Meglos
HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
And the excruciating naffness of leaving her only 10/10 score til last, and having them pretend "it only had two elements on it" (ooh we're so scared for her)... "but it's PERFECT!"
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Masterchef 2017
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And the excruciating naffness of leaving her only 10/10 score til last, and having them pretend "it only had two elements on it" (ooh we're so scared for her)... "but it's PERFECT!"
...if one of the others had only 2 elements on their dish last night then they would've been going home instead of Bryan but because one of their guest cooks did it then it's alright?... yeah right Gary you twat!... the whole 3 of you were falling over yourselves and were like dogs jumping through rings to fawn all over Angelique... it was so pathetic to see you all acting like love-struck Schoolboys with lovers-nuts... not good to watch at all... and the 'blind taste test'... yeah... riiiiiiiight!... when you guys go to do a 'blind test' again in the future it might be a good idea to bend over first... after all... that's where you're taste buds are... you've proven that on many occasions before now... stop being such arseholes!... cheers.
Why do they have desserts etc with about 50 individual steps to make.
Stuff that as a joke.
I would ask the chef to make it in front of me before to see how it is made. And then have a medical emergency & get taken to hospital.
George & Gary should make it as well, to see how they would go. (their underlings won't be able to make it for them.)
Stuff that as a joke.
I would ask the chef to make it in front of me before to see how it is made. And then have a medical emergency & get taken to hospital.
George & Gary should make it as well, to see how they would go. (their underlings won't be able to make it for them.)
...good evenin' to all of my friends... now to watch Ray make excuses and sacrifice some other poor sap to go tonight as per usual... cheers.
...actually Tuttle... that's a bloody good question sweetness... how are you tonight?... cheers.
...oh my god!... there's... there's... STREET ART inside a warehouse!... time for them to all gush and say their obligatory 'oohs and aaahs!' in fake wonderment as per usual... cheers.
I'm good Mr Sticky.
So it seems Blue team is going to lose. LOL
saying "we're going to win" at the start is a sign.
...hahaha!... that means that somebody on his Blue team are going home next lol!... cheers.
...so they're doing 'edible art installations' now?... "it's the latest thing at the moment!" gushes one of them... yet another complete wank-fest again tonight... what happened to them just cooking off against each other ffs?... a 7 hour challenge?... what a wank!... it's ridiculous!... cheers.
I remember on a show years ago, one of them was trying to make a word trendy, seems like MC is trying for the same.
...hi oddjob... no you haven't missed it my friend... it was probably only made up for tonight's show most probably... cheers.
I don't mind it so much only because it's a team challenge, which is always interesting.
...this show shouldn't be called 'Masterchef'... it should be called 'Masterbate'... it's what they must be doing to each other when the producers think up wankfests such as this... cheers.
...I love the team challenges... just not when they are so bloody pretentious like this one is that's all!... cheers.