow Foil has to go round his underwear as soon as he gets up. Tim agrees. Greg says he’ll do it before farmhand.

1:04am: Greg and Vesna akwardly get onto their bed. Vesna wonders if Tim is doing the number two’s on the toilet. Mel wants him to hurry up. He takes his time on the toilet, much to Mel’s annoyance. When he comes out, Vesna tells him about time. Tim yells “Whats it to you fathead”. Vesna says he said she was fat, but Tim argues that he didn’t. Mel wonders if Tim is undressed, and Tim says ” Does it look like i’m bloody undressed?” Tim says everyone thinks he’s weird and Greg is sitting there cutting foil up. Greg says he’s trying to make a pair of undies.

1:16am: Greg and Tim talking about the female BB. Greg reckons she would feel left out at the Christmas party with the other BB’s. Vesna does a good interpratation of the female BB according to Greg. They say they hardly hear her. Greg says it’s going to be a big day tomorrow. Mel wonders if Tim is going to get under the covers. He says he ‘bloody will’. They discuss farmhand for the morning. Greg says that he thinks tomorrow night the task will be finished. He says they can’t go for any longer. Vesna says she hopes she hears the woman again. Greg says “So do I!”. Vesna says he should go and wank himself. Greg reveals he had a dream that a female BB called him to the diary room and did sexual things to him. Vesna says maybe the female BB and Big Big Brother are an item, and when making love they say “Call me to the room Big Brother” and silly sayings like “This is BB. Undress yourself now”. Mel wonders what it was like the first time they heard the female. Vesna says it was arousing.

1:45am: Vesna and Greg are talking about food, again. Chedder cheese to be exact. Greg says he’s only recently started eating cheeses. This cheese conversation has full on been going on for a good 5 minutes.

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8.41am – Greg and Vesna are getting up to feed the animals. Vesna complains about the chain between her and Greg, and Big Brother. She complains the entire way outside. In the games yard Vesna tells the animals to shutup multiple times. A goat jumps on Vesna, pulling down her pants and she screams melodramatically. She is “attacked” by one of the larger goats. In the bedroom Tim is making the beds obsessively. Back outside Vesna is walking the aplaca and tells it “don’t gallop, you aren’t a horse, you’re an idiot”. Vesna and Greg start bickering as they circle the yard. She accusing him of making a scene, much to the astonishment of Greg. Melanie and Tim try to make the beds together, still chained together. The animals have been fed and walked and Vesna wants to pop some pimples on Greg’s face. He keeps pulling away and she says she will get them later… Greg says no. Vesna asks “Greg… what is with your attitude!?”. BB calls them back inside. Just as they go to leave a goat attempts to jump out of it’s pen and enter the house. The HMs run back inside.

10.16am – Around the table Vesna says this chain business is demoralising… degrading. The other housemates throw in some D words… demeaning… devilafying… Tim says delicous “oh sorry that’s not right”. Vesna has a theory Big Brother is trying to kill her. They start making arrangements for Vesna’s funeral. She suspects Greg will be standing very far away from her gravesite incase she touches him. Tim mentions group hug again… and Melanie says “can it.. it’s not going to happen. Tim suggests a group song, and starts singing Botany Bay. No one joins in… Vesna starts fuming.

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10.23am – Vesna says “life does not exist in this house if I’m not allowed to touch the opposite sex”. Everyone looks uncomfortable. Vesna is annoyed Greg doesn’t display much physical contact (nonsexual) to her. Tim outlines that if he doesn’t want her to touch him she should respect that. Tim uses her and Melanie as an example… and sexual touching can become harassing. The conversation hits a stalemate.

12.04pm – Vesna is brushing her teeth and Greg asks why they don’t have fun together. Vesna blames the chain…. they can feel each other’s frustrations. Greg can see a humourous side to it but would like Vesna to see that too.. all she sees is the world against her. They move to the bedroom continuing the conversation. Vesna feels like an idiot and has never been chained up like this. “I’m going to be selfish and I hate being selfish”.

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4.45pm – Vesna asks if the other housemates are happy continuing the task. She feels its a big damper on their time in the house – the winning result doesn’t seem worth it. The other housemates are keen on finishing, and think they will regret ditching it. At this point Vesna cannot hold back her anger and says she is going to have many outbreaks. Tim says she should try to deal with it because everyone else is. Melanie and Tim go into the bedroom and Melanie closes the door so she can have a rest from Vesna. Back in the kitchen Vesna explains she hates being this way, and starts crying. Melanie tells Tim she likes Ves but she’s not prepared to unclip just because Vesna can’t handle it. Tim can’t see why she’s not making any effort with the task – it’s all about respect.

7.05pm – The housemates are all on the couch. Melanie is annoyed where Tim has his arm – the chain is uncomfortable for her. Melanie stands up really fast and the chain becomes unattached from Tim’s arms. Vesna screams and they quickly put it back on Tim’s hand. Vesna and Greg don’t look impressed.Tim goes to the diary room and Melanie sitting on floor screams “I hate this task!”. In the diary room Tim explains to Big Brother the velcro ripped out, and wants to see if they have now failed. BB says the results will be read out later. BB tells him to “never lose hope”.

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9.21pm – The housemates are bowling. Big Brother announces there will be a tournament. The winning team will win lots of chocolate. Melanie screams in excitement. Vesna is keen to win this one. Melanie and Tim begin by getting a strike (on her first shot). Vesna and Greg roll and get a gutterball. Melanie bowls and knocks down 8 pins. Another gutterball for Vesna. Tim and Melanie get another good result. Greg bowls and knocks down all but 1 pin. Melanie and Tim have won the tournament, and dance around together. In the diary room Mel and Tim find their chocolate. BB repeats that they must not share their prize with the other team. When they leave the diary room Greg says “well done!” but Vesna is jealous. She says she will steal some later. “I never win in this house… “. Greg says it was just a bit of fun. Tim and Melanie eat some of their chocolate and biscuits in the bedroom. She enjoys winning. Vesna explains she isn’t getting what she needs emotionally in this house and has no chocolate to comfort her.. she has nothing. When leaving the bedroom Tim and Melanie agree not to talk about the chocolate. Greg wants to go the diary room to ask a question. Vesna suggests he ask BB why he is such an ass.

In the diary room Greg asks: “is there anything I can trade in to give some chocolate to Vesna?”. Greg says it would make his life easier if she has some chocolate. Big Brother says no.

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