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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

According to The Mirror, Janice was rushed to hospital after her fit and returned to the Big Brother house later that evening.

"I want to thank the amazing, generous doctors for helping me," she said. "I'm ready to go back into the house now. I want to make everyone feel safe and at ease."

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...I honestly believe that she was just trying to gain sympathy from the housemates after her bad behaviour and run-ins with them all... she's thinking... 'crap!... I lost that round'... cue the 'bee sting'... she showed no signs of swelling etc when she returned after all and she really wasn't willing to talk about it much did you notice?... I think even her 'fit' was staged by her too... (am I so cold?)... sorry but she's really looking like a drama queen to the nth degree to me now...

Is anyone else finding Chloe and Stevie's relationship fake and annoying. Yeah, I understand that it's love, but It just seems so forced and for the camera.

Farrah.....rrrrrgh somebody slap her :confused:

...yes! yes! yes!... hence my 'cue the spew bucket' reference in my previous post... it is soooooooooooofake!...

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absolutely agree with Chloe and Stevie's relationship - and the psych people on Bots last night called it as well ...

have to say any guy who borrowed my bikini bottoms (regardless of their colour but most especially if they were hot pink) would not last long with me. WTF was going on there???

its like every single thing they do ... every conversation ... its all 'staged'

...I swear that every time the they both speak that they seem to pause between some lines and sentences because they are thinking to themselves... 'now don't forget to say this or don't forget to say that'... it is so staged... it is so fake... (pass me the spew bucket again will you?)... cheers.
 
...OKAY BIG BROTHER ENOUGH WITH THE STEVIE AND CHLOE "I want to marry you...I want to marry you. You know I love you, don't ever forget that." No, of course we won't ever forget how much they repeat the same lines. I rather listen to Emma's whiney-high voice than listen to them. (And her voice is super provocative).
 
Sticky is still suffering from HHHHHH.... that was Helen withdrawals. I wonder if he's watched BOTS yet.... treading softly. ;)

...:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:... you are probably dead set right Dystopia lol!... I'm going to watch BOTS after 'The Hotplate' grand final so I'll get back to you on that lol!... cheers.
 
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...I just watched tonight's BOTS and sweet Nikki Graham is on... jeez I love her... I don't care if she is a fruit loop at times... I can't believe that I'm seeing fresh faces in the audience... amazing!... Emma said the word "fucking!"... the crowd roars... yep!... Emma had so much makeup on BOTS tonight...

...I agree with that guy on the panel that describes Paul Burrell as a sleazy slimey little creep... I felt that vibe too the first time I saw him... Nikki hates him too... her reasons why were bloody hilarious!... "they all need to put their belongings in a safe place!"... go Nikki!... lol!... that 'Where's Wally' guy with the hat on in the audience was really enjoying his time in the spotlight wasn't he?...

...I love every time that Nikki speaks... she just cracks me up so much... "he can bring NOTHING to this house!!!!... Nikki is quite adamant about Paul Burrell isn't she?... lol!... with Janice's apology she said... "I think that she was just worried about not getting her paycheck...I love Janice but she deserves a BAFTA after that Diary Room performance"... :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:... Rylan refused to answer whether it was all bullshit or not and quickly moved on to the next subject lol!...

...Rylan brought up 'winegate' and asked Nikki what she thought... "at the end of the day Jenna's had enough cock...she wasn't worried about 'kosher' when she was sucking cock... now she's going on about someone drinking her 'kosher' wine?"... :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:... I can't help but love Nikki... lol!... "Stevie is just like a pudge in those pink speedo pants... oh my god... my skin was like crawling!"... lol!... Nikki came up with a great idea... she said that Paul Burrell should be made Janice's butler... I bet he would lose his composure really fast lol!...

...the first nominations were done today... I can't wait to see who was nominated... the general consensus was that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah would be up as being nominated for sure... we can only hope can't we?... (I would love to know if there is anyone on here that actually likes her and why they do so please tell me if you do)... Nikki really made this show for me tonight... she's so entertaining... I loved it!... cheers.
 
how did I end up with 4 shows to watch tonight to catch up???
I still haven't got to BOTS!!!

Jemma and the red wine - so suddenly non-kosher is just fine - TAKE HER FRIDGE AWAY!!!

It's like saying I'm Jewish but only on even days of the month ... or days that start with T ... ffs

Jemma is a sneaky woman - she is telling FerretFacedFarrah one thing to feed her anger and then turns straight around and tells the English HM's what they want to hear ... sneaky and conniving!!
 
...another Live feed and the 'tweeting bird' sounds play straight away... they are so friggin' annoying!... James and Austin did a great job of freaking Scoop out by telling him that they were going to shower together inside the house lol!... in the pool James says... "you're taking the piss out of me aren't you?"... Austin replied... "yeah!"... (at least he is honest!) lol!...does Scoop ever not talk?... man he loves to talk!!!...

...Scoop /Austin and James are talking about spending a day living in each others lives and making a documentary about it lol!... I'd watch that... it would be hilarious methinks... I can see Gayle/Sherrie/Chris and Bobby being up for evictions if the public had a choice because they are doing nothing in the house to gain fans then on the other hand Big Brother is not really showcasing them either... Daniel Baldwin is at risk of that too ... he is so quiet just simmering in corners of the house it seems...

..."THIS IS BIG BROTHER... HOUSEMATES SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM THE MIRRORS"... booms out of the speakers... the housemates shit themselves lol!... watching Bobby just sitting there eating for so long was as boring as shit but that the price you pay for Live coverage I guess lol!... I suppose I can't really complain about receiving bonus shows provided by them really can I?... lol!... cheers.
 
how did I end up with 4 shows to watch tonight to catch up???
I still haven't got to BOTS!!!


Jemma and the red wine - so suddenly non-kosher is just fine - TAKE HER FRIDGE AWAY!!!

It's like saying I'm Jewish but only on even days of the month ... or days that start with T ... ffs

Jemma is a sneaky woman - she is telling FerretFacedFarrah one thing to feed her anger and then turns straight around and tells the English HM's what they want to hear ... sneaky and conniving!!

...haha!... yeah it becomes a marathon event when you have to do catch-up doesn't it?... lol!... cheers.
 
yes but I watched what was available last night ... then tonight BOOM! 4 shows!!

...yeah I know... I'll have to watch the 4th show tomorrow... I'm about to go to bed... I'm all 'The Hotplate and UK Big Brothered' out lol!... doing that though... there will probably be 6-7 episodes to watch tomorrow lol!... cheers.
 
LOL
...here we go... it's Live with whiney-voiced Emma at the helm... "bathgate"?... really?... the audience are like trained seals 'oohing' and 'aaaahing' in the appropriate places as if they are reading orchestrated cue cards... Austin really made Janice wriggle and squirm with her 'apology' to him... good on him!... she needs to be humbled for her terrible behaviour in my opinion... Austin got up to leave the Diary Room when Big Brother inferred that Janice didn't spit in his face... Big Brother wouldn't open the door... well it looks like the producers have got their 'star attraction's back covered doesn't it?...

...in my opinion... if she didn't actually spit in his face the fact that she 'pretended' to spit in his face is just as heinous as the act itself!... it's disgusting!... if he did the same to her his feet wouldn't even touch the ground as he was being thrown out of the house!... (they've gotta look after who they want to win most probably)... Janice runs into the Diary Room with an alleged bee sting and starts freaking out... she has an apparent fit... Emma comes on Live again and reassures everyone that Janice is fine... **PHEW!** ... that was close!... she was so close to death after all wasn't she?... Janice comes back and thanks the whole of Great Britain for saving her life... how nice of her...

...Janice apologises to Jenna and Jenna tells Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah that she thinks that Janice was actually genuine in her apology and she feels all warm and glowy with her again... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah looks totally unimpressed... (who woulda thunk it eh?)... Stevie and Chloe are at it again... (cue the vomit bucket)... Stevie is so 'pussy-whipped' isn't he?... Chris is in the Diary Room talking about Janice...he says nice things about her as a true gentleman of course lol!... when Austin was talking to Daniel you can just see that Daniel is sitting back waiting to strike lol!...

...Bobby's farewell speech as 'The Prime Minister' of the house was bloody funny in parts... Paul Burrell the ex-butler that told all about the Royal Family is touted to be entering the house... (just what the house needs... another fame-whore) :bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::rolleyes:... watching Natasha talking with Jenna about 'kosher' wine I could see Natasha starting to arc up... I can't wait for her to explode lol!... I really do hope that Scoop raps better on his records than he just did then... it wasn't very good lol!...

...Daniel in the Diary Room airing his opinions... you can just see that he is working them all out first before he begins bringing them all to their knees... I can't wait lol!... Natasha and Jenna seem to have sorted out their differences... for now!... (how long is that going to last?... seriously?)...

...this 'Americans serving the Royals' thingy is so going to erupt in mayhem lol!... Scoop as a the 'butler'... Jenna as the 'housekeeper'... Austin as his 'footman'... when Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah learned that she was delegated as the 'maid' the look on her face was priceless... it was a blank 'I'm what?' expression... lol!... (I always get dirty and I always take out the dirt)... yeaaaaah!... right!... we really believe you Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah... we really do!... Paul chose Janice and Daniel as the 'cooks' methinks... there was some bad editing when he announced that so that's guesswork on my part...

...Paul announces that 'Canopes' are about to be served and Austin says... "can of peas?"... :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:... classic!... I'm curious... is Paul sleeping in the house with them?... if so... whose bed is he sharing?... cheers.
hubby asked me if scoop was going to be the Royal rapper
 
Paul Burrell IS a sleazy little worm.

Also, anything that comes out of Nikki Grahame's mouth is GOLD.
 
The eviction process is 'vote to save'. I have a feeling Stevie and Chloe, Chris or Daniel will be evicted. Or maybe even Jenna. Then again, as much as some of the Americans bother me. The more entertaining they are, so I hope they all don't go within the first few weeks.
 
From what we hear he is probably more likely to be named the Royal Crapper ;):D

Show some respect!! The man is talking to Jesus - don't snigger, "The Scoop" is gonna win this show because that's what Jesus does, he looks after his friends. Jenna is out of the "help me god" competition because she forgot she was 'kosher' let alone Jewish. :jawdrop: O_O
 
So this might look like a spoiler but really, it's not.

On BOTS they are trying to figure out the psychology of one Janice, her problems and why she doesn't wanna do the dishes and says she's tired and why she is the way she is. Typical bloody tabloid mentality.
If you've ever been drunk and your head felt kinda strange the next day, multiply that by at least a hundred and you'll know what it feels like in Janice's head.
She's got a bunch of plastic bags which I am sure were meticulously labelled before she entered the house... but at this stage, either the labels have fallen off and Janice re-attached them to the wrong bags or the labels have simply disappeared. How do I know this?
Watch her going through those bags for hours on end, trying to figure out what is what. No doubt, at least one of those bags contained prescription medication - my guess is there were more than one actually, one for the uppers, one for the downers, another one for the more benign type etc.

Then there is the make-up and other paint and pull and tweezers bag. So basically, she sits on her bed with half a dozen of plastic bags, looks at them in bewilderment and starts taking things out of this or that bag... stops, thinks, hesitates... then finally I guess gets impatient and cleans up the mess on her bed. So now all the little bits and pieces are safely back inside bags. But which bit is in which bag?

To cut a long story short, I am convinced she swallowed some of her make-up accidentally instead of the important "take after every meal" pill. Or.... prior to entering the house she figured, I'm not getting any younger this might be my last chance and procured a box full of the morning-after pill.... however, the chemist where she got the stuff was a bit stoned himself and instead of the morning-after pill issued her with Viagra and because poor Janice hasn't felt her libido rising since she entered the house, she might have simply ODed on the lil blue pill.


Give the woman a break bitches !! :woot::woot::woot:
 
I've just caught up to Monday's episode.

Janice is frustrating, but Jenna and Farrah are insufferable. I would take Janice over those two any day.

The banter between James and Austin was funny and totally ruined by Farrah.

Jenna twists everything and makes it totally impossible to have a coherent argument. Even as I'm watching she is talking behind Janice's back about calling herself the queen of reality. No mention of Farrah's very similar claim.

They sure can get themselves worked up over very little in that house, can't they!
 
...I've been watching the last of yesterdays 4 shows lol!... Paul Burrell lost the battle of 'Royal Duties' with Janice didn't he?... he ended up backing down to her because she had decided to have her cigarette no matter what he said... I knew he would when push comes to shove... as I predicted to myself... he walk-in banter was all shit lol!...

...it looks like Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah is actually getting into her role of being 'the maid'! :wideyed::wideyed::wideyed::wideyed:... I never for one second thought that she would do it... colour me confused!... colour me shocked!... Bobby the 'King' sent his toast back because he wanted them cut into ' soldiers' lol!... Daniel is doing alright with the cooking by the looks of it... (as long as Janice doesn't touch the toaster)... James looks like he could actually pass for Royalty to me... he sure looks the part doesn't he?... Janice's 'soldiers' looked a tad bit odd didn't they?...

...I can't wait for when the tables turn and the Brits have to wait on the Yanks... if the Brits were smart they should be nice to them now or god help them later... the Yanks will be merciless!... Paul Burrell has asked Janice yet again to wash up in the kitchen and she says... "Big Brother has told me to take my medication" and swans away... as if she will listen to him... NO CHANCE IN HELL PAUL!... good luck with that old son... a few glimpses of Daniels humour are starting to surface which is quite funny... I hope that we see more of it later... strangely enough Janice turns up to be thanked alongside the others by the 'King' for doing their 'duties' all day long lol!... SHE DID JACK SHIT!!!!... :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:...

...Paul has a rebellion on his hands with his 'staff'... (Austin is leading it of course lol!)... they have all had enough with Janice doing sweet nothing... Janice is the 'Gary Busey' of this season from what I can see... the big difference is that Gary apologised and meant it... he changed his bad habits to please others... he always respected the others and respected what they said plus many more other good traits... unfortunately Janice is the complete opposite to all of that... she will come undone big time eventually... it's only a matter of time...

...Paul Burrell gets called to the Diary Room... it sounds like Jenna and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah are already plotting their revenge l0l!... it didn't take long did it?... are Ritchie and Chloe still in the hou... oh there they are!... Gayle must be freaking out having people wait on her eh?... lol!... anyhow... that's yesterday's last show done so now onto today's show!... omg!... there are 3 shows up to watch!... I'm never going to bed tonight!... lol!... cheers.
 
I love how the cast on BBOTS said that Janice will take the challenge like it's nothing, when she's far from doing so. :hilarious:
 
...right!... today's first show... EXCELLENT!... nominations!!!!... Janice was 'apologising' to Austin for her 'Pantomime spit'... the thing is it just sounds so insincere (to me at least)... Scoop tells someone to get out of the bathroom because 'he's talking to Jesus at the moment'!... whoever it was left :wideyed::wideyed::wideyed:... Chloe is like a child the way she talks... it is so irritating... Stevie and Chloe were in the toilet discussing who they will nominate... Stevie says Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and Chloe says... "I think Natasha"... and Natasha walks in at that exact moment!... :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:... AWKWARD!... but wait!... there's more!!!... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah walks in!!!!... :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:... it couldn't have been scripted any more perfect for the timing of it all... DOUBLE AWKS!!!!...absolute gold right there folks!!!!...

...Austin nominates Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Janice...
...Gayle nominates Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Daniel...
...Sherrie nominates Jenna and then Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah...
...Natasha nominates Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Janice...
...James nominates Janice and then Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah...
...Daniel nominates Janice and then Stevie/Chloe...
...Janice nominates Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Daniel...
...Stevie and Chloe nominate Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and Daniel...
...Bobby nominates Jenna and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah...
...Scoop nominates Sherrie and then Chris...
...Jenna nominates Stevie/Chloe and then Chris...
...Chris nominates Jenna and then Daniel...
...Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah nominates James and then Stevie/Chloe...

...final tally is...

8... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah
4... Janice/Daniel
3... Jenna/Stevie and Chloe
2... Chris
1... James/Sherrie

...some of the reasons for their nominations were quite surprising to me...some were so predictable too... everyone was laughing at Paul Burrell's lipstick mark on the side of his face from Janice... Gayle is going into meltdown because she wants to wash the dishes lol!... spew buckets all around please!... Stevie and Chloe are smooching again and are now having 'relationship problems' and Chloe begins to cry according to their pre-written script...

...Paul Burrell is in the Diary Room... the housemates are talking about him being 'the most hated man in Britain' for snitching on the Royal Family and what a grub he was for doing it... he's back in there saying how great they are lol!... oh the irony!... whoever wrote Stevie and Chloe's script for the 'in-the-bathroom-scene' should be flogged!.. that was so bloody pathetic and cringey!!!!...

...Janice's stand on not doing the dishes is really pulling that pin on the hand grenade and it is ready to explode big time... she is just an outright bone-idle lazy bitch and that's it!... get over it peoples... she is not going to change... she is not going to play along with it... she doesn't give a shit... once you understand that... she will not annoy you anymore lol!... anyhow... it could all backfire on her and she may be evicted by the British public... who knows?... lol!... I really enjoyed this show tonight... cheers.
 
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