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episode 16:... haha!... right from the outset it looks like Stacey is giving Jessica yet another serve... Kim's at it again with a few of them and could be possibly being escorted out of the house? (hopefully)... if the show is even half as good as the promo then we're in for a wild ride lol!... the show starts off with re-capping the Live Eviction as per usual... all of the opening is of everyone complaining about yes you've guessed it...
KIM!... lol!... ...Spencer tries to stir up Kim but she doesn't bite... Kim's in the Diary Room and is talking about Spencer 'goading' her... "
scum! scum! scum!... you don't mix with it... you wash it down the sink!"... she tells Big Brother... she's so nice isn't she?...
...okay... I have a theory about this old bat... the other day I realised where I've seen her before...I vaguely remember that she had made some appearances on BOTS and had told Rylan and others stuff like... "
if I was in there they wouldn't get away with that" or "
if I heard them say that I'd say..." type of statements while she was sitting on the BOTS panel as a guest... that being said... I think that her reactions and aggressive behaviour is her trying to live up to whatever she said she would do if
she was put into the house... I think that Big Brother had decided to coax her to 'put the money where you're mouth is'... she then didn't really have much choice after that but to say 'yes' that she would do it I believe...
...she is only carrying on like this so that when she finally gets kicked out of the house and then appears on BOTS that she will tell her mates in the studio audience and her friend Rylan that "
I told you that I would sort them all out didn't I?" and "
I wasn't going to let them get away with saying that..." types of statements... this is all about her BOTS appearance... in her mind she can't be seen to be 'all mouth and no action'... as well as getting an appearance fee for being in the house she is feathering her nest to be a regular on BOTS for many years to come... she has an ulterior motive for what she is doing I believe...I can just hear Rylan saying "
NOBODY messes with our Kim... nobody!" already...
...so... back to Kim in the Diary Room... there she is sitting in the chair like little 'Miss High and Mighty' being dismissive about the other peasants in the house... making excuses for herself so that she gets good material for her BOTS appearance... (she just sounds so silly)... moving on... Jamie is confiding in Nicola about him having the hotties for Bianca... (he doesn't have much taste obviously)... he tells her that he's "
going for it!"...
**yawn**... it looks like 'door-gate' is going to start up again
... Spencer opens it... Kim closes it... yadda yadda yadda!...(let the snore-fest begin!)... Kim gives up and says... "
I realise that I'm being childish!"... yeah woteva Kim...
...she walks over to the other housemates and says "
they're scum!"... (Spencer and Heidi)... he then retaliates... Chloe is called into the Diary Room to do a 'secret mission' to find out as much as possible about the other housemates and has to ask them whether peoples eyeballs could pop out when they sneeze?... and whether Dinosaurs were real or not?... lol!... and then the good old 'what came first... the chicken or the egg?'... she passes the task lol!... Jedwood John is getting Chloe's bum flashed at him in the bathroom and he tries not to see it... she then rubs her bum on him but he manages not to see what she's doing lol!...
...Nicola is trying to play 'cupid' by talking to Bianca about Jamie... (it doesn't look like she's really interested)... now Chloe is in the Diary Room and she's in trouble for rubbing her bum on Jeadwood John... she gets read the riot act about 'physical contact'... she accepts what Big Brother said... and now it pans to my most favourite moment this season and James Jordan is evicted!... (a tear of happiness runs down my cheek)... lol!...
...they show the aftermath of the eviction and Heidi and Spencer are having a cry about him going... seriously?...
SERIOUSLY?... what a pair of wusses!... (they've only know him for a friggin' week ffs!)... sheesh!...
... one of the Jedwood's were jumping on a bed from relief so the hatred for Jedwood takes off once again... shut up and let them have fun FFS!... you areholes!... Stacey springs Jamie and Bianca 'kissing' in the toilet... (big whoop!)... Stacey/Jessica and Chloe are talking about Kim but are now arguing among themselves... Stacey is the only one talking sense to me from what I can make of it... I dunno... I give up!... lol!... now Jessica's blubbering her tits off and Stacey is called into the Diary Room... now she has a massive rant... lol!... as I said... I give up!...
...Chloe tells Kim and the other housemates what has happened (big mistake Chloe)... now Kim/Chloe/Stacey and Jessica are in a corner on their own with Kim giving them 'words of wisdom'... (this isn't going to end well is it?... lol!)... oh dear...Stacey gets up and starts walking around like a panther that's about to strike at prey... don't ask me what happened next but Km gets called to the Diary Room but not until Nicola gives her a massive serve lol!... Kim is now in the Diary Room... she spouts her usual speil for her BOTS appearance to make herself look better for Rylan and crew... "
the Mafia won't break me blah blah blah!"... oh puhleeeeze!... give me a break!... really Kim?... you actually said that?... silly old bat...
...everyone is now going to bed... to 'sleep'... (or so we think!)... lol!... Kim starts up...
... she speaks in cliche's one after another... I won't bother to say what was said because it's way beyond me but Nicola storms off to the Diary Room and demands that she wants to go home... in the meantime Kim's still giving it to everyone else that is breathing in the house until she then walks away and Jamie follows her against Big Brother's instructions... Security are now in the house trying to keep people apart and calm people down (good luck with that lol!)... a female Security person escorts the old bat up the stairway to outside of the house in a 'walk of shame' for a lot of people I imagine... jeez!... Jamie told her a few home truths just as she was being walked away while she continually called out "
adulturer!... adulturer!"... end of show...
...fucking wow!... that's all that I can say for this episode lol!... James Jordan gone yesterday and Kim gone today (hopefully forever)... am I dreaming all of this?... I am
NEVER this lucky... it
has to be a dream... hmmmm!... after all of that melodrama I think that I'll have a couple of Rum's to calm my nerves lol!... cheers.
