Day 5

9:20am: Camilla asks Karen whether she has found her photos yet. Karen says she is just looking for them now. David says that perhaps someone took them during dinner. Karen agrees, and they try to think back to yesterday and who went to the bathroom during dinner. Dave says he went to the toilet, and so did Michael and Anna. Karen says she’s getting to the stage where she’ll start shouting “Right. Where’s my photos!” Outside, Michael and Dino are riding exercise bikes in the gym. Michael asks Dino his pick to win. Dino says it all comes down to stereotypes and characters that people play. Dino says that the most popular person around the house would be Gaelan. Dino also thinks that Tilli has a good chance. He says girls like Anna would be well liked outside of the house because of her looks. Karen walks past the gym and Michael asks if shes found her photos yet. Karen says no, and Michael reassures her that they have to be in the house somewhere. Karen says that someone might have been looking at them and thought they were someone elses and put them in the wrong drawer. Dino says that because they don’t have anything to do today they should have a bit of a clean of the bedroom in the hope of finding the photos. Karen likes this idea. Once Karen is gone, Michael asks if Dino thinks Karen could be doing this herself. Dino says no way, and Michael quickly says he doubts it too. Dino says he’s becoming more specticle hanging around him.

12:19pm: Big Brother tells housemates it’s time to line up. The category is “Lazy”. Anna heads towards the least lazy side, and Camilla says “For once I agree with you, your not lazy.” Karen is least lazy, followed by Krystal. Karen sneaks a smile at her daughter. BB tells them that according to the lineup, the five laziest housemates are Jamie, John, Elise, Camilla and Katie. BB tells them that these 5 are responsible for all household duties for the rest of the day. Jamie kicks the air, and walks away, before Big Brother reminds him to hold his position. BB tells them that the 5 must clean the house thoroughly, and they should start immediately.

1:03pm: The lazy housemates are cleaning the house. Dino explains that one utensil that Camilla has just washed and dried doesn’t go with the others, and has another home. She seems a bit confused. Elise and Katie are cleaning the bedroom. Katie asks Elise if she likes anyone in here. Elise says she doesn’t think so, but when she first got in here she thought there were a few hot ones. Katie says she wouldn’t mind hooking up with someone for fun, but she’s not totally into one. She says it could be weird if she hooked up with Jamie, cause they are very good mates. She says that she wouldn’t make a move. Outside, Ashley is cooking at the barbecue. Michael and Dino are out at the hammocks, and Dino tells him that he is going to have an argument with Camilla soon. He tells Michael about the utensil ‘argument’ inside earlier. Michael says shes nuts. He says shes trying to hide the fact that she is torn up about the whole Dave situation. Dino agrees, saying she says things publicly she doesn’t mean. Lunchtime has arrived and housemates are lining up around the barbecue. Katie says that Ashley is the best cook. Someone asks for two tomatoes, and Anna immediately questions whether there will be enough to go around. Michael and Dino eat on the stools in the kitchen, and after Camilla leaves to go outside, Michael says that he sees himself going head to head against her very soon. Outside, Anna asks Camilla if she’s alright. Camilla says she is, but she is really really tired. Anna says that not many people got much sleep last night. Anna says she should sleep with Karen and herself, saying that she sleep far apart and there is heaps of room. Camilla comes in to get something from the kitchen and asks why they are inside. Michael says “Eating. Isn’t it obvious?” Camilla says sorry, to which Michael says ‘should be’. Camilla says “Just asking”, and Michael has one last line “Try not to.”

9:12pm: Elise is talking to Camilla. Elise wonders if she is boring. Camilla says she doesn’t find her boring, rather suggesting that she brings a different dynamic to the group. Elise says she just isn’t as outrageous as everyone else. Camilla says she floats between the groups, and apart from Dave, she doesn’t have any ‘good’ friends. Elise says she doesn’t really fit into any groups. Camilla says that Elise has at least spent time with lots more people than she has. Elise says she’s still not herself yet, and she doesn’t feel like she can be herself. Later, on the smaller bedroom side, Krystal and Michael start play fighting. Meanwhile on the other side of the bedroom, Karen tells Dave she has heaps of secrets, but she isn’t going to tell him. Krystal comes over and tells them all that Michael is trying to show her his privates. Michael yells out he’s getting changed. Karen has a look of concern on her face! Michael drags Krystal back to the other side of the bedroom, and Karen says loudly “Micky, you think Krystal’s your little toy don’t you?!” Krystal fires back, “He’s my little toy, thanks Karen.” Michael comes back and says “You know we’re the secret couple”. It gets a few laughs. Elise, still upset from earlier, goes to the toilet to have a bit of a cry. Elise comes out and starts brushing her teeth. Jamie comes and sits down and asks her whats going on. Elise explains she’s just having a bad night. Elise says her whole perception of herself has changed. Katie walks in and gives her a hug. Krystal also comes in now too. Krystal starts saying that she doesn’t feel 100% in the house, and Katie says “Your not helping!” Jamie laughs, and then everyone laughs. Krystal continues, saying that they all feel lost, but everyday gets better.

10:22pm: Big Brother has gathered the housemates on the couch. He instructs Elise to read the letter out to the group. It says that while the getting to know you task is about the past, they should also look to the future. Big Brother will put baby shots of what babies might look like if housemates got together. The housemates task is to guess who the parents are. The first baby looks awful, and housemates eventually agree it’s the baby of Michael and Krystal. When the answer is revealed, there is laughing all round. The second one looks almost worse, and John says that they think it’s Karen and Dave’s child. Incorrect, it’s actually John and Karen’s. The 3rd one looks slightely better, and the housemates guess correctly that it’s David and Camilla. The fourth is a shocker, and housemates again correctly guess it’s Jamie and Katie’s baby.

12:01am: Housemates hanging out in the bedroom. Tilli and David decided that they should pash for some reason. They have a nice little pash. Some housemate ask why, and Tilli responses with ‘why not?’ Camilla looks on bewilded. They go in for one last kiss, then seperate to other ends of the bedroom. Camilla wonders if the night could get anymore eventful. Tilli wants to privately talk to Camilla, and drags her away. Tilli says she just wanted to make sure she wasn’t pushing boundaires or anything because she knows that Dave and Camilla are close. Camilla tells her not to be silly, and that she doesn’t have any romantic interest in Dave. Tilli says she doesn’t either. Camilla goes on with the job of brushing her teeth, and Tilli comes to the diary room. She says she just wanted to chat about tonight. She says that she doesn’t regret the kiss because it means nothing, it was pure fun. Big Brother wonders if something has upset her. Tilli says no, but says it gets to her sometimes just how surreal the place really is. She starts crying. She says that sometimes she can’t believe that shes actually here. She says you can’t take people at face value at all. She says they all have all these amazing stories to tell. She says she is very thankful for it.

1:52am: Lights are out in the bedroom. Katie and Jamie are talking in bed. Katie is wondering if people actually like her or whether they are being nice. Jamie says that everyone likes her. Katie thinks that Tilli and ‘people like that’ would vote her out. She says ‘are we allowed to talk about that’. Jamie says probably not, but then says that he would never vote someone out because they pose a threat. He says he thinks John has a good chance, but he would never get rid of him. Jamie says he’s not sure about Michael. Katie thinks he’s a mole. Katie says he unnecessarilly stirs the pot. BB comes on and tells Jamie and Katie to come to the diary room now. Jamie says ‘what did we do!’. Once inside, BB tells them the most fundamental rule is that nominations process remain secret. He awards them both a strike for their talk, and reminds them that 3 strikes and they could be out. BB tells them that they have let down their fellow housemates and they have cheated. Jamie says he was just trying to say who they liked. BB tells them his decision is final, and then says ‘That is all.’

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Day 3 Uplate

11:24pm: Mike does a very long intro first off. The sound and vision don’t quite match, about 2 seconds off. He crosses to the house but keeps talking. Looks like a lot of people in the bedroom just talking. Lights are on however. Mike brings us back to the studio where he goes through some games, an internet site and finally an uplate update. Finally get to the house at 11:30pm. Anna is in bed, and looking into space. Elise and Karen are in the bathroom. Elsie compliments Karen on her PJ’s. Elise says she normally just wears a gstring. Karen says she gets cold often. Claire comes out of the toilet and is afraid she gave the camera a nice flash. Elise goes to the toilet, Claire stays brushing her teeth, and Karen heads back to the bedroom. Out in the living room the boys are laughing about farts. They then make fun of Katie drinking out of a wine glass. She says it’s classier. Mike cuts in after just 4 minutes, and we’re off to a break.

11:40pm: Mike cracks a joke about Kris Noble before going back to the house. Michael and Krystal are talking. Michael says that he can’t really remember the first night too well. He says it’s hard to read people in the house after such a short time. Krystals says that she thinks some people in the house don’t like her that much. She then says that she thinks Michael doesn’t really like Gaelan either because he steals the limelight that Michael wants. Michael disagrees. He suggests they take the convo to the backyard, but they don’t. Michael thinks that Krystal is very hot and cold around him. Krystal says she is very open, and happy to talk about anything. Krystal goes to get a jumper. Krystal asks Michael what colour the top is. Michael says orange, then reveals that he isn’t really colourblind. Krystal says she knew it, but then says she is pretty gullable. They say it’s hard to read strangers. Krystal gets into bed. Michael says that when he goes back to Sydney, he really wants to completely change his lifestyle. Comm break.

11:51pm: “This is BB. It’s time to lineup.” Everyone realises they have to go out in the cold to the backyard. BB comes on again and tells them to get out their immediately. Camilla complains because she didn’t get a chance to grab a jumper. There is a most sign and a least sign. Lots of talking until BB tells them to lineup from most annoying to least annoying. Katie goes to the most! Claire is least. Michael and Krystal are still standing side by side. He says to her “not me, I love ya!” Now David is the least annoying. Everyone is talking over each other. Michael and Krystal seperate in the line. After thats finished, BB tells them to lineup from strongest to weakest. They have a debate about whether it’s performance or muscle related. They end up with Elise the weakest and Jamie the stronest. BB tells them that is all and they all head inside. Comm break.

12:05am: Camilla and Dave are settling down in the bedroom. Dino & Ash are also nearby talking. Lots of talking going on but camera is on silent Dave. Jamie and John are talking, Jamie saying he wants to hit the sack. Someone yells out “how are ya?!” David is picking at his hand. Over to Camila, Dino and Ashley. Camilla says that she doesn’t really dislike many people in the real world; she can always focus on people’s better points. Dino says he always remembers people’s weak points and thus always has a negative view on lots of people. Ashley agrees with Dino. Dave settles down in bed and tries to sleep. Camilla offers a bit of their bed to Dino, as he got his bed taken away today by Big Brother. He farts though, and they walk away from Camilla. Till starts laughing for some reason. Camilla says that even though Jamie had 5 fines in a short period, everyone has fallen for Jamie. He says he had 5 fines before daybreak. Jamie says that he only gives shit to Tilli, and so he tells her she to ‘cherish it.’ They talk about the task and how they shouldn’t have wasted so much time debating what kind of strenght they wanted it to be. Katie comes over, but we go back to David and Camilla’s convo. They laugh because Dave farted, so Camilla move away. Back to Jamie and Tilli, who are both concerned they might be getting a cold. Comm break.

12:21am: Battery change. Dave is talking to Camilla still about being a best man at a mates wedding. Katei gets into bed with Jamie, who is singing. Anna is back in bed. Krystal has just joined Camilla and Dave’s chat. Jamie is trying to change his haistyle, but it’s not working very well. Michael, Krystal, Camilla, Till all gather around a bed. Michael says he wants Krystal to shower topless. Someone farts and a few move away. Gaelan lets another one go, then tells them that they won’t have a night this bad again for 28 nights, when he reaches a peak in his cycle. Ash & Dino are also watching on, standing around Gaelan. They start talking about how much blood the average person has in their bodies. They are arguing over whether it’s 5 or 7 litres. Comm break.

12:34am: Katie and Jamie are sharing a laugh in bed Michael comes and lies on the bed with them. Talking absolute rubbish. Someone on the other side of the room says goodnight, and Michael goes over there and gives Anna and Claire a kiss. Karen is seen asleep in a bed by herself. Back to Katie and Jamie, who are looking at Katie’s photos. Katie says that her grandparents are very funny, always joking. Jamie says that he has similar ones, and they compare them to the grandparents in Everyone Loves Raymond. Jamie wants to wax his chest, but didn’t bring any wax in. Over to Dave & camilla we go, who are talking about Yedi mind tricks. Now onto a Yoda joke, but it’s bleeped out so you can’t tell what it was. Dave gets pissed off about a flicking light. Camilla gives Michael one of their ducks, but says he has to take care of it. He agrees. They call him Spot. Katie & Jamie join in on the duck conversation. Dave out of nowhere says “Fuck, it must be late!” It was funny! They think it’s 2 or 3am, but someone says midnight. Comm break.

12:48am: Into the dining room, Michael and Krystal talking by themselves again. Michael says that when he saw her sunbaking on the first day that she was going to be the typical gorgeous sunbaker who doesn’t add anything to the house. Krystal says people always get the wrong first impression of her. After spending a bit of time with her, she says they change their opinion. Tilli comes over and stays, so they talk about how they are going to take these cubes that light up in the dark into the bedroom when lights go out. Camilla also comes and joins the gang. Krystal tells the girls about Michael having the wrong idea about her in the beginning. Camilla says she thought that Krystal would be dumb, and Tilli says she immediately hated her because she thought Krystal was gorgeous. Camilla goes onto say that Dave just told her that she was the most dominant of the girls in the house. The other girls definately agree, even Michael. Camilla can’t believe it. Jamie comes out with a different hairstyle, as we go to an Uplate Update. Back from that, we’re still in the dining room, only having lost Jamie. Michael is talking about food and that he would have KFC if he could right now. The girls somehow start talking about how their periods all seem to be in the same time of the month. Krystal says she was getting worried because she hadn’t had one for a month or two, but had had one recently. Comm break.

1:03am: Lights are out in the bedroom. Michael is throwing those glow cubes around. Most seem to be settling into bed. Conversation between Jamie and Katie is about sexual tension. Jamie says he is fine since he got in the house. Michael comes and juggles the cubes in front of their bed, but it’s hard in the dark, even with them glowing. Krystal returns from the kitchen. Camilla climbs back into her bed and snuggles up to Dave. Silence descends on the bedroom. Ash decides to chuck a pillow over to Katie and gets her right in the head. Katie throw it back and knocks something off a ledge, and then says “Do you think they saw that?!” Jamie wonders if it’s Wednesday tomorrow. Katie tells him it is, then wonders herself if Uncut would have been on in the first week. Comm break.

1:18am: Katie and Jamie seem to be doing a bit of cuddling in bed. No talking though in the bedroom. We go out to the kitchen where Michael is the only one still up and is just doing some dishes and wiping up. Comm break.

1:33am: Michael is reading the housemate guidelines out in the backyard. No words are spoken util 1:43am, when Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 4

12.11pm: Krystal and Michael are sun baking in the backyard. Michael asks Krystal if she’s ever cheated. She says she has told him before and won’t answer it again. Michael says he has to get to know 15 people and he can’t remember anything. Krystal says “I’m special though!”. Michael agrees with her, saying thats the reason he’s asking her twice.

Over in the kitchen Tilli is asking David who he’s attracted to, with David saying that he has his eyes on three people in the house. Anna asks if shes one of them. David laughs, and says he can’t say in the present company. Elise asks if he would hook up with any of the boys. He walks away from the conversation, saying that the girls know too much. Elise says “He wants to… you can tell.”

Later in the backyard, heaps of housemates are just sitting in the sun relaxing. Michael is talking to Krystal about the colour of her eyes. Karen keeps a close watch on their conversation, unbeknownst to Michael.

In the living room, Camilla wants to know who the three girls are. David says there is no one here that he wouldn’t kiss. Camilla says except the boys, but he doesn’t answer or make a comment. David says that she’ll find out soon enough.

7.46pm: Michael comes to the Diary Room. BB tells Michael he has another secret mission for him. He must secretly steal a housemate’s family photos and place them in another housemates belongings. BB asks him to give the name of the person he thinks would react the most to realising their photos were gone. He says Karen, saying it’s pretty cruel. He goes into the bedroom, checks the bathrom, and runs likes mad, grabs Karen’s photos and then places them in Katie’s belongings. He then races back to the living room with no one any the wiser. Comm break.

9.03pm: David is reading a note supplied to them by Big Brother. All the housemates are seated around the dining room table. David says that tonight they will go speed dating. They get into position. Karen has her first date with John. She asks him “Whats your favourite body part on you, or your partner.” John answers his hair, and her boobs. Cut to Tilli and Ashley, Tilli asking “What do you think of me right now.” Ashley thinks, then answers “You look pretty sexy.” Katie asks David if he’s ever been unfaithful. David answers no. Karen asks Michael if he likes someone in the house. Michael says of course. John asks Katie who would play her mother in a movie. Katie replies “Goldie Hawn.” Karen is asked “Who would play you in a movie.” She answers Kiera Knightly. Her daughter, Krystal, says the same answer. Dave asks a question not on the sheets provided to Camilla. “Do you hold grudges against people who may have misled you?” Camilla answers no. She then says maybe, and then yes. She wonders if David has misled her, but David won’t answer her questions and moves on. Jamie asks Katie what she thinks of him. She says average, but then says “Nah your fabulous!” Camilla tells David she’s been unfaithful seven times. Camilla tells him that his first question upset her. He sits there with a bewilded look on his face. Camilla asks him why he asked it. David says because he doesn’t agree with people who hold grudges. Camilla says “You’ve asked that of all the girls then.” David is honest, and says no. Camilla says “Well why ask it of me?” David says that he intends on being friends with Camilla for a very long time, to which she smiles, but David adds “And it’s very important to me to know that answer.” Camilla says she doesn’t believe David and wonders again why he would ask the question of her particulary. David just smiles and doesn’t answer, and just like magic, BB tells them their time is up and that David has to bring all paper and pencils to the diary room immediately. Comm break.

10.23pm: All the housemates are waiting to speak to Big Brother en masse, but David comes out of the diary room and asks them all to sit on the couch. David starts his speech once everyone is seated. “Guys, the task this week is the getting to know you task and obviously a lot of us got to know each other fairly well. I think everyone’s realised as they were getting to know me, that there are things they don’t know about me. Thats true, there are things about me you don’t know. I came into the house thinking that this part of me that you don’t know is quite small, but being in here has made me realise that it does matter and so every conversation I’ve had with you I’ve held back because it’s been really really hard. I haven’t been able to be honest. Look, I’ve been honest in every way, there is no way that I’ve been dishonest at all. However, I’ve skipped questions, I’ve dodged and moved around questions… I wanted you to get to know me at face value, as someone who I am, just a normal guy. However I….” Dino yells out “Bit of shush, bit of shush!” He continues, “However, if I was in normal circumstances and going speed dating, I wouldn’t go speed dating when boys are on one side, and girls are on the other; I’d be going speed dating where there were boys on one side, and boys on the other.” A few “oooahs” and at least one “Oh you’re gay” before people start clapping. Someone yells out “Are you serious”, to which David replies “I’m the token farmer, and the token gay guy.” Jamie hugs him, saying that that must’ve taken a lot of guts. Claire reassures him that she won’t look at him any differently. Camilla is still seated on the couch and says to someone “Yeh, I sorta did…” Katies tells David that they love him anyway. David and Camilla hug, Camilla saying “Where do we start.” David tells her that if she wants to talk about it, they can do so tonight. She goes for a walk, saying “Oh, how stupid” on her way to the bedroom. She ends up in the toilet. David says everyone needs a gay farmer! David wonders who he’ll shower with now, talking to Katie and Jamie. Jamie says he is rapt for him. Katie says she doesn’t judge anyone. Katie says “If it makes you feel better, I’ve kissed girls.” Jamie says he’s kissed a boy too.

Camilla comes out of the toilet, and Katie and Jamie leave. Dave and Camilla hug again, and she says “Now I know why you asked the question.” She says she feels stupid and tricked, saying she felt like he was flirting with her. She says she feels dumb. Out in the kitchen, Anna says that David has played Camilla hard. Anna says they were basically kissing the previous night in the spa. Gaelan says that thats what gay guys do. He also says that no one asked him straight out if he was gay. He says that David was just being himself.

Back in the bathroom, David apologise for misleading her, and says that he was planning on telling everyone towards the end of the week, “but…” Camilla says he would’ve broken her heart if he had waited any longer. She says she expects people to be honest with her. She says that there are three guys here that you’re attracted too, finally working it out. David says “thats right.”

Jamie and Elise are talking on the couch. Jamie says it doesn’t change anything. Elise says “No… but I think it changes some of the relationships he’s had with people in this house.” Jamie says he thinks it’ll only bring him closer to David. Camilla, now in the bedroom, asks David why he didn’t tell her from the start. David says that if you’re gay, your pigeon holed straight away. He says no one would get to know them for who they are. He says he wanted to come on this show without the ‘stigma’ as he puts it. They hug. Comm break.

10.42pm: Elise says to Jamie that David mentioned that he was attracted to three people in the house. She wonders aloud who those boys might be. In the bathroom, David tells Camilla that he’s attracted to Jamie, Michael and Dino. Out in the living room, Dino says his speech was great. John asks him if he picked it? Dino says he had his suspicions yesterday, but didn’t want to ask him. Back to the bathroom, David clarifies by saying if he was in the outside world, he would go for Jamie, “maybe.” But he says he finds the three attractive in this house. They hug again.

Into the bedroom, Karen is looking for her photos. Krystal watches on, then suggests she go and ask BB to watch the footage to find out if someone was playing a stupid joke. She says she’ll do that, and says “thanks Krystal”. Krystal smilies back.

David comes to the Diary Room. BB tells him that it’s possible that his parents will see what happened tonight, and gives Dave a chance to talk. David says he spoke about it with his mum before he came in. He says his family means everything to him. He says that if he knew his mum was happy not with him, thats not good. He doesn’t want her to ever not be proud of her son. He says he doesn’t want her to feel any less than any other woman, or that she has done anything wrong raising him. He says that she should be proud that he was strong enough to get through all the years where he felt ‘wrong’, and that if anyone ever said anything, she should look them in the face and tell them that David’s her son and that she’s jolly well happy, and that he’s happy to get on with his life. He says that he wants her mum to know he’s happy being who he is, and that she should be happy for him.

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Day 2 Uplate

11:06pm: Start with Mike babbling. Uplate update. Camilla and Dave are out the back. Camilla is saying that she told BB that Dave was a star, and BB wanted to know what “Star” meant. Camilla says she hasn’t had as much 1 on 1 time with anyone else. Camilla thinks that Dave might have been staying away. Dave says he hasn’t been. Tilli comes over and ruins the conversation. Camilla says that Dave needs to give her a back rub later. Dave uses the C word to describe something. I have no idea. Mike cuts in and ruins the convo. Cut to Tilli intro package.

11:24pm: Straight into Ashley’s intro package, then into the studio with Mike. Back to the house and over in the boys corner. A heap of bleeping out in this convo, can’t make a thing out. Tilli is talking to Michael and Dino about a drink driving incident, but still too many bleeps to make sense of it. Ashley is talking to god knows who about another subject, but within a metre of each other is everyone. It’s David the other guy. Turns out it’s Ashley’s story, and he blew 0.8 (perhaps 0.08?) on his P’s. They all think this is very funny. Ashley seems to have learnt his lesson however. He says he see’s underage or P platers all the time drunk wanting to drive home. Tilli gives Dave a cuddle, and they head inside to sleep. They both say goodnight to the remaining guys sitting outside. Mike gives us a clue but footage is still on screen. We head into the living room next, with Tilli talking to John. They wonder if they have to have their mics on to go to the toilet. Someone asks if anyone wants any tomato soup. It looks like some of the housemates are getting tired and thinking about heading to sleep. Elise and Claire? head to the bedroom (really sorry, still have no idea who’s who). Jamie also follows to the bedroom. Looks like David is just having something to eat before bed. In the bedroom there isn’t much noise. Some housemates must already be asleep. Camilla is brushing her hair. Claire and Elise head to the bathroom and start brushing their teeth. Claire says she got burnt today. Tilli comes for a sec, and says goodnight. Claire walks out of the bathroom, and heaps come in. Dino, Katie and Jamie. BB jumps in and tells Katie she isn’t wearing her microphone and fines her $5000. He informs the house that they have no lost $100,000. They can’t believe it’s been that many fines in 2 days! Katie says sorry. camilla says she made Kaite get up. Claire thinks that BB should donate the fines money to a charity. Heaps of people brushing their teeth and not much real conversations going on. Mike cuts in, comm break.

11:40pm: First brainteaser winner. Second game starts up. Make our way into the bedroom now. Dino and Gaelan are in bed. Camilla says that when they are speaking they can’t just hold their mic’s; they need to have them around their necks. Krystal is in bed two beds away. Dino throws a cushion at her. Tilli climbs into bed beside Krystal. Krystal says she is just going to keep her mic on. BB tells Gaelan he is talking without his microphone and incures another $5000 fine. He rolls over and then continues talking! Gaelan says he thought they could talk with their mic nearby. He says they had a convo like that last night. They comment about 2 days and $105,000 down the tube. Tilli and Krystal can’t believe it’s been 2 nights. They say the nights draging on. Someone takes a stab and says Midnight, then someone says 1am. Tilli wants to know the real time. Dino makes a BB time related joke. Dino farts. Krystal wants some pineapple. Others want some chocolate and heaps of other stuff. They say anything is better than tomato purie. Sardines were on the supper menu late tonight. Comm break.

11:57pm: Still in the bedroom. Heaps of people on one bed. Camilla, Claire, Jamie, Tilli, Elise and Krystal. Jamie tells a story about organic lettuces in a supermarket being swapped with normal lettuces because they had slugs on them. Jamie wonders if they will have charity items. Elise will give her bikini. Jamie wants to give his earplug. Claire can’t believe that they are thinking about this stuff. They talk about all having one of the ducks. Claire mentions something about Anzac Day being tomorrow and showing some Australian spirit. They say they are all starving, a few really craving chocolate. Elise says she wants a meat pie right now! Jamie says when he woke up in the morning he was playing “Bed”. It’s a simple game of who is the last up. He says he was in a showdown with Dave for a while, but eventually won! Theu wonder if another battery change will be needed tonight. Someone thinks that they will start doing battery changes in the middle of the night just to get at them. Jamie makes a sarcastic comment that he would be given a chance to be up in the middle of the night, and that he would love it. Tilli starts to tell a story about a recent visit to the diary room, but start laughing too much. She finally gets to it; when BB said her name, her stomach made a weird noise, so BB asked if she was hungry. All the housemates laugh. Talk turns to Gaelan’s fart a while back, which seemed to be pretty funny…Noe they are whistling. Someone says there isn’t horny people in the house. They say that Camilla is probably the most open of them all. She doesn’t think she is that bad in the sack. Camilla thinks Anna is something…but we cut to Mike, then a break.

12:16am: Michael and John are in the backyard. John says he hasn’t spoken to Krystal much. Michael says he spent a lot of time with her today. John says that others were commenting that they might hook up (Krystal and Michael) earlier because of the amount of time they spent together today. Michael says it’s interesting to know what others are saying about him. He then says they should make a deal; be each other’s mole. John doesn’t seem sure he should sign up to it though. John is concerned about the outside world’s reaction to it. Michael says he can tell that John isn’t into it. Michael says he doesn’t want to know if people don’t like him, he only wants to know if others think he’ll hook up with someone else. John seems more acceptable to this kind of deal. Mike, then comm break.

12:26am: Back in the bedroom. John has made his way there, talking to Camilla about spooning techniques. They look to be counting the condoms in the house. 17 they have. They were going to play a trick with the condoms on David, but Camilla doesn’t want them too because she doesn’t know how they’ll react. Camilla says that Dave is waiting for the girl of his dreams to walk through, and that’ll be an intruder. John says he’d love to be an intruder. Claire wants a hot zoo keeper to come in! Someone makes a good point that it’ll be whichever gender has least left according to evictions. Out to the couch, Ashley and Dave talking. They are saying that if you spoil a person in a relationship with you, it’ll bite you in the end because they will expect it the whole time. Ash says that you never realise what you have until it’s gone. Dave says “We’re pretty much talking ourselves to sleep yeh”. Dave says he wishes an ache would go away in his neck. John comes out and joins them. Ash wants a glove for some reason, and John puts it on him. John is tempted to eat some sardines because he needs some protein. Comm break.

12:41am: Back to the bedroom we go. Dino is in bed, picking his nose. Krystal thinks Ash is very funny, although often gets sidetracked. They say it’s tough for him because he doesn’t know half of his famly (I don’k know exactly, it was bleeped out.) Krystal says she is closer to her mum than her dad. Dino says it all depends. Krystal says that the sun is going to come up in an hour! She says that someone has sore eyes. Dave, Camilla and Tilli have a quick joke outside the bathroom, and then Tilli says she is going to sleep. Out in the living room, near the dining table, Michael and Claire are talking. Michael says he feels as if he’s waiting for BB to really start, then says but he knows it has started. Michael says he thinks and ponders way too much. Claire says she does too. Michael wonders what the shocking twist is. He is trying to find out the info, and asks Claire if she has any theories. Claire wonders if there is an upstairs. Claire says that when she first walking into the waiting room she thought Michael and Elise were a couple, because Elise told claire all about what Michael did in the real world. She later learned that they weren’t a couple however. Michael says they both live in Sydney, but there don’t know each other. Claire also says she wonders where the door near the outside shower leads to, saying it might lead to Animals, or an intruder entrance. She just doesn’t know. Comm break.

12:54am: Into the kitchen, Michael and Jamie are talking. They are going through Michael’s past life to get to know info for the task. BB calls John to the diary room. This starts a few jokes about what BB could tell John. Jamie wonders what the heck they are going to ask the housemates. John comes back with batteries. Claire says she likes changing peoples batteries for them. In the bedroom, Camilla is talking to Anna. It seems like Anna has been crying. Camilla asks if she is alright. She says yeh, and goes to the bathroom. Camilla says that most of her sleeping tshirts were rejected. Mike tells us that Anna is crying because she feels sick. Anyway, back to the house. Camilla gets into bed, and changes into a different top. She speaks without her mic on, but doesn’t get fined. Camilla and Dave settle down in their bed. Camilla wonders if Dave is ticklish. Cut to Anna leaving the bathroom. Camilla tells everyone to give Anna some love cause shes not feeling well. Comm break.

1:08am: Camilla and Dave are giggling in bed. They pull their covers up over themselves to get rid of the light. Michael comes over to say goodnight, and kisses Camilla. She uses this as a chance to kiss Dave goodnight, who says that it’s his first kiss in the house. Lights go out. Someone is complaining about some light coming from a camerarun or something. Dave hopes his headache is gone by tomorrow. Camilla says to hurt himself somewhere else. Mike cuts in, and ad break.

1:19am: Camilla climbs on top of Dave for some reason. Actually they’ve just swapped sides of the bed. Dave loves his new side. Camilla doesn’t like it, but says as long as she gets a cuddle! dave says he feels sooo much better. Silence falls over the bedroom. Dave starts giving Camilla a nice cuddle now. Silence again, although there does seem to be some laughter over the other side of the bedroom. Cut back to Mike, before Dreamworld says goodnight at 1:26am

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Day 3

8.21am: Karen is doing some weights. Anna comes out and speaks to her, wondering if Karen heard Big Brother tell them last night that they have now lost $100,000 in fines. Anna thinks it’s insane to have that amount lost already. Anna has a bit of trouble calculating how long it would take to lose the million dollars, but eventually gets it right. Anna adds “Everyone shape up. Or ship out!”

Inside, Camilla asks Gaelan how he slept on his bed when it was wet. Gaelan says he flipped the mattress. Gaelan says it’s cool, as they should dry today anyway. He puts them out in the sun in the backyard. Out in the kitchen, Michael and David agree that everything is running a bit too smoothly for their liking. Michael wonders if anyone will happen. David doesn’t think so, although he says it’s a bit unusual thats there is no ‘mega-bitch’ in the house. Michael asks him, hypothetically, if Big Brother offered him immunity for three weeks, and in that three weeks he just had to cause havoc in the house, would he do it? David says “Yes… yes!” David adds that no one would forgive him though, and he’d be out in the fourth week for sure.

Anna seems to be getting changed. David asks her if she plans to take her top of when showering. She says she has no intentions of doing that. Big Brother interrupts, and tells Anna she is not wearing her microphone, and she receives a $5,000 fine.

1.15pm: Gaelan gathers everyone to the bedroom, as he has a letter to read. It says that as part of this weeks task, Big Brother wants to see how well housemates line up against each other. Upon leaving the bedroom, housemates will find two signs in the backyard, one saying MOST, and the other saying LEAST. Gaelan tells housemates that Big Brother will get housemates to line up between the signs during the week. BB tells housemates “It’s time to line up.” They seem to be quite excited about this. Big Brother tells the housemates that the first category for the lineup is “intelligence”. Anna says she is the most intelligent person in the world, leaning on the MOST sign. She is quickly shipped off to the other end though, saying “I’m smart, I just don’t know big words.” She has a fight with Katie, saying “You’re before me!” Big Brother asks them to take their final positions. Anna is LEAST, and not happy. “I don’t want to be here, just because I’ve got blonde hair!” Anna tells Gaelan he’s a bricklayer, so he’s dumb. Gaelan tells her, “See. Thats why I’m not down there, I’m not a bricklayer.” BB tells the housemates that they may stand down. Anna marches away saying “Thats not cool guys, I’m not talking to you.”

A little later, Ashley is over at the barbecue talking to Elise. He tells her that just because he wants to have fun all the time, he’s characterised as being dumb. Elise says she doesn’t think he’s dumb. Claire is talking to David, saying she is glad they’ve got something to do. David wonders whether they will have to remember some of the lineups. Claire thinks so. They also say it’s like a compatibility test. Anna says she thinks she’s rather smart. Anna tells her that as long as you think that, who cares what others think.

Later, Dino is drying off and starts talking to the girls. He doesn’t have a microphone on. Big Brother calls him to the diary room. Once there, Big Brother imforms him he must bring two single mattresses from the bedroom back to the Diary Room. He laughs, and tells the other housemates to ‘watch.’ He grabs the first mattress, takes that to the diary room, then grabs a second one! He takess Gaelan’s spare mattress, and says that they can snuggle up together, thinking there’ll still be room. Gaelan says “Yeah, you and John.”

5.57pm: Katie wants to have a martial arts class with Michael. They seem to have a bit of fun taking fighting positions. Over near the pool, Camilla wonders who is going to hook up. Elise says that Anna or Krystal will hook up with someone. Karen says that she thinks Krystal is moving away from the guys a bit. Karen thinks that Krystal doesn’t mind having a muckaround, as long as it’s on the friends side. Krystal has now joined in on the martial arts session. Elise asks Camilla if she wants to hook up with anyone. Camilla says she doesn’t think she does with anyone. David softly says “Much.” Camilla says “Don’t look at me like that. You think I’m, like, melting for you or something.” Anna walks over to the martial arts class, and they seem to stop as soon as she arrives. She says “Hey, you don’t have to stop?” Katie says they are done. Anna says “I wanna go!” Michael says “You want to go home!” Anna gets a bit more peeved off, so Michael gives her a hug.

Over at the pool, it’s only Camilla and David left. Camilla says she pictured more girls would be threatened by her, but they’re not. Camilla changes her mind, thinking Anna might be a little. She says that Anna is a nice girl and all that though, saying that she has never lived out of home.

Over at the hammocks, Michael and Anna are talking. Anna says she can tell that everyone is trying to be friendly with everyone and trying to be the centre of attention. Anna says she feels like a bitch because it’s been three days and she hasn’t seen anyone else have a bitch yet. Michael tells her lots of others are bitching. He says he doesn’t want to see her cry or anything. Anna says she is a very emotional person, and he’ll come to realise this. Michael tells her a lot of people are holding back. Karen comes over and joins them. Karen tells Anna to let her emotions out. Anna says that Camilla on the outside world is like the centre of attention, but in here she is more sitting back. Michael doesn’t think that Camilla is holding back at all now.

Later, Big Brother calls Michael to the diary room. Big Brother asks him to rate the most hunky. He says Jamie. Big Brother asks for the least hunky. He says Ashley. Big Brother tells him that when he calls for housemates to lineup from most to least hunky, it is Michael’s job to make sure Jamie is standing at the most hunky end, and Ashley is the least hunky. Michael laughs. A little bit later, BB tells male housemates to lineup. As Michael walks outside by himself he says “Oh c’mon, you didn’t give me time to do anything!” Big Brother reveals the category as ‘hunky’. Michael immediately takes charge. Jamie doesn’t want to be in the front, and Ashley doesn’t want to be at the back either! Ashley keeps swapping. The girls, standing to the side, tell David to go to the MOST end. Michael eventualy gets it right, until Ashley runs for the MOST end. Michael gets him back, just in time.

10.49pm: Karen comes to talk to Krystal on the couch, as Michael sits there. Dino, waiting to go into the diary room, asks Karen who is looking after the kids. She says that her mum and her sister are. She says they are going to come to her house, because the kids have to go to school etc. Karen says one of her kids told her “Mum, everyone at school already thinks you’re hot. They’re just going to think your even hotter!”

Dino is eventually allowed into the Diary Room. He tells Big Brother that he’s spoken to nearly everyone, but he’s not really close to anyone. He says that he feels that everyone has formed their little groups, and he’s not in one of them, jumping from group to group. He says that he feels down, as close to sad as you can get. He says he’ll try harder.

Out at the spa, Camilla and David have some alone time. Camilla says she finds David very interesting. David wonders whats about to happen. Camilla says nothing will happen… then says she’s not quite sure. Camilla says that she wants to be friends with David, as she thinks they are similar. Dino comes over and asks if he’s interrupting. Camilla says not at all, but David tells him that the ‘big moment’ was about to happen! John says he wants to check on the spa, because he thinks there might be some action out there. They all head outside. Lots of talking out there, David and Camilla hugging. Anna asks if they just kissed? Dave says they were thinking about it. Anna says “just kiss!” Katie is getting her bikini on, and Anna, who has returned to the bedroom tells them that they might have been interrupting something out there. Dino says that they will get it on, saying “It’s only Day 3!”

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Day 2

10.42am: Camilla is telling Claire and Krystal about a dream she had during the night which was about David. She says they had a fight in the dream. The girls wonder if the two have pashed yet, but Camilla says they’ve only cuddled. She’s says that David is beautiful and genuine, yet he probably wouldn’t go for the Camilla type, as she is the ‘chubbiest girl here’. Krystal says she has chubby legs too, and doesn’t care. Over in the gym, David stays on the treadmill unaware of the conversation.

12.03pm: Karen, Krystal and Tilli are in the backyard sunbaking. Karen tells the girls they should have a hat on. Till says “Thats such a mum thing to say! How cute.” Karen says she was looking at them before and thinking that the girls would get sunstroke.

7.21pm: Michael is the diary room, being informed that he has to accept the role of the Insider or immediately be evicted. He accepts. BB tells about the relationship of the house, but to test his resolve, sets him another task to be completed within 2 minutes. He must pour a bottle of supplied water over a bed to disrupt two housemates. He leaves the diary room, and Gaelan comments that he was quick. Michael just says “Yeh.” He pours the bottle of water over the furthest away bed on the side where only 3 double beds lie. He only pours have the bottle on there though. Not long later, Gaelan inspects his bed to find the water, and says “It’s soaked”. He strips the bed and turns over the mattress, then comes to Dino to ask him if he can borrow a sheet. Dino and Michael tag along to see the mess, Dino asking if he wet the bed. Gaelan says he was doing the dishes and came back to find that there. Michael goes onto say that crazy stuff happens whenever he’s in the diary room. He walks out to the living room, and begins laughing, saying “It’s too funny.” COMM BREAK.

7.49pm: Karen comes to the Diary Room, telling Big Brother that living in the house is a double edged sword. She says it’s nice, but she really enjoys being a mum, and she wants to nurture Krystal and spend time with her. She is looking forward to when it’s revealed so she can tell all of their stories and just spend time with her daughter. She tells BB that she is being realy quiet because she thinks if she talks to much she might stuff up and say something to reveal the secret.

Meanwhile, outside, Michael is talking to Krystal near the gym. He wants to know what the world first is. Krystal tells him that she is pregnent and that she’ll give birth on the show, and adds “didn’t you know?” Krystal moves onto suggest that perhaps there is a couple inside the house. Michael agrees, and asks if she thinks it’s a couple or just people who are friends. Krystal says she thinks it’s a couple. Michael says he hopes Krystal isn’t actually seeing someone. Krystal says she could be with Ash, but then rolls off the other guys names. Michael replies by saying “You’re not with anyone are you… Oh, this is going to do my head in!” Back in the diary room, Karen says that once the secret is out, and once others know they are working together to win, the others might come after them with nominations. Meanwhile, Krystal & Michael have moved inside and met Ash in the kitchen. Ash wants to know Krystal’s family background. Krystal says her parents are still together, and that her dad is a plumber and that her mum’s an accountant.

Big Brother calls Michael to the diary room, and several people shout out “Again!” BB informs Michael that he failed his first assignment as he only put the water on a bed which was being occupied by one person, and furthermore, didn’t use the whole bottle. Michael tries to plead his case, but BB interrupts and says “That is all.”

10.38pm: Michael is in the backyard talking to David. He wants to know who David is getting along with. David says “obviously Camilla”. He says he is struggling to get on with Anna, suggesting that “theres just not too much there”. Michael tells David that there has to be a secret or some twist in the house, as it’s all going along a bit too well. David agrees. Michael says that he doesn’t think David is holding back at all. David says he wants a twist to happen, suggesting a couple are in here or possibly married. Michael likes this idea, and instantly strikes Karen out because of her age.

11.00pm: David comes to the diary room. Voiceover tells us that David has been keeping a secret from the house. David says he feels bad for not revealing everything from the outset. He says that while he is holding back a bit of major information about himself, he still thinks it’s the right decision. He thinks once it gets out that it’ll bring a bit of excitement to the house. He moves on to say that he is getting really close with Camilla. He says that there is a great connection between the two, but he can tell that she likes him a bit more than on the friendship level. He is concerned that because she wants something more, that when the secret is revealed, it might pull her feeling round the other way and she might be bitter towards him. (Note: No actual mention of what the secret he is keeping from the housemates is.)

11.16pm: Camilla gives David a neck massage. Camilla says she feels like she has been David’s lost puppy today. David says he’s been getting to know the other girls for the task. Camilla says it’s a good idea if he wants to find love in the house. David says he’s waiting for an intruder to enter the house. He says it’s difficult to know what other people are feeling towards himself as well.

1.06am: Heaps of people in the bathroom. BB jumps in and tells Katie she isn’t wearing her microphone and fines her $5,000. He informs the house that they have now lost $100,000. They can’t believe it’s been that many fines in 2 days! Katie says sorry.

12.51am: Dave and Camilla are about to go to bed. Camilla asks if he wears jocks to bed. He tells her he normally wears nothing, but under the circumstances, he’ll wear something. Camilla agrees saying it’s a bit soon for nude. She says she missed him nude in the shower. David says he was trying to be quick so the females didn’t feel uncomfortable. Camilla doesn’t think the girls would’ve.

Meanwhile, Michael has come to the diary room. He tells Big Brother that while he loves being the insider, he thinks the odds of guessing correctly are extremely slim and that he probably won’t get it right and thus be nominated.

Back in the bedroom, Camilla kisses Dave goodnight, and the lights go out. They share a cuddle, and Camilla says that David is weird. David comes back with “I’m lovely!” and Camilla agrees. Back with Michael who asks Big Brother if there is any chance they can come to an understanding and perhaps not get put up for nomination if he guesses incorrectly. Big Brother suggests to him to stop trying to negotiate with Big Brother and use the time to learn more about his fellow housemates. He wishes Michael good luck on his way out, to which Michael replies “I’ll definately need it.”

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