MADONNA
Scalp collector
Not even a thread.
Tragic.
The opening scene was HILARIOUS.
Bruce, the big one's husband, is gayer than most of this forum combined. His stubble looks like it was cut by the sharp rim of a glory hole. His carefully slicked back hair is held together with Cher twitter quotes, Grindr contacts and semen.
Not only does "Chyka" sound like a lesbian dating app but she looks like she's a fucking forward for the Wallabies. GURL, are you your own client? She's like Victoria Beckham circa 2007 fell into a vat of Nutella that never runs out. She probably cries into cheesecakes in the dark while Bruce is downstairs taking out 20 years of heterosexual marriage on some poor blonde twink.
She's nice tho, I quite like her.
Gina remains funky, fresh and flaw-free.
Her PA tho - ALMOST as thick and gay as @mutleyp sitting still doing nothing. Bless ha.
Gamble is still Sydney's premiere attraction. I hope she's featured in the Sydney Lonely Planet Guide.
The self-appointed "MILF" has two hot sons, more than the following have going for them. Excuzy Suzy while I get all statutory.
Does Janet get Imelda, ha Filipino maid, to steam and press her face every two weeks? I've never seen anything so shiny and bright, she looks like a fucking Supernova. Her mouth rivals one in size.
Janet calling Lyida "Lydiot" tho - I cackled.
Speaking OF, Hydia talking about "Cricked Lendgend" Shane Warne as if he just cured cancer was hilarious, more so the fact that if he had cured cancer he would've killed her. Insufferable.
Pettifluer is like a decaying Cinchilla coat that rides the back of an old Vaudeville tramp who sifts through garbage bins for nourishment whilst dreaming of past glories and her days on the stage. She's still half back in that time, mentally, to face reality would mean to face the ugly truth and inherit some self-awareness. Someone get Peter Dutton onto this bitch.
The GORMLESS Jackie. UGH. Nails on a chalk board.
Please don't carry full-term.
Tragic.
The opening scene was HILARIOUS.
Bruce, the big one's husband, is gayer than most of this forum combined. His stubble looks like it was cut by the sharp rim of a glory hole. His carefully slicked back hair is held together with Cher twitter quotes, Grindr contacts and semen.
Not only does "Chyka" sound like a lesbian dating app but she looks like she's a fucking forward for the Wallabies. GURL, are you your own client? She's like Victoria Beckham circa 2007 fell into a vat of Nutella that never runs out. She probably cries into cheesecakes in the dark while Bruce is downstairs taking out 20 years of heterosexual marriage on some poor blonde twink.
She's nice tho, I quite like her.
Gina remains funky, fresh and flaw-free.
Her PA tho - ALMOST as thick and gay as @mutleyp sitting still doing nothing. Bless ha.
Gamble is still Sydney's premiere attraction. I hope she's featured in the Sydney Lonely Planet Guide.
The self-appointed "MILF" has two hot sons, more than the following have going for them. Excuzy Suzy while I get all statutory.
Does Janet get Imelda, ha Filipino maid, to steam and press her face every two weeks? I've never seen anything so shiny and bright, she looks like a fucking Supernova. Her mouth rivals one in size.
Janet calling Lyida "Lydiot" tho - I cackled.
Speaking OF, Hydia talking about "Cricked Lendgend" Shane Warne as if he just cured cancer was hilarious, more so the fact that if he had cured cancer he would've killed her. Insufferable.
Pettifluer is like a decaying Cinchilla coat that rides the back of an old Vaudeville tramp who sifts through garbage bins for nourishment whilst dreaming of past glories and her days on the stage. She's still half back in that time, mentally, to face reality would mean to face the ugly truth and inherit some self-awareness. Someone get Peter Dutton onto this bitch.
The GORMLESS Jackie. UGH. Nails on a chalk board.
Please don't carry full-term.