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Congratulations Big Brother

21 May 2007

Posted by David

It only took you TWENTY NINE DAYS to use the punishment room, going by this rate on Day 58 we might even see the phone being used. Even though I’m happy that you have used a feature of the Big Brother house that you hyped up on “Launch Night.” However you disappoint me by using the same punishment methods. We have seen people sort hair by color before. we have also seen pins and needles sorted. as well as wool.

But what really gets me, is that you see two people talking about nominations punishable, but 3 or more people talking about forming an alliance and nominations, just get a verbal warning in front of all housemates and are not even named.

Please, I think it is great you are finally using the punishment room, but how about punishments we have never seen before?

Here, let me give you a few ideas:

  1. Since you just love product placement, and vibes hates it,  How about you make housemates unwrap starburst chews and they they have to re-wrap yellow ones into orange papers, pink into red, orange into pink and so on.  I’m sure that would be enough product placement for Starburst.
  2. Or since you still have KFC as a sponsor, god damn twists, make the housemate who is being punished stand there and say a tongue twister 100 times. maybe something such as “KFC Twisters are shit that if you twist and twist and twist some more maybe they might become small enough to shove up the production teams arse since they are too cheap to spend money every year in making the house interesting and actually entertaining to WATCH and therefore I might get a spot on say ROVE instead of just being a new neighbour in Ramsey Street”
  3. Or how about Pin the saying on Gretel. Blindfold them before they go into the room and they can only leave once they have pinned  EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW into the speech bubble next to Gretel’s mouth?

Surely it wouldn’t be that hard to come up with new punishment idea’s? Or do you also have sponsorship with the maker of glass jars?