“If I were Ollie the dog…”
1 June 2008
If I were Ollie the dog…
- I would bite Travis on the testes, just to see if his voice goes higher.
- I wouldn’t be so trusting of Alice, considering what she knows about my anatomy.
- I’d mark my territory inside the Kombi, because pissed-off Nobbi is funny.
- I’d be getting reeeally scared if the HMs were on staples. Especially Dixie.
- I’d make it my mission to teach Brigitte some basic tricks.
- My barking would be the highest form of communication exhibited in the house thus far.
- I’d attack Renee, because I don’t like her either.
- The first trick I’d learn would be to jump over that wall. And run.
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