shaydee
Turn it up!
shaydee... I take your Jenna fat-arsed shot and I up the ante with these revolting shots... Stevie in a mankini!... (spew buckets all around please!)... URGH!!!...
Wahhhhhhhhh!! eww... no-one needs to see that
shaydee... I take your Jenna fat-arsed shot and I up the ante with these revolting shots... Stevie in a mankini!... (spew buckets all around please!)... URGH!!!...
...here we go... tonight's BOTS... haha!... everyone hates John McCrirrick don't they?... I like him to be honest...... I don't know the two other panelists at all... he wants Janice out... so do I... (I knew that I liked him for a reason lol!)... most of the audience and some of the panelists all agree that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and James actually do fancy each other as I stated earlier... it is so obvious... it is revealed that 'King Bobby' got wise to the Yanks secret task... he decides to get his 'footman Austin' to do a handstand but Austin does something better... he does a complete backwards flip somersault!... ... WOW!!!!... colour me impressed Austin!!!...
...Paul Burrell is back in the Diary Room to learn of the new task which is that the Yanks are to make the 'Royals' so angry that they lose their tempers... shaydee... I take your Jenna fat-arsed shot and I up the ante with these revolting shots... Stevie in a mankini!... (spew buckets all around please!)... URGH!!!...
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...in the last shot where he's looking at his reflection I think that even HE is repulsed by his body!!!... why the hell did he do it?... to win more female fans???...... John has a segment about the odds of the housemates winning this and puts all of the Yanks running last already!... it was quite pointless really because he is so pro-Britain to win it regardless lol!...
...Sherrie was beaten by Scoop in the knowledge test about each others countries... I'm not sure what the reward was in the end though... Anna Williamson the resident Psych was on saying how much she likes the differences between the Brits and Yanks in their culture... she believes that Paul Burrell is a waste of time in there and I totally agree with her... he is a wet blanket in there... she says that the Brits are winning this because they are working as a team... that is so true... she says that the Brits are working with a 'pack mentality' now... that is so true too in my opinion...
...Rylan mentioned that the Brits did not vote for any other Brits but the Yanks voted for some of their own... that is true too... they are turning on each other big time... I so want Austin to win this year... he is so far the best entertainment in that entire house... I liked Anna's summation of them all... it was good viewing... Janice was talking with Chloe and was pointing out other housemates and calling them all the 'C' words... talk about disgusting... Janice is really turning my stomach now... get her out of the house please UK public... please!... what a vile bitch!... anyhow... I didn't enjoy tonights Bots as much as last nights show but meh!... now to watch today's final show...Phew!... lol!... cheers.
did you REALLY HAVE TO MrS --- I was still trying to clear my brain of the images of that mankini episode ... its enough to drive a crimmy to drink!!!
Wahhhhhhhhh!! eww... no-one needs to see that
those friggin' tweetie birds do my head in!!! i want to know what they were all laughing about - they were really and truly have a great time and it was wonderful to see it ... nice break from the conflict...thank God!... tonight's final show... (first thing that I hear are those damn 'tweety bird' noises again)... grrrr!... Jenna is talking to Natasha and Gayle about Janella... oopsies!.... I mean Janice... as she swans past they all whisper about her and she looks like she heard every word they spoke... she may be a zoned-out walking zombie but she sure has good hearing!... Jenna moans about some male eye-candy for the girls and the lack of it for them... (they must've seen Stevie in his mankini and are starting to eye each other off to compensate lol!)...
...no matter which room the camera is in you can always hear Scoop talking lol!... he revealed a fair bit about his life at home since he got divorced... he sounds quite lonely actually... he really revels in telling the younger guys about Life and the whole world from his experiences doesn't he?... Jenna/Natasha and Gayle seem to get on really well don't they?... it was funny that Scoop turned off the light in the bedroom and Gayle warned him that Big Brother would just turn it back on again after 10 seconds and they did lol!...
...they are all lying in bed laughing their tits off... man they are having so much fun... I'd love to know what they are laughing at but those stupid 'tweety birds' are stuffing it up for all of us... they better be doing that to save it for tomorrows highlights or it's been a total waste of fun time footage hasn't it?... it must be some great funny shit methinks... they better friggin' show it... that's all I can say...
...Austin was in bed whispering to James aboutJanella... I mean Janice... she's done something selfish yet again from the sounds of it... I assume it was about what Ezminus wrote about in his 'spoilers' post above... it sounds like the same scenario to me... most of the stuff that everyone was whispering I couldn't really get the gist of so I guess that I'll have to wait for the subtitles tomorrow lol!... James and Austin are so much fun when they are together that they give me a sore gut from laughing so much at times lol!... a 50/50 show this episode but I can't really whinge when it a bonus episode can I?... lol!...
It makes her legs look way dumpy. I'm not against a bit of booty but she went wayyyyy OTT. Naaasty.
...hmm!... the Live eviction show... Emma's whining droning voice in full pitch again... oh well!... on with the show... they show 'Queen Sherrie falling arse-up to breakfast time in the garden bed after she trips over... Austin says.. "mind your knickers your Majesty"... 'King Bobby' says... "she' wasn't wearing any!"...hahaha!... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah gives Janice a hard time about her being rude and eating in front of a 'Royal' and then again in the kitchen about being 'unsanitary' yet again... Janice is such a spoilt selfish woman... she has such a horrible personality... stuffit!... from now on I'm just going to call her 'Janella' and be done with it... I officially can't stand her at all... she's lost me as a fan... at least if nothing else Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah is not like her... (yes... I said something nice about Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah!......who woulda thunk it eh?)...
...bloody hell!... my eyes!!!!... they showed Stiffy in his 'mankini' again!... URGH!!!... oh the inhumanity of it all!!!!... please please never show us that again!!!... it is just so wrong on so many levels!... Janella finally blubbers her tits off in front of Jenna and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah but I honestly think that it is all an act... they both got sucked in quick smart by her crying (crocodile tears) in my eyes... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah did a pretty decent job in the task of upsetting the 'Royals' didn't she?... you know why?... she's like that all the time!... she has no 'off' button... she acts as if she had to 'push herself' to do it... no you didn't Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah... that is just you my dear!... oh dear who is that crying?... oh!... of course... it's Chloe!!!!... I would never have thought that it would be her!!!... ...
...I'm thinking that Stevie and Chloe might go tonight... they are soooooo friggin' boring!!!!... if not them then Janella or Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah... during the revelation of the Yanks tasks Janella just sat there like a zombie... she looked like she was totally zoned out to another planet... she really is unaware of what is going on around her methinks... it's announced who is up for evictions... Chloe blubbers yet again... bloody hell I hope those two go!... I'd even prefer if they went before Janella and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah to be honest and that is saying something!...
...Daniel looks like he has fallen asleep lol!... Jenna and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah are talking about nominations... they've noticed that all of the American women are up for eviction... go figure eh?... Stevie and Chloe are grinding away under the covers... (pass the spew bucket please)... Austin gives Janella a massive serve about her going to take all of the hot water... Janella blubbers more crocodile tears... (or they are the same ones that I reported on earlier)... I'm sure that they edit this out of sequence most times...
...Gayle tries to explain to Chloe that her and Stevie's fake shows of love to each other should maybe be toned down to make all of the others more comfortable around them and she goes to water yet again... god I hope that those 2 wet sops get evicted tonight!!!... they make me want to vomit all of the time!!!... ... Paul Burrell has to leave the house as his job is now done... he was totally ineffectual in that house... it really was a waste of his time in my eyes... he said it felt like a 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest' experience... you know what?... I believe that it would have somehow lol!... he said that if Janella worked at Buckingham Palace that he would've fired her straight away... (no shit Sherlock)... come on Emma hurry up and get him off and evict someone will you?...
...right... here we go... eviction time... the British public... please let it be Stevie and Choe!... PLEASE LET IT BE STEVIE AND CHLOE!!!!... say those words Emma... come on... you can do it... here goes peoples...
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!...
...NOT DANIEL BALDWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCKITY FUCK!... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???... he was getting very close to cracking it and exploding big time very soon and you have denied me seeing that!... you BASTARDS!!!!... I wanted to see my 'Baldwin Bomb' explode!... you have taken that away from me you bloody morons!!!!... >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<... this is me!... (I am not happy)...
...(I've calmed down now.)... does the British public actually enjoy Stevie and Chloe's slopping and slurping shit?... what is wrong with them?... what?... was Stiffy's stint in his 'mankini' the clincher that made all the girls in the UK swoon and therefore vote to keep him in?... (for god's sake Sticky... get over it!)... shrilled-voiced Emma asks Daniel... "so why do you think that you are here?"... he replies... "obviously I did not get enough votes!)"... ... what a dumb-arsed question from Emma!...
...he made a joke about Chloe which I thought was bloody funny lol!... he was so correct on so many things that he spoke about and was spot-on with a lot of his observations of what went on in the house in my opinion... he just took it all in his stride and wasn't fazed by it at all... he probably knows full well that he is still getting his full appearance fee so is probably happy to get evicted and get away from Janella lol!... oh well... it didn't go as I wanted it to but I'm over it now... I'm dying to see what he says on BOTS next... speaking of which?... cheers.
Weeell.... I haven't found anything in the holy book that says "dumpy legs" are not kosher. So you leave that god-fearing girl alone shaydee... you hear?!
They evicted the wrong guy. Chris should have been given the boot instead.
Clever Emma was caught off guard when she posed the autopilot question: "Why do you think YOU are sitting here now" to Daniel.
"Because not enough people voted for me..." - and she was brought up to believe that the Yanks are dumb.
I am very happy that the "Duckbill Trio" is still intact. So Janice is a train-wreck, Farrah an out-of-control bitch and Jenna a kosher non-Jew.... they are good to watch, there is always SOMETHING going on.
BTW.... did anyone notice how Jenna held the potato-peeler thing?
I know! Unfairly, Stevie and Chloe (ugh) are still in the house! And remember only people inside UK can vote. Biased much? Plus Chris, Stevie and Chloe are Brits.
Janice is a loose canon anyway. No wonder all the American women are up!
The worst thing, ANOTHER week of Stevie and Chloe's staged relationship.
And Farrah's constant complaining.
And Jenna's constant complaining.
And Janice's whole lot package.
...it's just wrong isn't it Ezminus?... I hate those slopping and slurping kissing sounds that they make... they sound so bloody revolting... it sounds like when people eat their food with their mouths open and making the same sounds... you just want to punch them in the face don't you?... I just can't fathom the reasons as to why the British public voted that way?... are they systematically going to just vote the Yanks out to ensure that a Brit wins it this time?... I hope not!... cheers.
...^^^^^... ... phuckin' phunny!... lol!...
...hahaha!... sorry... I mentioned the same thing... (I didn't read any posts before I posted my very long and boring rant a few moments ago lol)... that was so funny that answer of his wasn't it?... ...what a question that was... lol!... he didn't skip a beat...what a shame he is out... now to watch BOTS... cheers.