I missed the funny part. I read your post twice and still couldn't find it!
Let's not let the truth get in the way of a good story, just to keep a bit of honest perspective, 88% of the population here at the moment consists of five active members and seven lurkers. However you are right. You and Reepbot are the most active members in here, and you demonstrate that daily in almost every thread in this forum. You both derail every single thread in here with your constant witty nonsensical banter. I understand for you to write it is great fun, for me to read – not so much.
You seem really stuck on not being viewed as “cool”. There are no cool groups in here. Just a bunch of internet misfits all trying to find their niche. There are no cool groups, there are just groups. That is normal human behaviour. As people we are attracted to others whose opinions/views/humour we like or identify with, and from there groups form and friendships are born. That is how a circle of friends evolves. Just because someone who associates with a particular group of posters doesn't like you, doesn't mean you have to jump straight to a victimised “I am an uncool outcast” mentality. For example, I am in no way part of the group of posters you enjoy interacting with. That doesn't make you are the cool group, it just means you are attracted to different personality types to me, and that's okay.
For you to take this opportunity to sledge Bleachy, who coincidentally is easily the kindest, and most genuine man in this whole place actually says more about you than it does about him.
I like you, I think you bring a great flavour to this forum, your banter is often witty, but this Reepbot and Witty Banter Show in every single thread is an irritant to me. Thankfully this forum isn't all about me and what I want, so you get to shine on you crazy diamond.